List of oneshots part 4
chapter 81
Knuckles' voice changes in a way that lands him all the ladies.
Series: Sonic
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Beside the Master Emerald, Knuckles stood at the ready with his arms crossed. As he ALWAYS does day in and day out.
"Do I even need to protect the Master Emerald anymore? It's been years since Eggman or anyone else tried to steal it." He said to himself. "Would it really be such a bad thing if I stepped away because I WANT to?" he muttered before blinking and slapped his face. "Sonic's rubbing off on me."
In his frustration he decided to just march back and forth.
"Maybe I should call someone here so I'm not lonely...and maybe help me out with repopulating the echidnas." he rubbed his chin. 'If I don't make an effort, my whole race will be done for.'
But he wasn't sure what could make the ladies come to him.
He sat down and tried to make a mental list of things. 'Show them my muscles? Nah. Kick Sonic's butt? Nope. Invite them to smoke some weed? Maybe not.'
He knocked his head with his glove, trying to see if he could jog something. And then the Master Emerald began to glow. "Huh? You okay?"
And suddenly a bright flash of green light that forced Knuckles to shield his eyes!
"What's going on!?"
And that's when he noticed his voice.
"Huh?" he held his throat and looked confused. "W...What happened to my voice?"
That's when Rouge appeared. "Hey Knuckles."
'She's not even trying to sneak past me this time?' he thought before giving her a deadpanned look. "You can't have the emerald."
"Whoa...I was just gonna ask if you wanted to go out on a date, but suddenly I feel like skipping ahead to sex." she smiled with a hand on her hip with Knuckles crossing his arms.
"I'm not falling for that one."
"Oh, really." She said.
"Really, so why don't you fly off, unless you think you can fight me head on!"
"But it's true Knuckles, I really am horny after hearing your smooth deep voice.." She then laid down and spread her legs.
"Woah..."
"You still don't believe me?"
"..."
2 and a half hours later...
"Ha...ha...ha...wow...you were an animal..."
"But we are animals..."
"I was complimenting your skills with sex." She deadpanned.
"Oh, well thank you, you weren't too bad yourself."
"Suckers!" Shouted Eggman as he flew away with the Master Emerald.
"Not again!" Shouted Knuckles. "Rouge, I'll be back, I just need to crack an egg!"
"I'll be waiting here for another go." she winked as he ran off.
Later in the city.
"Dammit, he got away. Guess I better ask around..." He said before spotting Cream and her mother Vanilla. "Maybe they saw him. Hey you two!"
They looked over and saw him.
"Mr. Knuckles? Is that your voice?" Said Cream.
"Hello Knuckles, what on Mobius happened to your voice?"
"I have no idea, the Master Emerald just went and made my voice deeper."
'And sexier too.' The mother and daughter both thought.
"Did you two see Eggman? He stole the Master Emerald!"
"No, but please, follow us." Said Cream.
"Yeah, we need your help with uh...something." Said Vanilla before taking Knuckles' hand and leading him to a cheap motel.
1 and a half hours later...
"Ha..ha...ha...ha..." Knuckles panted as the 2 rabbits laid on the bed face down. "That was great, but I really must get going. No telling what Eggman will do with the Master Emerald."
Later...
"I need a clue where Eggman could be."
"Hey Knucklehead!" Said a little girl's voice.
Knuckles turned and saw that it was Omelette, Eggman's niece.
"Hiyah, uncle told me to distract you!" She said while piloting a mini-version of the Egg Dragoon.
"You think you can distract me? Ha!"
"Yeah, and I know just how!" She jumped out of the miniature Egg Dragoon and tackled him to the floor! "You have a sexy voice by the way."
Almost 2 hours later...
"What the...heck just happened?"
"You popped my cherry." She answered. "Welp, I've distracted you long enough."
"What do you mean long en-"
*BOOM!* went a missile.
