Disclaimer: Hi! This is Shippo! Sophitia and Ryoko told us to do this
disclaimer because they are to heart broken to be able to do it on their
own. They don't own us Inu-Yasha characters or the Zelda characters.
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Ryoko: Ok, I'll be dealer. *deals cards*
Inu-Yasha and Kagome: Hey, what are you doing??
Ryoko: Playin' strip poker. *explains the rules*
Inu-Yasha: COOL!!! I wanna play!!! *sits down on the other side of Sophitia, with Kagome on his other side* Lucky me, lucky me. ^_^
Ryoko: *deals cards to Inu-Yasha and Kagome*
Now on with the story! (And if you don't like humor with a slight touch of hentai, then maybe you shouldn't read this...)
Chapter 4 - Games, Arguments, and Misunderstandings
*First round is played. Link loses*
Link: Ok, I'll just take off my hat then... *takes it off*
Ryoko: Hold on. *runs into the other room, and comes back looking like an Eskimo*
Sophitia: Aww, bull crap. Change, Ryoko.
Ryoko: *mutters obscenities under her breath*
*Ryoko loses round 2*
Ryoko: *takes off her ski cap* Ok, that's not too bad. They've already seen my hair, anyway.
*A few more rounds pass. Link is now wrapped in a towel and rocking back and forth on the couch. Ryoko is still wearing her pajamas; she only lost her socks, shoes, and ski cap. Sophitia is wearing one of Miroku's robes, because she lost all of her clothes and Miroku took pity on her, since he still has yet to lose any clothing. All he has lost so far is a good amount of his jewelry. Inu-Yasha and Kagome are both, like Link, wrapped in towels and staring at each other. Kagome is trying not to look down. So far, she is losing the fight with temptation.*
*Ryoko loses again*
Ryoko: WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! What am I supposed to take off now??
Link: You can take off your shirt and I'll share my towel with you!!
Miroku: Take off your pants!!
Ryoko: No!!! No!!!! *remembers the rings on her hands* I'll just take off one of these!! *Link and Miroku look away, disappointed*
Sophitia: *growing bored, she hears Inu-Yasha and Kagome fighting again*
Miroku: *Yelling at Ryoko* That ring and that ski cap is cheating!!!!!!
Sophitia: *decides to get in on the arguing, since arguing is her duty* Miroku, you're the one who has lost nothing but jewelry. We'd be here all freaking day just waiting for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: *puts on a perverted grin* Why, you wanna see?
Sophitia: NO!!!!!!!! *decides to not say another word through the rest of the game*
Miroku: Oh, by the way, will-
Sophitia: NO!
Miroku: You-
Sophitia: NO!
Miroku: Bear-
Sophitia: NO!
Miroku: My-
Sophitia: NO!
Miroku: Chi-
Ryoko: *throws rock at Miroku* He doesn't know when to quit. Let's get on with this game, and no more jewelry. Ok?? *takes off her remaining 2 rings and forces Miroku to take off his jewelry*
*Ryoko loses again*
Ryoko: F*ck!!!!! *loses again* F*ck!!!!!!! *loses again* *loses until she has to share a towel with Link because she has no more clothes* F*ck!!!
Miroku: Hahahaha!!!!! I win!!!!!! *cards fall out of his sleeve* Umm, I can explain!!!!
Sophitia: *takes Miroku's staff and beats on him with it*
Shippo: *appears out of nowhere* Wow, what's going on in here??
Miroku: *covers Shippo's eyes*
Ryoko: Where are my clothes??
Link: I dunno. I can't find mine either.
Shippo: *sneaks away with everyone's clothes* Hee hee hee hee hee!!!!!!
Ryoko: F*ck!
Link: Who?
Ryoko: -_-;;
Link: ME????
Ryoko: -_-;; *pulls on the towel, revealing never-before-seen things (literally)*
Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *pulls back, while Ryoko tries to stay wrapped up*
Ryoko: F*ck. I guess we're stuck together unless one of us wants to take a streaker.........
Link: Nope, not me.
Ryoko: *sigh* I have no pants, I have no pants.........*panicking* I have no shirt, I have no shirt.........
Link: Well, if I could help you, I would. But, *points to the towel* I have the same problem.........
