California or Bust! - Chapter Two: ALOHA!!!

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AN: Yay! Two chapters in a week! And thank you to all those who reviewed! (I found the flame funny by the way ^-^). Oh, and a couple things I forgot in the last chapter. First off: Yes, there will be coupling. Next: I forgot to mention that if I'm going to be interrupting the fic, I'll speak in brackets (these things). And last (I'm such a nimrod!) I messed up everyone's ages. They're actually all about eighteen. Sorry 'bout that. My bad. I was suffering from late afternoon idiocy. And that's about all, all reviews are still welcome! ^-^

Double Disclaimer: Oh my god! I'm so sorry! I forgot the disclaimer for the first chapter! *whacks herself on the forehead* BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! Anyway. I meant to put that I do not own Gundam Wing, California, or any schools, food, clothing, ext. that I put in this fic. However, I need to mention that Mia, Rebi, Li, and Kio are all property of themselves. That's all for now! Ja!

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The next day was Sunday, and everyone was thankful for that.

"Okay; if you're staying here, there are a few rules you need to know. Number one, no killing anyone else. Number two, no use of weapons in the house; go outside if you wanna shoot/kill anyone; but then that just goes back to rule number one. No destroying of my, or anyone else's, belongings; you break it, you pay for it. Any questions?" Mia explained, ticking each one off on her fingers.

"Uh. what?" Duo questioned, highly confused.

Mia sighed, "If you've done something wrong, you'll know."

".Er, okay." Duo muttered, sounding slightly worried.

"Now then, we should decide who's getting which room. Kio, Li, and I are all keeping our rooms so-" Mia started.

Wufei interrupted her. "Why would you need three guest rooms?"

"Well, lemme think for a minute. Maybe because we were preparing for this all along," Mia replied sarcastically.

"Really? Duo asked.

"Of course not you nimrod! Think. If all, or some, of our family members came to visit, we need the extra rooms so that we don't have to share ours," Mia said.

"Ohhh." Duo mumbled.

"Now, we should probably figure out where everyone's staying during the day as well." Li said.

"Yeah, but first, the rooms," Mia said.

"I don't really mind where I'm staying," Quatre said.

"I want a basement room!" Duo yelled.

"I want one on a different floor than the braided baka," Wufei added.

".Upstairs," Trowa said.

"I don't really care," Heero said.

"So. Trowa and Wufei are sharing one of the up stairs rooms, Duo and Heero are sharing the downstairs room, and that leaves Quatre with the other upstairs room. Any questions? No? Good," Mia said, not bothering to wait for their answers. "Now. for where you'll stay during the day."

"What do you mean? Can't we just stay here all day?" Wufei questioned.

Mia rasberried, "As IF I'd let you guys stay alone in this house!"

"Well, the gundams do need repairing. Wufei and I will work on them," Heero said.

"Why do you get to?!" Duo yelled. Heero just glared and Duo became silent.

"So what are you three gonna do all day?" Mia asked. Duo, Trowa, and Quatre all shrugged. Mia sweat-dropped, "Okay. great plans." she was interrupted by the doorbell, YET AGAIN. "ARG! It's the doorbell conspiracy I tell you!" Mia yelled while stomping to the front door. All the others heard was the door opening, a very loud "ALOHA!", some bags hitting the floor, and a strangled 'GACK!'. The pilots, Li and Kio poked their heads around the corner and saw a red-haired teen with waist-length hair, a blue tank-top with a yellow smiley face on it, and blue flares. She was roughly 5'8".

"Hey Rebi," Kio said.

"Hello Rebi-chan! How nice to see you again!" Li gushed enthusiastically.

"Aloha me rocks!" Rebi yelled and stopped hugging/choking Mia. The she saw the pilots and gasped. "It's! They! How! When! What! SWEET!" Rebi looked at Trowa. Trowa stared at Rebi. Rebi got an evil glint in her eyes. Trowa got a very scared look in his eyes. "TROWA!!!" Rebi screeched before glomping Trowa. All the others sweat-dropped and Trowa backed away looking particularly scared.

"Eh heh heh, shall we begin with the proper introductions?" Mia questioned.

Rebi nodded and let go of a now very relieved Trowa. "I'm Rebi! And I am a tree!" The pilots all stared.

Mia fwapped Rebi on the head. "This is Rebi. She comes to visit every once in a while. She goes on lots of world trips."

