Sephira: ...GRR... DAMNIT!! I'm bored to death!!!! . I don't know what to do!! ...Oh well! n.n [dances the Polka o Dolka dance]
Everybody else: O.O
Sephira: n.n And I also have new SetoJou piccies!! ME SO HAPPY!! [glomps her pictures] Now on with the new chappie! Sorry, QOL and Marrita. But I'm going to post up your chapter next time! Right now I have some ideas for today...
Disclaimer: [hyper] n.n WHEE!!! [dances around, notices Sephira's M. Item and mistaken it as a food, gets it and runs out of the room] WHEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sephira: O.O... MY MILLENNIUM ITEM!!! [rushes after him]
Miyu: That's what she gets for having a M. Item that looks like a food...
Ruji: Sephira doesn't own YGO or anything that she uses in this fic. She owns the M. Cupcake though...
The Hunt for the Disclaimer Dude and the Weird Adventures
Part ?/?
Yugi: ...Should we leave her out there? I'm getting kinda worried for her.
Yami: Don't worry, aibou. I'm sure she's OK...
!!!Sephira chasing Disclaimer through a tiger cage inside a zoo!!!
Sephira: . DAMNIT! GET BACK HERE, YOU THIEF!!
Disclaimer: n.n WHEE!! [runs around despite the tigers chasing him]
Sephira: [runs after him, but was blocked by some angry tigers] Uh-oh... This is not good...
!!!Back at HQ!!!
Yami: ...Maybe not...
Joey: [worried] We better go find her!
Ruji: Sorry, but she doesn't want anybody to interfere with her own activities. Only us Team Celsius could.
Miyu: And since she has planned the chapter today, you should follow it.
Bakura: [sarcastically] Oh what? Are we Yamis going to be transported into a cooking show?
Miyu: [looks through Sephira's plans list] Wow! You're right! It's planned that you're going to be in a cooking show!
Yamis: O.OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Miyu: [smiles sweetly] Well, see ya later!!
Yamis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [was sucked inside a warp hole]
Miyu: non (A/N: It's a smilie...) Buh-bye! [waves hand]
Ruji: O.oUU
Miyu: [smiles evilly to the others]
Everybody else: [gulps]
Joey: [thinking] Please... don't let me be stuck with him... [eyeing Seto nervously]
Miyu: Seto and Joey are going to be stuck inside a closet in Hogwarts...
Joey: O.O [stares at her horrified, clutches head] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Seto: O.o
Miyu: Oh yeah, and Joey, you have to wear this dog collar.
Joey: ;.; But--
Miyu: NO BUTS! [makes Joey wear the collar] There! Not so hard, isn't it? n.n
Joey: T.T... [whimpers]
Seto: [stares at the whimpering Joey, eyes become stars] Joey... you... look so... CUTE!!!!! [attempts to glomp him]
Joey: O.o EGADS!!! [runs away from him]
Seto: PUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! [chases him]
Everybody else: OoO
Miyu: O.o There's a high level of OOCness in that scene...
Joey: [so scared of Seto that he ran off into a warp hole]
Seto: [of course, still chasing him but of course, runs off into the warp hole too]
Miyu/Ruji: [blinks]
Miyu: [clears throat] Anyways... Tristan, Duke and Tea will be transported inside a cage full of... you'll know soon! n.n
Duke/Tristan/Tea: [sucked inside a warp hole before Duke and Tristan said "Wait" and Tea said "Friendship!"... -.- Typical Tea...]
Miyu: -.- Next will be Mai. Care to join Joey and Seto inside the closet?
Mai: O.OUU [blushes] But-- [got sucked inside a warp hole]
Miyu: -.- [takes a look at the hikaris, Serenity and Harrison, takes a look at Sephira's plans list] Yeesshh... of course. You guys-
Serenity: Umm...
Miyu: Oh yeah. And a girl. You people are left here. It says here that you could like, come with us or something.
Yugi: n.nUU Umm... hehe... I guess we'll stay!
Ryou: n.nUU Yeah! Yugi's right! Maybe we could like... play Truth or Dare or something...
Marik: n.nUU I agree...
Serenity/Harrison: I'll come!
Miyu: [sighs, to Ruji] Should we?
Ruji: [nods]
Miyu: OK... I guess you could...
Serenity: n.n Yay!
Harrison: ...Aren't you worrying for your big brother? I mean, he's stuck with his worst enemy and...
