Disclaimer: Ryoko: Must we always do this? Sophitia: *looks at penny on
dresser, than jumps to it* Yes! We'll be sued and I don't wanna lose my
life savings!
Note to the reviewers: Thanks once again for all the reviews! *bows* If you have any questions as to who some of these characters are, then e-mail us! If you know one of the two authors, then e-mail them and make things easier! And read our bio in our profile because I said so!
Summary: Let's review, shall we? They are all playing truth or dare and Ganon and Rauru confessed their love for each other and Ganon left Ryoko responsible for choosing the next person and Sophitia is praying that Ryoko won't pick her. Phew, how's that for an S.I.S.? (Summarize In A Sentence)
Ryoko: Okay, Sango! Truth or dare??
Sango: Truth.
Ryoko: Is it true that you hate Miroku with every fiber of your being??
Sango: No, I just think he's perverted and should be culled.
Miroku: O.O?!?
Sophitia: *thinking* Isn't that the same thing??
Ryoko: O...kay, Sango, your turn.
Sango: I pick........Sophitia! Truth or dare?
Sophitia: Truth.
Sango: Who would you rather screw, Link or Miroku?
Sophitia: Ummmmmmmmmmm........................ If I had to pick, it would be Miroku.
Miroku: O.O Does that mean--?
Sophitia: *flatly* No. *face suddenly lightens up* I pick........ Link.
Link: Truth
Sophitia: *grabs Ryoko's pillow* This is Ryoko's pillow...
Link: I s e e . . . *starts drooling*
Sophitia: What do you think of when you see Ryoko's pillow?
Link: I think of her bed...
Miroku: O.O
Link: And then I think of-
Inu-Yasha: OKAY! WE GET THE POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: I choose . . . R y o k o
Ryoko: Dare
Sophitia: There's a little bit of stupidity right there... *whispers something to Link, who conveniently is sitting right next to her*
Link: *nods his head* I dare you to french kiss me for two minutes.
Ryoko: *glares at Sophitia, who smiles and waves, then turns back to Link*
Sophitia: I wish I had a camera
*They get closer...and closer...and closer...and closer...and closer...and closer...and closer...then they kiss (A/n: This is me Sophitia, that's typing this. I did that to torment Ryoko! ^_^)*
Sophitia: Now there's a Kodak moment *makes so many other comments that there are too many to repeat*
*Finally, the kiss is over*
Ryoko: *grabs Miroku's staff and hits Sophitia with it as a fitting punishment for all the comments* You're damn lucky he didn't have bad breath.
Sophitia: Aww, I-
Ryoko: *whaps Sophitia with the staff again*
Sophitia: How did you know I was going to make a comment?!
Ryoko: You opened your mouth.
Kagome: She's almost as bad as you are, Miroku. Almost.
Sophitia: Who, me???
Kagome: Of course.
Ryoko: Well, it seems as though it's my turn. Miroku!!
Miroku: Dare.
Ryoko: I dare you to french kiss Sophitia for 2 minutes!!!
Miroku: Sure.
Sophitia: *sighs* Alright, fine.
*They start to kiss*
Link: Should we stop them anytime soon??
Ryoko: No.........*blushes, takes pictures, and giggles*
*Link and Ryoko sneak off*
~*30 minutes later...*~
Sophitia: *stops kissing Miroku* Are we done yet, Ryoko??.........Ryoko??
Miroku: It seems to be that we have passed our time limit by 28 minutes.
Sophitia: And you tell me that NOW?!?!?
Miroku: *gulps*
Sophitia: I'M GONNA KILL YOU RYOKO!!!!!!!!!! *runs off into the forest*
~*5 minutes later*~
Sophitia: *holding Miroku's staff and going Ryoko-hunting*
Miroku: I don't think violence is the answer.
Sophitia: Yes it is!
Miroku: No it isn't.
Sophitia: Yes it is!
Miroku: No it isn't.
Sophitia: Yes it is!! *swings staff at Miroku, but due to her anger, she misses*
Miroku: What was that for?!?!?!?!?!
