Humiliation Nation
Part 2: Sleepover at Sumire's—The Bold and the Reikai :: A Reikai Soap Opera
============ Disclaimer: I live in a cave! I dun own anythin'! ================
Sumire: You go, Cassandra.
Cassandra: Why should I, foxy loxy?
Masuki: Because you move faster than anyone else here and you can dodge the sword that'll cut off our heads for making Hiei.
Cassandra: HEY! I'm doing this reluctantly too, you know!
Kurin: Very true...we had to bribe you with free ice cream for a month...
Cassandra: Screw you, windy.
Kurin: :p
::someone knocks on the door::
Sumire, Masuki, and Kurin: *Hide behind the sofa*
Cassandra: Fine, I'll answer it. But answer me this first: Why did we invite 6 people to a sleepover?
Sumire: *pokes head above sofa* Because did not want to invite 7!
Cassandra: Hm...*opens the door*
Yusuke: Hey-lo, everyone!
Hiei: hn...
Kurama: Hello.
Kuwabara: Why am I here?
Cassandra: Good question. Sumire, what's Kuwabaka doing here?
Kuwabak-er—bara: That's KUWABARA!
Hiei: Nah...baka sounds better.
Sumire: Guys, there's no restriction sign or anything. COME IN!
Masuki: Where's Touya?
Kurin: Where's Jin?!
Kurama: They said they'll be here a little later.
Kuwabara: They did? Oh.............whoa. All but Kuwabara: ?????
Sumire: Well...I guess we'll wait...
Tick tock tick tock tick tock
Yusuke: What's that ticking sound?
Kurin: Oh...that rusty ol' clock over the mantle...
Kuwabara: Oh.........whoa.
::Suddenly Jin flys in, dragging Touya::
Jin: We 'ave arrived, lassies!
Touya: Jin, you're killing my wrist.
Jin: S'rry! *drops Touya onto sofa and sits between him and Kurin.
Sumire: Alright, now that everyone's here, let's watch a movie Me and Yusuke have been working on! *runs upstairs*
Clock: tick tock tick tock
Hiei: *blows up clock*
Masuki: That was an antique you know...
Cassandra: That clock was rusty anyway...who cares? Sumire: *comes back downstairs and puts movie in VCR, then grabs popcorn from somewhere*
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The Bold and the Reikai : A Reikai Soap Opera
As we all know...everyone's favorite YYH Character Super-deformed Hiei is laying sick in the hospital. His days are growing shorter and shorter...Then the normal size Hiei comes in...
Hiei: Don't worry, SD Hiei! I have come to save you!
SD Hiei: ...? Who are you?
Hiei: Ah...dumb as ever I see.
SD Hiei: Are you a doctor?
Hiei: No, but I play an ass-kicking fire youkai on TV!
SD Hiei: Huh?
Hiei: Here's some medicine. Drink the whole vile and you'll feel better!
SD Hiei: Yeah...that's all well and good...but why are you helping me?
Hiei: *ahem* Well...this may be more than your SD brain can work out...but we're brothers!
::Camera gets a closeup on SD Hiei's face::
SD Hiei: .........Oh..............................Whoa.
Hiei: ....
SD Hiei: But how can that be?! I'm much more cuter than you!
Hiei: I'm ignoring that. But my mother is Hina. Yours is...unknown.
SD Hiei: My Mother isn't Hina?!
Hiei: Of course not! There's no way YOU could be Hina's son!
SD Hiei: My goal is set! Now I must go on a journey to find out who my real mother is!
Who is SD Hiei's real mom? Is it Botan, Atsuko, or Shizuru? Or is it Keiko, Shiori, or is it SD Ayame?! Find out next time on The Bold and the Reikai : A Reikai Soap Opera !
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Emona: I can't believe I actually updated...
Hiei: It is amazing...*is hiding a bag of Emona's treasure behind his back*
Emona: Yeah...next time is The Bold and The Reikai part 2 and Featuring a special appearance from me and my friend YuYu!