Serenity: Oh, he'll be OK! n.n
!!!Inside a closet in Hogwarts!!! (A/N: Mai's not here yet)
Seto: [glomping Joey] n.n
Joey: -.-UU... T.T Why should I get dragged into this...?!
Seto: n.n [rubs face to Joey's]
Joey: O.oUU... . [tries to squirm away but Seto's hold is too powerful] ...T.T [whimpers]
Seto: n.n [continues to rub his face to Joey's]
!!!Back at HQ!!!
Harrison: -.-UU
Serenity: n.n [clings to Harrison]
Sephira: [from far away] I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT, SERENITY WHEELER!!!! OWW!!!! WHAT THE!!?? STOP CHASING ME, YOU STUPID MONGRELS!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!
Harrison: O.oUU [blinks]
Serenity: n.n [clings tighter]
Harrison: -.-UU
Ruji: OK... Sephi-chan is in trouble. We must head out now!
Miyu: YES, MA'AM! ...Hey... YOU TRICKED ME!
Ruji: [snicker]
Miyu: . Now let's go!
[The 4 of them headed out HQ, but Miyu looked back at the Hikaris.]
Miyu: Don't you people dare to do something stupid, OK?
Hikaris: [eyes her innocently] Yes, we'll be good.
Miyu: [eyes them suspiciously and leaves]
Marik: n.n... :) MWEHEHEHEHE... naive mortal fool...
Yugi: What?! You call them mortal?! Why don't you take a look at yourself, huh??!?!?!?!?!
Marik/Ryou: O.O
Ryou: O.O Umm... Yugi? Are you OK?
Yugi: O.o Huh...? Oh wha?! [notices strange looks at him] Uh... hehe... sorry, got carried away! n.nUU
Marik/Ryou: -.-UU
Yugi: So... what are we up to?
Marik: [evil grin] Oh, I just know what to do...
!!!Inside a closet in Hogwarts!!!
Joey: T.T [still being glomped by Seto] Why must I suffer all of these...?
Seto: n.n [hugs Joey tighter]
Joey: O.o [chokes]
Mai: [arrives, sees the scene before her, gets really mad] .##### GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF JOEY!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: [sees Mai shouting at him, gets angry too] .######## YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU PETTY SLUT!!!
Joey: O.o... [stares at the two shouting at each other, mutters] It's my chance... [tries to sneak out but Seto and Mai grabs him]
Mai: Joey! Tell this gay of a CEO that you love me better than him!
Seto: No! Puppy! Tell this blonde bimbo that you'd rather go out with me than her!
Joey: T.T [whimpers] You don't have to shout, you know...
!!!Outside the closet!!!
Ron: [staring at the closet] O.o?! What in the world is happening inside that closet?!
Hermione: It's just probably a boggart, Ron. C'mon, we're gonna miss our class.
Ron: O-Okay... [walks off with Hermione]
Harry: [stays, stares at the closet, opens it] O.O [sees Seto, Joey and Mai inside] Umm... maybe I should leave them alone... URRF!! [pushed into the closet]
Draco: [laughs evilly, closes the closet] Now Potter should learn not to mess up with me... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! (A/N: O.o I think that's too OOC...)
!!!Inside the closet!!!
Harry: Umm... ah...
Seto&Mai: [shouting at each other]
Joey: Hey... help me...
Harry: Umm... sorry, even though I want to, I don't go off helping strangers like they were my friends...
Joey: -.- You mean you're being paranoid because I might be Lord Voldemort, is that right?
Harry: n.nUU Umm... yeah, that's it! ...HEY! How did you know about Voldemort? And how did you know me...? [clutches his scar]
Joey: -.- You see, kiddo, I have my ways... Anyways... can you get me outta here? Like, do your magic thingamagij and everything? Please??? [gives him puppy-dog eyes]
Harry: O.oUU Umm... you see, I'm not good at all of these...
Joey: If you get me outta here, you'll get outta here too!
Harry: Umm... hehe... n.nUU [laughs very nervously, then faints]
Joey: O.o... [shakes head in disappointment]
Harry: X.X [very unconscious]
Seto: [glomps Joey] JOEY! TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME!!!
Mai: [kisses Joey] JOEY! I KNOW YOU WANT TO HAVE KIDS WITH ME!! [winks at him]
Joey: O.O!!!... This... is... too... much... [faints] X.X
!!!TO COMMERCIAL!!!
