Zelda Meets Inu-Yasha
By Ryoko and Sophitia
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Sophitia: Wow, I can't believe some of you actually stayed with us this long.
Ryoko: What can we say? They love us! ^^
Link: Who?
Miroku: Us?
Sophitia and Ryoko: -_-;;;
And now, a word to our loyal reviewers out there!
To Karigan:
Ryoko: Thank you for the review. And if you like Link, you can have him!
Link: Of course she likes me. I'm just too irresistible for my own good. *admires reflection in mirror*
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To Maxium24X Dragoon:
Sophitia: We're glad your friend likes our story. Here's an update!
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To Zelda-Yasha 1/2:
Sophitia: If we find time, we'll try to write a more serious fanfic (if it's serious, it's guaranteed to not be in script format). But this story is far from over. We don't even know how the ending is gonna be-
Ryoko: *hits her with her pillow* Don't say that! It makes us look bad!
~*~*~ To Jus a fan
Link: *sniffs* I have a fan who wants me back in the picture!
Miroku: Believe me, there will be fluff in later chapters. You'll just have to be a little more patient because Inu-Yasha and Kagome fight too much and Sophitia and Ryoko are way too stubborn.
Sophitia: Hey! This is our story!
Ryoko: Yeah! Only we're allowed to answer reviews!
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To Fireblades
Ryoko: ^^ We're glad you like our story. We just like to add more chapters at random periods.
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To Kirby
Sophitia: ^-^ We're happy, too.
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To angeredfairy
Sophitia: @.@
Ryoko: *points to Sophitia* Translated, that means "Damn, that's a long review." Anyway, we had fun reading the review, and we'll have fun reading the next one with Link.
Sophitia: Of course you will. You're the one who's in love with him.
Ryoko: Am not!
Sophitia: Are too!
Ryoko: Am not!
Sophitia and Miroku: Are too!
Sophitia: See! Even Miroku agrees with me!
Ryoko: Of course he'll agree with you. You're the one who's in love with him.
Sophitia: Am not!
Ryoko and Miroku: Are too!
Ryoko: See! Even Miroku agrees with me!
Miroku: I'm sensing a pattern.
Sophitia: *pushes him away from desk* This is our review to answer, not yours!
Ryoko: Anyway, angeredfairy, we'll try to take it easy on the Zelda bashing (but it won't be for a while since there is a lot more added to the story already after this chapter). In fact, we'll give you a hint. Zelda gets her moment of spotlight in a later chapter. Keep reading for more information! (And as for Ruto, we'll try to give her a break, too.)
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Sophitia: I think we've answered the rest of them already.
Ryoko: I think so, too. Okay, time to continue the long awaited chapter.
Miroku and Link: And write some reviews to us!
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Chapter 7 Lost But Not Alone
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The next morning.
Sophitia: *shivers*
Miroku: *puts arms around Sophitia*
Sophitia: *stops shivering and smiles*
Ryoko: *wakes up and finds herself and Link to still be in the positions they were in when they fell asleep* Whew. *looks over at Sophitia and Miroku, sees them curled up together, and stifles a giggle*
Sophitia: Mmph.*turns over and snuggles up to Miroku, who is looking very pleased*
Miroku: Finally.*happy*
Sophitia: *wakes up with a start* WAAAH!!!! WHAT are you doing?! *pushes Miroku away*
Miroku: Hey, you curled up by me, and I wasn't about to ruin that.*grinning sheepishly* By the way, Sophitia, will-
Sophitia: *flatly* No.
Miroku: Damn.
Ryoko: Well, it was worth a try, Miroku.*pats him on the shoulder*
Miroku: Hey! Ryoko, will.*Link gives him an evil glare* .erm, never mind. *grins innocently*
Ryoko: -_-;;
Link: Don't talk to my woman or I'll beat you down!!!
Ryoko: O.o Since when am I your woman?
Sophitia: You've been his woman since you two met, don't lie.*grinning at Ryoko in that certain way that is extremely funny and makes her laugh really hard*
Ryoko: *blushing and laughing* No...no, I haven't. *turning very red and grinning widely*
Miroku: See? She's smiling!!! She likes you, Link!!! *poking Ryoko in her sides*
Ryoko: *gets redder, if that's even possible* N-no, I-I d-don't!!! *giggling madly*
Link: *very happy*
Zelda: See?! She's a slut, I tell you, a SLUT!!!!
