Zelda Meets Inu-Yasha
Starring Princess Ryoko and Goddess Sophitia
Disclaimer: Does anyone else find this REALLY annoying?!?!?!
A/N: This is just a random fic by my friend and me. Enjoy!! ^_^
Original characters (a.k.a. the authoresses) *Just to give you a mental image*
Ryoko:
Age: 15
Hair: Dyed Black (straight)
Length of hair: About 4-5" past her shoulders
Height: Tall
Eyes: Brown
Personality: She's a gifted one. She can be sarcastic, although not as much as Sophitia. Unlike Sophitia, she uses her common sense a lot more often. She can get flustered really easy, and she tries hiding her feelings, but it's not good enough to keep from guessing what's on her mind. Most of all, she loves to torment Sophitia.
Sophitia:
Age: 15 (older than Ryoko)
Hair: Dyed red (somewhat wavy)
Length of hair: about 4-5" past her shoulders as well
Height: (Let's not go there)
Eyes: Blue-green
Personality: She tends to be sarcastic. Although she possesses common sense, she doesn't tend to use it as much as she should (hence the many attacks from Ryoko). Her mind is sometimes way out there. She's not exactly sensitive, unless someone she likes is thought to be dead (you'll see that in a later chapter). And just to make the feeling mutual, she loves to torment Ryoko.
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*One day Ryoko and Sophitia woke up in a strange land. *
Ryoko: Where are we??
Sophitia: I dunno.........you're the smart one. You figure it out.
Impa: Girls! Wake up!!!!!!
Zelda & Ruto: Who are you freaks?!?!
Sophitia: Who you callin' freak, FREAK?!?!?
Zelda: You dare insult the Princess of Hyrule?!
Sophitia: Yep, Lil' Miss Priss.
Zelda: Well I never!!!!
Sophitia: See what I mean??
Ryoko: Sophitia, I think we're in Hyrule.
Sophitia: Yeah, sure. I need more proof.
Link: *walks into the room* What's going on??
Ryoko: That enough proof for you??!
Sophitia: *feels stupid ~.~;;*
Dani: *walks into the room* Uhh.........Whatareyoudoing??
Ryoko and Sophitia: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! It's Dani!!!!!!!!
Dani: *looks at Link* Uhh.........Whatareyoudoing? You're cute.
Link: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs around the room and jumps into Ryoko's arms*
Sophitia: Zelda, Ruto!! Lookie!!!
Zelda: Ruto, we can be friends, just for now. *They beat Dani senseless and Link teleports Dani back to Earth* Ok, we aren't friends anymore.
Ruto: I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryoko and Sophitia: Can we go home too??
Link: Umm......no.
Ryoko: WHY?!?!?
Link: Two reasons. One: I think Ryoko's cute.
Ryoko: *blushes*
Sophitia: See??
Link: Two: Sophitia's funny.
Ryoko and Sophitia: Why do you think that??
Link: Because she makes fun of Zelda. *shrugs*
Zelda: B-but Link, I thought you loved me!!!
Link: Oh well.
Zelda: You horrible, mean person!!
Zelda and Ruto: YOU'RE EVIL!!!!!!!
Sophitia: Okay, kiddies, let's be nice and leave the two lovebirdies a l o n e . . . *pushes them out and sits down, watching for anything that could be used as blackmail (which will be taught to a certain young fox-demon in the near future)*
Ganon: *walks in* What's up?
Sophitia: Nothing much. Just watching the lovebirds. Wanna join me?? *hands Ganon a bag of popcorn that conveniently happens to be next to her*
Ganon: Sure!! *grabs popcorn and sits down next to Sophitia, watching intently*
Sophitia: Get on with the show already!!!
Ryoko: -_-;; *gets up and beats Sophitia over the head with a pillow that conveniently happens to pop out of nowhere all of a sudden*
Link: What are YOU doing here?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *glares at Ganon*
Ganon: *points at Sophitia* She let me in.
Rauru: *enters* Umm guys?? I just ate that barrel of stuff outside the door. Is that okay??
Ganon: *lights a cigarette*
Link: Uh-oh. That was gunpowder.........
Ryoko and Sophitia: 3...2...1...
*BANG*
*Everyone flies through the air and ends up...somewhere. ^_^*
Ryoko: *dusting herself off* Okay, NOW where are we??