Sophitia: For not telling me we could stop when the time was up!
Miroku: I was just trying to get you to bear my child.
Sophitia: *swings staff at him again and lands a direct hit in that forbidden spot .*
~*30 minutes later*~
Ryoko: *runs into Sophitia*
Link: *runs into Ryoko*
Miroku: *runs into Sophitia*
Sophitia: *falls over*
Sophitia: *stands back up*
Miroku: *tries to hold Sophitia back*
Link: *steps in front of Ryoko*
Sophitia: *gets away from Miroku, pushes Link over, and hits Ryoko with the staff* You're lucky.
Ryoko: *glares* Why?
Sophitia: One. You're my friend. Two. Miroku didn't have bad breath. Three. We're playing a new game....................STRIP POKER!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryoko: O.O Well, do I get to change into some real clothes first?? *motions toward her pajamas*
Sophitia: Well, mine are just as bad. What did you have in mind??
Ryoko: 3 bras, 6 pairs of underwear, 4 shirts, 5 pairs of socks, 10 necklaces, boots, a turtleneck sweater, 3 pairs of pants, 1 pair of shorts, a parka, mittens, earmuffs, ski cap, and a scarf.
Sophitia: -_-;; I meant NORMAL clothes. Let's just play in what we're wearing.
Ryoko: Damn, and double damn.
Link: *extremely happy*
Miroku: *confused* What's "strip poker"??
Ryoko: Every time you lose, you have to take off a piece of clothing.
Miroku: I think I'm gonna like this game!!! ^_^ *sits between Ryoko and Sophitia*
Ryoko: Ok, I'll be dealer. *deals cards*
Inu-Yasha and Kagome: Hey, what are you doing??
Ryoko: Playin' strip poker. *explains the rules*
Inu-Yasha: COOL!!! I wanna play!!! *sits down on the other side of Sophitia, with Kagome on his other side* Lucky me, lucky me. ^_^
Ryoko: *deals cards to Inu-Yasha and Kagome*
Ok, now we force you to wait for our next chapter! Make sure you review!
Note to the reviewers: Thanks once again for all the reviews! *bows* If you have any questions as to who some of these characters are, then e-mail us! If you know one of the two authors, then e-mail them and make things easier! And read our bio in our profile because I said so!
Summary: Let's review, shall we? They are all playing truth or dare and Ganon and Rauru confessed their love for each other and Ganon left Ryoko responsible for choosing the next person and Sophitia is praying that Ryoko won't pick her. Phew, how's that for an S.I.S.? (Summarize In A Sentence)
Ryoko: Okay, Sango! Truth or dare??
Sango: Truth.
Ryoko: Is it true that you hate Miroku with every fiber of your being??
Sango: No, I just think he's perverted and should be culled.
Miroku: O.O?!?
Sophitia: *thinking* Isn't that the same thing??
Ryoko: O...kay, Sango, your turn.
Sango: I pick........Sophitia! Truth or dare?
Sophitia: Truth.
Sango: Who would you rather screw, Link or Miroku?
Sophitia: Ummmmmmmmmmm........................ If I had to pick, it would be Miroku.
Miroku: O.O Does that mean--?
Sophitia: *flatly* No. *face suddenly lightens up* I pick........ Link.
Link: Truth
Sophitia: *grabs Ryoko's pillow* This is Ryoko's pillow...
Link: I s e e . . . *starts drooling*
Sophitia: What do you think of when you see Ryoko's pillow?
Link: I think of her bed...
Miroku: O.O
Link: And then I think of-
Inu-Yasha: OKAY! WE GET THE POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: I choose . . . R y o k o
Ryoko: Dare
Sophitia: There's a little bit of stupidity right there... *whispers something to Link, who conveniently is sitting right next to her*
Link: *nods his head* I dare you to french kiss me for two minutes.
