Miyu: Sephira doesn't own ANYTHING?! OK?! ANYTHING?!
Ruji: [sarcastically] Wow. Sephira doesn't own her sketch pad, her school books, her own clothes, her own radio, her own bag, her own notebooks, her own money, her own Concession Card, her CDs, her drawings, her files, her fic… [continues on]
Miyu: . OK, OK! Maybe she DOES own those things! . But clearly enough that she doesn't own YGO, OK?!
Ruji: n.n Well, that should do it!
The Hunt for Disclaimer Dude and the Weird Adventures
Part 2/?
Previously in YGO TV: Lil Cuppin' Cakes...
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Sephira: O.o… [faints] X.X
Polar: O.o… . Now look what you've done, Puppy!
Puppy: [stares at her cutely] What did I do? (A/N: 3 So cute! [huggles Puppy])
Polar: -.-… Puppy… I'm gonna tell Unclwe S'to about this!
Puppy: O.O [stares at her, horrified] AH!! NOOOO!! Pwease! Don't tell Daddy!! (A/N: O.O)
Polar: [smiles evilly] Or maybe I could tell Unclwe Joey… (A/N: O.OU)
Puppy: ;.; WAAAAAAAHHHH!!! STOP IT!! I DON'T WANT MUMMY TO KNOW!!!! [sobs] (A/N: O.OUUU MUMMY?!)
Polar: -.-UU Puppy, Unclwe Joey isn't a girl! He's a boy, so he's your daddy!
Puppy: T.T [sobs]
Polar: -.-UUUUU
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Sephira's Journal,
This... is getting weird. This might be the weirdest day of my life! First, Disclaimer Dude "accidentally" steals my M. Item, and now these two kids that look like Joey and Mai turned up! The really weird thing about those two was that, they seemed to be the kids of either Seto, Joey or Mai!! This is so... weird! ...Hey, how many "weirds" did I say already...?
Sephi-chan
PS. While I was in the zoo, I met those kangaroos! And I remembered that those baby kangaroos on the adult kangaroo's pouches are called joey! O.o Weird, ne?
Current Mood: O.o (freaked out)
Current Music: Some weird song...
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Puppy: Wookie! She's awake!
Polar: Awe you otay, miss?
Sephira: Uhh... yeah, sure. What are you two doing here anyway? Aren't you supposed to be at home and do something with your families?
Puppy: n.n Daddy and mommy awows us to go anywhewe we wike!
Polar: Then they pick us up when it's time to go!
Sephira: Oh… Well, nice meeting you kids, but I have something to do. Smell ya later.
Polar: You sound wike Daddy.
Puppy: No! She sounds wike Mommy!
Polar: I towd you! Unclwe Joey isn't a girl!!
Sephira: O.o… OK, kids, don't fight. And it's pretty dangerous out here. Why don't you come with me?
Polar: Daddy and mommy never let us walk with stwangews…
Puppy: But fow some weid way, we want to. Why?
Sephira: Maybe because I knew who your parents are! Now c'mon! I'm still going to search for something…
Puppy: n.n YAY! Scanvengew hunt!
[So the trio went inside the school. Sephira was disguised as a single parent-mother so the staff would think that she was enrolling Puppy and Polar.]
Sephira: Hey, what's the name of your parents, by the way?
Polar: My parents awe Katsuya Wheeler and Mai Valentine.
Puppy: n.n And mines awe Seto Kaiba and Joey Jounouchi!
Sephira: O.o Wow… what a weird mix-up…
!!!At Sephira's HQ Basement!!!
Mokie: You mean you're looking for blackmail material against Sephi-chan? Don't you know that's bad?!
Yugi: It's his idea. [points to Marik]
Marik: [smiles evilly]
Mokie: But… but…!
Ryou: It's OK, Mokie. Yugi and I are smart enough to know that if we went against Sephi-chan, she'll use her authoress powers to punish us. Of course we don't want that to happen. Marik is the bloody stupid one to forget that…
Mokie: [sighs] Well, at least you two know what you're doing, except for somebody out there! [glares at Marik]
Marik: [rolls his eyes]
Yugi: n.nUU So… Mokuba, where have you been?
Ryou: You're lucky Sephira forgot about you.
Mokie: I know! I went to the shopping mall to buy Pokemon Coliseum. Joey and I are going to play it!
Yugi: How come Joey? What about Kaiba?
Mokie: You know… Seto is always busy so… he agreed to play it with me. Oh and Joey is my new baby sitter by the way.
Yugi: O…kay…
Mokie: …
Yugi: …
Marik: [looking through his blackmail stuff, grinning evilly]
Ryou: …Let's go shopping!
Everybody else: OK!
!!!At the Cooking Class!!!