{A/N: Now meet my new fic segment!! [gets weird stares from readers] WELL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET REVIEWS IF I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING RANDOM TO WRITE, HUH???!!
Readers: O.O [blinks]
A/N: Umm... sorry... got carried away!! n.nUU Now let's get on with it!! MWAHAHAHA!! [evil random laughter]}
[Seto is all alone, walking around the Domino City streets. His limo crashed into a tree so he has to walk home. Then, he passed by a big poster laminated inside a bus stop bench. He stopped to take a look at it and saw Joey's face in it. Then, the picture started moving.]
Seto: O.O
[Joey, in the picture, was eating a Dewberry cookie (A/N: Filipinos must know what commercial it is!!!). Because he's doing it in a very suggestive way, Seto's mouth began to water and started walking towards the poster. Joey, in the picture, winks at him and licks his fingers in the same suggestive way. Seto began making a puddle of drool and started to advance towards the realistic poster, then...]
SMAX!!!! (A/N: [giggle])
[Seto bumped into the hard poster and realized that the poster wasn't really real at all. He scratched his head and walked off. Little did he know...]
(A/N: I put this extra in... [giggle])
Somebody: [giggle, comes out, turns out to be Joey]
Joey: HEHEHE...
Yugi: [comes out] That was very evil, Joey...
Joey: Now Kaiba knows when not to mess with me! n.n [holds out video thingamajig where you can show a video] #.# Hehehehe...
Conclusion: If you were a CEO that had his/her limo crashed into a tree, get to walk to your home and sees a poster with a big Dewberry Cookie advertising material on it, don't ever try to daydream over it. Because if you did, you'll bump into that really hard laminated poster and have your brain cells squashed into bits... yeeessshhh... [nods, nods]
{A/N: n.n I hope you enjoyed it! Now back to the torture!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!}
!!!At the Cooking Show/Class!!!
Yami: This… is… hell!!! [sobs]
Bakura: [sneers] Ah, the pharaoh, sobbing in a corner. How pathetic.
Yami Marik: [smirks] Yes, pathetic. (A/N: -.- Because I banned him from watching too much Hamtaro, he went back to his usual self, all rubbery.)
Chef: [notices them, shouts] OI! STOP YAPPING AND GET BACK TO WORK!!!
Yami: T.T See what I mean?!
Bakura: [pissed off] Can I banish him to the Shadow Realm?!
Yami: JUST DO IT!! T.
Bakura: [grins evilly, sends Chef to the Shadow Realm, fails] HUH?! What the?! [tries to, but fails again]
Yami: O.o… Sephira must have magically banned us from sending people to the Shadow Realm!
Bakura/Yami Marik: O.O [horrified] NO!!!!!!!!!!
Chef: [bonks their head with a frying pan]
Yamis: T.T Owies…
Head Chef: Hey, are you guys alright?
Yami: T.T Sadly, no… [massages the sore bump on his head]
Head Chef: Sorry about my Chef. He's kinda… you know? Grumpy?
Yami Marik: -.- [mutters] Grumpy, my ass…
Yami: [nudges his ribs with his elbow]
Yami Marik: .T It hurts…
Head Chef: Anyways (A/N: -.- The evil word), I'll go easy on you. You [to Yami, gives him a hot pot and an egg], boil this egg. Then you [to Bakura, gives him a chopping board, a knife and a hard-boiled egg], chop this egg. And you [to Yami Marik, gives him a frying pan and an egg] fry this egg. Easy enough?
Yami: Uhh… yeah?
Head Chef: Good. Well, see ya later! [goes over to his part of the kitchen]
Yami: [looks at the egg, gulps]
Bakura: [looks at the knife, eyes shine]
Yami Marik: [looks at the frying pan, grins and bonks Yami's head with it]
Yami: .T OWIES!! Stop it!!
Yami Marik: [snickers]
Bakura: [holds the knife lovingly] I had found the love of my life… My precious! [huggles it]
Yami/Yami Marik: O.o
Yami: -.-UU This is going to be a looooooonnnnggg day…
!!!Back at HQ!!!
Yugi: This is boring… Marik, what are we up to?! And why are we in Sephira's HQ basement?!
Marik: SHUT UP, YOU MIDGET! I'm trying to find something here!
Yugi: T.T
Ryou: So, what are you exactly looking for?
Marik: Blackmail material for Sephira. So we can get out of this hell-hole!!
Yugi: Sephi-chan's alright!
