Disclaimer: We don't own any of these characters. So leave don't sue. But
Ryoko does own her pillow that seems to always pop up out of nowhere...
Sophitia: Hey Ryoko, how is it that items seem to come out of nowhere. Like your pillow and that couch that popped up in the chapter?
Ryoko: Sophitia, what did I say about questioning the plot or sudden appearance of items?
Sophitia: Oh, yeah. Sorry Ryoko.
Ryoko: You're forgiven. Anyway, like we've said before, this story is based on Sophitia's dream, and we would not tell of it. Well for a limited time only, (well, maybe not a limited time) I will be selling Sophitia's dream and the analysis! What is the price you ask? A review! And, if you've reviewed, e-mail our fanfiction.net e-mail (click on our pen name to see it) or e-mail Sophitia at ladytigerdemon@yahoo.com! If you request the dream and analysis, then your review must be signed, and keep in mind that the dream itself is rated R!
Sophitia: Ryoko, who said you could sell my dream?
Ryoko: Oh, come on. You know you want people to know! ^-^
Sophitia: No I don't!
Ryoko: Well, too late! The deal's already out!
Sophitia: Think nothing of it people! It was only dream! It's not real! *repeats until voice fades out and you, the reader, gets to the fanfic*
Chapter 5
A New Day, A New Set Of Torments
~*The next morning*~
Sophitia: *runs in an unknown direction, hearing an unknown person screaming louder*
An Unknown Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sophitia: *runs towards a room where the screaming grows louder*
Ryoko: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sophitia: *wakes up suddenly*
Link: *running away* I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!
Ryoko: *chasing Link while beating him with her pillow* What were you thinking?!?!
Sophitia: *turns to Sango, who is already awake* What's going on?
Sango: Ryoko woke up to find Link curled up next to her, and she didn't believe him when he said he was sleep walking.
Sophitia: Was he sleep walking?
Sango: Yeah, I watched him curl up to Ryoko, and I would tell Ryoko this, but I think it's better to wait and see what happens.
Sophitia: Oh. *gets up and stretches, then looks around the room* I guess I'm not the only one who can sleep through all this, huh?
Sango: Guess not. I knew Kagome and Miroku are hard to wake up, but I never thought Inu-Yasha could sleep like this.
Inu-Yasha: Feh. I can't.
Ryoko: *finally knocks Link to the ground, then beats him with her pillow until it rips*
Zelda: What have you done to my Link?!?!?!?!?!
Ryoko: He curled up to me last night and I gave him what his sick mind deserves.
Sango: He was sleep walking.
Ryoko: *looks at Sango* I thought he was lying . . .
Sango: Nope.
Ryoko: *feels stupid* -_-;;
Ruto and Shippo: *walk in and look around*
Ruto: I'm not even gonna ask . . .
Shippo: What happened?
Sango: *explains*
Shippo: *confused* What's so wrong about a guy curling up with a girl?
Everyone except Link, Shippo, Kagome, and Miroku: -_-;;
Sango: Never mind...
Kagome: *wakes up* What's going on?
Sango: *growing bored with explaining* We all just conveniently woke up right before you.
Shippo: *still confused* Link curled up with Ryoko last night.
Kagome: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Sango: *sighs* He was sleep walking...
Miroku: *rolls over in his sleep and mumbles* . . . please bear my chi-
Sophitia: *throws pillow at Miroku*
Zelda and Ruto: What kind of monk is he?
Kagome: *sighs* His own kind . . .
Link: *finally stops seeing colors flashing in front of his eyes* Owwwwww . . .
Ruto: My Link awakes . . .
Zelda: Your Link?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ruto: Yes, my Link!
Zelda: I don't think so! *slaps Ruto*
Ruto: *slaps Zelda*
Zelda and Ruto: *continues slapping each other*
Link: -_-;;
Ryoko: Will they ever learn? *sits next to Miroku for some odd reason*
Sophitia: When are they gonna get it through their royal heads? Link wants Ryoko. Isn't last night enough proof?
Ryoko: *runs to Sophitia and hits her with a certain staff*
Sophitia: Owww...... I'm gonna feel that one tonight.
Ryoko: Make no more comments, and this staff will never hit you again. *throws staff over shoulder, which lands on Miroku's stomach, finally waking him up*
Miroku: Oooooowwwwwwwwwww...................... Sango, I didn't do anything.
Sango: I didn't throw it, Ryoko did.
Miroku: Ryoko...
Ryoko: Sorry.
Sophitia: Now that sounded convincing...
Zelda and Ruto: *finally grow bored from slapping each other and sit down, each with a red mark on one cheek*
Kagome: *stomach growls*
Everyone: O.o
Kagome: Sorry, I'm just hungry.
Inu-Yasha: *going through Kagome's rather empty bag* Kagome, where's my Ramen?
Kagome: Oops, I must've thrown it over the cliff yesterday along with everything else.
Miroku: Let's make fish sticks!
Ryoko: O.o *suddenly remembers the dare she gave Sophitia yesterday* Okay Miroku. Sophitia, go make fish sticks with Miroku.
Sophitia: *is apparently the only one who forgot about the dare yesterday* Excuse me?!?!?!?!?!
Ryoko: Don't tell me you forgot the dare I gave you yesterday?
Sophitia: *looks upward and thinks* Oh, now I remember! ^_^
Everyone except Sophitia: *falls down anime style* -_-;;
Sophitia: *walks out of the room with Miroku*
Miroku: Sophitia, will you bear my child?
Everyone except Sophitia and Miroku: *flinches at the sound of staff hitting head*
Zelda: That's gotta hurt . . .
Ryoko: It does. Trust me, of all people, me and Sophitia would know.
Ruto: And I will trust that you do.
~*One hour later*~
Everyone: *eating homemade fish sticks*
Ryoko: These are really good!
Miroku: Thanks. They would've been done sooner if someone hadn't knocked me out . . . *glares at Sophitia*
Sophitia: *tries to grin innocently, but doesn't succeed*
Ryoko: If only you could see how fake that smile is.
Link: I'm sure you're absolutely innocent, huh Ryoko?
Ryoko: *tries to grin innocently, but has even more trouble than Sophitia*
Sophitia: And you call my smile fake?
Ruto: So what are we going to do today?
Miroku: Well, we could play truth or dare again. *looks hopefully at Sophitia*
Sophitia: *looks worried* No!