[The yamis are enjoying cooking class… not. It seems that every egg that Yami boiled hatched into healthy little chickens. (A/N: Don't own. Somebody does…) There were flooding the kitchen, and it seemed that there were a thousand of them. Bakura hasn't chopped any hard-boiled egg yet because he was "chatting with his new found love" at a corner and whenever somebody disturbed him, his eyes flash demonically and chased that poor, poor person around the kitchen with the knife. And Yami Marik, you may ask? Well, he was using the frying pan to take out the all the "boredness" he had and did anything he could do with the frying pan. And I meant "anything".]
Yami: [still boiling the eggs, waiting for them to "cook" while he was naming the chicks] …Hmm… I shall call you Atemu! In the name of myself! Then you shall be named Ishizu, which is the name of my secret love… [sighs dreamily, thinking about Ishizu] And oddly enough, I shall call you Joey because you have that really weird hair color of his…
The Chick Yami Called Joey: O.o Cheep?
Unnamed Chick: [settles himself on Yami's hair… which is weird because his hair is spiked and the chick was comfortable]
Yami: Hey! You're a cute one! n.n You shall be called Mahaado, in the name of my loyal priest that turned into my favorite card!
Bakura: [back in the corner, talking to the knife] Oh! And did I tell you that I used to have a set of knives that I kept way back in Egypt? They seem to be useless, unlike you…
Knife: …
Bakura: [snuggles] Don't say that… Your sheer beauty stands out from all of them… And your sharpness… It is incredibly pointy enough to kill!
Knife: …
Bakura: [eyes shine] Oh, you think so? [sighs blissfully] You are truly the love of my life… If we are separated, I don't know what to do! I won't live without you!
Knife: …
Bakura: O.o What is it, my love?
Knife: …
Bakura: You… You think so?! What a wonderful idea!! [cuddles] I love you…
Knife: …
Yami Marik: …Grr… THIS IS PATHETIC!!! GRR!! [smashes anything he is near of with the pan] Oh… That's a good one… n.n [continues smashing all the things in his way]
Head Chef: O.OUU… [hyperventilates]
!!!Commercial!!!
[We see Mokuba waking up. He had an incredibly good sleep. We see him change his PJs and wore his ordinary clothes instead. But surprisingly, his right arm muscle was so big the sleeve ripped apart. He stared at it, and shrugged it off. He went down stairs and opened the door so he could do some mowing because it's his turn to mow the lawn today. When he opened the door, the door was torn down because his power in his right arm was very powerful. He looked scared and settled the torn door down to the floor. Now we see Mokuba going to turn on the lawn mower. He pulled and pulled the switch. Because of his right arm muscle, the lawn mower flew away. He looked quite shifty and went back inside the house for some breakfast. Now we see him squeezing an Easy-To-Squeeze Bottle of Heinz Ketchup around his meal, then he put it down the table. But again, because of his right arm, the table crashed down along with the meal and went down to the cat under the table. A loud "Meowr!" of pain was heard, and Mokie looked… quite indescribable…]
Conclusion: Enough is enough. Isn't that simple? [nods, nods]
!!!End of Commercial!!!
(A/N: You peepz might be wondering where Tristan, Tea or Duke are… so… here they are!)
!!!At a cage full of…!!!
Sableye: Sableye…
Tristan/Tea/Duke: O.OUUUUUUU MEEP!!!!
Sableye #2: Sableye-eye-eye-eye!! [sounds like it's laughing]
Tristan: HEY!
Tea: [angry] That… thingy… nearly scared us to death and his other buddies think it's funny!
Duke: [angry] Well, it's not.
Sableye #2: Sableye… [sounds like it's threatening them]
The Trio: O.OUU Meep…
Tristan: .UU It's still scaring us…
Duke: [to the Sableye] Hey! Stop scaring us! And what are "you" thingys anyway?! Why do you like scaring us!!??
Tea: Don't shout at it, Duke! It might hurt you!
Duke: . So?
Tea: Maybe it wants to be friends!
Duke: ¬.¬ It already "has" a friend, Tea. There's no reason for us to "befriend" it.
Tea: [looking sad] Oh… But what are they?
Tristan: I think I saw them before… Oh yeah… A Sableye.
Duke/Tea: O.o Sableye…?
Tristan: Yeah. One of those "Pokemon" thingys. You'll know what they are because they mostly say their name, not talk humanly at all.
Tea: Pokemon? Sounds like a videogame… (A/N: Don't own... again...)
Duke: It is! You know those GBA games Mokuba and Joey had?
Tea: Oh yeah…
Tristan: We need to get outta here, fast!
Tea: Before they scare us to death!
Duke: But how…?
The trio: Yeah… how?
!!!In the Hogwarts Closet!!!