Sophitia: I dunno.........you're the smart one. You figure it out.
Ryoko: Let's not start that again. *looks down and realizes that she is sitting on a very happy Link*
Sophitia: *looks at a big tree and runs off into the forest*
Ryoko: I think we should follow her so she doesn't get lost, like usual.
Link: Good plan.
*Everyone follows Sophitia into a clearing*
Sophitia: *stops in front of a well* I know where we are!!!!!!!
Ryoko: Where are we, then??
Sophitia: We're in Japan, but.........it's in the past. We're in the warring states.
Ryoko: We're WHAT?!?! Umm, okay. Where exactly in Japan are we??
Sophitia: Inu-Yasha's Forest. *smiles as though she were talking about the weather*
*Oddly enough, a scarecrow demon pops up out of nowhere all of a sudden.*
*A giant boomerang flies through the air and kills it.*
*A girl that Sophitia recognizes as Sango catches the boomerang and walks toward the group.*
Sango: Who are you, and what do you want?
Zelda: I am a princess. Don't talk to me in that ungrateful tone.
Sango: Shut up, slut.
Zelda: Well I never!!!
Sophitia: Yes you have!!!
Sango: So, who are you guys??
*Everyone introduces themselves*
Inu-Yasha: What in the seven hells is taking so long, Sango?! WAAAAAAHHHH!!!! WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!?!
*Everyone introduces themselves again*
Kagome: *walks up to Ruto* You look like a fish.
Ruto: I am not a fish, puny human!! I am Ruto, Princess of the Zoras!! Bow down to me, puny human!!!
Kagome: You smell like a fish.
Ruto: I am not a fish!!!!!
Kagome: Yes you are.
Ruto: No, I'm not!!!
Kagome: Yes!!!
Ruto: No!!!!!
*Shippo and Miroku walk over*
Miroku: Who the hell are you?!?!?! (A/N: Now really, is that any way for a monk to talk?)
*Everyone sighs and introduces themselves a third time*
*Silence*
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A/N by Sophitia:
That's the end of Chapter 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know you're probably sick of hearing this but. PLEASE REVIEW!
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Original characters (a.k.a. the authoresses) *Just to give you a mental image*
Ryoko:
Age: 15
Hair: Dyed Black (straight)
Length of hair: About 4-5" past her shoulders
Height: Tall
Eyes: Brown
Personality: She's a gifted one. She can be sarcastic, although not as much as Sophitia. Unlike Sophitia, she uses her common sense a lot more often. She can get flustered really easy, and she tries hiding her feelings, but it's not good enough to keep from guessing what's on her mind. Most of all, she loves to torment Sophitia.
Sophitia:
Age: 15 (older than Ryoko)
Hair: Dyed red (somewhat wavy)
Length of hair: about 4-5" past her shoulders as well
Height: (Let's not go there)
Eyes: Blue-green
Personality: She tends to be sarcastic. Although she possesses common sense, she doesn't tend to use it as much as she should (hence the many attacks from Ryoko). Her mind is sometimes way out there. She's not exactly sensitive, unless someone she likes is thought to be dead (you'll see that in a later chapter). And just to make the feeling mutual, she loves to torment Ryoko.
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*One day Ryoko and Sophitia woke up in a strange land. *
Ryoko: Where are we??
Sophitia: I dunno.........you're the smart one. You figure it out.
Impa: Girls! Wake up!!!!!!
Zelda & Ruto: Who are you freaks?!?!
Sophitia: Who you callin' freak, FREAK?!?!?
Zelda: You dare insult the Princess of Hyrule?!
Sophitia: Yep, Lil' Miss Priss.
Zelda: Well I never!!!!
Sophitia: See what I mean??
Ryoko: Sophitia, I think we're in Hyrule.
Sophitia: Yeah, sure. I need more proof.
Link: *walks into the room* What's going on??
Ryoko: That enough proof for you??!
Sophitia: *feels stupid ~.~;;*
Dani: *walks into the room* Uhh.........Whatareyoudoing??
Ryoko and Sophitia: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! It's Dani!!!!!!!!
Dani: *looks at Link* Uhh.........Whatareyoudoing? You're cute.
Link: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs around the room and jumps into Ryoko's arms*
Sophitia: Zelda, Ruto!! Lookie!!!