Ryoko: Leave her alone Miroku! Her games backfired enough!
Sophitia: My mind will be forever tainted.
Link: I had fun!
Miroku: Me too!
Ryoko and Sophitia: *glare*
Miroku: *remembers how violent Sophitia could be* Link...
Link: *remembers the pain he felt yesterday from Ryoko* What?
Miroku: Run.
Link and Miroku: *run they did*
Zelda: They can really run.
Ryoko: *looks at Sophitia* Were you going to do anything?
Sophitia: No. You?
Ryoko: Nope.
Inu-Yasha: I'm enjoying the absence of pervertedness already.
Shippo: *looks at Ryoko* Exactly how far did you get with Link yesterday?
Ryoko: O.O W-W-What?
Sophitia: *sighs* Shippo... how old are you?
Shippo: *holds up seven fingers and smiles* This many. ^_^
Sophitia: Oh, really . . .
Ryoko: *still in complete shock* He's only seven years old?
Shippo: *nods, not knowing a seven-year-old shouldn't be asking how far she got with Link*
Ryoko: I think I need to lie down . . . *walks out of the room*
Shippo: *confused* What's wrong with her?
Sophitia: She's in complete shock.
Shippo: Oh . . . why?
Sophitia: -_-;; Never mind.
Link and Miroku: *walk in and look around*
Link: YES!!!!!! Ryoko's gone! I'm safe!
Miroku: *looks at Sophitia, not knowing whether or not it's safe to sit down*
Sophitia: *looks at Miroku, then grabs his staff and grins evilly*
Miroku: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns and runs*
Zelda: *confused* What was that about?
Sophitia: No reason, I just felt like seeing him run in terror.
Link: So you weren't going to hit him or anything?
Sophitia: No, probably not.
Link: MIROKU!!!!!!!!! IT'S OKAY! SHE WASN'T GOING TO ATTACK YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!
Sophitia: -_-;;
Miroku: *sits down* Can I have my staff back?
Sophitia: No.
Miroku: Why not?
Sophitia: In case I need it again.
Miroku: *gulps*
Ryoko: *walks in the room*
Shippo: You never answered my question. How far-?
Sango: *covers Shippo's mouth*
Zelda: *burps suddenly* Sorry . . .
Everyone: O.O
(A/N: I know that was pointless, but I have always wanted to hear a princess burp for some unknown reason)
Miroku: *smiles* Well, at least I know the fish sticks were good.
Link: *suddenly loses control of his voice box* How do we know Miroku and Sophitia were telling the truth when they said Miroku was knocked out? *a perverted look appears on his face*
Sophitia: AND WHAT MAY I ASK ARE YOU SAYING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Miroku: *walks to Sophitia* May I have the honor?
Sophitia: *somehow understands what he means and hands him his staff* Sure.
Miroku: *chases Link around the room while beating him with the staff*
Ryoko: Now is that any way for a monk to act?
Miroku: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *laughs diabolically*
Kagome: I think someone's been around Inu-Yasha too long.
Sango: I'll say.
Miroku: *stops suddenly* I'm sorry Link, I'm not acting like a monk right now, am I?
Link: No . . .
Miroku: Oh, I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *continues to beat Link with his staff (A/N: Sorry Link fans. Please don't write hate mail or send us viruses or worse... bad reviews)*
Ryoko: *suddenly becomes afraid of Miroku*
Sophitia: *experiencing the same feeling as Ryoko, but runs up to Miroku anyway* Miroku, calm down. *tries to take away Miroku's staff*
Miroku: *not thinking clearly and has a surprising reaction to Sophitia's sudden approach... he attacks her with his staff and sends her falling back eight feet*
Sophitia: *paralyzed with shock and fear, not to mention pain*
Miroku: *realizes what he did* I'm sorry. *does his one hand prayer thing* Please forgive me.
Sophitia: *backs away*
Miroku: *stands still for a moment, then leaves the room*
Everyone: *hears a splash*
Ruto: Is he drowning trying to drown himself? O.O
Sango: *looks outside and sees Miroku sitting under a waterfall* No, he's purifying himself.
Ryoko: Now there's a little guilt. *turns and looks at Sophitia* Are you okay?
Sophitia: We should ask Link that. He's been hit at least 20 times.
Ryoko: *looks at Link, who already has Zelda and Ruto standing over him*
Zelda: Are you okay?
Ruto: He's not okay with a slut like you standing over him!
Zelda: How dare you!?!?
Ruto: Leave Link alone! He has Slut Number Two over there *points at Ryoko* chasing him! He doesn't need you any more!
Ryoko: I am not a slut and I am not chasing him!
Ruto: You are too!
Ryoko: Am not!
Ruto: Are too!
Ryoko: Am not!
Ruto: You are too!
Ryoko: Am not!
Ruto: You are too!
Ryoko: Am not!
Link: SHUT UP!
Zelda, Ruto, and Ryoko: *jump and look at Link*
Zelda and Ruto: Hmph!
Inu-Yasha: Feh! *walks out while Zelda and Ruto fight with Ryoko and everyone else watches* Hey, Miroku.
Miroku: I hear a lot of yelling. What's going on?
Inu-Yasha: Zelda and Ruto started fighting over Link, then they dragged Ryoko into the fight by calling her a slut. *shrugs* Nothing new, really.
Miroku: I see.
Inu-Yasha: What happened to you back there anyway?
Miroku: I didn't appreciate Link calling me and Sophitia liars and thinking I was that perverted, and I guess the situation got outta hand. How's Sophitia?
Inu-Yasha: She seems fine now. You caught her by surprise.
Miroku: I see.
Inu-Yasha: *wanting to lighten up the mood* So, how do you plan to get Sophitia to bear your child now?
Miroku: *glares* That's not funny.
~*Meanwhile*~
Ryoko: I am not a slut!
Zelda and Ruto: Yes you are!
Ryoko: Am not!
Link: Zelda, Ruto?
Zelda and Ruto: *gets starry eyed* Yes Link?
Link: Can I talk to you?
Zelda and Ruto: Of course. *follows Link into the other room and closes the door*
Link: I want you two to leave me and Ryoko alone. I like Ryoko now, not you.
Zelda: What?
Ruto: How can you do this to us?