Ruto: Yeah!!! *agreeing with Zelda for once*
Sophitia: *sighs and grabs Miroku's staff, then sneaks up on Ruto and Zelda and knocks them both out again*
Inu-Yasha: *carries them back to Lady Kaede's hut and leaves them there...again*
Miroku: *continues to poke Ryoko* You like him!! *grinning in an all- knowing manner*
Ryoko: *blushes even redder, then motions for Sophitia to give her Miroku's staff*
Sophitia: *tosses it to Ryoko and giggles*
Ryoko: Stop it!!! *giggles insanely as she hits Miroku over the head with his staff*
Miroku: Owww...*drooling from the huge impact of staff on head*
Ryoko: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! *laughing maniacally*
Link: *looking dazedly at Ryoko* My woman ^_^
Ryoko: -_-;;;;;;;;;;; Stop that...
A certain person's voice: Uhh...whatareyoudoing??
Sophitia: Aww, not her again...
Dani: *walks up to Sango* Uhh...whatareyoudoing?? Do you know him? *points to Miroku* He's cute.
Sango: -_-;;;; *walks away from Dani*
Ryoko: Wow, that's the most intelligent thing I've ever heard from her. It's amazing.
Link: I can believe that. *grins, walks over to Ryoko, and gives her a hug*
Ryoko: O...kay, just this once... *lets Link hug her for about 15 seconds and then lets go, walking toward Dani* Time to die!!!! ^_^ *whacks Dani with a certain pillow that once again has appeared out of nowhere*
Dani: I'm telling my mommy! That hurt......... Uhh.........whatareyoudoing??
Sophitia: Aww, she almost said a whole sentence without saying "whatareyoudoing"...*picks up Miroku's staff and beats Dani with it*
Inu-Yasha: *takes Dani to Lady Kaede's as well*
~*30 minutes later*~
*Everyone was walking through the cave and Ryoko and Link get separated from the group*
Link: Was this Sophitia's doing?
Ryoko: I highly doubt she'd do this in a dark, unknown cave.
Link: Okay...
Link and Ryoko: *slip down a sudden drop in the cave's tunnel* WWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryoko: *feels around, since there is no light*
Link: *hears Ryoko moving around* What are you doing now?
Ryoko: Trying to figure out where we are. *feels around for a few more minutes, and discovers that where they are is a circular cavern and the ceiling is unreachable, even when standing on Link's shoulders*
Ryoko: Sophitia! Ganon! Rauru! Inu-Yasha! Sango! Shippo! Kagome! Miroku!
Link: *listens* I don't think they can hear you.
Ryoko: I realize this. *panics and thinks* Great, now I'm stuck with this perverted Hero Of Time...
Link: *thinking* Great, now I'm stuck with Ryoko all alone!
~*15 minutes later*~
Ryoko: *now panicking after feeling three spiders*
Link: I can't see you Ryoko. Are you there? *feels around for Ryoko*
Ryoko: *slaps Link after feeling a hand fall on her* YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Oooooowwwwwwwwwww.....
~*5 minutes later*~
Ryoko: *finally losing it* Link? How long have we been here?
Link: No clue.
Ryoko: I'm scared. Where are you? *feels around for Link*
Link: *jumps in surprise* And you called me a pervert?!?!?!
Ryoko: That was an accident!
Link: Or was it?
Ryoko: *tries to slap Link, but misses due to darkness*
Link: What was that wind that just went by my knee?
Ryoko: I tried to slap you, but I can't see.
Link: Ah.
~*Meanwhile*~
*Everyone else is looking all over for Link and Ryoko. Sophitia is yelling her lungs out, while everyone else tries to get her to be quiet*
Sophitia: RYOKO!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!
Inu-Yasha: Will you be quiet? There could be anything in here!
Sophitia: But she's my friend! And I can't just whisper her name and expect her to hear me!
Miroku: You should be quiet. A demon could hear you and find us, or Link and Ryoko could respond and a demon could hear them, find them, and then kill them.
Sophitia: But-
Miroku: If you want a demon to find them, then keep yelling. Otherwise, it would be wise to keep our voices down.
Sophitia: *silence*
Inu-Yasha: How is it that we couldn't get her mouth shut?
Sophitia: So what're we gonna do?
*Silence*
Sophitia: You mean none of you had a plan?