Harry: [has woken up] O.o…
Seto&Mai: [still fighting]
Harry: Phew… at least they won't see me… [tries to open the closet, won't budge] Huh? [tries it again] Oh no… [faints] X.X
Joey: T.T Why… Why… WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?! [sobs, waterworks]
Seto: Oh no! Did I hurt you, my little puppy?! Don't worry, I'm here for you… [comforts Joey]
Mai: Joey! Please don't cry! I'll always be there for you, unlike somebody out there! [glares at Seto]
Seto: Well, you're the cause of how Joey almost died against Marik in his duel!!
Mai: Well, Joey hates you because of how you treat him!!
Seto: I'm just teasing him! It's the way to hide my true feelings for my puppy!
Mai: His not "your" puppy!! HE'S MINE!!
Seto: HE'LL NEVER BE YOURS!!!
Seto&Mai: [continues their fight]
Joey: T.T… So… loud… so… hard… so… hurts… I WANT MY MOMMY!! [curls up into a ball, rocks back and forth, twitches, and sucks his thumb]
Harry: X.XUU
Seto&Mai: You can't sweatdrop when you're unconscious!
Harry: X.X [holds sweatdrops]
(A/N: Don't own… kuramaandhiei4ever does! n.n)
Seto&Mai: [continues fighting]
!!!To the rest!!!
Ruji: Damn… WHERE IS SEPHIRA?!??!??!?!??!??!?
Miyu: -.- Calm down, Miyu. We're just covering ¼ of this fic.
Ruji: BUT WE HADN'T FOUND HER YET!!!!! . GRRRRRR!!!
Harrison: n.nUU Patience, Ruji. You just don't know it, but she might appear right down the road.
Serenity: Hey, look! There she is! [points]
Everybody else: O.o [looks]
[Harrison's statement had come true! Sephira was definitely down the road with two blonde kids, entering a Secondary College.]
Ruji: Well, that was easy! n.nUU
Miyu: ¬.¬ Look who's talking…
Ruji: C'mon!
[The group went down the road to catch up with Sephira. Eventually, they reached it and went stealthily inside the school gate.]
Miyu: What in the world is she doing inside her school?!
Serenity: With two kids?
Harrison: Yeah… blonde ones…
Ruji: [takes out her super mini-telescope] Woah! Check this out! These two blonde kids look like Joey and Mai!!
Serenity: Big brother?!
Miyu: And that ho?!
Ruji: Yeah… And Sephira is dressed up like an office woman… I wonder why?
Harrison: Maybe the weird Disclaimer Dude was hiding inside the school and Sephira needs to get in without anybody suspecting her so she disguised herself as a single-parent to the kids so it would look like she's going to enroll them!
Miyu/Ruji: O.o Well, blow me away!
Serenity: n.n That was some great analyzing work there, hon! [clings tighter to Harrison]
Harrison: -.-UU
Ruji: We should help her, fast!
Miyu: But how do we get in there?
Ruji: That's a problem…
Miyu: …
Harrison: …
Serenity: …
Ruji: …This would take us all day…
Serenity: …Would this work?
Miyu: What's that?
Serenity: It's works like that Invisibility Cloak-thingy in Harry Potter. I found this on Sephira's HQ Basement… [holds out a spray can]
Ruji: Alright! How long does it work?
Serenity: [reads] For about… how much time you want it to.
Ruji: Perfect!
Miyu: We could use that brain of yours after all…
Harrison: That's really cool of you, Serenity.
Serenity: n.n Oh, it's nothing. [clings tighter]
[The quartet sprayed the Invisibility Spray thingy on themselves. In seconds, they were invisible to the people on the look out, but not at the other members of the group. They immediately ran inside the school.]
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Sephira's Journal,
Alright. Now I'm able to get inside. When I get my hands on that Disclaimer Dude…! My only problem is the kids. They might find something interesting and go off without me. I must keep an eye on them, or else, their parents will so totally kill me!! …Huh? And what's this? Somebody is being chased around the school?! Oh yes. This might be my chance.
Sephi-chan
Current Mood: Hopeful (I can't think of any emoticons for it…)
Current Music: …Does swearing of students count?
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Sephira: Please R&R!! No flaming!! You know the drill! And by the way, sorry for not posting up the band chappie. I may need 95 reviews for it. Thanks! n.n
Puppy: Sephiwa also needs some idewas fow hew commerciaw pawt! n.n Do you peepz have any? Pwease add them in on the weview! Pwease? [puppy-dog eyes]
Seto: Listen to my kid! Or else, I shall hunt you down! [glares at you readers]
Readers: O.oUU OK, we will…
(And did you count all the "weirds" in the chappie today? If you give me the correct number of them, I shall give you a prize! n.n But quickly! Before somebody reviews first!)