Link: I have to choose one, and that one is her. So get over it! *opens door and Ryoko and Kagome and Shippo fall into the room*
Link: O.o
Kagome: Hi Link. Just checking to make sure the door opens. Yep, sure does. *runs off, with Ryoko and Shippo behind her*
Link: -_-;;
Zelda: So Link, you're in love with an eavesdropper?
Link: *smiles* Guess so.
Zelda and Ruto: -_-
Link: *walks away from Zelda and Ruto*
Inu-Yasha: *walks in from his chat with Miroku* Sophitia, Miroku wants to talk to you.
Sophitia: *nervously walks to Miroku* What?
Ryoko, Sango, Kagome, and Shippo: *sneak outside and listens closely*
Miroku: *walks up to Sophitia*
Sophitia: *flinches without thinking*
Miroku: I won't hit you. I just wanted to say I'm sorry. Are you okay?
Sophitia: Yeah, I guess so.
Miroku: Can you forgive me?
Ryoko: *interrupts* KISS HER ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sophitia: -_-;; Good old Ryoko . . .
Miroku: *laughs*
Sophitia: I guess I can forgive you.
Miroku and Sophitia: *silence, not able to think of anything to say*
Ryoko: Do I have to do everything?!?! *runs down to Miroku and Sophitia, and tries to push them together*
Sophitia: Ryoko, what are you doing?
Ryoko: *laughs* Nothing . . .
Sophitia: *walks away*
Miroku and Ryoko: *look at each other*
Ryoko: So . . .
Miroku: So . . .
Ryoko: Now how are you gonna get her to bear your child?
Miroku: O.o?
Kagome, Shippo and Sango: *burst out laughing*
~*15 minutes later*~
*Everyone is out walking in the woods. Sophitia (back to her old self) is trying to get Link and Ryoko together, while keeping Zelda and Ruto away from them. Sango is gladly helping. Kagome and Inu-Yasha are walking a few feet ahead of the group, talking about who knows what and surprisingly no one has bothered eavesdropping . . . yet. Shippo fell asleep on Miroku's shoulder, who was silently thinking to himself about who knows what*
Ryoko: Sophitia, what are you doing?
Sophitia: Nothing, just trying to give you and Link a moment together.
Sango: *sarcastically* Well, don't make it sound too obvious.
Sophitia: Oops . . .
Sango: -_-;;
Ryoko: Sophitia, Sango, I really don't like what you're doing.
Sophitia: *grins innocently, and somehow manages to make it look convincing* Why not Ryoko?
Ryoko: Because... *thinks for a moment* I said so.
Sophitia: You don't have a reason? I wonder why that is . . .
Ryoko: -_-;; *mutters* Sophitia . . .
Sophitia: What?
Ryoko: Nothing, nothing...
Link: *turns to Sophitia and Ryoko* Are you two usually like this?
Ryoko and Sophitia: Yep. ^_^
Link: -_-; O k a y . . .
Zelda and Ruto: What a couple of sluts.
Ryoko: *glares* Excuse me?
Zelda: We didn't say anything.
Sophitia: *obviously hasn't heard what they said* What did they say?
Ryoko: I thought they called us sluts, but I guess I was mistaken.
Sophitia: *not noticing the sarcasm in Ryoko's voice* Oh.
Everyone except Sophitia: -_-;; *mutters* Sophitia . . .
Sophitia: Why are you all saying my name like that?!?
Kagome: Inu-Yasha SIT!!
Inu-Yasha: *falls face first into the ground* What was that for wench?!?!
Kagome: You're almost as perverted as Miroku!!!!!!!!
Inu-Yasha: What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Miroku: *grins in a perverted sort of way* So Inu-Yasha, what did you do now?
Inu-Yasha: I didn't do anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: He tried to put his hand-
Ryoko: Please don't. You'll give Link and Miroku ideas.
Shippo: *wakes up* What's going *yawns* on?
Sophitia: We are all just walking through the forest, not saying a word.
Shippo: But *yawns* I heard *yawns* yelling . . .
Zelda: You were dreaming.
Shippo: Oh. *falls asleep on Miroku's shoulder again*
Ruto: -_-;;
Link: So, what did Inu-Yasha do?
Kagome: Nothing.
Link: Why don't you wanna tell me?
Kagome: You'll get ideas and corrupt Ryoko more than she already is.
Ryoko: Hey!
Link: No I won't.
Kagome: Yes you will.
Link: No I won't.
Kagome: Yes you will.
~*Fight continues for another 15 minutes*~
*Silence*
Sophitia: *gets an idea (A/N: No, it's not another game.) and whispers something to everyone except Link and Ryoko*
Link: So Ryoko, will you bear-?
Ryoko: *flatly* No. *mutters* I'm gonna kill Miroku. I'm gonna kill Miroku.
Everyone except Link and Ryoko: *begins to walk slowly, falling behind Link and Ryoko until they were no longer in sight*
Ryoko: *turns around* Where is everybody?
Link: *turns around too* It appears that everyone fell behind.
Ryoko: Accidentally or purposely?
Link: Purposely, probably. Or else they will be yelling for us, maybe.
Ryoko: And I'll bet Sophitia had something to do with this . . . (A/N: She never misses a thing, does she?)
Link: Well we can enjoy the moment, can't we?
Ryoko: -_-;; I'm gonna kill Sophitia. I'm gonna kill Sophitia.
Link: What about Miroku?
Ryoko: Yeah, him too.
~*Meanwhile*~
Zelda: Okay, I'm going back for Link now!
Sango: You're staying right here!
Ruto: I'm going back for him too! There's no telling what him and that slut will do!
Sophitia: Will you stop calling her a slut?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *knocks them out with a stick that was picked up off the ground*
Miroku: Now what are we going to do with them? We can't just leave them here.
Inu-Yasha: We can leave them at Lady Kaede's village and say they were attacked by demons.
Everyone else: Okay.
Inu-Yasha: *runs to Lady Kaede's village with Ruto and Zelda on his back* Old woman, will you take care of these two?
Lady Kaede: What happened? And why do they look so strange? Are they demons?
Inu-Yasha: They're from another world and they were attacked by demons. And if they say anything about people named Link or Ryoko, then don't believe them. *leaves*
Kagome: What took you so long?
Inu-Yasha: The old bat wanted to ask a couple of questions. And I wasn't gone that long!
Kagome: Well excuse me!
Inu-Yasha: You're excused!
Kagome: Hmph!
Inu-Yasha: Feh!
Miroku: Here we go again...
