Sorry for not updating in such a long time! (runs away)

And the randomness continues!!!

Disclaimer: I ate Yugioh. I mean, I don't own Yugioh. (shifty eyes)

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Not noticing the jam going after them, the Tomb Robber, Spoiled CEO of Kaibacorp and the so-called Pharaoh of Almightiness King of Games tromped back to poor Yugi's house, Yugi and Ryou in tow.

"Uh, dudes-"said a kind passerby, pointing at the jam.

"Not now!" said Seto rudely.

"But-"protested the random passerby, "there's undead jam slithering after you guys!"

"So?" said Yami Bakura. "OH! I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! This is a trick question isn't it??"

"I know this one!" interrupted Yami, brows furrowed in thought. "The answer is..."

"There IS no answer!" cried the frustrated passerby.

"Cheese!" said Yami.

"No, stupid Pharaoh, it's 'balloooon'", corrected Yami Bakura.

"Dargh!" said the passerby and ran away, tearing at his hair.

"Geez he didn't need to get so worked up," said Yami Bakura, frowning after the running figure.

"Maybe he needs a therapist," said Ryou happily.

"I know I do..." muttered Seto.

Meanwhile the jam swirled around the arguing Yugioh characters and enveloped them in a pile of sticky, strawberry flavored jam.

"Nasty!" complained Yami. "I'll have to wash my hair for a week to get all of this stuff out!"

"Eek!" shrieked Yugi and Ryou.

"Where did this come from??" yelled Seto. Yami Bakura looked around in amazement.

"We're covered in jam!"

Yami slapped his forehead.

"Yami, can't you get rid of it?" wailed Yugi, poking at the jam. The jam poked him back. "owie!"

"OH RA!!" screamed Yami Bakura. "I TOLD YOU GUYS IN THE LAST CHAPTER! But you wouldn't believe me! I told you it's the attack of the killer jam!"

"Oh yeah, I'm so dead right now," said Yami sarcastically.

"Well technically you are..." ventured Yugi. Yami glared at the hikari.

"But do not worry!!" continued Yami Bakura. "For I... have the SECRET weapon!"

Seto looked at the thief skeptically. Yami raised his eyebrows. Yugi and Ryou meeped.

"Swallow your scorn!" said Yami Bakura dramatically. "My secret weapon-"

and he

HELD UP... THE TOAST!!!

Yami gasped. "It's... the Toast."

Seto bowed. "The omnipotent Toast."

Yugi and Ryou blinked at the glorious brightnessness of the Toast.

Holding the Toast aloft, Yami Bakura sweeped It across the jam. As the Toast soaked up the jam, however, it started to get soggy and fat and heavy.

"Ruuun for your liiiives!!!" shouted Yami Bakura, "I can't take it anymore- "

and BOOM the Toast exploded (the second explosion in the story! :-P), splattering chunks of red Toast all over Yugi's Grandpa's house.

"..." Everyone stared at the, erm, newly decorated house in shock.

"Uh oh," said Yugi in a very small voice.

"That about sums it up," agreed Ryou.

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