Knuckles looked to where the missile came from and surprise-surprise, a giant robot getting juiced-up by The Master Emerald was attacking the city! "I'll yell at you later!" Said Knuckles as he started gliding towards the giant robot! "I need to get the emerald back!"
After destroying the giant robot, he went back to Angel Island.
"Safe and sound for now..."
"Hey Knuckles, back already?"
"Yes Rouge, but I gotta make sure Eggman never does this again, do you know where his base is?"
"No, but I might know who could give you a clue."
"Who?"
Later...we see them knocking on someone's door.
"Yes?" Answered a busty old woman.
"Hello Martha, we were hoping you knew where Eggman's current base is." Rouge greeted.
"Martha Eggman!?" Knuckles gasped. "The lady that cheated on Eggman!?"
"The one and only, I remember you Knuckles, when we did it during your weed addict phase."
"Knuckles? And weed?" Rouge turned to the echidna with a smirk making him blush. "I had no idea you were a stoner."
"It was a phase." Knuckles rolled his eyes.
"Still, didn't think you liked them that old?" She said. "As for me, I'm not so sure..."
"Fufufu, don't pretend like you didn't make love to me too Rouge." Said Martha.
Rouge blushed.
"You know, I might know where my ex-husband is, if..."
"If?" They both asked.
"If you can call up Shadow for a foursome."
"Not happening." spoke up Knuckles with a huff.
"We'll do it." Said Rouge..
"What?! But Rouge-" Then Knuckles was dragged away.
"Listen Knuckles, we need to find Eggman, this will be an easy one, and besides, aren't you trying to repopulate Echidnas right now?"
"Well yeah, but I'm not on good terms with Shadow."
"What did you do?"
"Hey! Why do you assume I did something?"
And then Rouge made an accusing glare.
"Alright, alright, we were threesoming Maria and I won the coin toss, where I got to stuff her pussy, and he's still sour on that."
"Of course it's Maria related." Rouge rolled her eyes.
"I was curious!"
"Okay, I have an idea which will make Shadow forgive you..."
2 hours later...
"Thanks a lot Martha." Said Rouge.
"Don't mention it." Said Martha as she cuddled Shadow.
'I can't believe I had to fuck sloppy seconds and Shadow's sloppy seconds no less...' Knuckles thought. 'But if it helps me, I'll let it slide.'
Later...we see Knuckles gearing up.
"Uh...what's with the get-up Knuckles?"
"Like it? A nano-tech suit that Shadow leant me, as a sign that he forgives me." he smirked while the suit gave a glow. "If I'm getting the emerald back, I'm not holding back."
Later at the secret base...
"Once more I have the Master Emerald!"
"What!? Eggman, I thought I already took back the Master Emerald from that giant robot I destroyed!"
"You took one of my dummy emeralds, because you're a dummy. Oh ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!"
"I'll show you dummy!" That's when he started putting a bunch of guns together into one big rifle!
"Oh? What's a nerf gun gonna do to my Egg Mob-"
Knuckles fired a shot, and an explosion happened as soon as the bullet hit the Egg Mobile!
"WHAT?!"
"Yeah, I'm using you for bloodsport!" Knuckles cried out as he kept shooting.
"You're even dressed like the comic book character Bloodsport." Rouge commented.
"Who?"
"Uh, I'll show you his movie later..."
"Dr. Eggman! Backup is here!" Shouted a feminine voice!
"Okay, you 2 better distract them! I have a date with world domination!"
Knuckles and Rouge turned to see the 2 newcomers! Thunderbolt the Chinchilla and Zeena!
"Out of the way! Eggman's mine!"
"Knuckles, you shouldn't have opened your mouth. We're gonna be stuck here for about 2 hours now."
"What? Why?" He asked.
"Your voice is so sexy for some reason." Said Zeena.
"I was saving myself for Lord Eggman but...I can't resist after hearing that voice..." Said Thunderbolt, as she drooled.
"Oh...crap."
2 hours later...we see Knuckles and Rouge running deeper into Eggman's lair.
"Why'd you have to join in?"
