Writing comedies is not really my forte, but sometimes I really need a
break from my tragedies. I can't live off tears and angst, can I? I hope
you could relax and enjoy just as I did when I wrote this.
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Hiei's POV
We arrived at the front door of Yusuke's apartment and a loud blast of music hit us. What an appealing welcome. I turned to leave, but caught the kitsune's hopeful eyes and his really sexy outfit, and I cancelled the idea.
Finally after much knocking, someone heard us and came to open the door.
"Hey, Kurama, what took you so long? Oh, and the shrimp's here too." Kuwabara's face fell a little as he saw me.
"We took so long because the music was so DAMN LOUD, and no one came to OPEN THE DOOR." I put very heavy stress on the words that the fly could understand what I meant.
"Oh, sorry. Come in, everyone's here already." We entered the room and saw chips and popcorn strewn everywhere, Yusuke was chatting as loud as he could be with Shizuru, getting knocked on the head once in a while by Keiko. Yukina was just looking at them with her innocent expression.
"Look who's here!" Yusuke waved us over, "now we could officially begin the party! What do you guys what to play? I've got sake and beer with me too," he said in a sly way. "Yusuke, you are too young to drink!!!" Keiko screeched beside him.
"I know, I know!! We could play spin the bottle!" the carrot top suggested and stole a glance at Yukina. I have to be careful. Spin the bottle? What's that? Do we have to battle each other with an empty bottle? What's the fun of that?
"Kurama, what's spin the bottle?"
"Well, it's a game where we sit in a circle and spin a bottle in the center of the circle. Once the bottle stops, the spinner must kiss the person which the bottle points towards."
"What's fun about that? Can't they just go home and kiss as much as they want?"
"The problem is that you don't know who you will kiss. You don't want to kiss Kuwabara, do you? Or him kissing Yukina."
"NO WAY!!!!" my stomach did a somersault once I thought of the idea. "THE ONLY PERSON I'M KISSING IS YOU, KITSUNE!!!" Did I just shout that out? I saw Kurama's face turn as red as his hair. I quickly scanned the room. Luckily, my voice was drowned out by the music.
"I know that, Hiei, but don't shout that out, OK?" he whispered.
"Come here, let's form a circle. One boy and one girl." Yusuke ordered and I ended up sitting facing my fox. An empty sake bottle was placed in the middle. "Now, let's set the rules. We spin once to determine who to kiss, and we spin the second time to see where we would be kissing." The brown haired boy said with a wink. "Everyone say a body part and at the second spin, whoever the bottle points to, you have to kiss the body part which that person called out. Understand? Keiko, call first."
"Forehead."
"Boring. Yukina next."
"Hand." Fine, not anywhere sensitive. I was half happy, half disappointed. Happy that it would be fine if I got anyone else and disappointed if it got to Kurama. Now, what should I call?
"Shizuru!"
"Lips, but just a light kiss. Not more than 3 seconds."
"When have you become so reserve? Botan!"
"Hmmm... Cheeks."
"So it's up to us boys to make his game fun, huh? I want a French kiss. What's yours, Kuwa?" Keiko smashed him on the head again. ( **Everyone knows what's a French kiss, right? With tonguing and everything.)
"Ear. It's fine right, Yukina-san?" that baka drooled towards Yukina again. "Kurama, next."
"I think I want the neck." He smiled sweetly to me, and heat rose to my cheeks. He sure knows where is arousing. "What about you, Hiei?"
"Hn. Not much to let me choose from, is there? Then I want the chest." Kuwabara was halfway on his drink and he spit all the liquid out upon hearing my words. Sitting opposite to him was a drenched Shizuru, so you could guess what happened.
"Hey, I didn't expect you to be so naughty," Yusuke smirked and jabbed me in the ribs.
"Hn. Anyway I'm not expecting to kiss a girl." Kuwabara was halfway through the remaining of his Coke and spit it all out again on hearing my words. Did I just say what I think I said?
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHRIMP?!!!!!!" too bad he forgot his question after Shizuru beat the hell out of him the second time.
"OK!! I'll go first!" Yusuke shouted with anticipation, and spun the bottle out of control. After 10 minutes, it finally stopped and pointed at KUWABARA! Both of their faces turned green, and for the first time, I saw Yusuke with a fearful expression, and the baka looked worse than when he met up with any of the enemies in the Dark Tournament. "Can I spin again, pleeeeaaaaase?" the brown hair boy pleaded.
"No way, Yusuke," that annoying blue-haired fairy chirped, "you set this game and the rules, so obey them! Don't forget, there's the second spin."
