Truth or Dare Part Three

Jade: What to look forward to in this chapter. Cameos, Tarzan, and some Risky Business.

"Man Kurt what is this place?" Bobby asked as he looked around.

"This is the dimension I transport through when I teleport..." Kurt responded. "I really don't understand it myself.

The two reappeared inside Kelly's house, right smack dab in his living room.

"Alright, let's get started." Bobby said with glee as he rubbed his hands together.

Suddenly Christmas music began to play out of nowhere just to set the mood.

"Hit it Magical Mystery Man that we can't see." Iceman said as he began to work.

Magical voice: Thanks Bobby... Oh the weather outside is frightful....

Bobby covered the ceilings with icicles then slicked the floors down with ice.

Magical Voice: but the fire is so delightful

Bobby then moved into the dining room and chandelier and his furniture. Kurt just watched in shock at Bobby's speed.

Magical Voice: And since there's no place to go....

The kids at the mansion looked at each other quizzically.

"Umm where'd he get de theme music, Gambit wan' theme music." Remy whined.

"Your theme music is bad porn music." Pietro mouthed off quickly before moving across the room to dodge an explosive card.

The kids then turned their attention back to the TV as they watched Bobby do what he did best.

"Hmm now for some real damage." Bobby sneered as he went into the bathroom and froze all of the pipes. "Too bad they haven't been winterized either..."

"He's good." Kitty said with a grin.

"Very good." Wanda nodded with agreement.

Bobby then ice-skated out of the bathroom after freezing the toilet seat, water and handle.

"What the hell is this?" Bobby demanded as he opened a closet to find a mutant hate shrine.

Remy flinched as he saw the sight of voodoo dolls of each of the X-men, Brotherhood, and Acolytes.

"He practices de craft!" Remy gasped.

"You don' believe in dat stuff do you Remy?" Rogue said with a giggle.

"De craft ain' nothing to joke about!"

Bobby growled as he stepped back and found a pentagon upon the floor.

"Vat is it Bobby.....my God!" Kurt gasped as he formed his fingers into the figure of a cross and stepped back from the closet.

Bobby blasted the closet until it was a solid block of ice.

"Bastard...now I am showing no mercy." Iceman said as he skated into the next room, Kelly's wine cellar.

(( Oh yes....))

"Attention mutant kids...today's science lesson is about mass and pressure....what happens when there is too much mass inside a small space?"

Kitty grinned knowing exactly what Bobby was going to do. He froze all of the liquid inside each bottle until they all exploded. (( done it with root beer and it ain't pretty))

"That must have been $5,000.00 worth of wine..." Piotr said as he looked up from his book and grinned.

"Now onto the Bedroom " Bobby announced.

Bobby froze the stairs as he ascended and cracked the door open. Kelly was sound asleep, which forced bobby to perform on a subtler note. He gently pressed his hand against the wall and froze the parameter of the room, then the carpet, bed, closet, and bathroom. He then looked to Kurt and nodded.

Within seconds the duo were back at the mansion. They once again the students applauded them.

Once Bobby and Kurt took their seats Warren drew out his cell phone and dialed a phone number. All of the teens stared at him while he chatted briefly.

"Hey guys, do you mind if we bring a few more over?"

"No not at all!" Kitty shouted.

"Well, they said they would be here in a flash."

BING BONG.

"No way....that fast?" Pietro asked before standing and speeding down the hallway to answer the door.

"Hi I'm Spiderman, is Warren here?"

"Hey Parker, no need for masks, we're all people who have to stay out of the public eye." Warren said as he approached the door.

Spider man removed his mask and smiled as he stepped in.

"How'd you get here so fast?" Warren asked

"Brought some friends, they provided the transportation. At this time The Human Torch and The Flash stepped inside the Institute.

(( I don't own the Human Torch-Marvel, Spiderman-Marvel or The Flash-DC))

"Oh, hey Johnny...." Warren said kindly.

"Hi Warren."

"Umm he might want to...." Pietro's sentence was cut short as Pyro came bounding down the hallway.

"FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Aussie screamed with delight as he came dashing towards the human torch.

"NONONONONO Johnny quick Flameoff!" Warren yelled.

Johnny did as he was told. Pyro fell tot he floor and burst into tears. " My beautiful flaming man...."

"I am not FLAMING!" Johnny said in paranoia.

"I dunno..." Tabby said as she came to see who was at the door. Pietro is checking you out big time.

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Can we get back to the game?" Warren snapped as he led his guests down the hallway.

"What game are you guys playing?" Spiderman asked followed.

The flash zoomed ahead of the pair and took a two second tour of the mansion.

"OMG....it's a clone of me!" Pietro shrieked in a feminine voice.

"Huh?"

"He's a speedy Gonzalas as well." Tabby explained.

"Yeah but I'm better looking " Flash said with a grin.

"You are not!" Pietro said.

"Well at least I am not dressed in drag!"

