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The Switch, Chapter 2

"Shikamaru, get down here!"

At first, she didn't know why they were calling her Shikamaru. It was only when her mother came to pound on her door did she realize something was up.

For one, her "mother" sounded too much like Shikamaru (guyish, not girly) Upon further inspection, she found no Sasuke pictures smothering her walls. Her floor was littered with debris-I mean clothes. She was wearing –gasp- SD Gundam boxers. She had spiky grayish-light brown hair. And no boobs.

"Come on, Shikamaru, dear! You'll be late for training!" Her mother called.

"I AM NOT SHIKAMARU!!!" she screeched. As soon as the words had left her mouth, she knew she would never hear the end of it. "I knew you liked her, Shika-chan, but I never thought you would be the type to try and be your crush!" Ino blushed a bright crimson at this. It was bright enough to give Kiba's hair a run for its money.

"Uh…I mean, coming, okaa-san!" She quickly found Shikamaru's (now hers) clothes, put them on and scrambled to pull her hair into a topknot. Meanwhile, her Inner Self was panicking. "Why am I in HIS body?!" it screeched.