Ch. 2
The next morning, her grandma packed her books, and her clothes, and they drove to the train station. Mary Sue cried the whole way there. She cried as she fetched the cart so that they could push around her trunks. She cried as they passed through the barrier onto platform 9 ¾. Mary Sue didn't even notice she had walked through a wall, she was so distraught. Her Grandmother led her to the train, and found a carriage that held another girl who was also in tears. She kissed Mary Sue on the head while Mary screamed "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!"
"I need you to hold on to this box, Mary Sue, do not lose it or open it," instructed her grandmother. She then left.
Mary Sue sat down on the seat and looked at the girl across from her. This girl was striking—thick black curls tumbled from her head down her shoulders, gently touching her age-inappropriate heaving bosom. Her eyes were bright crimson, dark and fiery. Her skin was pale, as if she had been cut from ivory stone. On her cheeks rested two perfect tears, as if there were placed there magically. She sniffed suggestively and said, "My name is Seryna Jisavore." Mary Sue sniffed back and said "Mary Sue Snape."
"My parents made me attend Hogwarts against my will. I didn't want to leave my boyfriend, but my parents so disapproved of my love for a muggle that they sent me away," claimed Seryna, rather dramatically. Mary Sue thought to herself that if she found out that her daughter was dating a dog she would be sending her someplace that wasn't school. Then Mary Sue thought to herself that perhaps Hogwarts wasn't a school at all.
"Well, if it makes you feel any better, my parents didn't even tell me I was going to be going to school in England. I didn't even find out until yesterday." Seryna interrupted her. "I don't understand what I was doing wrong. I mean, so what if I screwed him in the confessional at church? They should be proud of how hot I am."
At this, Mary Sue's fight or flight instincts started to kick in. The door opened, and a frumpy looking girl carrying a book that had to be two thousand pages long. She was wearing glasses that were about three inches thick, making her big blue eyes look like large bug eyes. "All the other carriages are full," she whispered, so quietly that Seryna and Mary Sue could barely hear her. "Can I sit in here with you?"
"Of Course," said Seryna, who was glad to have another audience member to shock. "I was just showing Mary Sue my panty collection. My boyfriend just bought me these magical ones. They're edible!" Seryna then started sobbing again because she remembered that she would never ever seen her boyfriend again until Christmas.
"I'm Mary Sue Snape. This is Seryna Jisavore."
"My name is Lyna M. Lorna."
Then Seryna started talking. She told them more about her boyfriend as the food cart went through, more than Mary Sue ever wanted to know. However, Lyna seemed curious, even though she was trying to hide it by burying her nose in her large book. Lyna bought copious amounts of candy from the cart, but Mary Sue didn't want to touch any of it. Further more, her abusive grandmother never gave her any money. Mary Sue was sure she was going to starve. Oh the Angst. Seryna told them how her family was connected to you-know-who, (Mary Sue: "who?") and that they were related to an ancient race of vampires, and her uncle had the cutest but most stupidest house elf, and Mary Sue was sure she was talking to a lunatic. "Why did my parents send me to a mental house, in England of all places? Now I know I'll never get back!" she exclaimed to Lyna when Seryna finally went off to take a dump. Lyna pushed up her glasses and said, "We're not going to a mental institution, and we are going to the finest wizarding school in the country. It was founded back in blah blah blah blah . . . . ." Mary Sue was about ready to give up and jump out the window when a very handsome boy with red hair came to the carriage and told them it was time to change into their uniforms and robes. There was something very cute about his sparkling brown eyes, the dirt that was on his nose for no good reason. Unfortunately, at that moment, Seryna was just returning. The boy caught one look at her and his eyes got very big. He suddenly became very pale, and then stumbled away mumbling "Seryna . . . sooooo beautiful . . .Seryna." Seryna didn't notice, but started talking again about how she hoped she would get into Slytherin, were all the cool kids are, because she didn't want to be the only girl in her class to wear black all the time. Mary Sue noticed that her entire uniform had been died black. "Wasn't that the point of dressing like that, so that you could be different from everybody else?" "What?" said Seryna with a stupid look on her face. She then changed the subject. Mary Sue stopped listening to her rambling, even though it continued constantly as the train pulled into the station, the first years got into little boats, and they finally arrived at a large castle, which fully convinced Mary Sue more than anything that her parents had sent her away because they thought she had lost it.
