Hey sorry I haven't been updating much! And no, I know nothing about fines and police and stuff. And I mean NO OFFENSE to anyone who is a police officer.

Also, this fic is really getting out of hand. I mean, the original plot was make-up, for crying out loud! If anyone wants to complain, they may, but they need to provide a logical ending! I'm getting ran over by the plot and the characters!

Yami: CHAAARGE!

Yami Bakura: Stomp him!

SEE WHAT I MEAN??? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Suddenly, in burst the police into Pizza Hut. Customers looked at them quizzically.

"Hey you!" they yelled, seeing Yami and Yami Bakura. "You guys! You're charged with disturbing the neighbourhood peace! Pay the fine!"

"Go away and jump off a bridge!" returned Yami Bakura, annoyed with the police. To him, police were retarded in ancient Egypt, and they were still retarded now. Some things never change.

"Getting tough?!" yelled an especially burly police officer. "Come here, bub! You're under arrest!"

"Shut the &*)% up!" growled Yami Bakura. "I'm trying to win!"

"Too bad, bub!" said the police officer, and lumbered over.

"Ok, that's it," said Yami Bakura, pissed off. Because of the police, now he was losing to that Pharaoh!

His millennium ring glowed. "Now you shall pay, puny humans!" hissed Yami Bakura. Pink bunnies from hell jumped out and started to tickle the police.

"AAH!" yelled the police. "Stop that. hehe. that tickles."

"I'm winning, tomb raider!" Yami said, triumphant. "I'm on my seventeenth slice! Beat that!"

"Sixteen!" Yami Bakura yelled desperately.

"Eighteen!"

"Nineteen!"

"Twenty-first!"

"WHAT????????"

Grinning, Yami finished off the rest of the boxes. "I am the King of Games!"

"NOOOOOOO!" screamed Yami Bakura. "HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN???"

"I'M CALLING MY LAWYER!" bawled Seto.

Everyone looked at him.

"Lawyers are eeeeevil!" drawled Yami Bakura.

"Truly eeeeeeeeevil!" agreed Yami.

"Exactly," said Seto smugly. "That's why I'm calling my lawyer."

"That's not fair!" cried Yami Bakura. "I want a lawyer!"

"No you don't," said Yami.

"You're right, I don't," Yami Bakura said thoughtfully.

And then. the most horrible of things came knocking on Pizza Hut's door.

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haha! Cliffhanger! Guess what the horrible thing is and I'll give you an honorable mention in the next chappie!

What a completely random story! Maybe I'll rename it Random or something! Muahahaha! Anyways, please review!