Chapter 6: Death Tournament Starts

"Hey Kuabara! WAKE UP!!" Yusuke shouted in Kuabara's ear. He sprang up screaming out, "NO! I REFUSE TO WEAR A DRESS!" Shizuru then said to him,
"You know Kazuma, your holding up everyone. The tournament is about to
begin and your only wearing your briefs." "Well excuse me for over sleeping! Its not my fault my dumb alarm clock dint work!" "Yes it is, you apparently rolled on it and broke it!" Yusuke said. "Well on any matter,
please do hurry Kuabara. We're going to be late." Kurama blurted out impatiently. "Alright, alright! As soon as all of you leave the room so I can change! Jeeze!" "Ahem...um...why? We've already seen your briefs so what's the point Kuabara?" Botan said from behind them all. They all jumped. They dint even see her there. "Well still! Leave!" They finally all left him to finish dressing. He wanted them to leave so he could slip on his 'hot pink'
briefs which were his lucky winning briefs! He came down and saw that
everyone was almost asleep. "HEY GUYS! NOW WHO'S THE ONES SLEEPING IN!? AHHAHAAHAHA"! He shouted out with laughter pointing at them. They were all pissed. "We only fell asleep WAITING FOR YOU!!! BAKA!!!". (baka=idiot) He stopped laughing because he realized he took almost an hour to get dressed
so he said, "Well come on then, can't waist any more time or we'll be late"! "Ahem..we are late Kuabara" Kurama looked upset which was rare. Then out of nowhere Ukena showed up by Kuabara. Hiei glared and turned sickened. They all jumped in surprise of her arrival. "Oh Ukena, I thought you were in the bathroom..or..something..." Botan said with a sweat drop coming down. 'Sometimes that girl is just too weird!' So they all started to head down when Yusuke said, "Hey you guys, we only have four fighters. So where is our fifth one. Don't tell me its that pixy freak!" "Yes. It is." Genki said
form behind them all with Pix standing right by her. They all jumped.
"Damn! That's the second time today!" Yusuke swore. "Your late for the tournament! Hurry up and go. Pix will be your fifth fighter. I'll follow after, but first I must go see Kuinma and speak to his father too. Now GO!" she yelled at them as angry and irritated as she was, she looked nervous. Yusuke dint argue, he just started running with everyone following after,
even Hiei. They arrived when the cat announcer started to call all the
teams. "Team Yanagi! Team Ion! Team Yuramashi!" She yelled out into her
microphone. With their teams name announced they walked out into the stadium where all the other teams who's names were called stood. They all glared at them. Then one more team was announced by the cat lady, "Looks
like we have a late team, its team..lets see....Team Atrashi! At least I think that's how its pronounced." Pix and Kurama gasped at hearing the last team. Team Atrashi. Then so did Kuabara and Yusuke. Hiei glared. They were from Pix's clan and they were indeed wearing the same black cloaks as Pix was. Then the cat announcer said, "Okay here are all the TEAMS!" she said
pointing down at them all. The crowd went wild and shouted out their favorite teams, but as always no one yelled out Team Yuramashi. It dint bug them, they were used to it. However Team Atrashi was also not shouted out
since they were new and all. "Let the tournament BEGIN!" she announced.
With that note all teams started heading back inside. As Yusuke and the
others were walking by team Atrashi, they saw that they were obviously watching them because there heads followed them into the dome and then they started to head into the dome. 'Freaks!' thought Yusuke when he saw them. When they headed in Yusuke said to them, "What's there problem, you'd think they thought we were their deprived food or something". "Yeah, I know what you mean. They have an eerie feel to them." Agreed Kuabara. "We should keep our guard up when we're around them." Kurama said to them seriously. "What
do you mean"? Kuabara asked him. "Well...lets just say their not known to play fair." "Okay! Will Team Yuramashi and Team Yanagi come forward. They
are to be the first match!" the cat lady announced into her microphone.