Sango: Let's just leave these two alone for now.
Inu-Yasha and Kagome: *continue fighting while Sango, Shippo, Miroku, and Sophitia leave*
~*Meanwhile*~
Link: My feet hurt.
Ryoko: Good for you.
Link: Where are we?
Ryoko: No clue.
Ganon and Rauru: *pop out from the trees*
Rauru: Hi Link! Hi Ryoko!
Link and Ryoko: hi...
Ganon: Ooooooooooooooooooh... What are you two doing out here alone?
Ryoko: Sophitia set this up, so don't get any ideas.
Rauru: How do you know she set this up?
Ryoko: I just know her very well.
Ganon: Oh. Guess what?
Rauru: We're getting married!!!!!!!
Ryoko and Link: EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ganon and Rauru: *skip off, hand-in-hand*
Link: I'm gonna have nightmares for a looooooong time.
Ryoko: That was more than I ever wanted to see.
Link and Ryoko: *stand still, trying to shake off the shock*
~*Meanwhile*~
Sango: Do you think we should find Ryoko and Link? They're probably gonna get lost.
Sophitia: It's too late to worry about them getting lost, trust me.
Sango: I think we should look for them.
Miroku: I think we should too.
Shippo: *wakes up* That was a refreshing nap. I couldn't sleep good. Ruto snores too loudly. *looks around* Hey, where is everyone?
Sophitia: We left Ryoko and Link to be alone, Ruto and Zelda are knocked out and are with Lady Kaede, and Inu-Yasha and Kagome are fighting.
Shippo: Again??
Miroku: Yes. Again.
Sango: I think we should split up and look for Ryoko and Link. Miroku, you and Sophitia go that way *points to the right* and me and Shippo will go this way. *points to the left*
Sophitia: Sango, what are you thinking?
Sango: *grins mischievously* Oh, nothing. *runs to the left before another word could be said*
Sophitia: Great.
Miroku: *looking at Sophitia* Shall we go then?
Sophitia: Sure.
~*Meanwhile*~
Shippo: What was that about?
Sango: Nothing. *grins, obviously proud of herself*
Shippo: Hmmmmmmm.......... How far do you think Miroku will get with Sophitia?
Sango: Shippo...
Shippo: What?
Sango: Don't ask those questions.
Shippo: *looks disappointed* Okay . . .
~*15 minutes later*~
Kagome: SIT!
Inu-Yasha: *falls into mud* OW!
Kagome: *looks around* Where is everyone?
Inu-Yasha: Nice to know you care about me!
Kagome: *ignores him* I think we lost them.
Inu-Yasha: What was your first clue?!
~*Meanwhile (A/N: Yes, we are jumping scenes a lot, aren't we?)*~
*Link and Ryoko are laying five feet apart in a field looking at the clouds*
Link: That looks like Ganon's rear!
Ryoko: *sarcastic* That's always nice to know.
Link: Sorry.
Ryoko: That looks like Darunia!
Link: Strange how many clouds relate to my world.
Ryoko: That looks like spilt milk!
Link: They all do in some way.
Ryoko: I know. I just thought I'd point that out.
~*Meanwhile*~
*Sango and Shippo are laying on a tree branch. Well, Shippo is anyway. Sango is sitting on the same branch and leaning against the tree trunk*
Shippo: Sango, what do you think everyone else is doing?
Sango: I don't know Link and Ryoko well enough to tell, but Kagome probably sat Inu-Yasha a few times and now they're getting along again.
Shippo: And Zelda and Ruto...?
Sango: Probably still out cold.
Shippo: And Miroku and Sophitia...?
Sango: Miroku is probably being his normal perverted self and Sophitia is probably wishing she could find anybody to take her away from Miroku.
Shippo: So nothing new then?
Sango: No.
Shippo: Ok.
~*Meanwhile*~
Miroku: *has been trying to not be perverted, but can no longer hold himself back*
Sophitia: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps in shock and is mad at herself for stupidly letting her guard down* MIROKU! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!
Miroku: What are you talking about?
Sophitia: You know what I'm talking about! You grabbed my @$$!!!!!
Miroku: *looks down at his hands* I'm sorry, I don't recall.
Sophitia: Miroku...
Miroku: *gulps*
Sophitia: *shaking with anger and surprise*
Miroku: Okay, I'm ready for anything you hit me with.
Sophitia: *breathing really hard* How did I get stuck with you?
Miroku: Sango ran off with Shippo and left us alone.
Sophitia: *sighs*
Miroku: *prepares for hit*
Sophitia: I'm not going to hit you. Just don't do it again. And don't tell Ryoko. I'll never hear the end of it.
Miroku: *grins* Oh don't worry...
Sophitia: What's that supposed to mean?
Miroku: Nothing. *continues walking through the forest*
Sophitia: *walks with Miroku, watching his hands with hawk eyes*
~*15 minutes later and Elsewhere*~
*Ryoko and Link have started walking again when the clouds turned gray and the rain came down*
Link: *running through the rain* What a day we're having, huh?
Ryoko: *running with Link and shivering because her pajamas are doing nothing against the cold rain* Uh-huh. Hurry up! You run slow!
Link: Oh, thanks!
Ryoko: No problem!
~*Meanwhile*~
Kagome: Why did it have to rain now?
Inu-Yasha: Quit complaining! I see a cave up ahead!
Kagome: Thank God!
Inu-Yasha: No, thank me!
Kagome: *sighs*
~*Meanwhile*~
Sango: Do you have any idea where we're going Shippo?
Shippo: No. Just run into that cave right there!
Sango: Are you crazy?!?! There could be demons in there!
Shippo: It's worth a try!
Sango: *sighs and runs into cave, which is the same one Kagome and Inu- Yasha are in*
~*Meanwhile*~
Miroku: *running* Are you okay? You look cold.
Sophitia: *running with Miroku and shivering in her pajamas, which are doing nothing to keep her warm, much like Ryoko's* I'm fine.
Miroku: *touches her arm* No you're not, you're freezing! *throws one of his robes around Sophitia*
Sophitia: *wraps robe around her* Thanks.
Miroku: Sure. Let's take shelter in this cave up ahead! *runs towards the cave, where everyone else is*
Sophitia: *follows*
~*Meanwhile*~
Link: Let's get in this cave!
Ryoko: Okay!
Link and Ryoko: *run into the cave*
CLIFFHANGER! What's gonna happen? Find out next time in........ Chapter 6: Reunion... In A Cave?
