The return of Ted
this is gonna be kool bananas
(harry): hermini!!!!
(Hermione): its hermione not hermini
(harry):quite u
(hagrid): harry u have a guest
(harry): hey u wat ur name
(pickahoe): pickahoe y
(harry): cuz
(hermione): thats one of my mums names, i have 2 mums
(harry): thats kool i have 2 dads, there fav show is queer eye
(pickahoe): um im here im queer so lets get it on , i have business 2 do
(harry) : kool bananas
(hermione): yer
(harry) : fuck off hermione
(hermione) : ok
(harry): soooooooo
(pickahoe): yer um do u want 2 buy a chocalate
(harry): thats all u wanted
(pickahoe): yep
im having fun r u , o back 2 the story
(harry): did u hear that
(pickahoe): i swear that wasn't me
(harry): I didn't mean the fart that was me , i meant that creak it sounded like a door opening
the door opens
(herminoe): hey guys its just me look i bought taco kit you can tacos in just three minutes I've heard
(harry): FUCK YOU BITCH FUCK OFF DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU FUCK
Ted comes though the door
(Ted) : harry i told u not 2 swear
(harry) : ted....is that u ?¿?¿
(Ted): no shit Sherlock
harry runs up 2 Ted 2 give him a hug
(ted): I've missed u , did u fart
(harry): yes
(harrys fart): i smell.........
(Ted): woow ur fart talks
(harry) : yep , but anyways wat have u been doing lately after i dumped u
(ted): i have been miserably crying myself 2 sleep every night ummmm reading romance novels pretending that we were the main charters ummm yer and chatting 2 my online and make believe friends and u
(harry): wow those r the things I used 2 do when u were around kool bananas
harry runs 2 the closet and brings out a friend
ted looks surprised
(ted): wat is this
(harry): it my personal sex slave just like i was 2 u im like u now we have kinky bum sex all the time
(Ted) : ok then im going looks like u don't love me anymore
harry: no
Ted starts crying
(Ted) :i thought u loved me
(harry):ummm no
(ted) : okay doaky byeeee.............
(Harry): ?¿?¿ Okokokokokokokkok okokokokokokokokokoko kool bananas
(ted) : ok im going 2 see my nan
(harry): tell her harry and co. say hi
(ted) : i will do
(harry):i must be going now my dads want me 2 wash the car in my undie dacks
(ted) : ok then have fun
THE END...........................ok then i will have fun and i hope u did 2
this is gonna be kool bananas
(harry): hermini!!!!
(Hermione): its hermione not hermini
(harry):quite u
(hagrid): harry u have a guest
(harry): hey u wat ur name
(pickahoe): pickahoe y
(harry): cuz
(hermione): thats one of my mums names, i have 2 mums
(harry): thats kool i have 2 dads, there fav show is queer eye
(pickahoe): um im here im queer so lets get it on , i have business 2 do
(harry) : kool bananas
(hermione): yer
(harry) : fuck off hermione
(hermione) : ok
(harry): soooooooo
(pickahoe): yer um do u want 2 buy a chocalate
(harry): thats all u wanted
(pickahoe): yep
im having fun r u , o back 2 the story
(harry): did u hear that
(pickahoe): i swear that wasn't me
(harry): I didn't mean the fart that was me , i meant that creak it sounded like a door opening
the door opens
(herminoe): hey guys its just me look i bought taco kit you can tacos in just three minutes I've heard
(harry): FUCK YOU BITCH FUCK OFF DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU FUCK
Ted comes though the door
(Ted) : harry i told u not 2 swear
(harry) : ted....is that u ?¿?¿
(Ted): no shit Sherlock
harry runs up 2 Ted 2 give him a hug
(ted): I've missed u , did u fart
(harry): yes
(harrys fart): i smell.........
(Ted): woow ur fart talks
(harry) : yep , but anyways wat have u been doing lately after i dumped u
(ted): i have been miserably crying myself 2 sleep every night ummmm reading romance novels pretending that we were the main charters ummm yer and chatting 2 my online and make believe friends and u
(harry): wow those r the things I used 2 do when u were around kool bananas
harry runs 2 the closet and brings out a friend
ted looks surprised
(ted): wat is this
(harry): it my personal sex slave just like i was 2 u im like u now we have kinky bum sex all the time
(Ted) : ok then im going looks like u don't love me anymore
harry: no
Ted starts crying
(Ted) :i thought u loved me
(harry):ummm no
(ted) : okay doaky byeeee.............
(Harry): ?¿?¿ Okokokokokokokkok okokokokokokokokokoko kool bananas
(ted) : ok im going 2 see my nan
(harry): tell her harry and co. say hi
(ted) : i will do
(harry):i must be going now my dads want me 2 wash the car in my undie dacks
(ted) : ok then have fun
THE END...........................ok then i will have fun and i hope u did 2