Humiliation Nation
Part 1: The Emails-Kuwabara
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Disclaimer: Read the last chapter!!
(a/n: Alright, screw this part. It's the last chapter of the emails, anyway.)
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Message: Here ya go, Yogurt-for-brains. It's Yusuke in case you didn't know. This survey seems perfect for you. Both ask stupid questions.
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Full name (including middle): Kazuma Kuwabara
Age: 17...I think.
Eye Color: Black.
Hair Color: Orange---
So basically you're a carrot top...: Uh...yeah...I guess.
Hair Style: a fro thing...
*grabs microphone* And starring Kuwabaka as Elvis!: :o And it's KUWABARA!!!!!!!
Race: Human. And glad because of it. At least I'm no blood-thirsty dragon.
*eyebrow twitches* Ah...how the minds of humans can be so simple...: Shaddup, lady!
Here we go again with how people know I'm female.: .....
Height: I dunno for sure and I don't care. Goth-Girl compares be to a beanstalk though.
By 'Goth-Girl' you mean Cassandra, huh?: Uh-huh....Don't tell her I said that.
Weight: I don't need to answer this!
Must be personal. Judging by your height probably 199: H......HEEEY!!!!!!!
Current attire: My blue school uniform.
Siblings?: My b*tchy sister Shizuru---
DON'T YOU DARE CALL SHIZURU A BITCH!: .....
Other family: My mom, who I haven't seen lately.
Pets: Eikachi.
A cat, right?: Uh-huh. Howdaya know?
I'm a woman. We have our ways: .........What does that mean?
b/f , g/f?: YUKINA!
Now back to reality...SHE'S NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!: Yes she is!
Crush?: I've already got Yukina.
Guess it didn't get through the first time. Gotta get this straight...SHE'S NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!! : ...............!!!!! :|
Skills: Spirit Energy and normal peeps up.
Hobbies: Pissing off my sis. Hanging out with Yukina.
Favorite Food: Um...
Favorite Animal: Cats.
Favorite Drink: I like any soda. Diet Dr. Pepper, I guess.
EW! I HATE diet things!: ....who asked you?!
Favorite Book: I dun read very much...
Favorite song: I dunno...
Least favorite food: Spinach.
Least favorite animal: DOGS. They bark at cats too much.
I have a PIT BULL that doesn't bark at cats!: Liar!
Least Favorite Drink: Vegetable Juice.
Least Favorite book: ......
Least Favorite Song: Sappy songs. End of story.
Those were Yusuke's exact words...: ........are you done?
What are you going to do when this is over?: Get ready for Sumire's party.
She invited you?!: Uh-huh.
Dang...I shouldn't have made her so nice...: ...
What is the stupidest things you've done or said?: I've never done anything stupid!
*sniggers*: :(
What is the stupidest thing some you know has done or said?: Urameshi being him.
Are you glad this is over?: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Emona: Yay! The emails are over!
Yusuke: Does that mean we can leave?
Emona: NO. Well, I already killed Kuwabaka---*yelps*
Kuwabara's Ghost: Oooooohhhhhh.....
Emona: Gah! He looks even uglier as a ghost!
Kuwabara's Ghost: My name is Kuwabara....oooohhhhh hooooooo
Hiei: *sweatdrop*
Kurama: I'm going to go get a beverage.
Emona: Um...anyway, stay tuned for the Sleepover!
Part 1: The Emails-Kuwabara
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Disclaimer: Read the last chapter!!
(a/n: Alright, screw this part. It's the last chapter of the emails, anyway.)
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Message: Here ya go, Yogurt-for-brains. It's Yusuke in case you didn't know. This survey seems perfect for you. Both ask stupid questions.
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Full name (including middle): Kazuma Kuwabara
Age: 17...I think.
Eye Color: Black.
Hair Color: Orange---
So basically you're a carrot top...: Uh...yeah...I guess.
Hair Style: a fro thing...
*grabs microphone* And starring Kuwabaka as Elvis!: :o And it's KUWABARA!!!!!!!
Race: Human. And glad because of it. At least I'm no blood-thirsty dragon.
*eyebrow twitches* Ah...how the minds of humans can be so simple...: Shaddup, lady!
Here we go again with how people know I'm female.: .....
Height: I dunno for sure and I don't care. Goth-Girl compares be to a beanstalk though.
By 'Goth-Girl' you mean Cassandra, huh?: Uh-huh....Don't tell her I said that.
Weight: I don't need to answer this!
Must be personal. Judging by your height probably 199: H......HEEEY!!!!!!!
Current attire: My blue school uniform.
Siblings?: My b*tchy sister Shizuru---
DON'T YOU DARE CALL SHIZURU A BITCH!: .....
Other family: My mom, who I haven't seen lately.
Pets: Eikachi.
A cat, right?: Uh-huh. Howdaya know?
I'm a woman. We have our ways: .........What does that mean?
b/f , g/f?: YUKINA!
Now back to reality...SHE'S NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!: Yes she is!
Crush?: I've already got Yukina.
Guess it didn't get through the first time. Gotta get this straight...SHE'S NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!! : ...............!!!!! :|
Skills: Spirit Energy and normal peeps up.
Hobbies: Pissing off my sis. Hanging out with Yukina.
Favorite Food: Um...
Favorite Animal: Cats.
Favorite Drink: I like any soda. Diet Dr. Pepper, I guess.
EW! I HATE diet things!: ....who asked you?!
Favorite Book: I dun read very much...
Favorite song: I dunno...
Least favorite food: Spinach.
Least favorite animal: DOGS. They bark at cats too much.
I have a PIT BULL that doesn't bark at cats!: Liar!
Least Favorite Drink: Vegetable Juice.
Least Favorite book: ......
Least Favorite Song: Sappy songs. End of story.
Those were Yusuke's exact words...: ........are you done?
What are you going to do when this is over?: Get ready for Sumire's party.
She invited you?!: Uh-huh.
Dang...I shouldn't have made her so nice...: ...
What is the stupidest things you've done or said?: I've never done anything stupid!
*sniggers*: :(
What is the stupidest thing some you know has done or said?: Urameshi being him.
Are you glad this is over?: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Emona: Yay! The emails are over!
Yusuke: Does that mean we can leave?
Emona: NO. Well, I already killed Kuwabaka---*yelps*
Kuwabara's Ghost: Oooooohhhhhh.....
Emona: Gah! He looks even uglier as a ghost!
Kuwabara's Ghost: My name is Kuwabara....oooohhhhh hooooooo
Hiei: *sweatdrop*
Kurama: I'm going to go get a beverage.
Emona: Um...anyway, stay tuned for the Sleepover!