*Silence*
Sophitia: Oh this is great.
Sango: Well, we could split up...
Sophitia: If that's what it takes to find them, then I'll do anything.
Shippo: I wanna go with Kagome!
Inu-Yasha: No! I'm going with her!
Everyone: O.o?
Inu-Yasha: She doesn't have a bow or arrows. How is she going to be able to protect herself and Shippo?
Sango: Good point.
Shippo: I wanna go with Sango, because she's got a big boomerang bone!
Inu-Yasha, Sango, Shippo, and Kagome: *look at Miroku and Sophitia*
Sophitia: *notices this* No! I am not going with him! *points at Miroku*
Miroku: And you would rather go alone?
Sophitia: Yes!
Miroku: And what would you do if you found a demon?
Sophitia: ...
Miroku: And what if you find Link and Ryoko dead?
Sophitia: Probably have the same reaction I'd have if I was with anyone else, which I don't even wanna think about what would happen!
Miroku: The point is, none of us should go alone.
Sophitia: Why should I go with you?!?!
Miroku: Because Shippo needs Sango's protection, and Kagome... well... *looks hopeful*
Inu-Yasha: Sessho-Maru would be my best friend before I let you go alone with Kagome!
Miroku: *turns to Sophitia* There, you see. And if I go with Inu-Yasha, we'll end up killing each other.
Inu-Yasha: I'd be the one doing the killing! I can kill you so easily.
Miroku: I could kill you faster.
Sango: Okay! Stop. I'll go with Shippo, Inu-Yasha and Kagome will go, and you two will go. *points at Sophitia and Miroku* No questions asked.
Sophitia: Or I can go with Sango and Shippo can go with Miroku!
Shippo: Okay!
Inu-Yasha: That won't work either. Sango can fight against anything that comes close or stays far away. Miroku can only use his staff. Shippo could be dead by the time a demon gets close.
Sophitia: Can't Miroku use his hellhole?
Inu-Yasha: No. Naraku set up a trap not too long ago and it resulted in Miroku's hand getting wounded, meaning he can't use it or it will open more, causing him to die sooner.
Sophitia: What a way to shut down a good weapon...
Sango: In any case, Sophitia can most likely help Miroku a lot more than Shippo can. So it will be better if you to go. Are you good with any weapons?
Sophitia: *smiles* Numchucks.
Sango: *hands her some* I've never used them before, so they should be in good condition.
Sophitia: Cool!
Inu-Yasha: *picks up three sticks* Shippo, light these.
Shippo: *uses foxfire to light sticks*
Inu-Yasha: *hands one to Sango, Miroku, and Kagome, then puts Kagome on his back* Feh. See you all later if your weak selves can last that long.
Kagome: Don't make me say the s-word.
Inu-Yasha: *runs in one direction*
Sango: Come on Shippo. Good luck, Sophitia. *walks away with Shippo*
Sophitia: *watches everyone leave and thinks* Great, now I'm stuck with this perverted monk. *sighs in frustration*
Miroku: *watches Sophitia and thinks* Great, now I'm stuck with Sophitia! Lucky me! *smiles to self*
Sophitia: What is that smile for?
Miroku: *stops smiling* Nothing.
Sophitia: *sighs*
~*Meanwhile*~
Ryoko: *sitting next to Link* Link, we may never see Sophitia or Miroku or Sango or Shippo or Inu-Yasha or Kagome ever again.
Link: Look at the bright side.
Ryoko: *looks into darkness* What bright side?
Link: We won't see Ruto or Zelda or Dani ever again either.
Ryoko: We may never see Ganon and Rauru's wedding.
Link: *laughs*
Ryoko: *gasps* We won't even see each other ever again!
Link: *stops laughing* That is a bad thought.
Ryoko: *hugs Link*
Link: Ryoko?
Ryoko: *silence*
Link: *millions of dirty thoughts go through head* Ryoko?
Ryoko: *silence*
Link: *dirty thoughts come to an end* Ryoko, are you asleep?
Ryoko: Mmph...
Link: *sighs* Go figure. She probably doesn't know what she's doing.
Ryoko: Yes I do. And I'm not asleep. I'm just thinking.
Link: About what?
Ryoko: About- *stops suddenly, then reaches for neck* AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ryoko: Sophitia's spike chain. She was letting me wear it. I don't have it with me. She's gonna kill me when she finds out.
