"But Muuuuuum" he said in his normal whiney tone.
"NO Gregory what ever you what. You can't have it!" said his mother
"FINE" Greg stormed out, soon after he walked into his father's office
"Dad" he said with a different tone
"What?" said his father, knowing what he was up to.
"Can I have the new 'CS5000'?"
"What the hell is that?" asked his brother who was sitting in the chair in front of their father.
"It's a chemistry set! For your big fat information!" Greg said to his brother
"Chemistry set... Ha. You're such a loser."
"Shut up Warrick!" came Greg's reply
"Shut up both of you!" said their father. "No Greg you can't have it, it costs $300! And anyway I've already agreed to buy your brother a new computer program" came their fathers reply
"Why are you buying him something... we all know he's adopted!!" Greg said teasing his brother
"DAD!" Warrick yelled for reassurance
"Greg that was inappropriate, and Warrick, be quite you know you are"
"I hate you" Greg said storming out. Once he got to the bathroom he ran into his other brother
"Nick its so unfair mum and dad won't buy me a CS5000!" he said in his usual whiney tone.
"Oh Greg shut up will you. They only just bought you a CS4000 you don't need a new one. And it's not like they never buy you anything. The idiots won't buy me a game cube! Argh" nick was feeling left out, being the oldest wasn't easy.
"O shut up both of you." Came a familiar voice behind them.
"What so you're a troubled child to are you Sara" Nick teased his sister.
"Yes, yes I am. Ever since Lindsey came along. I'm ignored. The stupid princess gets everything." Sara whined
"Yeh. Let's go tell them what we think!!!" Declared Greg
They all stormed into their father's office. In there stood their mother, father and adoptive brother.
"Mum, dad we have something to say!" came the demand from nick
"Oh no honey, their mutating." Joked Catherine.
"We've had enough of your favoritisms. Warrick and Lindsey get everything, and we... we get NOTHING!" Sara said
"We know" came Grissom's reply "it's because you three are trouble makers"
"It's not our fault, it's because you two don't pay us enough" nick declared
"Attention?" questioned Grisisom
"No money!" came nick again
"I already pay you more than I pay Archie" Grisisom replied. Suddenly Archie's head popped up in the door way
"Yeh I want more money too uncie Grisisom" came Archie. Them brass walked in.
"Gil there is a quadruple homicide I need you to work on and by the way. I need to borrow $5000." Brass wasn't helping Grisisom' nerves
"What for?" asked Gil
"Oh and by the way honey, I'm pregnant and I need a bonus" Catherine then tuned in.
Suddenly came the blood curding scream from Gil "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Just then Grisisom woke up. A thick film of sweet covered his face. He looked around and noticed he was in his office. Obviously he had fallen asleep at his desk. Just then Catherine walked in
"Hey Gil. I don't mean to be presumptuous but... are you giving me a Christmas bonus this year."
Once these words were said Gil's hearty stopped.
Weird huh.
Well I got the idea at like 10 at night. So it may be weird
And I think I've read a story like this before. I'm not sure.
Any way review.
But be nice coz it is a spoof.
"NO Gregory what ever you what. You can't have it!" said his mother
"FINE" Greg stormed out, soon after he walked into his father's office
"Dad" he said with a different tone
"What?" said his father, knowing what he was up to.
"Can I have the new 'CS5000'?"
"What the hell is that?" asked his brother who was sitting in the chair in front of their father.
"It's a chemistry set! For your big fat information!" Greg said to his brother
"Chemistry set... Ha. You're such a loser."
"Shut up Warrick!" came Greg's reply
"Shut up both of you!" said their father. "No Greg you can't have it, it costs $300! And anyway I've already agreed to buy your brother a new computer program" came their fathers reply
"Why are you buying him something... we all know he's adopted!!" Greg said teasing his brother
"DAD!" Warrick yelled for reassurance
"Greg that was inappropriate, and Warrick, be quite you know you are"
"I hate you" Greg said storming out. Once he got to the bathroom he ran into his other brother
"Nick its so unfair mum and dad won't buy me a CS5000!" he said in his usual whiney tone.
"Oh Greg shut up will you. They only just bought you a CS4000 you don't need a new one. And it's not like they never buy you anything. The idiots won't buy me a game cube! Argh" nick was feeling left out, being the oldest wasn't easy.
"O shut up both of you." Came a familiar voice behind them.
"What so you're a troubled child to are you Sara" Nick teased his sister.
"Yes, yes I am. Ever since Lindsey came along. I'm ignored. The stupid princess gets everything." Sara whined
"Yeh. Let's go tell them what we think!!!" Declared Greg
They all stormed into their father's office. In there stood their mother, father and adoptive brother.
"Mum, dad we have something to say!" came the demand from nick
"Oh no honey, their mutating." Joked Catherine.
"We've had enough of your favoritisms. Warrick and Lindsey get everything, and we... we get NOTHING!" Sara said
"We know" came Grissom's reply "it's because you three are trouble makers"
"It's not our fault, it's because you two don't pay us enough" nick declared
"Attention?" questioned Grisisom
"No money!" came nick again
"I already pay you more than I pay Archie" Grisisom replied. Suddenly Archie's head popped up in the door way
"Yeh I want more money too uncie Grisisom" came Archie. Them brass walked in.
"Gil there is a quadruple homicide I need you to work on and by the way. I need to borrow $5000." Brass wasn't helping Grisisom' nerves
"What for?" asked Gil
"Oh and by the way honey, I'm pregnant and I need a bonus" Catherine then tuned in.
Suddenly came the blood curding scream from Gil "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Just then Grisisom woke up. A thick film of sweet covered his face. He looked around and noticed he was in his office. Obviously he had fallen asleep at his desk. Just then Catherine walked in
"Hey Gil. I don't mean to be presumptuous but... are you giving me a Christmas bonus this year."
Once these words were said Gil's hearty stopped.
Weird huh.
Well I got the idea at like 10 at night. So it may be weird
And I think I've read a story like this before. I'm not sure.
Any way review.
But be nice coz it is a spoof.
