Humiliation Nation
Part 1: The Emails-Yusuke
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Disclaimer: Read the last chapter!!
Yusuke, just coming home from school...or rather dentention, had found that his mother was again out drinking with her friends. Well, nothing else to do...he got the computer. And I think we all know what's coming.
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Message: Hullo, Urameshi! It's Kurin. I thought all you guys should get this Survey and you were first on the list. Oh, and are you going to Sumire's sleepover party?
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Full name (including middle): Yusuke Urameshi.
Age: 17.
Eye Color: Dark Brown. What's it to you?
Hair Color: Black. Where is this going?
Hair Style: Greased back.
Race: Human with Youkai ancest...ancest...
It's ancestry.: Thank you....HUH?
Height: Why do you care?!
Weight: I don't need to answer this!
There hasn't been a single person who has: Than remove from the survey, woman!
Not a bad idea...how do you know I'm female?: Oh, Kurama warned me about a female person sending Surveys.
How does HE know?: He just does. Go ask him.
Maybe I will.: Well, than go ask! Do you see any signs around him saying 'restricted area' or something?
I did once: ...?
Current attire: My green school uniform.
Siblings?: None! And happy about it too!
Other family: My mom, who's never home.
Pets: Don't have one.
b/f , g/f?: .......
Everyone goes silent on these questions: Shut up, lady!
...: Thank you!
Crush?: Um...
Skills: Spirit Energy and beating people up.
Hobbies: Pissing off my teachers at school and beat people up.
Favorite Food: Um...Ramen...
Favorite Animal: I like tough dogs like Pit Bulls.
I have one of those.: Lemme guess, It don't bark at cats. *major sarcasm*
Actually, it doesn't: ......
Favorite Drink: I like any soda.
Favorite Book: What makes you think I read?
Favorite song: Not answering this one.
Least favorite food: Spinach.
Least favorite animal: No comment on this one.
Least Favorite Drink: Vegetable Juice.
Least Favorite book: Here we go with I read thing again, huh?
Least Favorite Song: Sappy songs. End of story.
What are you going to do when this is over?: Send it to Kuwabara and kill the creator.
Dun bother. I've already scorched everyone else who's managed to find me.: What are you?? A fire Youkai?
Close...I guess: ....
What is the stupidest things you've done or said?: Touching Keiko that one time before the Semi-finals. I swear, she hits harder than Jin!
What is the stupidest thing some you know has done or said?: Heh heh...I got a lot of those.
Don't list them. It'll mean more for me to type.: Juh??
Are you glad this is over?: Had nothing better to do. But I am glad it's over with.
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Emona: Sorry 'bout the delay. But school's back on. Dang...Kuwabara's gonna be easy.
Hiei: Yes...all you have to is put random stuff in and it'll seem normal....
Yusuke: Hey, Emona, have you every considered changing your clothes...?
Emona: What's wrong with the way I dress?
Kurama: You show too much skin.
Emona: Screw you. Besides, I like this outfit. But I admit, I do look like a---
Hiei: A backstabbing slut??
Emona: *death glare*
Part 1: The Emails-Yusuke
============
Disclaimer: Read the last chapter!!
Yusuke, just coming home from school...or rather dentention, had found that his mother was again out drinking with her friends. Well, nothing else to do...he got the computer. And I think we all know what's coming.
================
Message: Hullo, Urameshi! It's Kurin. I thought all you guys should get this Survey and you were first on the list. Oh, and are you going to Sumire's sleepover party?
============
Full name (including middle): Yusuke Urameshi.
Age: 17.
Eye Color: Dark Brown. What's it to you?
Hair Color: Black. Where is this going?
Hair Style: Greased back.
Race: Human with Youkai ancest...ancest...
It's ancestry.: Thank you....HUH?
Height: Why do you care?!
Weight: I don't need to answer this!
There hasn't been a single person who has: Than remove from the survey, woman!
Not a bad idea...how do you know I'm female?: Oh, Kurama warned me about a female person sending Surveys.
How does HE know?: He just does. Go ask him.
Maybe I will.: Well, than go ask! Do you see any signs around him saying 'restricted area' or something?
I did once: ...?
Current attire: My green school uniform.
Siblings?: None! And happy about it too!
Other family: My mom, who's never home.
Pets: Don't have one.
b/f , g/f?: .......
Everyone goes silent on these questions: Shut up, lady!
...: Thank you!
Crush?: Um...
Skills: Spirit Energy and beating people up.
Hobbies: Pissing off my teachers at school and beat people up.
Favorite Food: Um...Ramen...
Favorite Animal: I like tough dogs like Pit Bulls.
I have one of those.: Lemme guess, It don't bark at cats. *major sarcasm*
Actually, it doesn't: ......
Favorite Drink: I like any soda.
Favorite Book: What makes you think I read?
Favorite song: Not answering this one.
Least favorite food: Spinach.
Least favorite animal: No comment on this one.
Least Favorite Drink: Vegetable Juice.
Least Favorite book: Here we go with I read thing again, huh?
Least Favorite Song: Sappy songs. End of story.
What are you going to do when this is over?: Send it to Kuwabara and kill the creator.
Dun bother. I've already scorched everyone else who's managed to find me.: What are you?? A fire Youkai?
Close...I guess: ....
What is the stupidest things you've done or said?: Touching Keiko that one time before the Semi-finals. I swear, she hits harder than Jin!
What is the stupidest thing some you know has done or said?: Heh heh...I got a lot of those.
Don't list them. It'll mean more for me to type.: Juh??
Are you glad this is over?: Had nothing better to do. But I am glad it's over with.
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Emona: Sorry 'bout the delay. But school's back on. Dang...Kuwabara's gonna be easy.
Hiei: Yes...all you have to is put random stuff in and it'll seem normal....
Yusuke: Hey, Emona, have you every considered changing your clothes...?
Emona: What's wrong with the way I dress?
Kurama: You show too much skin.
Emona: Screw you. Besides, I like this outfit. But I admit, I do look like a---
Hiei: A backstabbing slut??
Emona: *death glare*