Zoro-Luver2000: thankies for the reviews, but i would like to answer a question. Jennifer is a character in my Story ' Between Champagne and Rum' its rated R for a certain graphic scene and cuss words. as i said, its best to read it before you read this story or else it might be difficult to figure out how Jenn came to be.
6 weeks after the birth
" I'll be back later!" Jennifer says as she and Nami starts to walk off of the ship. Zoro is sleeping against the railing with Gwyn in his arms when he heard his wife and wakes up " where are you going?" Jennifer turns and looks at Zoro " shopping...we need to stock on baby food and other things." She blows him a kiss " I'll be back soon.." She walks off the ship with Nami. Zoro smiles and watches her leave. He looks down at Gwyn and then realizes something. Hes gonna have to take care of her while Jenn is away and he has no clue how to take care of a newborn. Gwynevere starts to fuss at that very moment that Jennifer and Nami disappeared into the crowd. Zoro rocks her gently, hoping that she will calm down when the baby starts crying loudly. Zoro then sighs and checks her diaper. He sighs gratefully, having no clue how to change a diaper and walks into the lounge. He looks over to Sanji whom is washing the dishes from lunch. The love-cook takes a long drag on his cigarette and then emitted a cloud of smoke into the room. Zoro grumbles and takes Sanji's cigarette out of his mouth and puts it out. " your not smoking around Gwyn...." Sanji narrows his brow. " yes mother..." Zoro walks to the cabinets and snoops through them, while Gwynevere cries loudly. Sanji looks at him " you know your daughter is crying?" Zoro takes out a box of powered baby formula and places Gwyn in a special chair for feeding a newborn. Zoro then grabs a clean bottle and the box. Sanji snickers and then sits down. Zoro reads the back of the box as if it were an alien language and then pours the power into the bottle and puts the top on it. He walks over to Gwyn and tries feeding her. She cries and fusses even more when Zoro mumbles " oh lord, Jenn why couldn't you have left instructions???" to himself. Sanji is laughing his guts out and takes the bottle from Zoro. He then walks to the counter and looks at the box. He fixes it and then hands it to Zoro. " here ya go, Dumb ass!" Zoro takes the bottle after punching Sanji, knocking out a couple of teeth. " Don't cuss around her again......" Zoro then feeds his daughter.
about 2 hours later, Zoro was asleep in the lounge,when he is woken by his daughter's crying. He stands up and tries to feed her once more but to no avail. He checks her diaper and then sweat drops. Zoro walks down to the nursery and tries to change her. He smiles and lifts her up into the air. The diaper falls off and to the floor and Zoro sweat drops once more. After about 30 tries, Sanji appears in the room. Zoro looks over to him " are you the only one on this ship besides me and Gwyn?" Sanji nods and walks over to the changing table. " what are you doing anyways?" Zoro sighs and looks down at his half naked daughter " I'm in diaper hell...." Sanji nods and then a few seconds later " hey! how come you can cuss around her and i cant?!" Zoro tries to put a diaper on Gwyn as he says " because I'm her father...its ok if she develops bad habits from me" He smirks and then looks at his daughter. He somehow managed to get the diaper on her head and he turns his head when he sees a sudden flash to see Sanji standing there with Jennifer's camera. Sanji holds in a laugh as he says " i had to do it, it was such a Kodak moment!" At that, Sanji fell to the floor holding his sides and crying because he was laughing so hard. Zoro growls low in his throat and then knocks Sanji in the head with one of his sheathed swords. He looks down at Gwynevere and manages to get the diaper on her to where it will stay there. He picks her up and carries her back up to the deck. He lays in his usual spot and falls asleep as Gwyn fusses because the diaper was on funny and was uncomfortable.
" We're Back!" Jennifer and Nami said in unison while they walks onto the ship with alot of shopping bags. Sanji greets them with the heart in his eye and fruit drinks. " HIIII Nami-Swaaaaaan! Hiiii Jenny-sama!" Sanji hands them the drinks and takes their bags for them. Nami and Jennifer stand there dumbfounded as the cook dances into the lounge with their stuff. They shake it off and drink their drinks. Jennifer sees Zoro and Gwyn. She walks over to them to see Gwynevere fussing and pulling on Zoro's shirt while Zoro sleeps like a log. Jennifer smiles and takes Gwynevere to see the diaper on back wards and duct tape holding the diaper on. Jennifer sighs and then places a kiss on Zoro's head and walks down to the nursery. She changes her daughter so she would stop fussing and puts her to bed. Jennifer then walks back up on deck to see Luffy playing with her three older children. Usopp was in the crows nest. Jennifer smiles and then sees Zoro crawling around on deck, looking under things and such. Jennifer walks over to him " honey, what are you doing?" Zoro stops and looks up at his wife " umm, i-umm, lost Gwyn." he prepares himself for a slap to the head, but he relaxes when he hears Jennifer laugh and say ''shes down in her room, i think i gotta teach ya how to change a diaper huh?" Zoro stands and takes her in his arms, kissing her gently " how'd ya guess?" Jennifer smiles and softly kisses back " because her diaper was on back wards and you had it duct taped to her..." Zoro pauses for a moment until he says " the damned thing wouldn't stay on though.." Jennifer wraps her arms around her husbands neck. " you didn't use the built in sticky straps (( A/N: i have no clue what their called)) huh???" He stands there for a moment and looks into her eyes " you mean theres straps on there.." Jennifer laughs and kisses her husband passionately before she hears a cry emit from the nursery. Zoro watches her leave and sighs. Glad that his Nine Months of hell are finally over.