"Oh my God! I am going to kill those girls for letting me go to the door like this. I don't dress like this, it's a dare!"

"Sure it is sweetheart." The flash mocked

Once everyone regrouped in the room the game resumed after introductions and powers were explained.

The girls couldn't help but stare at Parker's costume, it left nothing to the imagination.

"Well....it's Kurt's turn to dare."

"Flash truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to race Pietro."

"Ohhh good dare!" Jean said with a grin.

"This should be good." Betsy mused. Kurt teleported everyone outside to the long driveway of the Xavier institute, which was strangely about half a mile. Xavier liked to over compensate....

" Whoever reaches the gates and back without playing dirty and staying on the path wins." Kurt stated. Pietro and The Flash stared each other down for a moment before crouching down.

"On your mark, get set.....GO!" Kurt yelled. The two shot off like a bullet, the gust of wind throwing everyone down onto the ground.

"Kurt, they are going to be coming back at us so fast we won't be able to tell who won!"

" That's why we have this." Kitty said as she tossed a Polaroid camera to Warren,

"Be a doll and take a picture of the photo finish from the sky.

"Right." Angel replied as he slew up into the air, just as the pair came rushing back.

"It looks like it is gonna be close...." Angel said as he hovered with his finger on the trigger button.

"Angel pressed the button as the two crossed the finish line and brought themselves to a halt.

"Who won?" they both demanded.

"Hold on...." Warren said as he shook the picture in his hand. Suddenly Outkast's Hey Ya comes on.

Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it sh-shake it shake,sh-shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture....

"I love this song." Rogue cried as she began to freak dance,

" You go country girl!" Kurt yelled.

"Sorry to interrupt but the picture finished developing." Warren announced as the music suddenly stopped. "The winner is the Flash!"

"Noooooooooo" Pietro cried.

"Relax Pietro, you're still a minuteman..." Bobby said with a chuckle.

"Takes one to know one Drake..." Pietro shot back.

Kurt teleported the kids back into the room and sat back down.

"Oh, we have to give Johnny a dare." Lance said.

"Ok I'll do it." Amara interjected.

" Truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"Give us your best Risky Business Impression."

( I do not own Risky Business))

"Seriously?"

"Seriously."

"Can I borrow a button down shirt and some shades"

"Here....take mine." Piotr said as he looked up from his book and unbuttoned his shirt, revealing his ripped chest. He then tossed him the shirt and went back to his book. Scott donated an extra pair of ruby quartz glasses to him. Johnny then excused himself and left the door to the media room open as he removed his super hero suit and put on Piotr's shirt. Mysteriously the music began to randomly play as Johnny slid into the entryway and turned to his peers and began to dance.

"Wow he's really good."

"Mmmmm hmmm...." The girls agreed.

"Well who should I dare next? How about you Parker, truth or dare?" Kitty asked.

"Dare!"

"So glad you said that. I dare you to dress up in this lovely Tarzan costume. waves around the loin cloth that she pulled out from her goodie bag. and go websligning across Bayville."

(( I do not own Tarzan))

"What?" Parker squeaked.

"You heard her...or you will have to make out with Paulina, aka Pietro." Kitty said with a sinister grin.

"Give me that loin cloth!" Parker said as he snatched it from her and hurried off into the bathroom to go change.

When he came back all female eyes were fixed upon him.

"Umm is there any underwear under there?" Jubilee asked shyly.

"Don't....ask...." Peter responded. The Spiderman costume fits so tight that well I would have a visible underwear line so I have to wear a dance belt...anyways, you'll never no."

"In other words no he is swinging free down there" The Flash said.

"Now get to it Tarzan, but first say cheese."

Kitty then took several photos with the Polaroid. Once for each girl, Pietro and Johnny.

"Hey Johnny, you're flaming again." Iceman said.

"Oh....sorry...." Johnny said sheepishly.

"Bye Tarzan. Oh and take this camera with you so we can make sure you are actually doing what we asked." Kurt said as he handed over the tiny spy cam. "Clip it onto your loin cloth."

Peter sighed with annoyance as he clipped on the camera and launched a web string as he leapt out of the mansion and swung down the street.

The kids watched the people point and stared.

"I wish he fought crime in that get up but the spandex are nice too...." Wanda said softly.

"Wanda's got the hots." Pyro mused.

"I do not. Just shut up and watch the dare."

After several minutes Peter returned to the Mansion and swiftly changed back into his Spiderman costume.

"Sell that tape and you're dead." Parker snarled.

"We aren't recording any of it, it's just a live broadcast that little camera shows." Kitty replied.

"Good." Peter responded.

(( Come on now who hasn't imagined Peter as Tarzan?))

To Be Continued...

Jade: Yes I had to put them in there....sorry. Oh btw more cameos in the next chapter. Once again it's about what the Adults are doing. It's probably going to be a small two parter then I will come back to the kids. It's gonna be good. Catfights, and misunderstood situations.