Zelda: *pops up out of nowhere* LINK!!!!!!!!!!
Ryoko: Too bad!! He wants me!! See?? *hugs Link, and the towel falls off* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: Well, you can have him, but I got your towel!!!!!!!!!!!! *snatches it and runs away*
Ryoko: F*ck. *pulls Link into the water* Ok, we'll hide here until someone brings us clothes.........
Meanwhile.........
Miroku: I'm COLD!!!!!!!! *tugs on the robe Sophitia is wearing* Gimme that.........
Sophitia: No chance!! *pushes Miroku into the water where Ryoko and Link are hiding*
Miroku: GAH!!!! COLD!!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs Sophitia's ankle and pulls her in with him*
Sophitia: I'm gonna kill you!!!!!!! *swims after Miroku, then realizes that her robe is white and not doing her much good, and swims the other way to hide behind some water plants, hiding from Miroku*
~*30 minutes later*~
Sophitia: *after trying to come up with yet another bright idea...* Let's play truth or dare again!
Everyone that is around at the moment: O.O
Ryoko: All right, I guess.
Link: I will if Ryoko will.
Miroku: Sure! (A/N: *sigh* what will we do without good old Miroku around?)
Link: Why are you suddenly so happy, Sophitia?
Sophitia: *ignores Link* I get to go first!
Link: Oh, I see where this is going.
Ryoko: *sighs* Oh, no...
Sophitia: Ryoko, truth or dare? And before you answer, remember, it's two against one! I'm sure Link will have something in mind for you when you finally choose dare . . . *grins evilly* HAHAHA!!!
Ryoko: *sighs again* I better get this over with now. Dare. *closes eyes and prepares for the worst*
Sophitia: I dare you to french kiss Link for 5 minutes.
Ryoko: *sighs and tries to think of a worse situation for Sophitia*
*they kiss and all that stuff, with a couple more comments from yours truly, who knew perfectly well that Miroku's staff was on the ground beside the water, and Ryoko wouldn't bother trying to get it if it meant getting out of the water*
Ryoko: *when the five minutes were over* ok . . . Miroku . . .
Miroku: *grins when he hears his name* Dare.
Ryoko: I dare you to make out with Sophitia for 5 minutes . . .
Miroku: *happy*
Sophitia: Lets get this over with *swims to a rather happy Miroku muttering obscenities under her breath*
Ryoko: HOLD ON!
Sophitia: *freezes and gulps*
Ryoko: You have to take off your robes *grins evilly*
Sophitia: *stares at her so-called friend in disbelief*
Miroku: *very happy*
Sophitia and Miroku: *move close together rather quickly, as Sophitia just wants to get this over with*
Ryoko: *turns to Link* Let's get out of here while they're a bit preoccupied...
Link: Won't Sophitia notice?
Ryoko: Maybe. But Miroku won't let her go anywhere until he has his 5 minutes.
Link: *shakes heads*
Ryoko: Let's leave the towel here and take the robes.
Link: Why do you want to leave the towel?
Ryoko: *shrugs* Sophitia is still my friend, and Miroku won't touch it if Sophitia has anything to do with it.
Link: O k a y . . .
Ryoko and Link: *dresses in robes and runs off*
Sophitia: *opens eyes slowly and sees Ryoko and Link running off* RYOKO--! *tries to get away, but Miroku won't let her*
Miroku: I want the remaining two minutes!
Sophitia: *can't break away from Miroku's grip, which is pretty strong suddenly* Alright, fine.
~*2 minutes later*~
Sophitia: *swims away from Miroku*
Miroku: Sophitia, please bear my-
Sophitia: NO! *grabs the abandoned towel which happens to be her least favorite color...pink*
Miroku: I'm coming with you!
Sophitia: NO YOU'RE NOT! *manages to wrap towel around her* YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR, THEREFORE, YOU ARE STAYING IN THE WATER!
Miroku: I live to serve *decides to stay in the water although he swims closer to Sophitia, where he can see up her rather short towel*
Sophitia: *kicks water at Miroku* PERVERT!!!!!!!! *turns around, grabs Miroku's staff, then leaves*
~*15 minutes later*~
Miroku: *walks up behind Sophitia who becomes startled and turns around rather quickly*
Sophitia: *in a strangely calm voice* What do you want?
