Miroku: Come on, Sesshomaru. Go into the cave ignore the huge yokia.

Sesshomaru: but what if it ruins my perfectness?

Miroku: it won't walks away

Sango: so you got rid of him?

Miroku: yup.

Sango: how? Hears loud scream oh, never mind

Inu, Kagome, &Shippo

Inu: hurry up, wench.

Kagome: sit boy!

Inu: falls backward bitch.

Kagome: I caught up, happy?

Shippo: stop fighting you two.

Naraku: ya! Stop fighting!

Inu: ahh Naraku! unsheathes Tetsuiga DIE!

Naraku: where?!?

Inu: are you drunk? You're Naraku.

Naraku: oh, then me and my Bud are gonna kill you!

Kagome: your bud? oh, where did you get that beer?

Naraku: it's my Bud! Now we destroy Inuyasha!

Kagome: I will avenge Kikyo, bastard!

Inu: uhh... that was my line.

Kagome: oh, sorry.

Naraku: humtikitikitiki hutikihum...

Inu: the fuck? what's that spell? is he trying to kill me?

Kagome: worse, he is trying to make you...

Inu: what?

Kagome: huh?

Inu: make me what?!?

Kagome: nani? Oh the spell! It's a gay spell.

Inu: ya it is pretty gay, but what does it do.

Kagome: IT MAKES YOU GAY!

Inu: oh.

Naraku:Humtiki humtiki humtiki eek gasp galazoo crakermonkey!

Inu: Oh no! now i want to look... fabulous!

Kagome: DIE NARAKU!

Sango&Miroku

Sango: Oh, Miroku, Umm

to be contn'd