The bottle swerved again, and this time, it stopped at Shizuru. That means . . .
Yusuke's face turned from embarrassing red to sickly pale, then to a very disgusting shade of green and last of all, purple. That fly didn't look much better. Too bad the rest of us did not have sympathy for either of them, and instead, we were waiting to see what show they would put up. Yusuke looked around the circle, and seeing that there was no way out, he inched (I mean really walking inch by inch) towards Kuwabara.
He knelt down in front of the baka and seemed that he was about to puke. He squeezed his eyes shut, blocking the unappealing face of Kuwabara out of sight, and closed the distance between them rigidly, almost as if all his joints were made of iron and had all rusted. Their lips met for a millisecond, and before we had seen what had happened, Yusuke was already in the bathroom and the fly was emptying his stomach into a plastic bag. A new thing added to my "How to torture Kuwabara" list.
Finally, after 15 minutes, the game resumed.
"Come on, bottle, point to the love of my life!!" It was that carrot top's turn. The bottle became a blur, and it ended pointing at Yukina. I'm going to kill that baka if he dared to touch her. Just his greedy drooling expressions made me rest my hand on the hilt of my katana.
Luckily, the second spin ended at Keiko, but still, if there was me around, he was not going to be doing anything to her. I placed myself between the advancing Kuwabara and the innocent Yukina.
"Hey, shrimp, get out of the way. Your turn will come soon enough." He demanded and put a hand on my shoulder in a futile attempt to push me away.
"DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME OR YUKINA!"
"Hiei, calm down." The kitsune came over and pulled me onto his lap and circled his slender arms around my waist. All the anger I felt a second ago melted away. "It's just a small peck on the forehead, so don't worry. If dares to do anything out of order, I'll kill him for you," he whispered in my ear. Suddenly, I found that it was Kurama and I in the center of attention rather than Kuwabara. I blushed and reluctantly jumped off the kitsune's lap.
"Wow, Kurama, you sure have a way with Hiei," that baka said in awe.
"We are good friends. Go on, kiss Yukina," the kitsune's words reminded him of what to do, and his lips stayed on Yukina's forehead for 1.4527 seconds. If he stayed there 0.0001 second more, my katana would be in his throat.
"Well, it's my turn now," Yukina said sweetly and with a gentle spin, the bottled pointed at my kitsune. I couldn't help feeling a little jealous, but really couldn't bring myself to be angry with her. The second turn was directed to herself, so it would only be a kiss on the hand. That's much better.
Kurama started spinning. Come on, bottle, point to me, point to me. Point to me!!! YES!! It really did. I guess I sort of showed my happiness, cause all the others were staring at me in an odd way.
"Hiei, are you alright? You were, ummm, smiling? Do you want to take a rest?" Yusuke asked concerned. Let me take a rest when the kitsune was going to kiss me? NO WAY!! "No thanks, I'm fine."
"Did he just say 'thanks'? Are you sure you're fine?" the fly said.
"I SAID NO, SO JUST SPIN THAT STUPID BOTTLE!" how long was it going to be before Kurama kisses me? Especially with those idiots blabbing.
"Now that's much better. Go on, Kurama," the brown haired boy said.
The bottle started again. "Don't let it stop at any one of the girls!!!" I kind of shouted in my mind. YES!!! I ended at Yusuke. Now things would be delicious. I saw the kitsune slightly licking his lips, a sly glint in his eyes. He came over but his scent reached me first.
"Hey, Kurama, are you sure you want to do this?" the carrot top asked.
We didn't get much time to reply, as the kitsune's lips crushed onto mine hungrily, and I opened my mouth instantly. Our tongues grazed against each other, softly in the beginning, but soon battling for dominance. I just love the way he moved, his hand roaming over my waist and hips while his chest rubbed against mine. The next thing I knew, I was on the floor, the kiss never broken.
"I know I shouldn't be looking at this, but BREAK IT UP YOU GUYS, IT'S FREAKING ME OUT!!" I heard Kuwabara yell, but who the hell cares. The kitsune was too tasty and attractive to give up.
"OH MY GOD!!! Keiko, Yukina, Botan, close your eyes, this is not for kids!!" Yusuke yelled and got another bash on the head.
"Boys, break it up for now and I would get you a room, ok?" Shizuru said lazily. She made more sense.
Unfortunately, we had to break up because of lack of air. Kurama carried me up and headed to one of the rooms. I could feel the totally brain dead stares of the two boys.
"Oi! Don't go to my room, go to my mom's," Yusuke shouted.
