Not a knight, but still not a lady

by White-wolf2

I've Updated! *whimpers* Don't kill me! Alanna goes to the convent, but Alanna is still Alanna, and not even going to the convent for six years will change her... except, now she has class...(itallics and the such aren't working for me anymore, sorry all)

2. Packing

Packing

Alanna growled as she placed a dress into her bag. First she had to come to the dreadful place, to learn how to be a lady, and now she had to leave it, only to find some pig-headed husband who probably was going to be twice her age and have some ego problem and she would have to keep on telling him he was a good knight, even though he was hopeless and then he would die about a year after they were married, when she would tell him that she was pregnant!

Alanna wasn't complaining about leaving the convent. Lets face it, over the last six years, she had been tormented, bullied and teased… and that was only by the teachers. If you could call them that. They were stupid and arrogant, oh, and lets not forget that they loved themselves.

Thinking over the time she had spent here, Alanna got angrier and angrier. She had made no friends – not that she would have wanted to with these air-headed bimbos and want-a-be queens, everyone hated her, and she was sure that someone was plotting to poison her.

Nothing could be as bad as this, well there was probably something, and it would happen to her a soon as she stepped foot out of the convent with her luck.

Sighing, Alanna remembered what Maude used to say, "There was someone always worse off than you." But that didn't work, because Alanna thought she would have been lucky to be half starved and dying while living in poverty and on the streets after her home was burnt down by bandits and her father was killed in the process!

See! That was how much she hated this place! It was the pits! Nothing could have been more of a waist of time if it tried!

The morning bell rang, Alanna started to rush around. There was only one more bell until she had to leave, and she nowhere near ready. Oh well wasn't that what they taught you? Keep the men waiting? Alanna had no idea. That was how much she had been paying attention in class!

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Mwha ha ha ha! Alanna's life is the pits as she has already pointed out. And if she does not please me and go along with my plans for what is going to happen… then it will get much much worse… I can tell you.