"Well that's us. Lets go." Yusuke said walking out with them following after. The whole time since they arrived Hiei had been glaring at Pix and Pix could tell. 'How annoying' Pix thought looking through the black soft material mask at Hiei glaring with intensity. They stood opposite on the other side of the ring from team Yanagi. They were all smiling like they already won. "WHAT ARE YOU ALL SMILING AT PUNKS!?" Kuabara yelled over to
them. "Man I'm gonna smash their punk faces in! Let me go first!" He
growled. "By all means." Kurama said holding out his hand to make way. Kuabara marched up there and said, "Come on you lil weeners! I'll take any of you!!! I'll teach you a lesson punks!!" with that the which seemed like
'kid' team members huddled into a group cirlce and decided on who would have the honors of going first. The kid that seemed to be the smallest on there team (yes even shorter then Hiei) climbed up onto the ring to face
Kuabara. He was having difficulty getting up their even. Kuabara was dismayed. "WHAT!? I ain't beatin on no little kid that still probably wears
his diapers." He said turning from them with his arms folded. "I..i'm
tougher..then..i..whoa!" he slipped some then continued, "I'm tougher then..i look!" he said as he finally got on top of the ring. Kuabara was dumbfounded. 'I can't go against this little kid..no a baby! Its not right and I'll look bad especially in front of my sweet Ukena!' He thought this as he looked up into the crowd and spotted Ukena. Ukena caught his eye and smiled down at him. He started drooling and mumbling out, "Ukena! Ukena!" the kid rolled his eyes. The girl with green fins then walked up to them and yelled out, "BEGIN!" then stepped away. Kuabara still in his trance of Ukena dint notice the match began. The little kid then took out his sling
shot and aimed at rock at Kuabara's butt. Kuabara snapped out of it and faced the kid yelling, "YOU LITTLE BRAT!" Then the kid aimed another one and it was for his head. He was powering this one up with his energy. He shot it and knocked Kuabara out. "WHAT?" Yusuke yelled out. "He's able to channel his energy I see." Kurama said. Then the kid started dancing around
for victory while the Green finned girl counted all the way up to ten. Kuabara remained unconscious. "And he is the winner!" she pointed at the little prancing around kid. "WHAT NOW WAY!?" Yusuke said in a rage. "One
victory for Team Yanagi!" the cat girl announced while the big screen
cancelled out Kuabara's picture. They dragged Kuabara off and Yusuke stepped up. He was furious with these little brats. "Alright! Which one of
you will I get to spank!?" Yusuke asked them. They formed their little circle thingy again to decide. This time it took them longer and they were whispering more. "I'll challenge you, Yusuke Yuramashi!" It was the oldest kid and he was a nerd too. He had glasses and all. He looked a little less then 11 years old. "That's fine! I don't have a problem giving any of you little wusses a beatin!" The little kid stepped up onto the ring and fixed
his glasses. 'Prepare your self, Yuramashi!' the kid's voice rang in Yusuke's head. "What!? Oh come on! A psychic!?" Yusuke said. "Yes in deed
Yusuke and according to my calculations-"he was cut off by Yusuke. "I don't give a crap about your dumb "calculations"! You may be psychic and
use your cheating powers but I still kick your little ass out of this ring!" "My, my! Big words coming from such a small brain!" The little kid
said out loud and started to clap. All his little team mates started clapping and laughing too. "Why you little.." Yusuke growled. "BEGIN!" the
finned girl stepped out. Yusuke started to charge at the little kid and
when he got close enough to punch him the little kid ducked and Yusuke missed. Then he tried to kick him but the little kid jumped and he missed again. "Damn this kid!" Then the little kid smiled and used his two fingers
to place it on his forehead. Then he yelled out, "Katsumaui"! Sparks
started to form and then turned into lightning which shot at Yusuke! He barley dodged them. 'So he has little light night lights, big deal!' Yusuke
thought to himself. "Yes it is a big deal considering your rear is on
fire." The little kid said calmly with a smirk on his face.
"Huh?.......wha-!!??!?! ahhhhh!" Yusuke shouted out slapping his but to
extinguish the fire. All the little kids started laughing and the crowd cheered. Hiei looked away disgraced that he has such idiots on his team. Kurama just had a sweat drop as did the girls in the crowd. "Don't worry Yusuke can beat that little brat!" Kayko yelled out. "Wow Kayko! I've never
seen you like this!?" Shizuru said to her. "Yeah." Botan agreed. 'Kayko
must be pissed!' they both thought together. Ukena just stared in which seemed like amusement. "Ukena, are you enjoying this!?" Botan asked her. "Hmmm..? oh no, its Kuabara, well he's laying down on his stomach with his but in the air, he just looks so silly..." she went off with her words and laughed a little to herself then said, "Oh you guys! Yusuke's rear is on
fire!" "Yes we know! Where have you been"!? Kayko yelled. She now had a
sweat drop come down. "WHY YOU LITTLE BRAT!" Yusuke said. He finally extinguished the fire completely. Then Yusuke went berserk on the little kid, he started charging again smiling. The little kid tried to read his mind but couldn't pick up anything except, 'This little kid is going down' and that was all Yusuke was thinking about. He couldn't decipher his moves. Then the kid started to panic and tried to charge another lighting attack
when BAM! Yusuke punched him in the gut. His glasses fell off while a little bit of blood shot out from his mouth. Then the kid said, "But..h- how........"!? "That's simple! I don't always think when I fight and so your
