Sephiroth: Hello and welcome to whose line is it anyways, now lets meet our contestants

(Camera on Cloud, who is playing with tifa and aeris dolls) WE all know whose puppet he is, Cloud strife!

(Camera on Tifa who is stretching her arms) We all know why she is special Tifa Lockheart! (Tifa immediately puts her hands down and flicks sephiroth off)

(Camera on Vincent who is examining his shotgun) We all know what he's been doing in his coffin...Vincent Valentine. (Vincent cocks his gun and gives sephiroth the "your dead" look)

(Camera on Barret) We all know who his spikey-headed ass jerk is...Barret Wallace! (Barret cocks his eyebrow and rolls his eyes)

Sephiroth: ..and I am your host Sephiroth, now lets get onto the games shall we? First off is weird news casters. This is for all four of you. Tifa you are the Anchor, Cloud you're the co-anchor that is sad that aeris has died....

Cloud: Hmph...ya right..

Sephiroth: ....Barret, you're the sports-man that is making bets...on anything...Vincent....your another one of tifa's perverted fanboys....

Vincent: What!?

Sephiroth: Well...that...or be a mummy that has to sleep in a coffin for the next 10 years..

Vincent: Fine....

Sephiroth: So, whenever you hear the music start the show.

Tifa: Hello and welcome to channel 13's 5 pm live news show that has been previously recorded at 12 pm

Cloud: (Camera zooms in on his face and his fake tears that are coming out of it) I'm mad-she's-gone.....

Tifa:...and I am glad-she's-gone. Oh...this just in..Pheonix Downs have now been proclaimed faulty.

Cloud-Oh...why...I SHALL CLAIM MY REVENGE! After a check of the weather with Blows a lot, blows?

Vincent-Okay...well we have some scatter showers up in this...OH MY GOSH is that really the sexy girl Tifa?? (Vincent runs up to a man in the front row and starts rubbing his chest) "I cant believe its you....you're so..so...sexy..."

Tifa- This just in, "Gay sexual harassment is not just an embarrassment...but it is also illegal" Now onto the sports with Shady Bets, Shady?

Barret-Well first of the Astros are...(Barret looks away like he was distracted by something) GO! GO! You're almost there!!!!! FASTER!! FASTER!! COME ON! I put a lot of money in you, you'd better be better than this, come one! Someone with your job should have a lot more practice!

Cloud-"Umm...what exactly are you doing?

Barret-Snail races of course!

Beep Beep!

Sephiroth- okay...i'll give 2,000 points to Vincent for showing us his deep inside feelings...
(Vincent gives him "the look")
.....alright the next game is scenes from a hat, the first scene is "what not to say to the ancients"

Cloud-"oh..sorry about the aeris thing...I thought bringing her into dangerous situations was a good thing"

Beep beep!

Barret- Oops...I hope you have insurance on that temple thing...

Beep!

Sephiroth- "What not to do when fighting the final form of jenova."

Tifa- I wonder if these are stable (kicks the ground and falls down) oops...

Vincent- Are you pregnant? beep! Twins? Triplets? beepbeepbeep

Sephiroth- "What not to do at a blitzball game"

Vincent- "Blitzball...the only game ever to defy all the laws of physics at one time!"

Beep!

Tifa- What does this button do....(She makes a load swishing sound) oops...sorry guys...i hope you can fly as well as you can breathe under water!

Sephiroth- "What not to do when impressing a girl"

Barret- Come on little vicious fiends.....go out and kill a bunch of people!

Cloud- Oh...sorry aeris....I really didnt want sephiroth to kill you...honestly!

Tifa- Hi, I'm sephiroth!

beep beep
Sephiroth-(Sephiroth gives her a mean look) I shall get my revenge...but...before that....i will award 1000 points to the cetra, cause they need all the help they can get...