Sophitia: Hey Ryoko, how is it that items seem to come out of nowhere. Like your pillow and that couch that popped up in the chapter?
Ryoko: Sophitia, what did I say about questioning the plot or sudden appearance of items?
Sophitia: Oh, yeah. Sorry Ryoko.
Ryoko: You're forgiven. Anyway, like we've said before, this story is based on Sophitia's dream, and we would not tell of it. Well for a limited time only, (well, maybe not a limited time) I will be selling Sophitia's dream and the analysis! What is the price you ask? A review! And, if you've reviewed, e-mail our fanfiction.net e-mail (click on our pen name to see it) or e-mail Sophitia at ladytigerdemon@yahoo.com! If you request the dream and analysis, then your review must be signed, and keep in mind that the dream itself is rated R!
Sophitia: Ryoko, who said you could sell my dream?
Ryoko: Oh, come on. You know you want people to know! ^-^
Sophitia: No I don't!
Ryoko: Well, too late! The deal's already out!
Sophitia: Think nothing of it people! It was only dream! It's not real! *repeats until voice fades out and you, the reader, gets to the fanfic*
Chapter 5
A New Day, A New Set Of Torments
~*The next morning*~
Sophitia: *runs in an unknown direction, hearing an unknown person screaming louder*
An Unknown Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sophitia: *runs towards a room where the screaming grows louder*
Ryoko: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sophitia: *wakes up suddenly*
Link: *running away* I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!
Ryoko: *chasing Link while beating him with her pillow* What were you thinking?!?!
Sophitia: *turns to Sango, who is already awake* What's going on?
Sango: Ryoko woke up to find Link curled up next to her, and she didn't believe him when he said he was sleep walking.
Sophitia: Was he sleep walking?
Sango: Yeah, I watched him curl up to Ryoko, and I would tell Ryoko this, but I think it's better to wait and see what happens.
Sophitia: Oh. *gets up and stretches, then looks around the room* I guess I'm not the only one who can sleep through all this, huh?
Sango: Guess not. I knew Kagome and Miroku are hard to wake up, but I never thought Inu-Yasha could sleep like this.
Inu-Yasha: Feh. I can't.
Ryoko: *finally knocks Link to the ground, then beats him with her pillow until it rips*
Zelda: What have you done to my Link?!?!?!?!?!
Ryoko: He curled up to me last night and I gave him what his sick mind deserves.
Sango: He was sleep walking.
Ryoko: *looks at Sango* I thought he was lying . . .
Sango: Nope.
Ryoko: *feels stupid* -_-;;
Ruto and Shippo: *walk in and look around*
Ruto: I'm not even gonna ask . . .
Shippo: What happened?
Sango: *explains*
Shippo: *confused* What's so wrong about a guy curling up with a girl?
Everyone except Link, Shippo, Kagome, and Miroku: -_-;;
Sango: Never mind...
Kagome: *wakes up* What's going on?
Sango: *growing bored with explaining* We all just conveniently woke up right before you.
Shippo: *still confused* Link curled up with Ryoko last night.
Kagome: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Sango: *sighs* He was sleep walking...
Miroku: *rolls over in his sleep and mumbles* . . . please bear my chi-
Sophitia: *throws pillow at Miroku*
Zelda and Ruto: What kind of monk is he?
Kagome: *sighs* His own kind . . .
Link: *finally stops seeing colors flashing in front of his eyes* Owwwwww . . .
Ruto: My Link awakes . . .
Zelda: Your Link?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ruto: Yes, my Link!
Zelda: I don't think so! *slaps Ruto*
Ruto: *slaps Zelda*
Zelda and Ruto: *continues slapping each other*
Link: -_-;;
Ryoko: Will they ever learn? *sits next to Miroku for some odd reason*
Sophitia: When are they gonna get it through their royal heads? Link wants Ryoko. Isn't last night enough proof?
Ryoko: *runs to Sophitia and hits her with a certain staff*
Sophitia: Owww...... I'm gonna feel that one tonight.
Ryoko: Make no more comments, and this staff will never hit you again. *throws staff over shoulder, which lands on Miroku's stomach, finally waking him up*
Miroku: Oooooowwwwwwwwwww...................... Sango, I didn't do anything.
Sango: I didn't throw it, Ryoko did.
Miroku: Ryoko...
Ryoko: Sorry.
Sophitia: Now that sounded convincing...
Zelda and Ruto: *finally grow bored from slapping each other and sit down, each with a red mark on one cheek*
Kagome: *stomach growls*
Everyone: O.o
Kagome: Sorry, I'm just hungry.
Inu-Yasha: *going through Kagome's rather empty bag* Kagome, where's my Ramen?
Kagome: Oops, I must've thrown it over the cliff yesterday along with everything else.
Miroku: Let's make fish sticks!
Ryoko: O.o *suddenly remembers the dare she gave Sophitia yesterday* Okay Miroku. Sophitia, go make fish sticks with Miroku.
Sophitia: *is apparently the only one who forgot about the dare yesterday* Excuse me?!?!?!?!?!
Ryoko: Don't tell me you forgot the dare I gave you yesterday?
Sophitia: *looks upward and thinks* Oh, now I remember! ^_^
Everyone except Sophitia: *falls down anime style* -_-;;
Sophitia: *walks out of the room with Miroku*
Miroku: Sophitia, will you bear my child?
Everyone except Sophitia and Miroku: *flinches at the sound of staff hitting head*
Zelda: That's gotta hurt . . .
Ryoko: It does. Trust me, of all people, me and Sophitia would know.
Ruto: And I will trust that you do.
~*One hour later*~
Everyone: *eating homemade fish sticks*
Ryoko: These are really good!
Miroku: Thanks. They would've been done sooner if someone hadn't knocked me out . . . *glares at Sophitia*
Sophitia: *tries to grin innocently, but doesn't succeed*
Ryoko: If only you could see how fake that smile is.
Link: I'm sure you're absolutely innocent, huh Ryoko?
Ryoko: *tries to grin innocently, but has even more trouble than Sophitia*
Sophitia: And you call my smile fake?
Ruto: So what are we going to do today?
Miroku: Well, we could play truth or dare again. *looks hopefully at Sophitia*
Sophitia: *looks worried* No!
Ryoko: Leave her alone Miroku! Her games backfired enough!