Link: No, she won't. She probably hasn't even thought about it.
Ryoko: My bracelet is gone, too.
Link: Don't worry.
Ryoko: And my shirt is gone, too.
Link: Really? *sounds hopeful*
Ryoko: I was kidding.
Link: Oh. *disappointed*
Ryoko: Do you think they're worried about us?
Link: Sure. And I'll bet Sophitia is so worried that she wouldn't notice if Miroku grabbed her.
Ryoko: *giggles*
(A/N: Let's test that theory, shall we?)
~*Meanwhile*~
Sophitia: *scared out of her mind* Where is she?
Miroku: I'm not sure.
Sophitia: *grabs torch away from Miroku and bends over a rock to see behind it*
Miroku: *notices his open opportunity*
Sophitia: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns around* Miroku! How could you even think of such a thing at a time like this?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Miroku: *looks nervous*
Sophitia: *jumps towards Miroku, who runs away* Get back here! *swings torch at Miroku*
(A/N: Nope, Link stands corrected...)
~*Meanwhile*~
Inu-Yasha and Kagome: *hears an echo of Sophitia scream*
Kagome: Was that Sophitia?
Inu-Yasha: Sounded like it. I was waiting for that scream.
Kagome: Inu-Yasha!
Inu-Yasha: What? You didn't think that Miroku could stand not being perverted, did you?
Kagome: No... but what if it was a demon?
Inu-Yasha: I highly doubt that. She doesn't seem the type to scream because of a demon, at least not that loud.
Kagome: But Inu-Yasha!
Inu-Yasha: If she screams again, we'll go back. Not even Shippo and Myoga could scream that loud, combined.
Kagome: Okay...
~*Meanwhile*~
Ryoko: Did you hear that?
Link: It sounded like a scream.
Ryoko: I think it was... Sophitia!!!!!!!
Link: Sounds like my theory was wrong about her and Miroku.
Ryoko: Guess so. Sophitia would never scream that loud even if she found a demon.
Link: I didn't think she seemed like the type.
Ryoko: *smells something odd* What's that smell?
Link: *sniffs air* No clue.
Ryoko: *sniffs air* It smells like, like... BLOOD! *puts hand to shoulder, where she has felt a sharp pain for quite a while and sniffs hand* My shoulder's bleeding!
Link: How?
Ryoko: I don't know. It doesn't feel too bad.
Link: Are you okay?
Ryoko: I just said it didn't feel too bad, didn't I?
~*Meanwhile*~
Sophitia: *stops running and tries to catch breath*
Miroku: *stops as well and looks around* Hey, what is that? *picks something up*
Sophitia: *walks over to Miroku* Let me see. *recognizes item* Oh, no.
Miroku: What?
Sophitia: That's my spike chain I let Ryoko wear! Where did you find that?
Miroku: Right here. *points at ground*
Sophitia: Y-Y-You find that near that puddle of blood?
Miroku: Uh-oh.
Sophitia: *panicking* Where is she? Where is Ryoko?
Miroku: I wish I could tell you.
Sophitia: Ryoko!!!!!!!!!
*Silence*
Miroku: I'm sorry.
Sophitia: *collapses onto knees*
Miroku: Sophitia...
Sophitia: Leave me alone Miroku!
Miroku: I sense demon energy somewhere near here.
Sophitia: Then run if you want to.
Miroku: But-
Sophitia: I'm not leaving without Ryoko!
Miroku: But she's gone. We can't help that. *kneels down and puts hand on Sophitia's shoulder*
Sophitia: *leans on Miroku* She can't be dead.
Miroku: *tries to help Sophitia up*
Sophitia: *stands, walks a few steps, then collapses and falls down a drop in the cave wall, and brings Miroku down with her*
Sophitia and Miroku: *slide down to... wherever*
~*Meanwhile*~
Link: Ryoko, are you asleep this time?
Ryoko: No, Link. I'm not.
Link: Oh.
Ryoko: *sees a light glowing slightly, then coming closer and bigger quickly* What's that?
Link: I don't know...
Ryoko: *keeps staring at light, which is hurting her eyes after being in the dark for so long* I think it's... it's...
Link: It's a torch! *jumps up to catch it before it hits the ground*
Ryoko: *blinks in the light* But where did it come from?
Link: No clue.
~*Meanwhile*~
Sophitia: WHERE ARE WE GOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Miroku: We may just keep falling forever until my hellhole swallows us!
