Humiliation Nation
Part 2: Sleepover at Sumire's—The Bold and the Reikai :: A Reikai Soap Opera (or is it??)
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Disclaimer: I'd put this story in the manga (or doujinshi...whatever) if I owned YYH!
Last time on The Bold and the Reikai :: A Reikai Soap Opera ::
Tragically, we find everyone's fav YYH character, Super-Deformed Hiei in the hospital, out with...some kind of disease that was never named. The normal Hiei appeared and apparently saved his life. We find out SD Hiei's mother isn't...his normal-counterpart's. (did that make sense?) Now...SD Hiei is on a quest to find out his mother's identity—not to mention meet her. Will normal Hiei help him? ...Nah.
(In Sumire's House)
Sumire: ejects video To be continued? Nah.
Yusuke: grabs a tissue from a kleenex box WAAAH! So sad!
Cassandra: What's so sad about it?? AND WHO ARE YOU TO TALK?!?! YOU HELPED MAKE THE BLASTED MOVIE!
Kurin: ....thanks for the bleeding eardrums treatment, goth-girl. How come the movie's not continued?
Sumire and Yusuke: Ran out of room on the tape.
Kuwabara: Then go buy a new tape!
Yusuke and Sumire: Don't wanna.
A dragon-woman with shoulder-length fiery hair and green eyes wearing a not-so-modest black leather top and matching mini-skirt appears. Has red dragon ears, tail, and wings.
Dragon-woman: Konnichiwa, minna-san! I'm Emona DragonDancer, creator—er—person who knows all there is to know about the Yaoumei-gumi. What? You people look like you've never seen a dragon demon...ess...before!
All: ...
Emona: Whoa....tough crowd.
???: Yeah...no kidding.
A neko with frosted electric blue hair with Navy and Black streaks and ruby eyes appears.
Neko: Hiya! I'm YuYu! Friend of Emona-chan's and huge fan of YYH!
YYH Crew: YYH??
Emona: whispers I don't think they know they're an anime...
YuYu: That's obvious...
Masuki: Um...we're trying to have a sleepover here, athros...do you mind?
Hiei: Hn...since when do dragon-demons exist? I've heard of demon dragons, but not dragon demons.
Kuwabara: Hey, shorty, what's the difference?!
Emona: I think I'll do that, Kuwabaka—
Kuwabaka: That's Kuwabara! ...Hey?! Who typed my name up wrong?!
All but Kuwabara: ......... alright...
Emona: Anywho, the difference between demon dragons and dragon demons is pretty easy to see. A dragon-demon , that's me...hey, YuYu? Care to help me out?
YuYu: is drinking a beverage she stole from Sumire's fridge Huh? Oh, alright! pulls down a random projector screen
Emona: turns on a slide projector that came out of nowhere
two pictures appear side by side. One is of a huge black dragon the other is Emona herself.
YuYu: pulls out a pointer and points it to the black dragon and starts talking almost like professor This, ppls, is a Demon Dragon. They're basically normal dragons but with more powers...not to mention are usually much larger. jumps to the other side of the screen and points at Emona's picture
Emona: ...
YuYu: And this, is a Dragon-Demon. They're more like anthromorphic dragons...however, they aren't literally anthros. But unlike demon dragons, they have two forms. Emona-chan?
Emona: puts a picture of a fiery-scaled dragon in the projector
YuYu: Dragon Demons can also transform into the form you see on this screen. In this case, this is Emona's other form. Not viewed in actual size. Emona is a lot bigger. One wing could probably cover a football field if she transformed. I don't think you need an explantion as to how big the actual body is.
Yusuke: raises hand You say they can transform?
YuYu: Yep. According to this! Pulls out a huge book titled: 101 World Facts about Dragon Demons and Demon Dragons
Yusuke: Oh...alright.
Emona: Anymore questions?
Kurama: Is Emona the only Dragon Demon in existance?
Emona: I dunno...am I? looks at YuYu
YuYu: shrugs
Cassandra: ...I'm leaving until these anthros go away.
Hiei: I agree. Follows Cassandra into kitchen
Emona: I AIN'T NO ANTHRO!
Emona: Whew...sorry I've been so neglective about this fic!
Yusuke: ...
Kurama: ...
Hiei: Is still with Cassandra in the kitchen
Emona: What are they doing in there?
Yusuke: Probably they think you and your friend haven't left.
YuYu: appears I have a name, you know!
