Guale: sorry if this is bad, its almost midnight were I am and I haven't slept in days.Also it pains me to write the following about Inuyasha but for the sake of humor in soeones sick twisted vile evil mind it had to be done.

Sango: this is the best cheese cake Ive ever had!

Miroku: Thanks, its an old family recipe.

Sango: Its great!

Miroku: reaches down, grope grope

Sango: SMACK

Miroku: OW!

Inu

Inu: Naraku youre hot!

Naraku: WOW! Really?

Kag: kill him Inuyasha!

Inu: Me, kill a hottie like him?

Kag: SIT BOY!

Inu: falls over What the fuck, what happened?

Naraku: Gay Wad

Inu: WHAT DID YOU SAY FAGGOT? WIND SCAR!

Naraku: dies

Kag: YAY! You killed him again!

Inu: Jewel, now, bitch!

Kag: But im hungry

Shipp: Me too!

Inu: stomach grumbles allright, ramen, now, wench!

Kag:Cowers Were out of ramen, sorry

Inu: roars WHAT?!?

Kag: How about kitsune stu?

Shipp: to self that's it, im outta here

Inu: Not so fast brat grabs Shippou that sounds good.

Kag: Ok ill get it ready puts some water and other soup crap in a pot and waits for it to boil ok, time for the main ingrediant

Inu: tries to put a struggeling Shippou in the pot

Shipp: WAIT! why dont we go to that tavern over there.

Kag: oh i didnt see that

Shipp: where you really gonna eat me?

Kag: Uhh... Of course... not

San & Mir

Sango: lets get going

Miroku: Ok

Kag: bumps into Sango Oh, sorry, hey wait, Sango?

Sango: Oh Kagome! nervous look Hi

Kag: Where have you two been?

Sango: uhh... here

Miroku: Oh, greetings Lady Kagome, Inuyasha.

Inu: Feh.

Kagome: We came here to get something to eat.

Shipp: Yeah, so they don't eat me!

Miroku: huh? who said that?

Kag: said what?

Miroku: Oh probably nothing. Oh Inuyasha, by the way, we killed Sesshomaru for you.

Kag: Awe, poor Fluffy!

Inuyasha: Man, I wanted to kill him.

Kag: stomach rumbles Are we gonna eat or not?

Inu: Oh right. But first. takes out a joint and lites it

Kag: Walks to the owner guy person keeeper Give us some food! takes out her bow and nocks an arrow

Owner guy person keeper: Here gives them the food

After eating

Inu: Stolen food tastes so much better!

Miroku: Now what?

Kagome: I kno, i kno, pick me, me!

Inu: yes?

Kagome: TRUTH OR DARE!!!

Sango: Yeah!

Miroku: why not

Kirara: Mew

Shipp: Great idea, just one question, WHATS TRUTH OR DARE?

Mwuahahahahahahacoughhahcough Yes, well, umm Ja Ne till next chappie!