Manipulating Time
The Bloopers
A/N: Well, thankx to an individual I have the decency of NOT NAMING I have been reported for abuse! scowl if you have a problem with a/n in a story either 1) don't read it (duh) or 2) tell ME about it and I'll DELETE IT!!! goes off on a swearing rant
Connal: Well, I guess the muses will do the disclaimer this time....
Muses: DISCLAIMER- mistress (WT-87) does NOT OWN HARRY POTTER!!!
Ok, the bloopers:
(this one was recommended by one of the other Weird Sisters....)
Part I
Lily says "I do."
An un-known girl hops off the benches and punches Lily in the face.
"Nuh-uh sista!"
James stares lovingly at the un-known girl and runs away with her.
"Go Gabby!" Yells Lily's mom. And everybody cheers. "Your adopted...Get used to it." Her mom states and Lily goes to a metal hospital.
Amanda: blink, looks at script hey!!! That wasn't in the script!!! runs after tehn yelling
Part II
James and Gabrielle sat underneath the stars on the luxurious streamliner
"This is beautiful, isn't it?" Gabby asked. James gazed at her with his adorable brown eyes and her, the same with her ocean blue.
"Not more beautiful than you." She giggled. He blushed.
All of a sudden, a hand grasped the railing of the boat. A mass of ugly auburn hair was then visible.
Gabby sighed. "I thought we got rid of this biotch!" Lily cackled evilly, but then choked with seaweed in her mouth.
Gabrielle rolled her eyes and flipped her strawberry-blonde hair over her shoulder.
James looked at the Lily with disgust. "Took me seven years to get you! You lost your chance!" Her snapped ghettoly (LOL!).
Gabby took off her shoe and smacked Lily in the face. "Hahahahah!" She laughed maniacally.
Lily stumbled backwards onto a tourist that was seasick. She got throw-up all over her and smelled like bad fish. Lily then pulled Gabby's hair.
"Oh hell's no biotch!" Lily's eyes got big.
"No!" She shrieked. Gabby smacked her upside the head and kicked her in the face. Lily, then fell into a pool of sharks with moves fingers like a bunny LASERS attached to their head. Then, Gabby and James live happily ever after.
Amanda: still looking threw the script that ain't there either!!! Get back here you two!!!
James/Gabby: runs
It was the night before Christmas, and nothing was stirring. Except the Marauders, that is. Tonight happened to be the best prank night of all time. No one ever expected the Holiday pranks. Life was good. Although, you would think they would come to their wits and figure it out by now. Oh well.
Sirius hummed "Rudolph the Red- err- the red nosed-- oh hell, what's my line?!?!?!"
Hermione, scowling, yells "The RED NOSED REINDEER!!! YOU DOLT!!!"
Sirius, in return, yells: "I don't NEED this crap!!! I'll be in my trailer!!!"
Amanda: You don't have a trailer!!!
Sirius: blink oh...
With a half-hearted shrug, she strolled around to the opposite side of the room and settled down into a large plush chair. "I suppose you could say I just know some things..." A soft chuckled rolled free from her lips, "Oddly enough." She turned her sharp eyes back to Hermione.
"Tell me, Hermione: Can I trust you?"
Hermione blinked, "What do you mean?"
"It is a simple question..." Amanda whispered, "Can I trust you? By the way, it is no use lying, I can already tell."
"No."
"Alright then."
Lacey: THOSE AREN'T YOUR LINES!!!!!
Amanda/Hermione: oops....
After that interesting information, Amanda went back to digging through her trunk.
"What exactly are you looking for?" Remus asked, in a slightly nervous tone
"Oh, nail polish, lips stick, that sort of thing! It looks smashing with my outfit!!!"
"AMANDA!!"
After a few moments, when the laughter died down, and Fudge left to plot revenge, Peter turned to Amanda.
"Um, Amanda?"
"Whata'?"
"You don't have a date for the ball yet, do you?"
Amanda nearly choked, "No, why?"
Peter: BECAUSE I ALREADY DO!!!! HAHAHAHAHA- gets hit in the head by everyone else in the room
Peter: ow... falls over
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That is the end of Blopers 1- if u have any thing u would like to see, email me!