Kurama: R&R!
Part 2: Sleepover at Sumire's—The Bold and the Reikai :: A Reikai Soap Opera
============ Disclaimer: I live in a cave! I dun own anythin'! ================
Sumire: You go, Cassandra.
Cassandra: Why should I, foxy loxy?
Masuki: Because you move faster than anyone else here and you can dodge the sword that'll cut off our heads for making Hiei.
Cassandra: HEY! I'm doing this reluctantly too, you know!
Kurin: Very true...we had to bribe you with free ice cream for a month...
Cassandra: Screw you, windy.
Kurin: :p
::someone knocks on the door::
Sumire, Masuki, and Kurin: *Hide behind the sofa*
Cassandra: Fine, I'll answer it. But answer me this first: Why did we invite 6 people to a sleepover?
Sumire: *pokes head above sofa* Because did not want to invite 7!
Cassandra: Hm...*opens the door*
Yusuke: Hey-lo, everyone!
Hiei: hn...
Kurama: Hello.
Kuwabara: Why am I here?
Cassandra: Good question. Sumire, what's Kuwabaka doing here?
Kuwabak-er—bara: That's KUWABARA!
Hiei: Nah...baka sounds better.
Sumire: Guys, there's no restriction sign or anything. COME IN!
Masuki: Where's Touya?
Kurin: Where's Jin?!
Kurama: They said they'll be here a little later.
Kuwabara: They did? Oh.............whoa. All but Kuwabara: ?????
Sumire: Well...I guess we'll wait...
Tick tock tick tock tick tock
Yusuke: What's that ticking sound?
Kurin: Oh...that rusty ol' clock over the mantle...
Kuwabara: Oh.........whoa.
::Suddenly Jin flys in, dragging Touya::
Jin: We 'ave arrived, lassies!
Touya: Jin, you're killing my wrist.
Jin: S'rry! *drops Touya onto sofa and sits between him and Kurin.
Sumire: Alright, now that everyone's here, let's watch a movie Me and Yusuke have been working on! *runs upstairs*
Clock: tick tock tick tock
Hiei: *blows up clock*
Masuki: That was an antique you know...
Cassandra: That clock was rusty anyway...who cares? Sumire: *comes back downstairs and puts movie in VCR, then grabs popcorn from somewhere*
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The Bold and the Reikai : A Reikai Soap Opera
As we all know...everyone's favorite YYH Character Super-deformed Hiei is laying sick in the hospital. His days are growing shorter and shorter...Then the normal size Hiei comes in...
Hiei: Don't worry, SD Hiei! I have come to save you!
SD Hiei: ...? Who are you?
Hiei: Ah...dumb as ever I see.
SD Hiei: Are you a doctor?
Hiei: No, but I play an ass-kicking fire youkai on TV!
SD Hiei: Huh?
Hiei: Here's some medicine. Drink the whole vile and you'll feel better!
SD Hiei: Yeah...that's all well and good...but why are you helping me?
Hiei: *ahem* Well...this may be more than your SD brain can work out...but we're brothers!
::Camera gets a closeup on SD Hiei's face::
SD Hiei: .........Oh..............................Whoa.
Hiei: ....
SD Hiei: But how can that be?! I'm much more cuter than you!
Hiei: I'm ignoring that. But my mother is Hina. Yours is...unknown.
SD Hiei: My Mother isn't Hina?!
Hiei: Of course not! There's no way YOU could be Hina's son!
SD Hiei: My goal is set! Now I must go on a journey to find out who my real mother is!
Who is SD Hiei's real mom? Is it Botan, Atsuko, or Shizuru? Or is it Keiko, Shiori, or is it SD Ayame?! Find out next time on The Bold and the Reikai : A Reikai Soap Opera !
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Emona: I can't believe I actually updated...
Hiei: It is amazing...*is hiding a bag of Emona's treasure behind his back*
Emona: Yeah...next time is The Bold and The Reikai part 2 and Featuring a special appearance from me and my friend YuYu!
Kurama: R&R!