Miroku: *holds out a robe* I found these and thought you might want one.
Sophitia: *stares at Miroku, who is already in a robe* Thanks... *puts on robe* You're not expecting anything back are you?
Miroku: No...although it would be nice.
Sophitia: *ignores last comment* Well, let's go.
~*Another 15 minutes later*~
Sophitia: *suddenly realizes something* Miroku, where did you get these robes?
Miroku: Ummmmmmmmm.............I found them?
Sophitia: You stole them, didn't you?
Miroku: What does it matter?
Sophitia: It should matter to a monk! I can't believe y-
Ryoko: *runs into Sophitia*
Link: *runs into Ryoko*
Miroku: *runs into Sophitia*
Sophitia: *falls over*
Sophitia: *stands back up*
Miroku: Sophitia, calm down...
Link: Don't worry Ryoko, I'll protect you! *steps in front of Ryoko, then sees how ticked off Sophitia is* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs and hides*
Ryoko: *glares at Link* My hero...
Sophitia: *attacks Ryoko*
~*10 minutes later*~
Miroku: *finally manages to knock Sophitia to the ground, and then sits on her so she can't get up*
Link: *does the same to Ryoko*
Sophitia: *struggling* Ryoko, I'll kill you!
Ryoko: Not like that you won't.
Miroku: You seem to be making a lot of death threats a lot, Sophitia, but none of them has come true.
Sophitia: Shut up Miroku! And get off of me!
Miroku: I'm only stating the obvious. And no, I won't get off of you until you've calmed down.
Ryoko: Link! Why are you sitting on me?!?
Link: So you don't take the opportunity to hurt Sophitia.
Ryoko: I won't!
Link: Am I supposed to believe that?
Ryoko: YES!
Link: Well, I don't. And by the way will you bear my child?
Ryoko: Don't you dare! *turns to Miroku* Now look what you did to him!
Miroku: Ummmmmmm............oops?
Inu-Yasha and Kagome (who are now wearing clothes) and Zelda and Ruto and Shippo: *happens to be walking by, then stops when they see what's going on*
Ruto: Link?!?!
Zelda: *gasps* I knew those two were sluts!
Inu-Yasha and Kagome: *lost for words and covering Shippo's eyes*
Ryoko: Don't worry, it's not what you think.
*Before anyone can say anything else, a certain someone walks in . . . *
Dani: Uhhhhhh.........Whatareyoudoing?
Miroku and Link: *remembers they're last encounters with her and jump up*
Sophitia and Ryoko: *get up* FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dani: *looks at Inu-Yasha* Uhhhhhh.........Whatareyoudoing? You're cute. *follows Inu-Yasha*
Ryoko: *sighs* This is getting outta control . . .
Kagome: What do you think you're doing?!?! He's mine!!!!! *jumps Dani and knocks her out*
Everyone except Kagome: *stares* O.O
Kagome: *turns around and smiles as if this happens everyday* Anyway, I believe we left off when we saw Link and Miroku sitting on Ryoko and Sophitia. Now, excuse my being nosy but . . . WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!
Ryoko: I told you, it's not what you think!
Everyone who is completely clueless: *glares*
Zelda: Then what IS going on?
Ryoko and Sophitia: *explains everything from the point where Ryoko left Sophitia and Miroku kissing for 30 minutes, including strip poker and truth or dare in the water*
Everyone who was completely clueless but no longer is clueless: O.O
Miroku and Link: We had fun. *and a few other comments that will go unnamed due to the rating of this fanfic*
Inu-Yasha, Kagome, Zelda, and Ruto, Shippo: . Uh, oh.
Ryoko and Sophitia: *attacks Link and Miroku with Miroku's staff and (when that was taken away by it's rightful owner) Ryoko's pillow*
~*5 minutes later*~
*It's getting dark and everyone is getting tired after the long and tiring day*
Ryoko: Okay Sophitia, all your brilliant plans backfired and you get off worse than I did, so . . . are we done with all these games?
Sophitia: *opens her mouth to argue then closes it once she realizes Ryoko is right* No, I don't have any games.