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6 weeks after the birth
" I'll be back later!" Jennifer says as she and Nami starts to walk off of the ship. Zoro is sleeping against the railing with Gwyn in his arms when he heard his wife and wakes up " where are you going?" Jennifer turns and looks at Zoro " shopping...we need to stock on baby food and other things." She blows him a kiss " I'll be back soon.." She walks off the ship with Nami. Zoro smiles and watches her leave. He looks down at Gwyn and then realizes something. Hes gonna have to take care of her while Jenn is away and he has no clue how to take care of a newborn. Gwynevere starts to fuss at that very moment that Jennifer and Nami disappeared into the crowd. Zoro rocks her gently, hoping that she will calm down when the baby starts crying loudly. Zoro then sighs and checks her diaper. He sighs gratefully, having no clue how to change a diaper and walks into the lounge. He looks over to Sanji whom is washing the dishes from lunch. The love-cook takes a long drag on his cigarette and then emitted a cloud of smoke into the room. Zoro grumbles and takes Sanji's cigarette out of his mouth and puts it out. " your not smoking around Gwyn...." Sanji narrows his brow. " yes mother..." Zoro walks to the cabinets and snoops through them, while Gwynevere cries loudly. Sanji looks at him " you know your daughter is crying?" Zoro takes out a box of powered baby formula and places Gwyn in a special chair for feeding a newborn. Zoro then grabs a clean bottle and the box. Sanji snickers and then sits down. Zoro reads the back of the box as if it were an alien language and then pours the power into the bottle and puts the top on it. He walks over to Gwyn and tries feeding her. She cries and fusses even more when Zoro mumbles " oh lord, Jenn why couldn't you have left instructions???" to himself. Sanji is laughing his guts out and takes the bottle from Zoro. He then walks to the counter and looks at the box. He fixes it and then hands it to Zoro. " here ya go, Dumb ass!" Zoro takes the bottle after punching Sanji, knocking out a couple of teeth. " Don't cuss around her again......" Zoro then feeds his daughter.
about 2 hours later, Zoro was asleep in the lounge,when he is woken by his daughter's crying. He stands up and tries to feed her once more but to no avail. He checks her diaper and then sweat drops. Zoro walks down to the nursery and tries to change her. He smiles and lifts her up into the air. The diaper falls off and to the floor and Zoro sweat drops once more. After about 30 tries, Sanji appears in the room. Zoro looks over to him " are you the only one on this ship besides me and Gwyn?" Sanji nods and walks over to the changing table. " what are you doing anyways?" Zoro sighs and looks down at his half naked daughter " I'm in diaper hell...." Sanji nods and then a few seconds later " hey! how come you can cuss around her and i cant?!" Zoro tries to put a diaper on Gwyn as he says " because I'm her father...its ok if she develops bad habits from me" He smirks and then looks at his daughter. He somehow managed to get the diaper on her head and he turns his head when he sees a sudden flash to see Sanji standing there with Jennifer's camera. Sanji holds in a laugh as he says " i had to do it, it was such a Kodak moment!" At that, Sanji fell to the floor holding his sides and crying because he was laughing so hard. Zoro growls low in his throat and then knocks Sanji in the head with one of his sheathed swords. He looks down at Gwynevere and manages to get the diaper on her to where it will stay there. He picks her up and carries her back up to the deck. He lays in his usual spot and falls asleep as Gwyn fusses because the diaper was on funny and was uncomfortable.
" We're Back!" Jennifer and Nami said in unison while they walks onto the ship with alot of shopping bags. Sanji greets them with the heart in his eye and fruit drinks. " HIIII Nami-Swaaaaaan! Hiiii Jenny-sama!" Sanji hands them the drinks and takes their bags for them. Nami and Jennifer stand there dumbfounded as the cook dances into the lounge with their stuff. They shake it off and drink their drinks. Jennifer sees Zoro and Gwyn. She walks over to them to see Gwynevere fussing and pulling on Zoro's shirt while Zoro sleeps like a log. Jennifer smiles and takes Gwynevere to see the diaper on back wards and duct tape holding the diaper on. Jennifer sighs and then places a kiss on Zoro's head and walks down to the nursery. She changes her daughter so she would stop fussing and puts her to bed. Jennifer then walks back up on deck to see Luffy playing with her three older children. Usopp was in the crows nest. Jennifer smiles and then sees Zoro crawling around on deck, looking under things and such. Jennifer walks over to him " honey, what are you doing?" Zoro stops and looks up at his wife " umm, i-umm, lost Gwyn." he prepares himself for a slap to the head, but he relaxes when he hears Jennifer laugh and say ''shes down in her room, i think i gotta teach ya how to change a diaper huh?" Zoro stands and takes her in his arms, kissing her gently " how'd ya guess?" Jennifer smiles and softly kisses back " because her diaper was on back wards and you had it duct taped to her..." Zoro pauses for a moment until he says " the damned thing wouldn't stay on though.." Jennifer wraps her arms around her husbands neck. " you didn't use the built in sticky straps (( A/N: i have no clue what their called)) huh???" He stands there for a moment and looks into her eyes " you mean theres straps on there.." Jennifer laughs and kisses her husband passionately before she hears a cry emit from the nursery. Zoro watches her leave and sighs. Glad that his Nine Months of hell are finally over.
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