"But now I'm staying here!" Rebi exclaimed. Trowa paled.

"Kay, the guest rooms are all full so you can choose to share a room with either me, Kio, or Lisi," said Mia.

"You," Rebi replied.

"Well, now that that's solved, we have to get you guys something to do while we're at work and school," Mia said.

"Where do you guys go to work and school?" Heero asked.

"The mall and the local collage, why?" Lis said.

Heero ignored her, picked up Mia's laptop, and walked downstairs to his temporary room.

"YOU'RE WELCOME YOU BAKA!!!" Mia yelled down the stairs.

"After Heero's done with whatever he's doing, we're going shopping," Kio demanded.

"Do we have to go?" Duo asked.

"Yes," replied Kio.

"Why?" Duo questioned, yet again.

"Because I am not going to be seen in public with you guys dressed like that," Kio said.

"But I like the way I dress!" Duo complained.

"Well we don't!" Kio, Mia, Li, and Rebi all yelled at once.

The guys stood there dumbfounded and Heero returned up the stairs.

"Where were you Mr. Take and leave?" Mia said, half sarcastically, half angrily.

"Organizing things," Heero said. "Trowa, you're working at the same place as Rebi." Trowa became white.

"YAY!" Rebi yelled.

"Duo, you're working with Mia," Heero announced.

Duo smirked. "Try anything funny and I'll have to hurt you," Mia growled. Duo gulped.

"Quatre, you will be going to school with Li and Kio. And Wufei and I will be working on the gundams, as I said earlier," Heero said. "Any questions?" Everyone had various 'no' answers. "Good."

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The whole group arrived at the mall at roughly three o'clock.

"Now isn't that better?" Rebi asked cheerfully.

"No," Heero said, glaring at his current ensemble in the mirror. He was wearing a forest green T-shirt and khakis.

"Well, at least you all look somewhat normal," Kio said.

"Now, tomorrow everyone goes to school and stuff," Mia said.

"Yay, I'm so excited," Kio said sarcastically.

"Oh stop being such a stick in the mud Kio-chan," Mia said. "You're just mad 'cause you like the weekend."

"Since we're at the mall anyway, why don't we eat here?" Lisi suggested.

"Why don't we eat at your house?" Duo questioned.

"I am not making dinner for nine freaking people. Unless you all want to eat Kraft Dinner," Mia grumbled.

"I like Kraft Dinner!" Duo said.

"Too bad, I don't. We're eating here," Heero said.

"Then it's off to see the food court! The wonderful food court of OZ!" Rebi sang. The guys all looked frightened.

"Different OZ guys, different OZ." Mia said reassuringly. The guys looked relieved as they all walked off to the food court.

They arrived at the food court with the guys giving everything odd looks.

"Um, why don't you guys just go find some tables, we'll just get a bit of everything and you guys can pick and choose your food," Mia said, handing out money to the other girls. They guys agreed and they left to find some tables and the girls went off to get the food.

The girls wandered around the food court with lots of food and looking for the guys. They soon saw a table with a bunch of girls around it. They all knew what was next. They walked towards the table seeing a serious as usual Heero, a giddy Duo, a slightly frightened Trowa, a very scared Quatre, and an angry Wufei.

"WOULD YOU ONNAS GO AWAY!" Wufei screamed. The girls that surrounded them giggled.

Mia slammed her tray on the table and cleared her throat. The girls stopped giggling. "If you'll excuse us, you girls should just back off. These ones are taken." Mia said. The girls all left with various complaints and the others all sat down.

"What did you mean by 'taken'?" Heero asked.

"Well, that was the only way those girls would leave," Mia replied.

"You didn't have to sound so convincing," Duo said.

Mia ignored him and placed the trays in the middle of the table. "Now just take whatever you wanna eat."

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About an hour later, the group was back home.

"Grag! It's only six! I am going to die of boredom!" Mia grumbled as she flopped on the couch.

"Well, I'm going to my room," Kio said, walking down the stairs to her room.

"I have to finish something," Heero said, also leaving for his room.

"I'm going on the roof!" Rebi said, running outside.

"I'm just gonna go write in my room," Li said, walking to her room.

"." Trowa walked outside silently.

"I'm gonna go re-organize my room!" Quatre squealed gleefully and off he went to his room.

"Baka onnas," Wufei muttered and left for his room.

Mia turned on the TV. "Figures. There's nothing good on."

