(Kim, Ron, and Veeken enter the gymnasium, where the rest of
the squad are waiting.)
Bonnie: Hi, K, Loser, New Loser.
Veeken: (to Kim) I take it that's Bonnie?
Kim: Yeah. That's Bonnie. Wait, . . . how'd you know?
Veeken: Well, this is kinda hard for me to explain.
Kim: Try.
Veeken: Well, I think that whatever Drakken did must have caused a permanent
rip in the space-time continuum, causing a doorway to form between my world and
your world.
Kim: Interesting.
Veeken: Our dimensions must be worlds apart. In my dimension, your antics are a
TV show on TV. Weird, no?
Kim: Yeah, that's weird.
Veeken: However, in your world, all the people, creatures, items, and places
that we think only exist in movies, TV, games, and such actually exist. You
wanna know how I know?
Kim: That's beyond weird. How do you know?
Veeken: Well, the guy staring in through the doorway's a dead give-away.
(Genie is peeking in, and disappears at Veeken's mention. The
Kimmunicator beeps.)
Kim: (answers) Hey Wade.
Wade: Someone just broke into a satellite controls facility, and they need your
help. Right now.
Kim: All right. (to Veek) Want to come along?
Veeken: No thanks. I'm going to get my bearings here before I do anything else.
You could just call on me as, y'know, backup.
Kim: Okay. (She walks out of the gym. Ron follows.)
Tara: But, like, who's going to lead the squad?
Kim: Bonnie. And I don't want to see flying cheerleaders. OK?
Veeken: Well, I'm going to go take a look around, okay?
Kim: All right.
Veeken: Good luck!
Kim: Thanks.
(Kim leaves. Veeken is walking down the halls of Middleton High. Veeken bumps
into Wally.)
Wally: Hey! Watch the royal personage!
Veeken: That's odd, I didn't know they let peacocks out of the zoo.
Wally: Hmph! (Struts off)
Syd: (pulls out a wrench and unscrews a cap off of a fire hydrant, dousing
Wally) Watch out for fire hydrants, man.
Veeken: Good one, Syd.
Syd: Thanks. I have a nice big fat truck full of eggs.
Veeken: So, er, Syd? Can I ask you a question?
Syd: Yeah. What is it?
Veeken: What's it like living with Drakken and Shego as your parents?
Syd: Interesting.
Veeken: Can you be more specific?
Syd: I move every week.
Veeken: Oh, the whole lair thing.
Syd: Yeah. And do you know the worst part?
Veeken: What's the worst part?
Syd: I lose all my Club Banana clothes when a lair's destroyed. Each one.
Veeken: Maybe you could ask Drakken to build something to keep the clothes in?
Syd: Why don't I ever think of that?!
Veeken: I dunno. So, what do you do for a hobby?
Syd: My hobbies are computers. I build systems, stuff like that. So...you need
someone to show you around?
Veeken: Yeah, I'm new here, seeing as how I've never actually been here before,
so help would be much appreciated. So, you gonna show me around?
Syd: Sure. Well, uh, this is the mall.
Veeken: Big place.
Syd: Easy to get lost, too. I was on my way to the food court and ended up in
the basement once.
Veeken: I thought as much. Well, shall we go in?
(Syd walks over to Club Banana.)
Syd: Hey Monique!
Veeken: Hi.
Monique: Hey, girl! How's it goin'?
Syd: Good! Monique, this is my friend Veeken.
Monique: Nice to meet you.
Veeken: No big. So, this is Club Banana. Nice place.
Monique: Thanks. How would you like to work here? We actually have a couple of
positions open.
rons_gurl: Hey, Syd
Syd: (to rons_gurl) Hey!
Veeken: Well, I do need a job. What's required for the job?
Monique: Fashion sense.
Veeken: I mean, aside from fashion sense.
Monique: Basically, that's it.
Veeken: Well, I'll take it into consideration.
Monique: It's okay if you're scared, girl. Most people are when they come here.
(Drapes arm over Veeken's shoulder) Tell you what; I'll help you since you'll
be new here and all.
Veeken: And I get to notify you if anything in my schedule changes?
Monique: Yep, you got it.
Veeken: Well, where do I sign up?
Monique: Here. (hands Veeken signup sheet)
Veeken: (After filling it out) So, when do I start?
Monique: Saturday, I think.
Veeken: That'll give me enough time to get to know people around here. Thanks!
Monique: No big! Give my regards to Kim!