Part 2: Sleepover at Sumire's—The Bold and the Reikai :: A Reikai Soap Opera (or is it??)
============
Disclaimer: I'd put this story in the manga (or doujinshi...whatever) if I owned YYH!
Last time on The Bold and the Reikai :: A Reikai Soap Opera ::
Tragically, we find everyone's fav YYH character, Super-Deformed Hiei in the hospital, out with...some kind of disease that was never named. The normal Hiei appeared and apparently saved his life. We find out SD Hiei's mother isn't...his normal-counterpart's. (did that make sense?) Now...SD Hiei is on a quest to find out his mother's identity—not to mention meet her. Will normal Hiei help him? ...Nah.
(In Sumire's House)
Sumire: ejects video To be continued? Nah.
Yusuke: grabs a tissue from a kleenex box WAAAH! So sad!
Cassandra: What's so sad about it?? AND WHO ARE YOU TO TALK?!?! YOU HELPED MAKE THE BLASTED MOVIE!
Kurin: ....thanks for the bleeding eardrums treatment, goth-girl. How come the movie's not continued?
Sumire and Yusuke: Ran out of room on the tape.
Kuwabara: Then go buy a new tape!
Yusuke and Sumire: Don't wanna.
A dragon-woman with shoulder-length fiery hair and green eyes wearing a not-so-modest black leather top and matching mini-skirt appears. Has red dragon ears, tail, and wings.
Dragon-woman: Konnichiwa, minna-san! I'm Emona DragonDancer, creator—er—person who knows all there is to know about the Yaoumei-gumi. What? You people look like you've never seen a dragon demon...ess...before!
All: ...
Emona: Whoa....tough crowd.
???: Yeah...no kidding.
A neko with frosted electric blue hair with Navy and Black streaks and ruby eyes appears.
Neko: Hiya! I'm YuYu! Friend of Emona-chan's and huge fan of YYH!
YYH Crew: YYH??
Emona: whispers I don't think they know they're an anime...
YuYu: That's obvious...
Masuki: Um...we're trying to have a sleepover here, athros...do you mind?
Hiei: Hn...since when do dragon-demons exist? I've heard of demon dragons, but not dragon demons.
Kuwabara: Hey, shorty, what's the difference?!
Emona: I think I'll do that, Kuwabaka—
Kuwabaka: That's Kuwabara! ...Hey?! Who typed my name up wrong?!
All but Kuwabara: ......... alright...
Emona: Anywho, the difference between demon dragons and dragon demons is pretty easy to see. A dragon-demon , that's me...hey, YuYu? Care to help me out?
YuYu: is drinking a beverage she stole from Sumire's fridge Huh? Oh, alright! pulls down a random projector screen
Emona: turns on a slide projector that came out of nowhere
two pictures appear side by side. One is of a huge black dragon the other is Emona herself.
YuYu: pulls out a pointer and points it to the black dragon and starts talking almost like professor This, ppls, is a Demon Dragon. They're basically normal dragons but with more powers...not to mention are usually much larger. jumps to the other side of the screen and points at Emona's picture
Emona: ...
YuYu: And this, is a Dragon-Demon. They're more like anthromorphic dragons...however, they aren't literally anthros. But unlike demon dragons, they have two forms. Emona-chan?
Emona: puts a picture of a fiery-scaled dragon in the projector
YuYu: Dragon Demons can also transform into the form you see on this screen. In this case, this is Emona's other form. Not viewed in actual size. Emona is a lot bigger. One wing could probably cover a football field if she transformed. I don't think you need an explantion as to how big the actual body is.
Yusuke: raises hand You say they can transform?
YuYu: Yep. According to this! Pulls out a huge book titled: 101 World Facts about Dragon Demons and Demon Dragons
Yusuke: Oh...alright.
Emona: Anymore questions?
Kurama: Is Emona the only Dragon Demon in existance?
Emona: I dunno...am I? looks at YuYu
YuYu: shrugs
Cassandra: ...I'm leaving until these anthros go away.
Hiei: I agree. Follows Cassandra into kitchen
Emona: I AIN'T NO ANTHRO!
Emona: Whew...sorry I've been so neglective about this fic!
Yusuke: ...
Kurama: ...
Hiei: Is still with Cassandra in the kitchen
Emona: What are they doing in there?
Yusuke: Probably they think you and your friend haven't left.
YuYu: appears I have a name, you know!