Sophitia: My mind will be forever tainted.
Link: I had fun!
Miroku: Me too!
Ryoko and Sophitia: *glare*
Miroku: *remembers how violent Sophitia could be* Link...
Link: *remembers the pain he felt yesterday from Ryoko* What?
Miroku: Run.
Link and Miroku: *run they did*
Zelda: They can really run.
Ryoko: *looks at Sophitia* Were you going to do anything?
Sophitia: No. You?
Ryoko: Nope.
Inu-Yasha: I'm enjoying the absence of pervertedness already.
Shippo: *looks at Ryoko* Exactly how far did you get with Link yesterday?
Ryoko: O.O W-W-What?
Sophitia: *sighs* Shippo... how old are you?
Shippo: *holds up seven fingers and smiles* This many. ^_^
Sophitia: Oh, really . . .
Ryoko: *still in complete shock* He's only seven years old?
Shippo: *nods, not knowing a seven-year-old shouldn't be asking how far she got with Link*
Ryoko: I think I need to lie down . . . *walks out of the room*
Shippo: *confused* What's wrong with her?
Sophitia: She's in complete shock.
Shippo: Oh . . . why?
Sophitia: -_-;; Never mind.
Link and Miroku: *walk in and look around*
Link: YES!!!!!! Ryoko's gone! I'm safe!
Miroku: *looks at Sophitia, not knowing whether or not it's safe to sit down*
Sophitia: *looks at Miroku, then grabs his staff and grins evilly*
Miroku: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns and runs*
Zelda: *confused* What was that about?
Sophitia: No reason, I just felt like seeing him run in terror.
Link: So you weren't going to hit him or anything?
Sophitia: No, probably not.
Link: MIROKU!!!!!!!!! IT'S OKAY! SHE WASN'T GOING TO ATTACK YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!
Sophitia: -_-;;
Miroku: *sits down* Can I have my staff back?
Sophitia: No.
Miroku: Why not?
Sophitia: In case I need it again.
Miroku: *gulps*
Ryoko: *walks in the room*
Shippo: You never answered my question. How far-?
Sango: *covers Shippo's mouth*
Zelda: *burps suddenly* Sorry . . .
Everyone: O.O
(A/N: I know that was pointless, but I have always wanted to hear a princess burp for some unknown reason)
Miroku: *smiles* Well, at least I know the fish sticks were good.
Link: *suddenly loses control of his voice box* How do we know Miroku and Sophitia were telling the truth when they said Miroku was knocked out? *a perverted look appears on his face*
Sophitia: AND WHAT MAY I ASK ARE YOU SAYING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Miroku: *walks to Sophitia* May I have the honor?
Sophitia: *somehow understands what he means and hands him his staff* Sure.
Miroku: *chases Link around the room while beating him with the staff*
Ryoko: Now is that any way for a monk to act?
Miroku: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *laughs diabolically*
Kagome: I think someone's been around Inu-Yasha too long.
Sango: I'll say.
Miroku: *stops suddenly* I'm sorry Link, I'm not acting like a monk right now, am I?
Link: No . . .
Miroku: Oh, I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *continues to beat Link with his staff (A/N: Sorry Link fans. Please don't write hate mail or send us viruses or worse... bad reviews)*
Ryoko: *suddenly becomes afraid of Miroku*
Sophitia: *experiencing the same feeling as Ryoko, but runs up to Miroku anyway* Miroku, calm down. *tries to take away Miroku's staff*
Miroku: *not thinking clearly and has a surprising reaction to Sophitia's sudden approach... he attacks her with his staff and sends her falling back eight feet*
Sophitia: *paralyzed with shock and fear, not to mention pain*
Miroku: *realizes what he did* I'm sorry. *does his one hand prayer thing* Please forgive me.
Sophitia: *backs away*
Miroku: *stands still for a moment, then leaves the room*
Everyone: *hears a splash*
Ruto: Is he drowning trying to drown himself? O.O
Sango: *looks outside and sees Miroku sitting under a waterfall* No, he's purifying himself.
Ryoko: Now there's a little guilt. *turns and looks at Sophitia* Are you okay?
Sophitia: We should ask Link that. He's been hit at least 20 times.
Ryoko: *looks at Link, who already has Zelda and Ruto standing over him*
Zelda: Are you okay?
Ruto: He's not okay with a slut like you standing over him!
Zelda: How dare you!?!?
Ruto: Leave Link alone! He has Slut Number Two over there *points at Ryoko* chasing him! He doesn't need you any more!
Ryoko: I am not a slut and I am not chasing him!
Ruto: You are too!
Ryoko: Am not!
Ruto: Are too!
Ryoko: Am not!
Ruto: You are too!
Ryoko: Am not!
Ruto: You are too!
Ryoko: Am not!
Link: SHUT UP!
Zelda, Ruto, and Ryoko: *jump and look at Link*
Zelda and Ruto: Hmph!
Inu-Yasha: Feh! *walks out while Zelda and Ruto fight with Ryoko and everyone else watches* Hey, Miroku.
Miroku: I hear a lot of yelling. What's going on?
Inu-Yasha: Zelda and Ruto started fighting over Link, then they dragged Ryoko into the fight by calling her a slut. *shrugs* Nothing new, really.
Miroku: I see.
Inu-Yasha: What happened to you back there anyway?
Miroku: I didn't appreciate Link calling me and Sophitia liars and thinking I was that perverted, and I guess the situation got outta hand. How's Sophitia?
Inu-Yasha: She seems fine now. You caught her by surprise.
Miroku: I see.
Inu-Yasha: *wanting to lighten up the mood* So, how do you plan to get Sophitia to bear your child now?
Miroku: *glares* That's not funny.
~*Meanwhile*~
Ryoko: I am not a slut!
Zelda and Ruto: Yes you are!
Ryoko: Am not!
Link: Zelda, Ruto?
Zelda and Ruto: *gets starry eyed* Yes Link?
Link: Can I talk to you?
Zelda and Ruto: Of course. *follows Link into the other room and closes the door*
Link: I want you two to leave me and Ryoko alone. I like Ryoko now, not you.
Zelda: What?
Ruto: How can you do this to us?
Link: I have to choose one, and that one is her. So get over it! *opens door and Ryoko and Kagome and Shippo fall into the room*
Link: O.o
Kagome: Hi Link. Just checking to make sure the door opens. Yep, sure does. *runs off, with Ryoko and Shippo behind her*
Link: -_-;;
Zelda: So Link, you're in love with an eavesdropper?
