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Yugi ran up to the smirking Seto and the angry Yamis.
"Please!" he cried. "Please! Don't do this, Yami!" But, alas, it was much too late.
"I challenge you!" Yami Bakura snarled, pointing an accusing finger at Yami.
"Name it!" Yami snarled right back.
"Pizza Hut!" Yami Bakura yelled.
"You've got it!" The King of Games roared. Then the two of them took off in a cloud of dust.
Seto's smile disappeared. "What?" He stared after them in, mouth agape.
"No!!!!" Yugi wailed. "This can't be happening to me!!"
"Oh no!" moaned Bakura. "Oh no...."
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"Six...five...four...three..." The waitress counted down for them. The Yamis were bent over the table, stacks of pizza on hand, ready to eat.
"Two....two and a half..." The waitress giggled as Yami Bakura fell head first into his pizza at the false alarm.
"Remember, loser pays for all the pizza," Yami muttered at Yami Bakura.
"It's not like I'll forget, Pharaoh," Yami Bakura mumbled back, using the back of his hand to wipe off the sauce.
"...and go!" yelled the waitress.
Yami Bakura grinned. Then, he took two slices of pizza and stuck them in his mouth, chewing noisily and rudely.
Yami countered by taking THREE slices and stuffing them in his mouth, cheese and pepperoni flying. Cheeks puffed, he was a funny sight to see.
Finishing his mouthful, Yami Bakura reached for another box of pizza. Unfortunately, it was the extra-hot-spicy peppered kind. Yami Bakura paid no heed to the warnings, though, and took FOUR slices and stuffed them in his open mouth.
Meanwhile, Yami was enjoying his sixth slice of pizza, when suddenly a jet of flame shot out of nowhere and incinerated his pizza.
Yami gave a dirty glare to Yami Bakura, who was busily swallowing glasses of ice water. "Now I get a free slice!"
"No you don't!" said a red-faced Yami Bakura. "It was you who ordered this burning box, wasn't it! You don't get a free slice and by the way, time is ticking away!" Hurriedly, he grabbed another slice (after first checking it wasn't the super-spicy kind) and wolfed it down.
Enraged, Yami kept eating.
Then, the door of Pizza Hut burst open and Seto, Yugi, and Bakura came in.
"Guys!" cried Bakura. "Great Scott! What's going on?"
Great Scott appeared and started talking. "Well, actually, it was like this-"
"Shut up," said Seto, and Great Scott disappeared in a puff of green smoke.
Throughout all of this, Yami and Yami Bakura kept on scarfing pizza.
"What's going on?" asked Seto mildly. He was answered by rapidly chewing mouths. However, Seto was not the kind of person that was supposed to be ignored. Seto growled. And was answered by rapidly chewing mouths.
"Yami." said Yugi piteously.
"Yami." said Bakura sadly.
"Yamis!" hissed Seto.
Of course, they were answered by rapidly chewing mouths.
"This is not funny," said Seto unfunnily.
"Shh, we're busy," shushed Yami Bakura in the depths of his pizza. This resulted in the spraying of pepperoni and cheese and turnips (turnips???) everywhere.
"Who's winning?" asked a nearby customer.
"I'm betting my money on the spikey-haired one!" said another.
"Go away," returned Yami Bakura, not missing a bite. Or beat. Or whatever.
Yami kept on munching.
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Author's Note: The plot thickens.
Yugi ran up to the smirking Seto and the angry Yamis.
"Please!" he cried. "Please! Don't do this, Yami!" But, alas, it was much too late.
"I challenge you!" Yami Bakura snarled, pointing an accusing finger at Yami.
"Name it!" Yami snarled right back.
"Pizza Hut!" Yami Bakura yelled.
"You've got it!" The King of Games roared. Then the two of them took off in a cloud of dust.
Seto's smile disappeared. "What?" He stared after them in, mouth agape.
"No!!!!" Yugi wailed. "This can't be happening to me!!"
"Oh no!" moaned Bakura. "Oh no...."
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"Six...five...four...three..." The waitress counted down for them. The Yamis were bent over the table, stacks of pizza on hand, ready to eat.
"Two....two and a half..." The waitress giggled as Yami Bakura fell head first into his pizza at the false alarm.
"Remember, loser pays for all the pizza," Yami muttered at Yami Bakura.
"It's not like I'll forget, Pharaoh," Yami Bakura mumbled back, using the back of his hand to wipe off the sauce.
"...and go!" yelled the waitress.
Yami Bakura grinned. Then, he took two slices of pizza and stuck them in his mouth, chewing noisily and rudely.
Yami countered by taking THREE slices and stuffing them in his mouth, cheese and pepperoni flying. Cheeks puffed, he was a funny sight to see.
Finishing his mouthful, Yami Bakura reached for another box of pizza. Unfortunately, it was the extra-hot-spicy peppered kind. Yami Bakura paid no heed to the warnings, though, and took FOUR slices and stuffed them in his open mouth.
Meanwhile, Yami was enjoying his sixth slice of pizza, when suddenly a jet of flame shot out of nowhere and incinerated his pizza.
Yami gave a dirty glare to Yami Bakura, who was busily swallowing glasses of ice water. "Now I get a free slice!"
"No you don't!" said a red-faced Yami Bakura. "It was you who ordered this burning box, wasn't it! You don't get a free slice and by the way, time is ticking away!" Hurriedly, he grabbed another slice (after first checking it wasn't the super-spicy kind) and wolfed it down.
Enraged, Yami kept eating.
Then, the door of Pizza Hut burst open and Seto, Yugi, and Bakura came in.
"Guys!" cried Bakura. "Great Scott! What's going on?"
Great Scott appeared and started talking. "Well, actually, it was like this-"
"Shut up," said Seto, and Great Scott disappeared in a puff of green smoke.
Throughout all of this, Yami and Yami Bakura kept on scarfing pizza.
"What's going on?" asked Seto mildly. He was answered by rapidly chewing mouths. However, Seto was not the kind of person that was supposed to be ignored. Seto growled. And was answered by rapidly chewing mouths.
"Yami." said Yugi piteously.
"Yami." said Bakura sadly.
"Yamis!" hissed Seto.
Of course, they were answered by rapidly chewing mouths.
"This is not funny," said Seto unfunnily.
"Shh, we're busy," shushed Yami Bakura in the depths of his pizza. This resulted in the spraying of pepperoni and cheese and turnips (turnips???) everywhere.
"Who's winning?" asked a nearby customer.
"I'm betting my money on the spikey-haired one!" said another.
"Go away," returned Yami Bakura, not missing a bite. Or beat. Or whatever.
Yami kept on munching.
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Author's Note: The plot thickens.