Disclaimer: Yeah, you get the point. The only people we claim are Ryoko,
Sophitia, and Dani (unfortunately)
Note to the reviewers: Thanks for all the reviews! If you have any questions as to who some of these characters are, then e-mail us! If you personally know one of the two authors, then e-mail them and make things easier! And read our bio in our profile because I said so!
Summary: Let's review, shall we? They all just met and now they are all sitting in silence, as there is nothing to say! Okay now, on with the fanfic!
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Sophitia: *breaks the silence* I have an idea! Let's play truth or dare!
Everyone except Kagome, Sophitia, and Ryoko: What's truth or dare?!?
Ryoko: *explains the rules* Okay, I'll go first. Ummm... Miroku, truth or dare?
Miroku: Dare.
Ryoko: I dare you to French kiss Ruto!
Miroku and Ruto: WHAT?!?!
Miroku: I can't kiss a fish!
Ryoko: Well, you have to.
*They kissed*
Sophitia: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: I can't eat fish anymore!
Ruto: Puny humans!! I'm leaving!!! *leaves*
Ryoko: Okay Miroku, your turn.
Miroku: Ryoko, truth or dare?
Ryoko: Dare!!
Sophitia: *whispers something to Miroku*
Miroku: *grins evilly (A/N: Another odd thing for a monk to do.)* You have a lot of dirt on her, don't you? *receives nod from Sophitia* Okay, Ryoko, I dare you to spend 10 minutes with Link in a freshly dug hole.
Ryoko: Sophitia, what did you tell him?
Sophitia: *looks skyward and hums to herself*
Inu-Yasha: *digs hole in ground with his claws* There ya go!
Link: *happily jumps in*
Sophitia: *drags Ryoko to the hole and shoves her in, and Link catches her, with Miroku shouting behind her*
Miroku: *grins evilly again* Have fun!
~*5 minutes later*~
Ryoko: Harder! Harder!
Link: You like that Ryoko?
Everyone Else: *listens carefully*
Ryoko: Don't stop!
Link: Do me next!
Ryoko: You're the best backscratcher ever!
Link: You too!
Everyone Else: *falls down anime style* (Well, what were you perverts thinking?)
*Finally, Link and Ryoko get out of the hole.*
Ryoko: What's wrong with everyone?
Everyone: Nothing -_-;;
Sophitia: You had us worried for a minute.
Ryoko: Okay, it's my turn again. Hee hee hee! Sophitia, truth or dare.
Sophitia: Well, everyone else chose dare, and I don't want to be the oddball, so I choose dare.
Ryoko: I dare you to spend 5 minutes in the kitchen with................. Miroku.
Sophitia: -_-;; Do I have to?
Ryoko: Yes.
Miroku: Please bear my child, Sophitia.
Sophitia: Oh, brother.........
3 minutes later
Miroku: Let's make fish sticks!
Sophitia: Put that stick over there!
Link: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryoko: *listens curiously*
Sophitia: Gimme the tartar sauce!!!!
Miroku: Here! Take it!!!
Sophitia: Mmmmmmm.........
Miroku: Ok, let's clean up these breadcrumbs now.........*cleans them up and feeds them to the birds*
Sophitia: Miroku, you're the best cook ever!! You should make dinner more often!! ^_^*walks outside*
*Everyone falls on their heads, anime style*
Sophitia: What?
Ryoko: Nothing, nothing.........-_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Sophitia: My turn!!!!! Link! Truth or dare!!!!
Link: Ummmmm.................truth.
Ryoko: *smacks self in the forehead*
Shippo: *leaves for some odd reason yet unknown while Sophitia takes a moment to think*
Sophitia: Is it true that you have an illegitimate 5-year-old child with Zelda???
Link: No. She made that up to get sympathy from everyone in Hyrule.
Zelda: Liar!!!
Link: Look who's. . . t a l k i n g . . . *looks dazedly and drools at Ryoko, who slowly backs away*
Zelda: Bastard.
Link: Huh??
Ryoko: I believe you've just been dissed.
Link: -_-;; Oh well. *picks up Ryoko and leaves*
5 minutes later.........
Link and Ryoko: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person following Link and Ryoko: Uhh.........Whatareyoudoing??
Sophitia: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S DANI!!!!!!!!! *runs away screaming*
Someone's voice: Inu-Yasha.........
Inu-Yasha: Huh? Who said that?!
SV: Do you feel like killing someone today??
Inu-Yasha: Sure, who??
Dani: Uhh.........Whatareyoudoing??
SV: Her.
Inu-Yasha: Ah. Gladly.
Miroku: You cannot kill an innocent person!!!
Dani: Uhh.........whatareyoudoing?? You're cute. *starts following Miroku*
Miroku: *runs away screaming*
Sango: He got what was coming to him!!
