Humiliation Nation

Part 2: Sleepover at Sumire's— Fiery Tempers, Televisions caught on Fire

Emona's Rant: Since isn't allowing me to use asteriks (dun care if its spelled wrong)...actions are in backslashes.
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Disclaimer: I'd put this story in the manga (or doujinshi...whatever) if I owned YYH!

(In Sumire's House)

Emona and Cassanda (who had finally come out of the kitchen): /are arguing about Emona not being an anthromorphic dragon/

YuYu: /eating some dark chocolate she found in Sumire's kitchen/

Sumire: (to Kurama) Um...you know how to cook? /doesn't wait for an answer and drags Kurama into kitchen/

Sumire: So...you wanna make the eclairs or make the chocolate ice cream by scratch?

Kurama: ...

Sumire: (thinking) Maybe I should have waited for an answer to my last question...

Kurama: I suppose the eclairs...

Sumire: (still thinking) Sic me with the hard job, why don't you...

Sumire: (out loud) Alright then.

Emona: I'M TELLING YOU I AIN'T AN ANTHRO!!!!

Cassandra: YES YOU ARE! You look mostly human with the traits of dragon! That's an anthro!

Ayumi: /drinks some herbal tea while reading an Ayashi No Ceres Manga/ (a/n: isn't that manga the greatest?)

Touya: /sweatdropping at Jin, who is 'referring' the argument/

Kurin: /Being boredLeaves/

Emona: GOTH GIRL!

Cassandra: BACKSTABBING SLUT!

Emona: I am NOT a backstabber! DEMONIC BITCH!

Cassandra: ANTHROMORPHIC REPTILE!

Emona: That's cold!

Cassandra: I know!

Emona: ...Fire floozy...

Cassandra: ...Alright, dragon-woman, get out of this house. /walks by YuYu and grabs the bar of dark chocolate from her/ Oh, and take Jaws with you.

YuYu: /glares/ Emona-chan, can we go? ...Emona-chan?

Emona: /apparently doesn't like being called dragon-womanlunges at Cassandra/

Cassandra: Damn anthro.../kicks Emona off and throws a ball of fire at her/

Emona: /dodges and retaliats with her own fireball...which misses and sets the wall afire/

Cassandra: /looks at what she did to Sumire's television/

Hiei: Hn. /Looks at what Cassandra did to Sumire's Television/

Emona: I am SO happy I don't live here...

Cassandra: Too bad. You're paying for a new wall AND a new plasma screen TV.

YuYu: I think I'll just leave... /vanishes in a puff of smoke/

Hiei: As much as I don't like that cat-girl's personality, I think I'll follow her lead and find a good tree to sleep in. /leaves/

Emona: You ain't leaving me behind YuYu! /flys out the window/

Sumire's Voice: SOMEONE ATE ALL THE DARK CHOCOLATE!

Sumire: /bursts out into the living room/ Has anyone seen a huge box of Dark Chocolate?

Ayumi: Yep.

Jin: That YuYu girl ate the whole thing then took off.

Touya: As he says.

Sumire: /looks at the wrecked living room/ What the hell happened here?

Cassandra: ... /leaves/

Sumire: Let me guess, Cassandra did it?

Touya/Ayumi/Jin: /nods/

Kurin: /walks in, holding a bag of Ramen Noodles/ I just saw goth-girl stalk out...that dragon-woman was stalking her.

Kurama: /walks out holding a tray of eclairs/ How are these, Sumire?

Sumire: /eats one/ Hm...you wanna make dessert and I make dinner?

Kurama: Why not? /follows Sumire into kitchen/

Ayumi/Kurin: ooooooooohhhh......

Sumire's Voice: I HEARD THAT!!

Kurin: I think I'll come back when we start to actually sleep... /leaves...again/

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Emona: ...I hate Cassandra.

Yusuke: Heh...backstabbing slut...that's not bad.

Emona: /scorches Yusuke/

Hiei: ...well, at least that Cassandra woman knows how to insult people.

Emona: You want me to scorch you too?!