Marik: Keep talking, I'm not listening.
Yugi: T.T Why are you so mean to me?
Ryou: Yugi, Marik is the factor of meanness. He's mean, and will be forever.
Yugi: But he has fans…
Ryou: Well, we do too.
Marik: O.O WHOA! CHECK OUT ALL THE PICTURES ON HER FOLDERS!!
Yugi/Ryou: [takes a look] O.O You're right!
Yugi: So many pictures of Joey!! She must have been obsessed with him or something…
Ryou: 311 Joey (solo) pictures!
Hikaris: Whoa…
Marik: And look! Some pictures between Wheeler and Kaiba!!
Yugi: O.o OH MY RA!! MY VIRGIN EYES!!! [covers them]
Ryou: [blushes] At least not all of them has it…
Marik: #.# Hehe… I never thought I could also get blackmail material for Kaiba and his dog that much!! Especially those pictures!! #.# MWEHEHEHE… [prints all the Seto/Joey pics]
Ryou: ¬.¬ How typical… [takes a look at Sephira's folder once more] O.o Oh my! She has Seto/Joey stories here!
Yugi: Did she write them?
Ryou: No, but she got them from… [blushes, mumbles] adultfanfiction.net…
Marik: [hears it] WHAT?! O.o… Sephira has an obsession on that pairing! [opens one, and reads it] O.O… #.# MWAHAHAHA… I must print them too!! [prints them]
Yugi/Ryou: -.-UU
Marik: #.# MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Mokie: [comes in, stares at them confused] Marik, what are you laughing at? And where's everybody?
Hikaris: O.o Uh-oh… We've got company!!
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Sephira's Journal,
. Great, just great! Disclaimer Dude got away with my M. Item, and now he's hiding inside my school! NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY M. ITEM BACK?! .
Sephi-chan, annoyed and irritated
Mood: . annoyed
Listening to the song: -.- The sound of a bell ringing… must be the time for lunch…
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Sephira: . [finished writing on her journal] Grr… When I get my hands on him… I SWEAR!! [thinks of a plan to get inside the school] Hmm… Aha! I know! This is my fic, so I can do whatever I want! n.n [disguises herself but before she did…. Two kids approached her]
Kid #1: Hey, miss! What'cha doin'?
Sephira: Leave me alone, kid. I've got some business here – [takes a look at the kid] O.O…
Kid #1: n.n [looks like a chibi Joey, except that he has blue eyes… O.O] Gwad you nowticed me!
Kid #2: [runs to him] I towd you not to weave me wike that!!
Sephira: O.O… This is getting weird…
Kid #2: [a girl, looks like a chibi Mai, except that her hair looks longer, brighter and her eyes are brown… O.OU] Oh… sowie, miss! My yami's kinda hyper today so…
Sephira: O.OU You two are yami and hikari?
Two kids: [nods]
Kid #1: n.n Hi! I'm Joey Kaiba! (A/N: O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Kid #2: And I'm Mai Wheeler. (A/N: OoO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) A pweasure to meet you. [bows down]
Sephira: O.o… Oh my gulaysis…
Kid #1: You can call me Puppy!
Kid #2: And you can call me Polar.
Sephira: O.o… [faints] X.X
Polar: O.o… . Now look what you've done, Puppy!
Puppy: [stares at her cutely] What did I do? (A/N: 3 So cute! [huggles Puppy])
Polar: -.-… Puppy… I'm gonna tell Unclwe S'to about this!
Puppy: O.O [stares at her, horrified] AH!! NOOOO!! Pwease! Don't tell Daddy!! (A/N: O.O)
Polar: [smiles evilly] Or maybe I could tell Unclwe Joey… (A/N: O.OU)
Puppy: ;.; WAAAAAAAHHHH!!! STOP IT!! I DON'T WANT MUMMY TO KNOW!!!! [sobs] (A/N: O.OUUU MUMMY?!)
Polar: -.-UU Puppy, Unclwe Joey isn't a girl! He's a boy, so he's your daddy!
Puppy: T.T [sobs]
Polar: -.-UUUUU
!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!
Sephira: X.X [still unconscious]
Puppy: [stops sobbing, stares at readers and smiles cutely] Wead and Weview!!! n.n Pwease???? [puppy-dog eyes]
Polar: [joins him] Pwease?? [puppy-dog eyes] And no fwaming! Fwames would be use to burn Eviw Tea down!!