Humiliation Nation
Part 1: The Emails-Touya ============
Disclaimer: Read the last chapter!!
A/n: I have no story for Touya...so we'll skip yet again:
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Message: Hey there, Touya. The ice queen speak-er-typing. ============
Full name (including middle): Touya...and that's it.
Age: ......
Eye Color: Icy Blue
Hair Color: Blue with green bangs
Hair Style: Uh...short.
Race: Ice Apparition.
Height: Er-somewhere around Masuki's height I suppose.
Weight: ...................
Origin: ....
Say something already!: Huh????
Current attire: My usual.
Siblings?: .......
Other family: .....
Here we go with the silent thing, huh?: ..........I don't like you.
Pets: None.
b/f , g/f?: .........
Crush?: .............
...?: '.....?' Yourself, woman.
How'd you know I was female?!: Juh?
Skills: Anything involving ice.
Hobbies: How many more questions are you going to ask!?
Favorite Food: NO MORE QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Favorite Animal: ......
Favorite Drink: ......
Favorite Book: ........
Favorite song: Stop asking what my favorites are.
Fine!: ...?
Least favorite food: ......I'm not answering these either.
Least favorite animal: No comment.
Least Favorite Drink: .............
Least Favorite book: ......................................
Least Favorite Song: Anything related to Rap.
You know, those were Masuki's exact words...: Do shut up.
...: Thank you.
What are you going to do when this is over?: Kill the creator.
What is the stupidest things you've done or said?: ..................................................
Readers are waiting!: .......................I don't have to answer this!
What is the stupidest thing some you know has done or said?: .....When you live to be as old as I am, you see a lot of moronic things.
Are you glad this is over?: Yes, actually.
Bye!: Good ridance.
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Emona: Maybe Masuki should have sent it to Kurin or Jin....
Kurama: The questions did seem to annoy him.
Yusuke: Dude, he actually yelled! You don't make Touya angry by doing bake sales!!
Kuwabara: X__X
Emona: Yusuke?
Yusuke: Yeah?
Emona: That imitation was pathetic.
Yusuke: I don't like you, dragon-lady.
Emona: Forget it. Go fight a necromancer or something...
Kuwabara: *wakes up* Huh...? Necro Manzai? What's this about a gloomy comedian?
(A/n: A necromancer is someone who turns dead bodies into zombies. In japanese, it sounds a lot like Necro Manzai, which means 'A comedian whos nature is gloomy')
Emona: *hits him with an even bigger mallet than before*
Hiei: *gets ready to say something* ............................................................................ ...........................Ah forget it.
Part 1: The Emails-Touya ============
Disclaimer: Read the last chapter!!
A/n: I have no story for Touya...so we'll skip yet again:
================
Message: Hey there, Touya. The ice queen speak-er-typing. ============
Full name (including middle): Touya...and that's it.
Age: ......
Eye Color: Icy Blue
Hair Color: Blue with green bangs
Hair Style: Uh...short.
Race: Ice Apparition.
Height: Er-somewhere around Masuki's height I suppose.
Weight: ...................
Origin: ....
Say something already!: Huh????
Current attire: My usual.
Siblings?: .......
Other family: .....
Here we go with the silent thing, huh?: ..........I don't like you.
Pets: None.
b/f , g/f?: .........
Crush?: .............
...?: '.....?' Yourself, woman.
How'd you know I was female?!: Juh?
Skills: Anything involving ice.
Hobbies: How many more questions are you going to ask!?
Favorite Food: NO MORE QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Favorite Animal: ......
Favorite Drink: ......
Favorite Book: ........
Favorite song: Stop asking what my favorites are.
Fine!: ...?
Least favorite food: ......I'm not answering these either.
Least favorite animal: No comment.
Least Favorite Drink: .............
Least Favorite book: ......................................
Least Favorite Song: Anything related to Rap.
You know, those were Masuki's exact words...: Do shut up.
...: Thank you.
What are you going to do when this is over?: Kill the creator.
What is the stupidest things you've done or said?: ..................................................
Readers are waiting!: .......................I don't have to answer this!
What is the stupidest thing some you know has done or said?: .....When you live to be as old as I am, you see a lot of moronic things.
Are you glad this is over?: Yes, actually.
Bye!: Good ridance.
======================================================
Emona: Maybe Masuki should have sent it to Kurin or Jin....
Kurama: The questions did seem to annoy him.
Yusuke: Dude, he actually yelled! You don't make Touya angry by doing bake sales!!
Kuwabara: X__X
Emona: Yusuke?
Yusuke: Yeah?
Emona: That imitation was pathetic.
Yusuke: I don't like you, dragon-lady.
Emona: Forget it. Go fight a necromancer or something...
Kuwabara: *wakes up* Huh...? Necro Manzai? What's this about a gloomy comedian?
(A/n: A necromancer is someone who turns dead bodies into zombies. In japanese, it sounds a lot like Necro Manzai, which means 'A comedian whos nature is gloomy')
Emona: *hits him with an even bigger mallet than before*
Hiei: *gets ready to say something* ............................................................................ ...........................Ah forget it.