"Well one, I like you, two, I can't get enough of you after hearing your new voice." she smirked with him sighing.
"Worry about that later."
"Eggman!" Shouted Knuckles. "Return the Master Emerald."
"What took so long?"
"We had some 'fun' with your girls."
"Seriously? I realize you wanna repopulate but...seriously?"
"Shut-up, I've been having a long day!" he growled. "Now give it back or else I'll pound your head into the ground!"
"How's about I pound you?" Then Eggman pressed a button on his Egg Mobile. A door on the ceiling opened, dropping a heap of junk, but not on Knuckles...but on Eggman! "Doh!" Eggman grunted while buried in junk. "I knew I should've marked where the trap door was."
"Now's my chance." Knuckles pulled Eggman out of the pile and then started giving rapid punches! After punching him he threw him at some nearby bowling pins for a strike!
"Ow! Why did I put those there?"
And then he kicked Eggman into a nearby soccer goal!
"GOOOOOOOOOOAL!"
"Ow...why did I even put that there as well? Was I planning on building a rec room?" Eggman asked himself before getting picked up again, and thrown into a nearby basketball hoop!
"Hah, on the 3 point line!"
"Yep, definitely a rec room." groaned the mad scientist, eyes swirling with robot birds flying around his head.
"So, any last words before I punt you to the skies?"
"Well, I captured a bunch of your friends and they're in the basement underneath..."
"Good to know!" And then Knuckles kicked Eggman and he was sent flying through the air.
"AHHHHHHHHH!"
"You know there's gonna be at least one girl down there."
"With how this day's been going, I'd expect that to happen."
"Okay, but do you need some water first?"
"No, I'll be fine."
"If you say so..."
With that Knuckles took off. When they got to the basement...
"We're here guys!" Said Rouge.
In the basement's cells were all girls.
"Thank goodness you're here guys." Said Amy.
"Yeah, Eggman was gonna use us as bait to trap Sonic and Tails." Said Blaze.
The other 5 girls in the cell were Marine Raccoon, Wave the Swallow, Sticks the Jungle Badger, Anita the Hedgehog and Sonia the Hedgehog.
'So many girls...don't say anything Knuckles...I don't think I can take all of them plus Rouge on all at once!' he thought, moving over and smashing the locks on their cell doors.
"Thanks for the save Knuckles." Said Marine.
"Yeah, now I can continue preparing for the Mutant Concrete Uprising." Said Sticks.
"What is wrong with her?" Said Wave.
"I wish I knew." Said Knuckles. 'Oh...crap...'
They all stared at Knuckles.
"I feel weird after hearing you talk." Said Anita.
"Yeah, me too." Said Sonia.
He quickly covered his mouth and quickly began to walk away. 'Don't say another word!'
Blaze and Rouge quickly cut him off.
"You should've drank some water first." Said Rouge.
Amy placed a hand on Knuckles' left shoulder and Wave placed a hand on his right shoulder.
5 hours later...
"I...feel like...dying..."
"That was awesome Knuckles, see yah around~" Said Amy as they all left him.
Months later...
We see Angel Island.
"Oh Knuckles~" Said Sally.
Word spread fast of Knuckles' new voice and every girl suddenly wanted to help repopulate the echidna race. Which worked in his favor, more or less, if you ignore how many times he's nearly died from dehydration. It had been a long while since the village on Angel Island had residents, and Knuckles was more than happy to see it so full. Although having to help out with making new houses was a bit of a pain. But it was worth it as we see him naming all of his newborn children.
"And you'll be Hoe-su, and you'll be Lara-su, and you'll be...be..."
"Marty." Said Maria.
"Yep, Marty."
"So, after you're done naming all the kids, you up for giving them all little siblings?" Rouge asked.
"Of course, I gotta keep impregnating you girls." He said with a smile.
Meanwhile Sonic and Tails were staring at Angel Island off in the distance...
"I guess it's true what they say about meat." Said Tails.
"Yeah, the redder the better." Sonic replied.