cheating ways dint work, ha!" Kayko was gleaming as was Yusuke while Shizuru, Botan, Ukena, and Kurama all had sweat drops from the stupidity. "Okay...I guess Yusuke won that match...so this time Team Yuramashi has a point for victory and it's a tie!" The cat lady announced. The crowed booed. Then up steps this little kid that resembled Hiei a lot. He had his black hair up like Hiei's and wore all black. He was glaring and had attitude. Hiei stepped up and said, "I'm taking this one." The kid smirked. "BEGIN!" she
said while stepping out. "Come on shorty." The kid said with his little smirk. "What are you talking about baka!? Your shorter then I am." "Hmph, whatever bring it on short stuff!" that was it for Hiei, taking lip from a little brat like him was enough to make him get out his dragon which was very unnecessary. Hiei simply turned his back and smirked his evil little smile. "This is a waste of my time." "DON'T YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON ME!" the little kid came rushing towards Hiei. He just stood there waiting for him to strike. The kid somehow conjured up a sword too while running and was
about to strike Hiei. "HIEI! HE HAS A SWORD!" Yusuke shouted out. Hiei still dint move. The kid hit him with his sword and Hiei dint move and inch
and no blood came out. Hiei turned his face to look at the kid and he smiled. The kid had pure fear in his eyes. The kid was about to back away
but Hiei had grabbed him by the hair and swung him down on his back crashing into the ground. The kid was unconscious. "Now was that necessary Hiei?" Kurama said looking at the poor misguided kid who thought he had a chance at beating Hiei now smashed into the ground. "Yes, he was cramping my style." Hiei said as the finned girl had counted to ten. "I guess I'm next to fight." Kurama said. He looked at Pix to see if Pix would disagree
but Pix just sat down. Yusuke, Kurama, and even Hiei looked at Pix with sweat drops. "Why is Pix sitting down you guys"? Yusuke asked them quietly and nervously. "Pix must be bored." Was all Kurama said then jumped up onto the ring. 'They talk around me as if I can't hear them....grrrr' Pix thought.
Now team Yanagi had already chose the next fighter and it was a little
girl. The girl was even smiley and went up to kiss Kurama on his hand.
Kurama blushed and had a sweat drop. "WHAT!? NOW THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!
KURAMA SHOULDN'T HAVE TO FIGHT AN INNOCENT LITTLE GIRL!!!!!!" Yusuke
shouted out. Kurama felt soo bad. The girl then smiled and said, "I may
look cute and sweet but I sure don't fight like that!" then she started giggling. "Ah...begin..." the girl said with a sigh, she was getting tired of
saying it. Kurama stood there. The girl then took out her jump rope and started to jump. She was laughing and telling Kurama to come and join her. Kurama felt uneasy about this girl. For some reason Kurama dint find her to
be little at all but older then he even. The girl was getting upset you could tell so she said, "You know, I think your cute and all but your not as fun as I thought you would be so I'll just have to get roughy and toughy with lil wootsy ootsy youu!" she said as if talking to a baby. Kurama felt disgusted by that. Then fangs popped out from her mouth and devilish ears came flopping out from her hair golden hair. She was a devils child! Kurama went on guard. She whipped her jump rope at him and it glowed with red. He dodged it. She whipped all around until she hit him. She got him around his
ankle and pulled him over by her slamming him down by her feet. Kurama couldn't stand this any longer he knew she was an ancient child and dint
feel so bad anymore. So he took out his rose whip and cut hers in half.
'That was surprisingly weak.' The girl looked at her whip and started crying. The crowd went "awww" and started yelling angrily at Kurama. Kurama
wanted to end this quick so he whipped it out around her neck and she dodged with surprising speed. Then she bit Kurama's neck with her fangs and Kurama held back the scream. He whipped his rose whip at her and pulled her
down. Then she smiled and looked up at him and said, "I knew I couldn't
beat you, in fact all I wanted to do was poison you and kill you. Eventually my poison will kill because there hasn't been a single cure for
mine. Its special I made it myself! See you in hell my dear!" then she started to decompose and vanish with that you could see her age and tell that she was old indeed. With that the girl stepped in and declared Kurama the winner. The crowd cheered and team Yanagi dint look so sad either. In
fact they all left happily and it made Kurama and the others really
suspicious. Team Yuramashi headed back in since they were done for the moment. Kurama was starting to feel the effect of the poison and started to limp. Pix walked near him and held out a glass bottle with some liquid in
it. "Huh? For me? What is it?" Kurama asked Pix but then Genki out of nowhere appeared right next to him and said, "Its Atrashi's antidote for most anything. So you got poisoned again I see? Well take the bottle from Pix. It will cure you." With that they all walked into the teams resting room. Before they entered Yusuke yelled out, "WHERE THE HECK DID YOU COME
FROM OLD HAG!?".

Okay well I hope this chapter was okay for the first fight of the tournament. I know, a little dumb with the "kid fighters" and all but I'm saving the better fights for next time. And thanx for all my reviews! Wow I
feel...sniff,sniff...so ..special! okay and also thanks for letting me know
that I was spelling Hiei's and Yusuke's names wrong and yes I know my
grammar sukks but I don't care as long as you understand right?! Sorry about that people!!! Thanx again for wasting your time on my fanfic of Yu
Yu Hakusho!