Sophitia: WELL THERE'S A NICE THOUGHT MIROKU!!! WE'VE ONLY BEEN GOING FOR 30 SECONDS, NOT AN HOUR!!!!!!! AND WE'RE SLIDING, NOT FALLING!!!!
Miroku: It's just a theory!
Miroku and Sophitia: *finally stop sliding and fall for a few seconds*
Miroku: *falls into a small cavern with a hard ground and is dimly lit* I know I bruised something...
Sophitia: *lands on Miroku* Owww....
Miroku: Gee, Sophitia, I didn't know you cared.
Sophitia: Shut up. *stands up in pain*
Soft Voice: Sophitia...?
Sophitia: Huh, Ryoko?
Ryoko: *voice is no longer soft* Sophitia!
Sophitia: Ryoko!
Ryoko and Sophitia: *hug* (A/N: What? They're friends, they missed each other.)
Ryoko: I thought I wouldn't see you again!
Sophitia: I thought you were dead!
Link: Don't I get a hug?
Ryoko and Sophitia: *jump and break apart in shock*
Ryoko: No.
Link: Why?
Sophitia: *hugs Miroku*
Ryoko and Link: Woah.
Sophitia: Thank you, Miroku.
Miroku: For what? What did I do?
Sophitia: If you never would've grabbed me, I wouldn't have chased you around the cave, meaning you never would've found my spike chain next to the blood, meaning I would've never collapsed, meaning we wouldn't have fallen down here and found Ryoko and Link!
Ryoko and Link: O.O?
Miroku: Uh... *blinks in confusion and thinking* How did she connect all that together in such a short amount of time? *then he realized he was being hugged for it, so he hugged her back*
Sophitia: *blink blink* Wait a minute. *pulls away from Miroku* I can't believe I just said that!
Ryoko: I was thinking the same thing...
Miroku: Did you mean that?
Sophitia: *still can't believe how she lost control of herself* Yes. *blushes* Wait... no! I mean... Argh! I don't know any more!
Ryoko: *takes advantage of the moment* Awww.......... How cute. Sophitia has a crush on the monk! *gets childish face and pokes Sophitia's sides*
Sophitia: *not effected by the poking* No I don't!
Ryoko: You're blushing!
Sophitia: No I'm not!
Link: Looks like Miroku's got a girlfriend!
Sophitia: *looks at Link, then Ryoko, then Link, then Ryoko...* I'm sorry. We didn't mean to interrupt anything here.
Ryoko: *blushes* You weren't interrupting anything.
Miroku: I think we were.
Link: You did.
Ryoko: No they didn't! *looks around* Miroku, where's your staff?
Miroku: *grabs staff, which was behind him* Not this time!
Ryoko: Where's my pillow?
Sophitia: AAAHHHHH!!!!!!! Ryoko! The least you can do is wait until we get out of here! Miroku and me have nowhere to go when you *CENSORED*!
Link and Miroku: O.O
Ryoko: *shocked* Sophitia!
Sophitia: Oops, sorry. ^-^;; Lost control of my tongue again. *covers mouth*
Ryoko: Only a little bit!
Sophitia: *laughs nervously, as the cavern is made of rock and has absolutely no room to run away* Am I in trouble?
Ryoko: *glares* Yes!
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DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!
The end... for now.
So... What punishment does Ryoko have in store for Sophitia? Will Sophitia be punished? Will the four "innocent" (A/N: innocent my ass...) victims ever be found? Does Miroku like Sophitia's perverse comment because it might possibly show that she also has a perverted side? (Sophitia: I do not!) Will Ryoko and Sophitia ever fall in love with Link and Miroku?
All these questions will be answered next time on Zelda Meets Inu-Yasha! (well... maybe not the last question...)
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REVIEW!
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Miroku: I am open to accept any reviews from any of you fans out there!
Link: Me too!
Inu-Yasha, Kagome, Sango, Shippo, Zelda, Rauru, Ganon, Ruto, Zelda, and Dani: Us too!
Sophitia: This is our story!
Ryoko: You're not allowed to have reviews!
Link: But if it weren't for us, you wouldn't even have a story.
Miroku: Besides, if people do send a review to us, you'll have to let us answer.
Ryoko and Sophitia: Says who?
Kagome: Says the rulebook of writing fan fiction and reading and responding to reviews.
