The Substitute Teacher

Hiei awoke like every other day, and got dressed like every other day, and then he went downstairs. He knew the day would be odd when there was no one to be found, not even Kurama and his breakfast was unmade. He began to make his cereal when the phone rang B-R-I-N-G!!!!! B-R-I-N-G!!!!!! the infernal ringing was enough to drive him mad, he sprang to his feet and dived at the phone. In his gruff annoyed voice he answered the phone in an annoyed tone "Hello!" he barked into the phone, his least favorite of all earth things. The person on the other line was silent, again Hiei yelled "Hello!!" finally the person on the other line began to speak. "Hello, sir." "Is there a man by the name of Hiei um... well I cannot pronounce the last name sir but is there a man by the name of Hiei there?" asked the presumptuous woman. "Well is there sir? The shrewd voice rang out yet again. "Yes, for the love of all that's holy, I am Hiei!!!" shouted an even more annoyed Hiei. "Oh well in that case, I am to report that you are needed at the school immediately for Mr. Patterson's class." Hiei looked at the phone shocked "what do you mean, why would they want me?" gasped Hiei. "Well sir, we got your application in the mail a week ago on your college degree and how you really wanted to go into teaching." "we just assumed that you would like to be a substitute until we could find you a permanent placement." "Aghhh!" shouted Hiei "listen here you... shrew... I"................................................................................. Beep...Beep....Beep the dial tone gone and Hiei left to be a substitute teacher to little urchins in some Mr. Patterson's class. "Curse you school" Hiei muttered "and since when did I sign up to be a teacher never would I even consider it, I hate children!" Hiei looked at the clock, "now what time does this school thing start?" Hiei muttered to himself he was completely clueless. "Well what time is it?" he glanced at the clock it said 7:45. Then Hiei remembered the first time he went to the 6th grade he had Mr. Crupper the meanest most horrible teacher there was. Hiei happily approached the door and met face to face with the evil teacher of doom "You're late" yelled Mr. Crupper! "um"... Hiei took a deep swallow "sir I have never been late before" answered Hiei timidly. "The bell rings to be here at 7:58 young man." .................... Then Hiei came back to reality "I am going to be late!" Hiei scrambled into a suit and ran find his keys and sprinted out the door. . . . . . . ......................................................................................... ............................................................................................................. ..........................................

At School

Hiei reported to the office and began frantically looking for the principal "Hello? is there a principal here!" shouted Hiei. A secretary over heard him "Sir the principal is in a conference right now please be seated until it is done." "What!!?" Hiei looked appauled "I am a supposed sub. and I suggest he tell me where my supposed class is" demanded Hiei furiously. "Who are you subbing for?" asked the ditzy secretary. "A man called Mr. Patterson." Stated Hiei bluntly. "Oh heavens you poor man,..... right this way....... Sir." The ditzy secretary led Hiei down the hall door after door they passed and finally at the end of the hall at the opposite end of the school sat a classroom.
Hiei looked at the door and then took a very deep breath and with that breath he found the courage to enter. He pushed open the door to behold a class of little mocking brats. "Hello class" said the secretary "this is your sub." "Please make him feel comfortable, and no gum in the chair this time, good day sir." The secretary bowed towards Hiei and briefly exited the classroom.