Link: *smiles* Guess so.
Zelda and Ruto: -_-
Link: *walks away from Zelda and Ruto*
Inu-Yasha: *walks in from his chat with Miroku* Sophitia, Miroku wants to talk to you.
Sophitia: *nervously walks to Miroku* What?
Ryoko, Sango, Kagome, and Shippo: *sneak outside and listens closely*
Miroku: *walks up to Sophitia*
Sophitia: *flinches without thinking*
Miroku: I won't hit you. I just wanted to say I'm sorry. Are you okay?
Sophitia: Yeah, I guess so.
Miroku: Can you forgive me?
Ryoko: *interrupts* KISS HER ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sophitia: -_-;; Good old Ryoko . . .
Miroku: *laughs*
Sophitia: I guess I can forgive you.
Miroku and Sophitia: *silence, not able to think of anything to say*
Ryoko: Do I have to do everything?!?! *runs down to Miroku and Sophitia, and tries to push them together*
Sophitia: Ryoko, what are you doing?
Ryoko: *laughs* Nothing . . .
Sophitia: *walks away*
Miroku and Ryoko: *look at each other*
Ryoko: So . . .
Miroku: So . . .
Ryoko: Now how are you gonna get her to bear your child?
Miroku: O.o?
Kagome, Shippo and Sango: *burst out laughing*
~*15 minutes later*~
*Everyone is out walking in the woods. Sophitia (back to her old self) is trying to get Link and Ryoko together, while keeping Zelda and Ruto away from them. Sango is gladly helping. Kagome and Inu-Yasha are walking a few feet ahead of the group, talking about who knows what and surprisingly no one has bothered eavesdropping . . . yet. Shippo fell asleep on Miroku's shoulder, who was silently thinking to himself about who knows what*
Ryoko: Sophitia, what are you doing?
Sophitia: Nothing, just trying to give you and Link a moment together.
Sango: *sarcastically* Well, don't make it sound too obvious.
Sophitia: Oops . . .
Sango: -_-;;
Ryoko: Sophitia, Sango, I really don't like what you're doing.
Sophitia: *grins innocently, and somehow manages to make it look convincing* Why not Ryoko?
Ryoko: Because... *thinks for a moment* I said so.
Sophitia: You don't have a reason? I wonder why that is . . .
Ryoko: -_-;; *mutters* Sophitia . . .
Sophitia: What?
Ryoko: Nothing, nothing...
Link: *turns to Sophitia and Ryoko* Are you two usually like this?
Ryoko and Sophitia: Yep. ^_^
Link: -_-; O k a y . . .
Zelda and Ruto: What a couple of sluts.
Ryoko: *glares* Excuse me?
Zelda: We didn't say anything.
Sophitia: *obviously hasn't heard what they said* What did they say?
Ryoko: I thought they called us sluts, but I guess I was mistaken.
Sophitia: *not noticing the sarcasm in Ryoko's voice* Oh.
Everyone except Sophitia: -_-;; *mutters* Sophitia . . .
Sophitia: Why are you all saying my name like that?!?
Kagome: Inu-Yasha SIT!!
Inu-Yasha: *falls face first into the ground* What was that for wench?!?!
Kagome: You're almost as perverted as Miroku!!!!!!!!
Inu-Yasha: What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Miroku: *grins in a perverted sort of way* So Inu-Yasha, what did you do now?
Inu-Yasha: I didn't do anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: He tried to put his hand-
Ryoko: Please don't. You'll give Link and Miroku ideas.
Shippo: *wakes up* What's going *yawns* on?
Sophitia: We are all just walking through the forest, not saying a word.
Shippo: But *yawns* I heard *yawns* yelling . . .
Zelda: You were dreaming.
Shippo: Oh. *falls asleep on Miroku's shoulder again*
Ruto: -_-;;
Link: So, what did Inu-Yasha do?
Kagome: Nothing.
Link: Why don't you wanna tell me?
Kagome: You'll get ideas and corrupt Ryoko more than she already is.
Ryoko: Hey!
Link: No I won't.
Kagome: Yes you will.
Link: No I won't.
Kagome: Yes you will.
~*Fight continues for another 15 minutes*~
*Silence*
Sophitia: *gets an idea (A/N: No, it's not another game.) and whispers something to everyone except Link and Ryoko*
Link: So Ryoko, will you bear-?
Ryoko: *flatly* No. *mutters* I'm gonna kill Miroku. I'm gonna kill Miroku.
Everyone except Link and Ryoko: *begins to walk slowly, falling behind Link and Ryoko until they were no longer in sight*
Ryoko: *turns around* Where is everybody?
Link: *turns around too* It appears that everyone fell behind.
Ryoko: Accidentally or purposely?
Link: Purposely, probably. Or else they will be yelling for us, maybe.
Ryoko: And I'll bet Sophitia had something to do with this . . . (A/N: She never misses a thing, does she?)
Link: Well we can enjoy the moment, can't we?
Ryoko: -_-;; I'm gonna kill Sophitia. I'm gonna kill Sophitia.
Link: What about Miroku?
Ryoko: Yeah, him too.
~*Meanwhile*~
Zelda: Okay, I'm going back for Link now!
Sango: You're staying right here!
Ruto: I'm going back for him too! There's no telling what him and that slut will do!
Sophitia: Will you stop calling her a slut?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *knocks them out with a stick that was picked up off the ground*
Miroku: Now what are we going to do with them? We can't just leave them here.
Inu-Yasha: We can leave them at Lady Kaede's village and say they were attacked by demons.
Everyone else: Okay.
Inu-Yasha: *runs to Lady Kaede's village with Ruto and Zelda on his back* Old woman, will you take care of these two?
Lady Kaede: What happened? And why do they look so strange? Are they demons?
Inu-Yasha: They're from another world and they were attacked by demons. And if they say anything about people named Link or Ryoko, then don't believe them. *leaves*
Kagome: What took you so long?
Inu-Yasha: The old bat wanted to ask a couple of questions. And I wasn't gone that long!
Kagome: Well excuse me!
Inu-Yasha: You're excused!
Kagome: Hmph!
Inu-Yasha: Feh!
Miroku: Here we go again...
Sango: Let's just leave these two alone for now.