Ryoko: Good.
*Everyone goes to bed*
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Ryoko: Ok, I'll be dealer. *deals cards*
Inu-Yasha and Kagome: Hey, what are you doing??
Ryoko: Playin' strip poker. *explains the rules*
Inu-Yasha: COOL!!! I wanna play!!! *sits down on the other side of Sophitia, with Kagome on his other side* Lucky me, lucky me. ^_^
Ryoko: *deals cards to Inu-Yasha and Kagome*
Now on with the story! (And if you don't like humor with a slight touch of hentai, then maybe you shouldn't read this...)
Chapter 4 - Games, Arguments, and Misunderstandings
*First round is played. Link loses*
Link: Ok, I'll just take off my hat then... *takes it off*
Ryoko: Hold on. *runs into the other room, and comes back looking like an Eskimo*
Sophitia: Aww, bull crap. Change, Ryoko.
Ryoko: *mutters obscenities under her breath*
*Ryoko loses round 2*
Ryoko: *takes off her ski cap* Ok, that's not too bad. They've already seen my hair, anyway.
*A few more rounds pass. Link is now wrapped in a towel and rocking back and forth on the couch. Ryoko is still wearing her pajamas; she only lost her socks, shoes, and ski cap. Sophitia is wearing one of Miroku's robes, because she lost all of her clothes and Miroku took pity on her, since he still has yet to lose any clothing. All he has lost so far is a good amount of his jewelry. Inu-Yasha and Kagome are both, like Link, wrapped in towels and staring at each other. Kagome is trying not to look down. So far, she is losing the fight with temptation.*
*Ryoko loses again*
Ryoko: WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! What am I supposed to take off now??
Link: You can take off your shirt and I'll share my towel with you!!
Miroku: Take off your pants!!
Ryoko: No!!! No!!!! *remembers the rings on her hands* I'll just take off one of these!! *Link and Miroku look away, disappointed*
Sophitia: *growing bored, she hears Inu-Yasha and Kagome fighting again*
Miroku: *Yelling at Ryoko* That ring and that ski cap is cheating!!!!!!
Sophitia: *decides to get in on the arguing, since arguing is her duty* Miroku, you're the one who has lost nothing but jewelry. We'd be here all freaking day just waiting for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: *puts on a perverted grin* Why, you wanna see?
Sophitia: NO!!!!!!!! *decides to not say another word through the rest of the game*
Miroku: Oh, by the way, will-
Sophitia: NO!
Miroku: You-
Sophitia: NO!
Miroku: Bear-
Sophitia: NO!
Miroku: My-
Sophitia: NO!
Miroku: Chi-
Ryoko: *throws rock at Miroku* He doesn't know when to quit. Let's get on with this game, and no more jewelry. Ok?? *takes off her remaining 2 rings and forces Miroku to take off his jewelry*
*Ryoko loses again*
Ryoko: F*ck!!!!! *loses again* F*ck!!!!!!! *loses again* *loses until she has to share a towel with Link because she has no more clothes* F*ck!!!
Miroku: Hahahaha!!!!! I win!!!!!! *cards fall out of his sleeve* Umm, I can explain!!!!
Sophitia: *takes Miroku's staff and beats on him with it*
Shippo: *appears out of nowhere* Wow, what's going on in here??
Miroku: *covers Shippo's eyes*
Ryoko: Where are my clothes??
Link: I dunno. I can't find mine either.
Shippo: *sneaks away with everyone's clothes* Hee hee hee hee hee!!!!!!
Ryoko: F*ck!
Link: Who?
Ryoko: -_-;;
Link: ME????
Ryoko: -_-;; *pulls on the towel, revealing never-before-seen things (literally)*
Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *pulls back, while Ryoko tries to stay wrapped up*
Ryoko: F*ck. I guess we're stuck together unless one of us wants to take a streaker.........
Link: Nope, not me.
Ryoko: *sigh* I have no pants, I have no pants.........*panicking* I have no shirt, I have no shirt.........
Link: Well, if I could help you, I would. But, *points to the towel* I have the same problem.........
Zelda: *pops up out of nowhere* LINK!!!!!!!!!!