The next morning, her grandma packed her books, and her clothes, and they drove to the train station. Mary Sue cried the whole way there. She cried as she fetched the cart so that they could push around her trunks. She cried as they passed through the barrier onto platform 9 ¾. Mary Sue didn't even notice she had walked through a wall, she was so distraught. Her Grandmother led her to the train, and found a carriage that held another girl who was also in tears. She kissed Mary Sue on the head while Mary screamed "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!"
"I need you to hold on to this box, Mary Sue, do not lose it or open it," instructed her grandmother. She then left.
Mary Sue sat down on the seat and looked at the girl across from her. This girl was striking—thick black curls tumbled from her head down her shoulders, gently touching her age-inappropriate heaving bosom. Her eyes were bright crimson, dark and fiery. Her skin was pale, as if she had been cut from ivory stone. On her cheeks rested two perfect tears, as if there were placed there magically. She sniffed suggestively and said, "My name is Seryna Jisavore." Mary Sue sniffed back and said "Mary Sue Snape."
"My parents made me attend Hogwarts against my will. I didn't want to leave my boyfriend, but my parents so disapproved of my love for a muggle that they sent me away," claimed Seryna, rather dramatically. Mary Sue thought to herself that if she found out that her daughter was dating a dog she would be sending her someplace that wasn't school. Then Mary Sue thought to herself that perhaps Hogwarts wasn't a school at all.
"Well, if it makes you feel any better, my parents didn't even tell me I was going to be going to school in England. I didn't even find out until yesterday." Seryna interrupted her. "I don't understand what I was doing wrong. I mean, so what if I screwed him in the confessional at church? They should be proud of how hot I am."
At this, Mary Sue's fight or flight instincts started to kick in. The door opened, and a frumpy looking girl carrying a book that had to be two thousand pages long. She was wearing glasses that were about three inches thick, making her big blue eyes look like large bug eyes. "All the other carriages are full," she whispered, so quietly that Seryna and Mary Sue could barely hear her. "Can I sit in here with you?"
"Of Course," said Seryna, who was glad to have another audience member to shock. "I was just showing Mary Sue my panty collection. My boyfriend just bought me these magical ones. They're edible!" Seryna then started sobbing again because she remembered that she would never ever seen her boyfriend again until Christmas.
"I'm Mary Sue Snape. This is Seryna Jisavore."
"My name is Lyna M. Lorna."
Then Seryna started talking. She told them more about her boyfriend as the food cart went through, more than Mary Sue ever wanted to know. However, Lyna seemed curious, even though she was trying to hide it by burying her nose in her large book. Lyna bought copious amounts of candy from the cart, but Mary Sue didn't want to touch any of it. Further more, her abusive grandmother never gave her any money. Mary Sue was sure she was going to starve. Oh the Angst. Seryna told them how her family was connected to you-know-who, (Mary Sue: "who?") and that they were related to an ancient race of vampires, and her uncle had the cutest but most stupidest house elf, and Mary Sue was sure she was talking to a lunatic. "Why did my parents send me to a mental house, in England of all places? Now I know I'll never get back!" she exclaimed to Lyna when Seryna finally went off to take a dump. Lyna pushed up her glasses and said, "We're not going to a mental institution, and we are going to the finest wizarding school in the country. It was founded back in blah blah blah blah . . . . ." Mary Sue was about ready to give up and jump out the window when a very handsome boy with red hair came to the carriage and told them it was time to change into their uniforms and robes. There was something very cute about his sparkling brown eyes, the dirt that was on his nose for no good reason. Unfortunately, at that moment, Seryna was just returning. The boy caught one look at her and his eyes got very big. He suddenly became very pale, and then stumbled away mumbling "Seryna . . . sooooo beautiful . . .Seryna." Seryna didn't notice, but started talking again about how she hoped she would get into Slytherin, were all the cool kids are, because she didn't want to be the only girl in her class to wear black all the time. Mary Sue noticed that her entire uniform had been died black. "Wasn't that the point of dressing like that, so that you could be different from everybody else?" "What?" said Seryna with a stupid look on her face. She then changed the subject. Mary Sue stopped listening to her rambling, even though it continued constantly as the train pulled into the station, the first years got into little boats, and they finally arrived at a large castle, which fully convinced Mary Sue more than anything that her parents had sent her away because they thought she had lost it.