We entered a room, and I landed on a mattress. I pulled the kitsune onto me.
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Hiei's POV
We arrived at the front door of Yusuke's apartment and a loud blast of music hit us. What an appealing welcome. I turned to leave, but caught the kitsune's hopeful eyes and his really sexy outfit, and I cancelled the idea.
Finally after much knocking, someone heard us and came to open the door.
"Hey, Kurama, what took you so long? Oh, and the shrimp's here too." Kuwabara's face fell a little as he saw me.
"We took so long because the music was so DAMN LOUD, and no one came to OPEN THE DOOR." I put very heavy stress on the words that the fly could understand what I meant.
"Oh, sorry. Come in, everyone's here already." We entered the room and saw chips and popcorn strewn everywhere, Yusuke was chatting as loud as he could be with Shizuru, getting knocked on the head once in a while by Keiko. Yukina was just looking at them with her innocent expression.
"Look who's here!" Yusuke waved us over, "now we could officially begin the party! What do you guys what to play? I've got sake and beer with me too," he said in a sly way. "Yusuke, you are too young to drink!!!" Keiko screeched beside him.
"I know, I know!! We could play spin the bottle!" the carrot top suggested and stole a glance at Yukina. I have to be careful. Spin the bottle? What's that? Do we have to battle each other with an empty bottle? What's the fun of that?
"Kurama, what's spin the bottle?"
"Well, it's a game where we sit in a circle and spin a bottle in the center of the circle. Once the bottle stops, the spinner must kiss the person which the bottle points towards."
"What's fun about that? Can't they just go home and kiss as much as they want?"
"The problem is that you don't know who you will kiss. You don't want to kiss Kuwabara, do you? Or him kissing Yukina."
"NO WAY!!!!" my stomach did a somersault once I thought of the idea. "THE ONLY PERSON I'M KISSING IS YOU, KITSUNE!!!" Did I just shout that out? I saw Kurama's face turn as red as his hair. I quickly scanned the room. Luckily, my voice was drowned out by the music.
"I know that, Hiei, but don't shout that out, OK?" he whispered.
"Come here, let's form a circle. One boy and one girl." Yusuke ordered and I ended up sitting facing my fox. An empty sake bottle was placed in the middle. "Now, let's set the rules. We spin once to determine who to kiss, and we spin the second time to see where we would be kissing." The brown haired boy said with a wink. "Everyone say a body part and at the second spin, whoever the bottle points to, you have to kiss the body part which that person called out. Understand? Keiko, call first."
"Forehead."
"Boring. Yukina next."
"Hand." Fine, not anywhere sensitive. I was half happy, half disappointed. Happy that it would be fine if I got anyone else and disappointed if it got to Kurama. Now, what should I call?
"Shizuru!"
"Lips, but just a light kiss. Not more than 3 seconds."
"When have you become so reserve? Botan!"
"Hmmm... Cheeks."
"So it's up to us boys to make his game fun, huh? I want a French kiss. What's yours, Kuwa?" Keiko smashed him on the head again. ( **Everyone knows what's a French kiss, right? With tonguing and everything.)
"Ear. It's fine right, Yukina-san?" that baka drooled towards Yukina again. "Kurama, next."
"I think I want the neck." He smiled sweetly to me, and heat rose to my cheeks. He sure knows where is arousing. "What about you, Hiei?"
"Hn. Not much to let me choose from, is there? Then I want the chest." Kuwabara was halfway on his drink and he spit all the liquid out upon hearing my words. Sitting opposite to him was a drenched Shizuru, so you could guess what happened.
"Hey, I didn't expect you to be so naughty," Yusuke smirked and jabbed me in the ribs.
"Hn. Anyway I'm not expecting to kiss a girl." Kuwabara was halfway through the remaining of his Coke and spit it all out again on hearing my words. Did I just say what I think I said?
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHRIMP?!!!!!!" too bad he forgot his question after Shizuru beat the hell out of him the second time.
"OK!! I'll go first!" Yusuke shouted with anticipation, and spun the bottle out of control. After 10 minutes, it finally stopped and pointed at KUWABARA! Both of their faces turned green, and for the first time, I saw Yusuke with a fearful expression, and the baka looked worse than when he met up with any of the enemies in the Dark Tournament. "Can I spin again, pleeeeaaaaase?" the brown hair boy pleaded.
"No way, Yusuke," that annoying blue-haired fairy chirped, "you set this game and the rules, so obey them! Don't forget, there's the second spin."
The bottle swerved again, and this time, it stopped at Shizuru. That means . . .