Ruto: See? *points to book titled "The Rulebook Of Writing Fan Fiction And Reading And Responding To Reviews"*
Zelda: *takes book away* That is so cliché. *opens book* Hey, this is kind of good. *reads*
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Sophitia: Wow, I can't believe some of you actually stayed with us this long.
Ryoko: What can we say? They love us! ^^
Link: Who?
Miroku: Us?
Sophitia and Ryoko: -_-;;;
And now, a word to our loyal reviewers out there!
To Karigan:
Ryoko: Thank you for the review. And if you like Link, you can have him!
Link: Of course she likes me. I'm just too irresistible for my own good. *admires reflection in mirror*
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To Maxium24X Dragoon:
Sophitia: We're glad your friend likes our story. Here's an update!
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To Zelda-Yasha 1/2:
Sophitia: If we find time, we'll try to write a more serious fanfic (if it's serious, it's guaranteed to not be in script format). But this story is far from over. We don't even know how the ending is gonna be-
Ryoko: *hits her with her pillow* Don't say that! It makes us look bad!
~*~*~ To Jus a fan
Link: *sniffs* I have a fan who wants me back in the picture!
Miroku: Believe me, there will be fluff in later chapters. You'll just have to be a little more patient because Inu-Yasha and Kagome fight too much and Sophitia and Ryoko are way too stubborn.
Sophitia: Hey! This is our story!
Ryoko: Yeah! Only we're allowed to answer reviews!
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To Fireblades
Ryoko: ^^ We're glad you like our story. We just like to add more chapters at random periods.
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To Kirby
Sophitia: ^-^ We're happy, too.
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To angeredfairy
Sophitia: @.@
Ryoko: *points to Sophitia* Translated, that means "Damn, that's a long review." Anyway, we had fun reading the review, and we'll have fun reading the next one with Link.
Sophitia: Of course you will. You're the one who's in love with him.
Ryoko: Am not!
Sophitia: Are too!
Ryoko: Am not!
Sophitia and Miroku: Are too!
Sophitia: See! Even Miroku agrees with me!
Ryoko: Of course he'll agree with you. You're the one who's in love with him.
Sophitia: Am not!
Ryoko and Miroku: Are too!
Ryoko: See! Even Miroku agrees with me!
Miroku: I'm sensing a pattern.
Sophitia: *pushes him away from desk* This is our review to answer, not yours!
Ryoko: Anyway, angeredfairy, we'll try to take it easy on the Zelda bashing (but it won't be for a while since there is a lot more added to the story already after this chapter). In fact, we'll give you a hint. Zelda gets her moment of spotlight in a later chapter. Keep reading for more information! (And as for Ruto, we'll try to give her a break, too.)
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Sophitia: I think we've answered the rest of them already.
Ryoko: I think so, too. Okay, time to continue the long awaited chapter.
Miroku and Link: And write some reviews to us!
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Chapter 7 Lost But Not Alone
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The next morning.
Sophitia: *shivers*
Miroku: *puts arms around Sophitia*
Sophitia: *stops shivering and smiles*
Ryoko: *wakes up and finds herself and Link to still be in the positions they were in when they fell asleep* Whew. *looks over at Sophitia and Miroku, sees them curled up together, and stifles a giggle*
Sophitia: Mmph.*turns over and snuggles up to Miroku, who is looking very pleased*
Miroku: Finally.*happy*
Sophitia: *wakes up with a start* WAAAH!!!! WHAT are you doing?! *pushes Miroku away*
Miroku: Hey, you curled up by me, and I wasn't about to ruin that.*grinning sheepishly* By the way, Sophitia, will-
Sophitia: *flatly* No.
Miroku: Damn.
Ryoko: Well, it was worth a try, Miroku.*pats him on the shoulder*
Miroku: Hey! Ryoko, will.*Link gives him an evil glare* .erm, never mind. *grins innocently*
Ryoko: -_-;;
Link: Don't talk to my woman or I'll beat you down!!!
Ryoko: O.o Since when am I your woman?
Sophitia: You've been his woman since you two met, don't lie.*grinning at Ryoko in that certain way that is extremely funny and makes her laugh really hard*
Ryoko: *blushing and laughing* No...no, I haven't. *turning very red and grinning widely*
Miroku: See? She's smiling!!! She likes you, Link!!! *poking Ryoko in her sides*
Ryoko: *gets redder, if that's even possible* N-no, I-I d-don't!!! *giggling madly*
Link: *very happy*
Zelda: See?! She's a slut, I tell you, a SLUT!!!!