Duo sat down on the couch beside her. "Well. Why don't we play a game? You ask me a question, I ask you, ext ext ext."

"All right then," Mia replied. "You first."

"Hm. Lemme think. How did you guys know who we were?" Duo asked.

"Well, here, in this time, you have your own TV show," Mia replied.

"Really?! Sugoi!"

"Yeah, I'll have to show it to ya some time. Now, I need to ask a question. Hm." Mia pondered. "Well, is it true, this is according to the show by the way, that are with Hilde?"

"Well, I did go out with her at one point in time, but it didn't work out. Now we're just really good friends."

Mia did a little victory dance.

"Uh. What are you doing?" Duo asked.

"Erm, nothing." Mia stopped dancing and sweat dropped. "Your turn."

"How did you get this big house?" Duo asked.

"Well, Rebi, Kio, Lisi, and I all chipped in so we managed to afford it. We call it 'my' house though because it was my idea to move here," Mia answered. "And I don't have a another question right now so I'll pass."

"Hm." Duo pondered. "Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Nani?! Of course not!" Mia yelled.

"Why not? I mean, it's not like you're bad looking or anything," Duo said.

Mia blushed. "Well, I mean, I don't have a boyfriend because I suppose that I don't want one."

"Why not?" Duo asked yet again.

"Because I suppose I haven't found the right guy." Mia mumbled. "Anyway! Enough of this! I'm gonna get to bed!" And with that, Mia left for her room.

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(by the way, when I go to a different character, it's happening at the same time.)

Rebi lay on her back as she looked at the stars from the rooftop. Then, without warning, she was looking up into one deep green eye.

"ACK!" Rebi yelled as she slid down the roof and only managed to stay on with one hand on the edge. "MEEP!"

Trowa walked over to the edge of the roof and looked down at Rebi hanging on for dear life.

"Help me!" Rebi yelled.

Trowa looked hesitant at first but then grasped Rebi's free wrist and pulled her up. But as he pulled her up, he lost his footing and fell onto the roof on his back, Rebi was pulled on top of him. They both immediately blushed and pulled away from each other.

The two sat on opposite sides of the roof in silence for about fifteen minutes until the silence was interrupted by a very quiet 'Thank you' from Rebi.

"You're welcome," Trowa said mildly un-comfortable.

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Heero was typing on Mia's laptop when he heard a stereo blasting. He raised an eyebrow and went to find out what it was. He found out that the source of music was coming from Kio's room. He knocked on the door and when he didn't receive a reply, he simply opened the door. Kio was lying on her stomach on her bed and painting her fingernails a blood red color. Heero cleared his throat to announce his presence. Kio whipped her head around to glare at him.

"What do you want?" She growled.

"Could you turn your music down? I'm trying to work," Heero said.

"No," Kio replied.

"Can't you use headphones or something then?"

"No."

Heero twitched and pointed his gun at Kio's stereo. "Off. Now."

"Yeesh, fine," Kio said and went over to turn off her stereo. "Why are you such a drone anyhow?"

"Hm," was Heero's reply as he returned to his room.

"GRR! Fine! Don't answer me!" Kio yelled.

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Lis scribbled out another line of her poem. "Grr! It doesn't sound right!" she yelled. She was interrupted by a knock on the door. "Come in!" She yelled.

Quatre entered her room. "Um, hello Miss. Lisa." He said. "I was just wondering if you knew where the dust cloth would be."

Lisi raised an eyebrow, "And why would you need to know where the dust cloths were?"

"Haven't you seen my room?!" Quatre screeched. "There's about a tenth of a millimeter of dust on the furniture!"

Lisi gasped. "You too?!"

Quatre gasped as well. " I thought I was the only neat freak around!"

"GROUP HUG!" Lisi yelled and hugged Quatre, nearly choking him.

"Urk! You're choking me!" Quatre said.

"Oopsies!" Lisi said, and let go of Quatre's neck.

Quatre rubbed his neck. "I'll just live with the dust." He backed towards the door.

"I'll help you make your room look purdy tomorrow!" Li said gleefully.

"Okay. See you tomorrow." Quatre said as he left her room.

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"Baka onnas," Wufei muttered from his view in the avocado tree, named 'Doris' by Rebi, out back.

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AN: Well that concludes my second chapter! *invisible crowds cheer* Yay me! Anyway, hope ya liked that chapter (even with all my baka interruptions). I hope to get the next chapter up ASAP! Ja for now!