Ryoko: *glares at Sophitia, who smiles and waves, then turns back to Link*
Sophitia: I wish I had a camera
*They get closer...and closer...and closer...and closer...and closer...and closer...and closer...then they kiss (A/n: This is me Sophitia, that's typing this. I did that to torment Ryoko! ^_^)*
Sophitia: Now there's a Kodak moment *makes so many other comments that there are too many to repeat*
*Finally, the kiss is over*
Ryoko: *grabs Miroku's staff and hits Sophitia with it as a fitting punishment for all the comments* You're damn lucky he didn't have bad breath.
Sophitia: Aww, I-
Ryoko: *whaps Sophitia with the staff again*
Sophitia: How did you know I was going to make a comment?!
Ryoko: You opened your mouth.
Kagome: She's almost as bad as you are, Miroku. Almost.
Sophitia: Who, me???
Kagome: Of course.
Ryoko: Well, it seems as though it's my turn. Miroku!!
Miroku: Dare.
Ryoko: I dare you to french kiss Sophitia for 2 minutes!!!
Miroku: Sure.
Sophitia: *sighs* Alright, fine.
*They start to kiss*
Link: Should we stop them anytime soon??
Ryoko: No.........*blushes, takes pictures, and giggles*
*Link and Ryoko sneak off*
~*30 minutes later...*~
Sophitia: *stops kissing Miroku* Are we done yet, Ryoko??.........Ryoko??
Miroku: It seems to be that we have passed our time limit by 28 minutes.
Sophitia: And you tell me that NOW?!?!?
Miroku: *gulps*
Sophitia: I'M GONNA KILL YOU RYOKO!!!!!!!!!! *runs off into the forest*
~*5 minutes later*~
Sophitia: *holding Miroku's staff and going Ryoko-hunting*
Miroku: I don't think violence is the answer.
Sophitia: Yes it is!
Miroku: No it isn't.
Sophitia: Yes it is!
Miroku: No it isn't.
Sophitia: Yes it is!! *swings staff at Miroku, but due to her anger, she misses*
Miroku: What was that for?!?!?!?!?!
Sophitia: For not telling me we could stop when the time was up!
Miroku: I was just trying to get you to bear my child.
Sophitia: *swings staff at him again and lands a direct hit in that forbidden spot .*
~*30 minutes later*~
Ryoko: *runs into Sophitia*
Link: *runs into Ryoko*
Miroku: *runs into Sophitia*
Sophitia: *falls over*
Sophitia: *stands back up*
Miroku: *tries to hold Sophitia back*
Link: *steps in front of Ryoko*
Sophitia: *gets away from Miroku, pushes Link over, and hits Ryoko with the staff* You're lucky.
Ryoko: *glares* Why?
Sophitia: One. You're my friend. Two. Miroku didn't have bad breath. Three. We're playing a new game....................STRIP POKER!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryoko: O.O Well, do I get to change into some real clothes first?? *motions toward her pajamas*
Sophitia: Well, mine are just as bad. What did you have in mind??
Ryoko: 3 bras, 6 pairs of underwear, 4 shirts, 5 pairs of socks, 10 necklaces, boots, a turtleneck sweater, 3 pairs of pants, 1 pair of shorts, a parka, mittens, earmuffs, ski cap, and a scarf.
Sophitia: -_-;; I meant NORMAL clothes. Let's just play in what we're wearing.
Ryoko: Damn, and double damn.
Link: *extremely happy*
Miroku: *confused* What's "strip poker"??
Ryoko: Every time you lose, you have to take off a piece of clothing.
Miroku: I think I'm gonna like this game!!! ^_^ *sits between Ryoko and Sophitia*
Ryoko: Ok, I'll be dealer. *deals cards*
Inu-Yasha and Kagome: Hey, what are you doing??
Ryoko: Playin' strip poker. *explains the rules*
Inu-Yasha: COOL!!! I wanna play!!! *sits down on the other side of Sophitia, with Kagome on his other side* Lucky me, lucky me. ^_^
Ryoko: *deals cards to Inu-Yasha and Kagome*
Ok, now we force you to wait for our next chapter! Make sure you review!