Zelda: Ruto, we can be friends, just for now. *They beat Dani senseless and Link teleports Dani back to Earth* Ok, we aren't friends anymore.
Ruto: I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryoko and Sophitia: Can we go home too??
Link: Umm......no.
Ryoko: WHY?!?!?
Link: Two reasons. One: I think Ryoko's cute.
Ryoko: *blushes*
Sophitia: See??
Link: Two: Sophitia's funny.
Ryoko and Sophitia: Why do you think that??
Link: Because she makes fun of Zelda. *shrugs*
Zelda: B-but Link, I thought you loved me!!!
Link: Oh well.
Zelda: You horrible, mean person!!
Zelda and Ruto: YOU'RE EVIL!!!!!!!
Sophitia: Okay, kiddies, let's be nice and leave the two lovebirdies a l o n e . . . *pushes them out and sits down, watching for anything that could be used as blackmail (which will be taught to a certain young fox-demon in the near future)*
Ganon: *walks in* What's up?
Sophitia: Nothing much. Just watching the lovebirds. Wanna join me?? *hands Ganon a bag of popcorn that conveniently happens to be next to her*
Ganon: Sure!! *grabs popcorn and sits down next to Sophitia, watching intently*
Sophitia: Get on with the show already!!!
Ryoko: -_-;; *gets up and beats Sophitia over the head with a pillow that conveniently happens to pop out of nowhere all of a sudden*
Link: What are YOU doing here?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *glares at Ganon*
Ganon: *points at Sophitia* She let me in.
Rauru: *enters* Umm guys?? I just ate that barrel of stuff outside the door. Is that okay??
Ganon: *lights a cigarette*
Link: Uh-oh. That was gunpowder.........
Ryoko and Sophitia: 3...2...1...
*BANG*
*Everyone flies through the air and ends up...somewhere. ^_^*
Ryoko: *dusting herself off* Okay, NOW where are we??
Sophitia: I dunno.........you're the smart one. You figure it out.
Ryoko: Let's not start that again. *looks down and realizes that she is sitting on a very happy Link*
Sophitia: *looks at a big tree and runs off into the forest*
Ryoko: I think we should follow her so she doesn't get lost, like usual.
Link: Good plan.
*Everyone follows Sophitia into a clearing*
Sophitia: *stops in front of a well* I know where we are!!!!!!!
Ryoko: Where are we, then??
Sophitia: We're in Japan, but.........it's in the past. We're in the warring states.
Ryoko: We're WHAT?!?! Umm, okay. Where exactly in Japan are we??
Sophitia: Inu-Yasha's Forest. *smiles as though she were talking about the weather*
*Oddly enough, a scarecrow demon pops up out of nowhere all of a sudden.*
*A giant boomerang flies through the air and kills it.*
*A girl that Sophitia recognizes as Sango catches the boomerang and walks toward the group.*
Sango: Who are you, and what do you want?
Zelda: I am a princess. Don't talk to me in that ungrateful tone.
Sango: Shut up, slut.
Zelda: Well I never!!!
Sophitia: Yes you have!!!
Sango: So, who are you guys??
*Everyone introduces themselves*
Inu-Yasha: What in the seven hells is taking so long, Sango?! WAAAAAAHHHH!!!! WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!?!
*Everyone introduces themselves again*
Kagome: *walks up to Ruto* You look like a fish.
Ruto: I am not a fish, puny human!! I am Ruto, Princess of the Zoras!! Bow down to me, puny human!!!
Kagome: You smell like a fish.
Ruto: I am not a fish!!!!!
Kagome: Yes you are.
Ruto: No, I'm not!!!
Kagome: Yes!!!
Ruto: No!!!!!
*Shippo and Miroku walk over*
Miroku: Who the hell are you?!?!?! (A/N: Now really, is that any way for a monk to talk?)
*Everyone sighs and introduces themselves a third time*
*Silence*
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A/N by Sophitia:
That's the end of Chapter 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know you're probably sick of hearing this but. PLEASE REVIEW!
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There has to be at least 5 reviews for the next chapter to go up! If you leave your e-mail, Ryoko and I will gladly answer any of your questions! If a question is asked more than once, then we'll answer the question on the next chapter! Okay, I'll shut up before Ryoko hits me with her pillow again!