Sophitia: Miroku! Run over here!
Miroku: *runs toward Sophitia and hides behind bush*
Sophitia: *hits Dani in the back of the neck and knocks her out* Self defense classes finally paid off!
Miroku: Thank you for coming to my rescue. Please bear my child.
Sophitia: *kicks Miroku hard in a certain forbidden spot*
Link: I believe it was my turn when we left off. Since I can't choose Ryoko, I'll have to pick someone else. Inu-Yasha!! Truth or dare?
Inu-Yasha: Dare.
Link: Okay, I dare you to take one of Kagome's bras, stuff it with leaves, and wear it until I tell you to take it off.
Inu-Yasha: -_-;; Okay. *follows orders, and ends up putting on a Victoria's Secret bra* Can I keep my shirt on? It's cold.
Link: Fine, fine. It's not a pretty sight anyway.
Inu-Yasha: My turn!!!!!!! Kagome, truth or dare?
Kagome: Dare.
Inu-Yasha: Take your bookbag and dump everything inside it over the cliff, except for the Ramen noodles.
Kagome: I'll kill you, Inu-Yasha.........*follows orders*
Kagome: Well, I think I'll pick Sango. So.........truth or dare??
Sango: Truth. Nobody picked it yet.
Kagome: Okay, Sango, is it true that you really do have feelings for Miroku??
Sango: *flatly* No.
Kagome: Don't lie to me.
Sango: *even more flatly* No.
Kagome: Are you sure??
Sango: Of course I'm sure, you twit. Now, I believe it's MY turn. *faces Rauru* Truth or dare, Rauru??
Rauru: Truth.
Sango: Do you have even the slightest crush on Ganon??
Rauru: Uhh.........well, maybe.........yes.
*loud laughter*
Rauru: Ganon, do you have the same feelings for me as I do for you??
Ganon: Of course. *skips off, hand in hand with Rauru*
Ryoko: Well, that was a little...erm, disturbing. GANON, PICK YOUR PERSON!!!!!!
Ganon: YOU PICK FOR ME, RYOKO!!!!!!!
Ryoko: Okay!!
Sophitia: *praying* Please not me, please not me, please not me.........
So, who will Ryoko pick? Will it be Sophitia? Will Ryoko have a torturous act? (sorry if I spelled that wrong) Well, you'll have to wait to find out! But in the meantime, please review!
Note to the reviewers: Thanks for all the reviews! If you have any questions as to who some of these characters are, then e-mail us! If you personally know one of the two authors, then e-mail them and make things easier! And read our bio in our profile because I said so!
Summary: Let's review, shall we? They all just met and now they are all sitting in silence, as there is nothing to say! Okay now, on with the fanfic!
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Sophitia: *breaks the silence* I have an idea! Let's play truth or dare!
Everyone except Kagome, Sophitia, and Ryoko: What's truth or dare?!?
Ryoko: *explains the rules* Okay, I'll go first. Ummm... Miroku, truth or dare?
Miroku: Dare.
Ryoko: I dare you to French kiss Ruto!
Miroku and Ruto: WHAT?!?!
Miroku: I can't kiss a fish!
Ryoko: Well, you have to.
*They kissed*
Sophitia: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: I can't eat fish anymore!
Ruto: Puny humans!! I'm leaving!!! *leaves*
Ryoko: Okay Miroku, your turn.
Miroku: Ryoko, truth or dare?
Ryoko: Dare!!
Sophitia: *whispers something to Miroku*
Miroku: *grins evilly (A/N: Another odd thing for a monk to do.)* You have a lot of dirt on her, don't you? *receives nod from Sophitia* Okay, Ryoko, I dare you to spend 10 minutes with Link in a freshly dug hole.
Ryoko: Sophitia, what did you tell him?
Sophitia: *looks skyward and hums to herself*
Inu-Yasha: *digs hole in ground with his claws* There ya go!
Link: *happily jumps in*
Sophitia: *drags Ryoko to the hole and shoves her in, and Link catches her, with Miroku shouting behind her*
Miroku: *grins evilly again* Have fun!
~*5 minutes later*~
Ryoko: Harder! Harder!
Link: You like that Ryoko?
Everyone Else: *listens carefully*
Ryoko: Don't stop!
Link: Do me next!
Ryoko: You're the best backscratcher ever!
Link: You too!
Everyone Else: *falls down anime style* (Well, what were you perverts thinking?)
*Finally, Link and Ryoko get out of the hole.*
Ryoko: What's wrong with everyone?
Everyone: Nothing -_-;;
Sophitia: You had us worried for a minute.
Ryoko: Okay, it's my turn again. Hee hee hee! Sophitia, truth or dare.
