Ops. Sorry for not updating, I was lazy. :-P I've lost a lot of
reviewers. ( oh well. Here you go. I really should end this story soon.
Yami Bakura: no kidding. I am so OOC.
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It was evil. It was big. It was pink. And it wasn't a lawyer.
"It's not a lawyer!" said Yami, relieved.
"Thank you, Pharaoh Obvious," retorted Yami Bakura.
"I think it's worse than a lawyer," said Seto tentatively.
"What could be worse than a lawyer?" asked Yami Bakura scornfully.
Meanwhile.
-the poor hikaris were huddled in the corner. "It's a pink milk carton," said Ryou in awe.
-The police were still fighting off the tickling pink bunnies from hell.
-the waitress had fainted.
-the customers were betting.
-and the pink milk carton was smiling.
"SMILING???" Seto did a double take. "Look, it's SMILING!"
"Oh yeah? Watch this!" Yami Bakura walked up to the pink milk carton and stuck a knife into it.
"Where'd you get that knife?" hollered Ryou.
The pink milk carton blew up, and everyone got covered with strawberry jam.
"I like jam," said Yami, and promptly began to eat the jam.
Giggling, Ryou and Yugi managed to have a jam fight.
"Leave some for me!" cried Yami Bakura, and dived in.
Seto scrunched up his nose. "You are truly pathetic!" Pausing, Yami looked around. "Hey, wait a minute, Tomb Robber. you lost our bet."
"Darn!" Yami Bakura punched the jam. "I was hoping you'd forget that!"
The jam punched him back, leaving a strawberry-flavoured mark on his arm. Enraged, Yami Bakura kicked the jam. It kicked back.
"IT'S ALIVE!!!!" he yelled. "IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE KILLER JAM!!!!"
The jam sat there innocently.
"Don't be foolish, Tomb Robber," scoffed Yami. "It's just jam!"
"Exactly," agreed Seto. "You're just being an idiot, as usual."
Seto and Yami looked at each other.
"Did you just agree with me???" Yami fumed.
"Yeah!" said Seto. "So now we must UNagree!"
Yami Bakura sweatdropped.
"Right," said Yami. "I'm the King of Games!"
"No, I am," unagreed Seto.
"There," they both said, satisfied.
"Riiiiiiight." Yami Bakura said, arching an eyebrow.
"Now," said Yami briskly, "back to business, Tomb Robber. Come with me to meet your punishment."
As they left, Seto and the hikaris following them, to wreck more havoc at Yugi's house (it STILL hasn't been spring-cleaned -___-u)..
..the jam reared itself up, and slithered after them, leaving a trail of glistening red.
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Please review!!! ^__^ I want to get at least 5 new reviews. and should I end this soon? Like the next chapter???
Yami Bakura: no kidding. I am so OOC.
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It was evil. It was big. It was pink. And it wasn't a lawyer.
"It's not a lawyer!" said Yami, relieved.
"Thank you, Pharaoh Obvious," retorted Yami Bakura.
"I think it's worse than a lawyer," said Seto tentatively.
"What could be worse than a lawyer?" asked Yami Bakura scornfully.
Meanwhile.
-the poor hikaris were huddled in the corner. "It's a pink milk carton," said Ryou in awe.
-The police were still fighting off the tickling pink bunnies from hell.
-the waitress had fainted.
-the customers were betting.
-and the pink milk carton was smiling.
"SMILING???" Seto did a double take. "Look, it's SMILING!"
"Oh yeah? Watch this!" Yami Bakura walked up to the pink milk carton and stuck a knife into it.
"Where'd you get that knife?" hollered Ryou.
The pink milk carton blew up, and everyone got covered with strawberry jam.
"I like jam," said Yami, and promptly began to eat the jam.
Giggling, Ryou and Yugi managed to have a jam fight.
"Leave some for me!" cried Yami Bakura, and dived in.
Seto scrunched up his nose. "You are truly pathetic!" Pausing, Yami looked around. "Hey, wait a minute, Tomb Robber. you lost our bet."
"Darn!" Yami Bakura punched the jam. "I was hoping you'd forget that!"
The jam punched him back, leaving a strawberry-flavoured mark on his arm. Enraged, Yami Bakura kicked the jam. It kicked back.
"IT'S ALIVE!!!!" he yelled. "IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE KILLER JAM!!!!"
The jam sat there innocently.
"Don't be foolish, Tomb Robber," scoffed Yami. "It's just jam!"
"Exactly," agreed Seto. "You're just being an idiot, as usual."
Seto and Yami looked at each other.
"Did you just agree with me???" Yami fumed.
"Yeah!" said Seto. "So now we must UNagree!"
Yami Bakura sweatdropped.
"Right," said Yami. "I'm the King of Games!"
"No, I am," unagreed Seto.
"There," they both said, satisfied.
"Riiiiiiight." Yami Bakura said, arching an eyebrow.
"Now," said Yami briskly, "back to business, Tomb Robber. Come with me to meet your punishment."
As they left, Seto and the hikaris following them, to wreck more havoc at Yugi's house (it STILL hasn't been spring-cleaned -___-u)..
..the jam reared itself up, and slithered after them, leaving a trail of glistening red.
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Please review!!! ^__^ I want to get at least 5 new reviews. and should I end this soon? Like the next chapter???