(Kim, Ron, Syd, Ret, jedi, live2swim, Monique and rons_gurl are walking down a hallway towards a classroom.)
rons_gurl: So, what do we do, exactly?
Syd: Investment world saving, man! Didn't you hear about us in the Wall Street Journal.
Veeken: Really?
Kim: Yes, captains of the industry.
Veeken: Wow. Can I be one too?
Ron: Hey, when you've got your pals, you've got all you need.
jedi: Okay, guys.
Monique: We've got to clean you up, guys, and give you some on-the-job training.
(singing)
Ooh, yeah.
Now, listen up, you've got a lot to learn,
And if you don't learn, you don't eat.
(Ron snatches a burrito from a lunch tray and tosses it to Rufus, who gets hurled backwards.)
But, if you're tough, and always use your head,
You'll be right at home on the street.
When you've got talent, everything is free,
Watch how we do things, Ooh, I guarantee-
Kim/Ron/Monique/Syd: You're gonna see how the best survive,
We make an art out of staying alive.
(Rufus is nearly run over by students before Kim saves him.)
And if you do just as you're told,
These are the streets of gold.
Every boulevard is a miracle mile,
You'll take the town and you'll take it with style,
(Rufus gets chased by a moment by the two bullies from Mind Games before being saved by Kim, the others and the Detention Kids from Tick-Tick-Tick.)
And if you play it brave and bold,
These are the streets of gold.
(The bell rings and everyone goes to their respective classes {Don't worry, it gets more exciting later on}.)