It took Jack a moment to fully realize what had happened.
Then he absorbed it all: His crew had just left him. He figured out what he
should do: First he would get another crew, then he would find a purpose,
then he would become the richest pirate there ever was. But before he did
all that, he would have another drink.
He was on his third drink when he spotted an old friend of his, John Sullivan, step in. He looked a bit worse for wear, but Jack remembered that he was rather old, at least 60. He couldn't remember the last time he'd seen old Johnny. "Hey, Johnny!" Jack called, waving to him. "Hey there, Jack. How be you?" He asked, sitting down at the bar. "I'll tell you what," He took a drink." I've seen better days. Let me buy you a drink." "Thanks, Jack." Johnny was one of the very, very, very rare well-mannered pirates. Jack slapped the bar. "One drink over here!" "So, Jack, how's your ship?" "Well, I got it back, but my crew's run off." "Back?" "I didn't realize just how long you've been gone, or how long I've been gone, either one." Jack said with a laugh. A black-haired girl handed John his drink and Jack absentmidedly paid her. "So what have you been up to this whole long time, Johnny?" "Just sailing 'round the Spanish Main is all." "I see." Jack took another drink. "So, Jack, how's you daughter?" Jack coughed and spluttered, spraying the bar before him with his drink.He wiped his mouth on his sleeve. "Just what have you been drinking there?" Jack asked incredulusly, looking in Johnny's glass. "What d'you mean?" "I haven't got a daughter!" "Yes, you have." "No, I haven't." "Yes, you have!" "No, I haven't!" "YES, YOU HAVE, JACK!" "Since when do I, Captain Jack Sparrow, have a daughter or girl?" "You're not with Hazel anymore, then?" "Hazel? Hazel who?" " Hazel who?! Hazel who?! The Hazel that was your girlfriend since you started in piracy! The Hazel who birthed your daughter! Hazel, my sister Hazel!" "Oh.....that Hazel....She was pregnant?" "Yes, Jack, and you didn't know?" "No, I didn't." he said quietly. And for the first time in a very long time, Jack Sparrow felt guilty. "When did you leave her anyway?" "Ummm......uhhh......A few years after I became Captain of The Pearl the first time, so I'd say about twelve, thirteen years ago." "Damn you, Jack! You had no idea about your daughter, you filtly bilge rat!" He frowned."No, I didn't."
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He was on his third drink when he spotted an old friend of his, John Sullivan, step in. He looked a bit worse for wear, but Jack remembered that he was rather old, at least 60. He couldn't remember the last time he'd seen old Johnny. "Hey, Johnny!" Jack called, waving to him. "Hey there, Jack. How be you?" He asked, sitting down at the bar. "I'll tell you what," He took a drink." I've seen better days. Let me buy you a drink." "Thanks, Jack." Johnny was one of the very, very, very rare well-mannered pirates. Jack slapped the bar. "One drink over here!" "So, Jack, how's your ship?" "Well, I got it back, but my crew's run off." "Back?" "I didn't realize just how long you've been gone, or how long I've been gone, either one." Jack said with a laugh. A black-haired girl handed John his drink and Jack absentmidedly paid her. "So what have you been up to this whole long time, Johnny?" "Just sailing 'round the Spanish Main is all." "I see." Jack took another drink. "So, Jack, how's you daughter?" Jack coughed and spluttered, spraying the bar before him with his drink.He wiped his mouth on his sleeve. "Just what have you been drinking there?" Jack asked incredulusly, looking in Johnny's glass. "What d'you mean?" "I haven't got a daughter!" "Yes, you have." "No, I haven't." "Yes, you have!" "No, I haven't!" "YES, YOU HAVE, JACK!" "Since when do I, Captain Jack Sparrow, have a daughter or girl?" "You're not with Hazel anymore, then?" "Hazel? Hazel who?" " Hazel who?! Hazel who?! The Hazel that was your girlfriend since you started in piracy! The Hazel who birthed your daughter! Hazel, my sister Hazel!" "Oh.....that Hazel....She was pregnant?" "Yes, Jack, and you didn't know?" "No, I didn't." he said quietly. And for the first time in a very long time, Jack Sparrow felt guilty. "When did you leave her anyway?" "Ummm......uhhh......A few years after I became Captain of The Pearl the first time, so I'd say about twelve, thirteen years ago." "Damn you, Jack! You had no idea about your daughter, you filtly bilge rat!" He frowned."No, I didn't."
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