Yusuke's face turned from embarrassing red to sickly pale, then to a very disgusting shade of green and last of all, purple. That fly didn't look much better. Too bad the rest of us did not have sympathy for either of them, and instead, we were waiting to see what show they would put up. Yusuke looked around the circle, and seeing that there was no way out, he inched (I mean really walking inch by inch) towards Kuwabara.
He knelt down in front of the baka and seemed that he was about to puke. He squeezed his eyes shut, blocking the unappealing face of Kuwabara out of sight, and closed the distance between them rigidly, almost as if all his joints were made of iron and had all rusted. Their lips met for a millisecond, and before we had seen what had happened, Yusuke was already in the bathroom and the fly was emptying his stomach into a plastic bag. A new thing added to my "How to torture Kuwabara" list.
Finally, after 15 minutes, the game resumed.
"Come on, bottle, point to the love of my life!!" It was that carrot top's turn. The bottle became a blur, and it ended pointing at Yukina. I'm going to kill that baka if he dared to touch her. Just his greedy drooling expressions made me rest my hand on the hilt of my katana.
Luckily, the second spin ended at Keiko, but still, if there was me around, he was not going to be doing anything to her. I placed myself between the advancing Kuwabara and the innocent Yukina.
"Hey, shrimp, get out of the way. Your turn will come soon enough." He demanded and put a hand on my shoulder in a futile attempt to push me away.
"DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME OR YUKINA!"
"Hiei, calm down." The kitsune came over and pulled me onto his lap and circled his slender arms around my waist. All the anger I felt a second ago melted away. "It's just a small peck on the forehead, so don't worry. If dares to do anything out of order, I'll kill him for you," he whispered in my ear. Suddenly, I found that it was Kurama and I in the center of attention rather than Kuwabara. I blushed and reluctantly jumped off the kitsune's lap.
"Wow, Kurama, you sure have a way with Hiei," that baka said in awe.
"We are good friends. Go on, kiss Yukina," the kitsune's words reminded him of what to do, and his lips stayed on Yukina's forehead for 1.4527 seconds. If he stayed there 0.0001 second more, my katana would be in his throat.
"Well, it's my turn now," Yukina said sweetly and with a gentle spin, the bottled pointed at my kitsune. I couldn't help feeling a little jealous, but really couldn't bring myself to be angry with her. The second turn was directed to herself, so it would only be a kiss on the hand. That's much better.
Kurama started spinning. Come on, bottle, point to me, point to me. Point to me!!! YES!! It really did. I guess I sort of showed my happiness, cause all the others were staring at me in an odd way.
"Hiei, are you alright? You were, ummm, smiling? Do you want to take a rest?" Yusuke asked concerned. Let me take a rest when the kitsune was going to kiss me? NO WAY!! "No thanks, I'm fine."
"Did he just say 'thanks'? Are you sure you're fine?" the fly said.
"I SAID NO, SO JUST SPIN THAT STUPID BOTTLE!" how long was it going to be before Kurama kisses me? Especially with those idiots blabbing.
"Now that's much better. Go on, Kurama," the brown haired boy said.
The bottle started again. "Don't let it stop at any one of the girls!!!" I kind of shouted in my mind. YES!!! I ended at Yusuke. Now things would be delicious. I saw the kitsune slightly licking his lips, a sly glint in his eyes. He came over but his scent reached me first.
"Hey, Kurama, are you sure you want to do this?" the carrot top asked.
We didn't get much time to reply, as the kitsune's lips crushed onto mine hungrily, and I opened my mouth instantly. Our tongues grazed against each other, softly in the beginning, but soon battling for dominance. I just love the way he moved, his hand roaming over my waist and hips while his chest rubbed against mine. The next thing I knew, I was on the floor, the kiss never broken.
"I know I shouldn't be looking at this, but BREAK IT UP YOU GUYS, IT'S FREAKING ME OUT!!" I heard Kuwabara yell, but who the hell cares. The kitsune was too tasty and attractive to give up.
"OH MY GOD!!! Keiko, Yukina, Botan, close your eyes, this is not for kids!!" Yusuke yelled and got another bash on the head.
"Boys, break it up for now and I would get you a room, ok?" Shizuru said lazily. She made more sense.
Unfortunately, we had to break up because of lack of air. Kurama carried me up and headed to one of the rooms. I could feel the totally brain dead stares of the two boys.
"Oi! Don't go to my room, go to my mom's," Yusuke shouted.
We entered a room, and I landed on a mattress. I pulled the kitsune onto me.