Ryoko: Too bad!! He wants me!! See?? *hugs Link, and the towel falls off* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: Well, you can have him, but I got your towel!!!!!!!!!!!! *snatches it and runs away*
Ryoko: F*ck. *pulls Link into the water* Ok, we'll hide here until someone brings us clothes.........
Meanwhile.........
Miroku: I'm COLD!!!!!!!! *tugs on the robe Sophitia is wearing* Gimme that.........
Sophitia: No chance!! *pushes Miroku into the water where Ryoko and Link are hiding*
Miroku: GAH!!!! COLD!!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs Sophitia's ankle and pulls her in with him*
Sophitia: I'm gonna kill you!!!!!!! *swims after Miroku, then realizes that her robe is white and not doing her much good, and swims the other way to hide behind some water plants, hiding from Miroku*
~*30 minutes later*~
Sophitia: *after trying to come up with yet another bright idea...* Let's play truth or dare again!
Everyone that is around at the moment: O.O
Ryoko: All right, I guess.
Link: I will if Ryoko will.
Miroku: Sure! (A/N: *sigh* what will we do without good old Miroku around?)
Link: Why are you suddenly so happy, Sophitia?
Sophitia: *ignores Link* I get to go first!
Link: Oh, I see where this is going.
Ryoko: *sighs* Oh, no...
Sophitia: Ryoko, truth or dare? And before you answer, remember, it's two against one! I'm sure Link will have something in mind for you when you finally choose dare . . . *grins evilly* HAHAHA!!!
Ryoko: *sighs again* I better get this over with now. Dare. *closes eyes and prepares for the worst*
Sophitia: I dare you to french kiss Link for 5 minutes.
Ryoko: *sighs and tries to think of a worse situation for Sophitia*
*they kiss and all that stuff, with a couple more comments from yours truly, who knew perfectly well that Miroku's staff was on the ground beside the water, and Ryoko wouldn't bother trying to get it if it meant getting out of the water*
Ryoko: *when the five minutes were over* ok . . . Miroku . . .
Miroku: *grins when he hears his name* Dare.
Ryoko: I dare you to make out with Sophitia for 5 minutes . . .
Miroku: *happy*
Sophitia: Lets get this over with *swims to a rather happy Miroku muttering obscenities under her breath*
Ryoko: HOLD ON!
Sophitia: *freezes and gulps*
Ryoko: You have to take off your robes *grins evilly*
Sophitia: *stares at her so-called friend in disbelief*
Miroku: *very happy*
Sophitia and Miroku: *move close together rather quickly, as Sophitia just wants to get this over with*
Ryoko: *turns to Link* Let's get out of here while they're a bit preoccupied...
Link: Won't Sophitia notice?
Ryoko: Maybe. But Miroku won't let her go anywhere until he has his 5 minutes.
Link: *shakes heads*
Ryoko: Let's leave the towel here and take the robes.
Link: Why do you want to leave the towel?
Ryoko: *shrugs* Sophitia is still my friend, and Miroku won't touch it if Sophitia has anything to do with it.
Link: O k a y . . .
Ryoko and Link: *dresses in robes and runs off*
Sophitia: *opens eyes slowly and sees Ryoko and Link running off* RYOKO--! *tries to get away, but Miroku won't let her*
Miroku: I want the remaining two minutes!
Sophitia: *can't break away from Miroku's grip, which is pretty strong suddenly* Alright, fine.
~*2 minutes later*~
Sophitia: *swims away from Miroku*
Miroku: Sophitia, please bear my-
Sophitia: NO! *grabs the abandoned towel which happens to be her least favorite color...pink*
Miroku: I'm coming with you!
Sophitia: NO YOU'RE NOT! *manages to wrap towel around her* YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR, THEREFORE, YOU ARE STAYING IN THE WATER!
Miroku: I live to serve *decides to stay in the water although he swims closer to Sophitia, where he can see up her rather short towel*
Sophitia: *kicks water at Miroku* PERVERT!!!!!!!! *turns around, grabs Miroku's staff, then leaves*
~*15 minutes later*~
Miroku: *walks up behind Sophitia who becomes startled and turns around rather quickly*
Sophitia: *in a strangely calm voice* What do you want?
