Sick of Kaiba
By LOSTBOB
Yugi and Kaiba having crossed paths on their way to the latest round of duels at battle city are walking together to their destination. Kaiba in his usual fashion is reliving his distorted view of past glories, where without the aid of someone who can actually duel, he would have gotten his butt severely kicked. Of course Kaiba is just that good and has never needed any help and has always done it on his own.
After about an hour of this Yami who is as usual along for the ride has rudely pushed Yugi aside and stepped forward.
"Kaiba you arrogant self centred, egotistical, pompous, misbegotten son of a Minar, stop your mindless prattle." boomed Yami as he reached behind into the shadows to withdraw his new card, the Desert Eagle .50, which he then proceeded to fire three times into the back of Kaiba's head. Finally bringing about the end of Kaiba's crap.
Continuing down the road Yami returned his new 'card' to its deck and making sure he had completely blocked Yugi's memory of the last few minutes released him.
Now for all those concerned about the possible criminal repercussions that Yugi may face.
Do not be concerned as the police are presently looking for someone much taller and old enough to actually grow facial hair.
The End
Definitely for Kaiba
Authors Note: Alright I know I'm going to get flamed for this go ahead as this was not meant to be a serious fic in any way just a bit of comedic relief for myself which some friends seemed to enjoy as I hope you do
Disclaimer
I do not own any of the characters in this story blah, blah, blah.
LOSTBOB