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(Veeken is sitting on her bed, reading The Golden Compass.)
Veeken: (reading) "She turned away. Behind them lay pain and death and fear; ahead of them lay doubt, and danger, and fathomless mysteries."
(She puts it down and tries to open the door, but it appears to be locked.)
Veeken: (cont) What's going on?!
(All of a sudden, there is an explosion, then she falls back. She is finally able to open the door, but it doesn't lead to the apartment. It leads to {Ba-ba-ba-bum} Kraken's lair.)
Veeken: This could be a problem.
(She exits, and the door folds up into a little cube.)
Veeken: Way weird.
(All of a sudden-{This is where Drakken comes in}.)
Drakken: Who are you?
Veeken: (to herself) Uh-oh. Evil villain alert. What am I gonna do?! Well, er, I don't seem to be needed around here, so I'll, um, just go. (Grabs cube and makes for the door.)
Drakken: Freeze!
Veeken: Hate to disappoint and run, but I gotta jet!
Drakken: Guards! Attack!
(Drakken's goons surround Veeken)
Veeken: Oh, crud.
Drakken: You're trapped.
Veeken: Well, you know what they say, if you have to go out, go in style. (to goons) Sorry, boys, my dance cart's full. (Punches goon in gut)
Goon: Ugh! (He and the other goons disappear)
Veeken: Wimps! You gotta get better goons than this!
Shego: (Walking in) You try being an evil genius on a budget!
Veeken: Oh, double crud!
(Shego activates her gloves. There is a button behind Drakken that appears to activate a device with a huge mallet. After some quick calculations, Veeken knows what to do.)
Veeken: It's time to make the impossible possible. Kim Possible style.
Shego: You know who Kim Possible is?!
Veeken: Yeah, who doesn't?
Shego: (Beat) True.
(Veeken back flips, using Drakken as a vault, and when she lands, she immediately hits the button, releasing the hammer and sending Shego flying.)
Veeken: One more thing. (Grabs piece of paper with Drakken's signature on it.) Adios. Give my regards to the police.
Drakken: She escaped!
Shego: (Sarcastically, while getting up) Nooo, really?
Veeken: Yeah, tell them there's someone else to not mess with around here, and her name is (pause) Dr. Veeken! I'm outta here!
Drakken/Shego: (Blink)
Police: Hold it right there, Drakken!
Drakken: I haven't moved.
(Kim comes in and looks around the lair.)
Kim: Who did this?
(Shego, stunned, points to Veeken.)
Veeken: Hi.
Drakken: She defeated all my henchmen without touching them.
Veeken: I only punched one in the gut once! After that, they all backed off.
Kim: (to Veeken) Who are you?
Veeken: There are some who call me . . . Doctor Veeken. Or Vee for short.
Kim: Why would they call you that?
Veeken: 'Cause it's my name. Duh!
Kim: Oh.
Veeken: So, you're Kim Possible.
Kim: Yeah.
Ron: (peeks his head in) and me!
Veeken: So this must be Ron Stoppable.
Ron: (gasp) SOMEONE REMEMBERED MY NAME!
Veeken: Yeah, it's no big. Especially since you helped save my home state from being covered in magma.
Kim: For him it is. So where are you from?
Veeken: Well, I was from Wisconsin, but I'm not sure where I am now.
Kim: Don't worry, you can come back with us to Middleton, so you can get back home.
Veeken: Well, sure.
(They walk off, leaving Drakken gibbering:-)
Drakken: I can't believe it. I just can't-(to Shego) We need better henchmen.
Shego: We need better everything.