Humiliation Nation Part 1: The Emails-Hiei ============

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH! I wish I did though...

Hiei, bored as ever, had gotten on the computer (?) to check his email. It's amazing that he actually got something.

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Message: Hello Hiei. Sumire sent me this survey. Apparently you take it a forward it to someone else...

Full name (including middle): Hiei Jaganshi. Simple as that.

Age: Unknown

Eye Color: Red

Hair Color: Black with a white starburst.

Hair Style: Gravity Defying or so as Cassandra puts it.

Race: Fire Apparition

Height: 4'9 without my hair.

Weight: Why the hell do you want to know?

Employment/Occupation: Spirit Detective and a former theif.

Origin: The floating island of Koorime.

Current attire: The usual.

Siblings?: Yukina.

Other family: none

Pets: None

b/f , g/f?: Nope

Crush?: Maybe

Skills: The Sword, Fighting, and I'm the first to perfect the Ensatsu Kokuryu-ha. (Or Dragon of the Darkness Flame for you sad humans with the dub)

Hobbies: ......

Favorite Food: Sweet Snow

Favorite Animal: Wolves, I suppose. Dragons are good too.

Favorite Drink: .......

Favorite Book: ...........

Favorite song: ....I don't listen to music much.

Least favorite food: No preference.

Least favorite animal: Cats.

Least Favorite Drink: ....................

Least Favorite book: Have you ever once seen me with a book?!

Least Favorite Song: ................

What are you going to do when this is over?: Forward it to Cassandra then kill the creator.

What is the stupidest things you've done or said?: ........!!!!! I've never done anything stupid!

What is the stupidest thing someone you know has done or said?: Kuwabara being him.

Are you glad this is over?: Yes. Now get off my case.

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Emona: *is still tied to chair and gagged* U_U zzzzzzz........

YYH Cast: *are literally swimming in her huge, HUGE pile of gold, Orichalcon, and other treasures.

Emona: ........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......HEY ! YYH Cast: *freeze*

Emona: Back away from the goods...my snake demon meat.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............

Kurama: She even makes threats in her sleep....

Yusuke: She really always has time for insults...even when she's gagged and sleeping...