Inu-Yasha and Kagome: *continue fighting while Sango, Shippo, Miroku, and Sophitia leave*
~*Meanwhile*~
Link: My feet hurt.
Ryoko: Good for you.
Link: Where are we?
Ryoko: No clue.
Ganon and Rauru: *pop out from the trees*
Rauru: Hi Link! Hi Ryoko!
Link and Ryoko: hi...
Ganon: Ooooooooooooooooooh... What are you two doing out here alone?
Ryoko: Sophitia set this up, so don't get any ideas.
Rauru: How do you know she set this up?
Ryoko: I just know her very well.
Ganon: Oh. Guess what?
Rauru: We're getting married!!!!!!!
Ryoko and Link: EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ganon and Rauru: *skip off, hand-in-hand*
Link: I'm gonna have nightmares for a looooooong time.
Ryoko: That was more than I ever wanted to see.
Link and Ryoko: *stand still, trying to shake off the shock*
~*Meanwhile*~
Sango: Do you think we should find Ryoko and Link? They're probably gonna get lost.
Sophitia: It's too late to worry about them getting lost, trust me.
Sango: I think we should look for them.
Miroku: I think we should too.
Shippo: *wakes up* That was a refreshing nap. I couldn't sleep good. Ruto snores too loudly. *looks around* Hey, where is everyone?
Sophitia: We left Ryoko and Link to be alone, Ruto and Zelda are knocked out and are with Lady Kaede, and Inu-Yasha and Kagome are fighting.
Shippo: Again??
Miroku: Yes. Again.
Sango: I think we should split up and look for Ryoko and Link. Miroku, you and Sophitia go that way *points to the right* and me and Shippo will go this way. *points to the left*
Sophitia: Sango, what are you thinking?
Sango: *grins mischievously* Oh, nothing. *runs to the left before another word could be said*
Sophitia: Great.
Miroku: *looking at Sophitia* Shall we go then?
Sophitia: Sure.
~*Meanwhile*~
Shippo: What was that about?
Sango: Nothing. *grins, obviously proud of herself*
Shippo: Hmmmmmmm.......... How far do you think Miroku will get with Sophitia?
Sango: Shippo...
Shippo: What?
Sango: Don't ask those questions.
Shippo: *looks disappointed* Okay . . .
~*15 minutes later*~
Kagome: SIT!
Inu-Yasha: *falls into mud* OW!
Kagome: *looks around* Where is everyone?
Inu-Yasha: Nice to know you care about me!
Kagome: *ignores him* I think we lost them.
Inu-Yasha: What was your first clue?!
~*Meanwhile (A/N: Yes, we are jumping scenes a lot, aren't we?)*~
*Link and Ryoko are laying five feet apart in a field looking at the clouds*
Link: That looks like Ganon's rear!
Ryoko: *sarcastic* That's always nice to know.
Link: Sorry.
Ryoko: That looks like Darunia!
Link: Strange how many clouds relate to my world.
Ryoko: That looks like spilt milk!
Link: They all do in some way.
Ryoko: I know. I just thought I'd point that out.
~*Meanwhile*~
*Sango and Shippo are laying on a tree branch. Well, Shippo is anyway. Sango is sitting on the same branch and leaning against the tree trunk*
Shippo: Sango, what do you think everyone else is doing?
Sango: I don't know Link and Ryoko well enough to tell, but Kagome probably sat Inu-Yasha a few times and now they're getting along again.
Shippo: And Zelda and Ruto...?
Sango: Probably still out cold.
Shippo: And Miroku and Sophitia...?
Sango: Miroku is probably being his normal perverted self and Sophitia is probably wishing she could find anybody to take her away from Miroku.
Shippo: So nothing new then?
Sango: No.
Shippo: Ok.
~*Meanwhile*~
Miroku: *has been trying to not be perverted, but can no longer hold himself back*
Sophitia: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps in shock and is mad at herself for stupidly letting her guard down* MIROKU! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!
Miroku: What are you talking about?
Sophitia: You know what I'm talking about! You grabbed my @$$!!!!!
Miroku: *looks down at his hands* I'm sorry, I don't recall.
Sophitia: Miroku...
Miroku: *gulps*
Sophitia: *shaking with anger and surprise*
Miroku: Okay, I'm ready for anything you hit me with.
Sophitia: *breathing really hard* How did I get stuck with you?
Miroku: Sango ran off with Shippo and left us alone.
Sophitia: *sighs*
Miroku: *prepares for hit*
Sophitia: I'm not going to hit you. Just don't do it again. And don't tell Ryoko. I'll never hear the end of it.
Miroku: *grins* Oh don't worry...
Sophitia: What's that supposed to mean?
Miroku: Nothing. *continues walking through the forest*
Sophitia: *walks with Miroku, watching his hands with hawk eyes*
~*15 minutes later and Elsewhere*~
*Ryoko and Link have started walking again when the clouds turned gray and the rain came down*
Link: *running through the rain* What a day we're having, huh?
Ryoko: *running with Link and shivering because her pajamas are doing nothing against the cold rain* Uh-huh. Hurry up! You run slow!
Link: Oh, thanks!
Ryoko: No problem!
~*Meanwhile*~
Kagome: Why did it have to rain now?
Inu-Yasha: Quit complaining! I see a cave up ahead!
Kagome: Thank God!
Inu-Yasha: No, thank me!
Kagome: *sighs*
~*Meanwhile*~
Sango: Do you have any idea where we're going Shippo?
Shippo: No. Just run into that cave right there!
Sango: Are you crazy?!?! There could be demons in there!
Shippo: It's worth a try!
Sango: *sighs and runs into cave, which is the same one Kagome and Inu- Yasha are in*
~*Meanwhile*~
Miroku: *running* Are you okay? You look cold.
Sophitia: *running with Miroku and shivering in her pajamas, which are doing nothing to keep her warm, much like Ryoko's* I'm fine.
Miroku: *touches her arm* No you're not, you're freezing! *throws one of his robes around Sophitia*
Sophitia: *wraps robe around her* Thanks.
Miroku: Sure. Let's take shelter in this cave up ahead! *runs towards the cave, where everyone else is*
Sophitia: *follows*
~*Meanwhile*~
Link: Let's get in this cave!
Ryoko: Okay!
Link and Ryoko: *run into the cave*
CLIFFHANGER! What's gonna happen? Find out next time in........ Chapter 6: Reunion... In A Cave?