Sophitia: Well, everyone else chose dare, and I don't want to be the oddball, so I choose dare.
Ryoko: I dare you to spend 5 minutes in the kitchen with................. Miroku.
Sophitia: -_-;; Do I have to?
Ryoko: Yes.
Miroku: Please bear my child, Sophitia.
Sophitia: Oh, brother.........
3 minutes later
Miroku: Let's make fish sticks!
Sophitia: Put that stick over there!
Link: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryoko: *listens curiously*
Sophitia: Gimme the tartar sauce!!!!
Miroku: Here! Take it!!!
Sophitia: Mmmmmmm.........
Miroku: Ok, let's clean up these breadcrumbs now.........*cleans them up and feeds them to the birds*
Sophitia: Miroku, you're the best cook ever!! You should make dinner more often!! ^_^*walks outside*
*Everyone falls on their heads, anime style*
Sophitia: What?
Ryoko: Nothing, nothing.........-_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Sophitia: My turn!!!!! Link! Truth or dare!!!!
Link: Ummmmm.................truth.
Ryoko: *smacks self in the forehead*
Shippo: *leaves for some odd reason yet unknown while Sophitia takes a moment to think*
Sophitia: Is it true that you have an illegitimate 5-year-old child with Zelda???
Link: No. She made that up to get sympathy from everyone in Hyrule.
Zelda: Liar!!!
Link: Look who's. . . t a l k i n g . . . *looks dazedly and drools at Ryoko, who slowly backs away*
Zelda: Bastard.
Link: Huh??
Ryoko: I believe you've just been dissed.
Link: -_-;; Oh well. *picks up Ryoko and leaves*
5 minutes later.........
Link and Ryoko: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person following Link and Ryoko: Uhh.........Whatareyoudoing??
Sophitia: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S DANI!!!!!!!!! *runs away screaming*
Someone's voice: Inu-Yasha.........
Inu-Yasha: Huh? Who said that?!
SV: Do you feel like killing someone today??
Inu-Yasha: Sure, who??
Dani: Uhh.........Whatareyoudoing??
SV: Her.
Inu-Yasha: Ah. Gladly.
Miroku: You cannot kill an innocent person!!!
Dani: Uhh.........whatareyoudoing?? You're cute. *starts following Miroku*
Miroku: *runs away screaming*
Sango: He got what was coming to him!!
Sophitia: Miroku! Run over here!
Miroku: *runs toward Sophitia and hides behind bush*
Sophitia: *hits Dani in the back of the neck and knocks her out* Self defense classes finally paid off!
Miroku: Thank you for coming to my rescue. Please bear my child.
Sophitia: *kicks Miroku hard in a certain forbidden spot*
Link: I believe it was my turn when we left off. Since I can't choose Ryoko, I'll have to pick someone else. Inu-Yasha!! Truth or dare?
Inu-Yasha: Dare.
Link: Okay, I dare you to take one of Kagome's bras, stuff it with leaves, and wear it until I tell you to take it off.
Inu-Yasha: -_-;; Okay. *follows orders, and ends up putting on a Victoria's Secret bra* Can I keep my shirt on? It's cold.
Link: Fine, fine. It's not a pretty sight anyway.
Inu-Yasha: My turn!!!!!!! Kagome, truth or dare?
Kagome: Dare.
Inu-Yasha: Take your bookbag and dump everything inside it over the cliff, except for the Ramen noodles.
Kagome: I'll kill you, Inu-Yasha.........*follows orders*
Kagome: Well, I think I'll pick Sango. So.........truth or dare??
Sango: Truth. Nobody picked it yet.
Kagome: Okay, Sango, is it true that you really do have feelings for Miroku??
Sango: *flatly* No.
Kagome: Don't lie to me.
Sango: *even more flatly* No.
Kagome: Are you sure??
Sango: Of course I'm sure, you twit. Now, I believe it's MY turn. *faces Rauru* Truth or dare, Rauru??
Rauru: Truth.
Sango: Do you have even the slightest crush on Ganon??
Rauru: Uhh.........well, maybe.........yes.
*loud laughter*
Rauru: Ganon, do you have the same feelings for me as I do for you??
Ganon: Of course. *skips off, hand in hand with Rauru*
Ryoko: Well, that was a little...erm, disturbing. GANON, PICK YOUR PERSON!!!!!!
Ganon: YOU PICK FOR ME, RYOKO!!!!!!!
Ryoko: Okay!!
Sophitia: *praying* Please not me, please not me, please not me.........
So, who will Ryoko pick? Will it be Sophitia? Will Ryoko have a torturous act? (sorry if I spelled that wrong) Well, you'll have to wait to find out! But in the meantime, please review!