Miroku: *holds out a robe* I found these and thought you might want one.
Sophitia: *stares at Miroku, who is already in a robe* Thanks... *puts on robe* You're not expecting anything back are you?
Miroku: No...although it would be nice.
Sophitia: *ignores last comment* Well, let's go.
~*Another 15 minutes later*~
Sophitia: *suddenly realizes something* Miroku, where did you get these robes?
Miroku: Ummmmmmmmm.............I found them?
Sophitia: You stole them, didn't you?
Miroku: What does it matter?
Sophitia: It should matter to a monk! I can't believe y-
Ryoko: *runs into Sophitia*
Link: *runs into Ryoko*
Miroku: *runs into Sophitia*
Sophitia: *falls over*
Sophitia: *stands back up*
Miroku: Sophitia, calm down...
Link: Don't worry Ryoko, I'll protect you! *steps in front of Ryoko, then sees how ticked off Sophitia is* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs and hides*
Ryoko: *glares at Link* My hero...
Sophitia: *attacks Ryoko*
~*10 minutes later*~
Miroku: *finally manages to knock Sophitia to the ground, and then sits on her so she can't get up*
Link: *does the same to Ryoko*
Sophitia: *struggling* Ryoko, I'll kill you!
Ryoko: Not like that you won't.
Miroku: You seem to be making a lot of death threats a lot, Sophitia, but none of them has come true.
Sophitia: Shut up Miroku! And get off of me!
Miroku: I'm only stating the obvious. And no, I won't get off of you until you've calmed down.
Ryoko: Link! Why are you sitting on me?!?
Link: So you don't take the opportunity to hurt Sophitia.
Ryoko: I won't!
Link: Am I supposed to believe that?
Ryoko: YES!
Link: Well, I don't. And by the way will you bear my child?
Ryoko: Don't you dare! *turns to Miroku* Now look what you did to him!
Miroku: Ummmmmmm............oops?
Inu-Yasha and Kagome (who are now wearing clothes) and Zelda and Ruto and Shippo: *happens to be walking by, then stops when they see what's going on*
Ruto: Link?!?!
Zelda: *gasps* I knew those two were sluts!
Inu-Yasha and Kagome: *lost for words and covering Shippo's eyes*
Ryoko: Don't worry, it's not what you think.
*Before anyone can say anything else, a certain someone walks in . . . *
Dani: Uhhhhhh.........Whatareyoudoing?
Miroku and Link: *remembers they're last encounters with her and jump up*
Sophitia and Ryoko: *get up* FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dani: *looks at Inu-Yasha* Uhhhhhh.........Whatareyoudoing? You're cute. *follows Inu-Yasha*
Ryoko: *sighs* This is getting outta control . . .
Kagome: What do you think you're doing?!?! He's mine!!!!! *jumps Dani and knocks her out*
Everyone except Kagome: *stares* O.O
Kagome: *turns around and smiles as if this happens everyday* Anyway, I believe we left off when we saw Link and Miroku sitting on Ryoko and Sophitia. Now, excuse my being nosy but . . . WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!
Ryoko: I told you, it's not what you think!
Everyone who is completely clueless: *glares*
Zelda: Then what IS going on?
Ryoko and Sophitia: *explains everything from the point where Ryoko left Sophitia and Miroku kissing for 30 minutes, including strip poker and truth or dare in the water*
Everyone who was completely clueless but no longer is clueless: O.O
Miroku and Link: We had fun. *and a few other comments that will go unnamed due to the rating of this fanfic*
Inu-Yasha, Kagome, Zelda, and Ruto, Shippo: . Uh, oh.
Ryoko and Sophitia: *attacks Link and Miroku with Miroku's staff and (when that was taken away by it's rightful owner) Ryoko's pillow*
~*5 minutes later*~
*It's getting dark and everyone is getting tired after the long and tiring day*
Ryoko: Okay Sophitia, all your brilliant plans backfired and you get off worse than I did, so . . . are we done with all these games?
Sophitia: *opens her mouth to argue then closes it once she realizes Ryoko is right* No, I don't have any games.
Ryoko: Good.
*Everyone goes to bed*
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