Ruto: Yeah!!! *agreeing with Zelda for once*
Sophitia: *sighs and grabs Miroku's staff, then sneaks up on Ruto and Zelda and knocks them both out again*
Inu-Yasha: *carries them back to Lady Kaede's hut and leaves them there...again*
Miroku: *continues to poke Ryoko* You like him!! *grinning in an all- knowing manner*
Ryoko: *blushes even redder, then motions for Sophitia to give her Miroku's staff*
Sophitia: *tosses it to Ryoko and giggles*
Ryoko: Stop it!!! *giggles insanely as she hits Miroku over the head with his staff*
Miroku: Owww...*drooling from the huge impact of staff on head*
Ryoko: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! *laughing maniacally*
Link: *looking dazedly at Ryoko* My woman ^_^
Ryoko: -_-;;;;;;;;;;; Stop that...
A certain person's voice: Uhh...whatareyoudoing??
Sophitia: Aww, not her again...
Dani: *walks up to Sango* Uhh...whatareyoudoing?? Do you know him? *points to Miroku* He's cute.
Sango: -_-;;;; *walks away from Dani*
Ryoko: Wow, that's the most intelligent thing I've ever heard from her. It's amazing.
Link: I can believe that. *grins, walks over to Ryoko, and gives her a hug*
Ryoko: O...kay, just this once... *lets Link hug her for about 15 seconds and then lets go, walking toward Dani* Time to die!!!! ^_^ *whacks Dani with a certain pillow that once again has appeared out of nowhere*
Dani: I'm telling my mommy! That hurt......... Uhh.........whatareyoudoing??
Sophitia: Aww, she almost said a whole sentence without saying "whatareyoudoing"...*picks up Miroku's staff and beats Dani with it*
Inu-Yasha: *takes Dani to Lady Kaede's as well*
~*30 minutes later*~
*Everyone was walking through the cave and Ryoko and Link get separated from the group*
Link: Was this Sophitia's doing?
Ryoko: I highly doubt she'd do this in a dark, unknown cave.
Link: Okay...
Link and Ryoko: *slip down a sudden drop in the cave's tunnel* WWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryoko: *feels around, since there is no light*
Link: *hears Ryoko moving around* What are you doing now?
Ryoko: Trying to figure out where we are. *feels around for a few more minutes, and discovers that where they are is a circular cavern and the ceiling is unreachable, even when standing on Link's shoulders*
Ryoko: Sophitia! Ganon! Rauru! Inu-Yasha! Sango! Shippo! Kagome! Miroku!
Link: *listens* I don't think they can hear you.
Ryoko: I realize this. *panics and thinks* Great, now I'm stuck with this perverted Hero Of Time...
Link: *thinking* Great, now I'm stuck with Ryoko all alone!
~*15 minutes later*~
Ryoko: *now panicking after feeling three spiders*
Link: I can't see you Ryoko. Are you there? *feels around for Ryoko*
Ryoko: *slaps Link after feeling a hand fall on her* YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Oooooowwwwwwwwwww.....
~*5 minutes later*~
Ryoko: *finally losing it* Link? How long have we been here?
Link: No clue.
Ryoko: I'm scared. Where are you? *feels around for Link*
Link: *jumps in surprise* And you called me a pervert?!?!?!
Ryoko: That was an accident!
Link: Or was it?
Ryoko: *tries to slap Link, but misses due to darkness*
Link: What was that wind that just went by my knee?
Ryoko: I tried to slap you, but I can't see.
Link: Ah.
~*Meanwhile*~
*Everyone else is looking all over for Link and Ryoko. Sophitia is yelling her lungs out, while everyone else tries to get her to be quiet*
Sophitia: RYOKO!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!
Inu-Yasha: Will you be quiet? There could be anything in here!
Sophitia: But she's my friend! And I can't just whisper her name and expect her to hear me!
Miroku: You should be quiet. A demon could hear you and find us, or Link and Ryoko could respond and a demon could hear them, find them, and then kill them.
Sophitia: But-
Miroku: If you want a demon to find them, then keep yelling. Otherwise, it would be wise to keep our voices down.
Sophitia: *silence*
Inu-Yasha: How is it that we couldn't get her mouth shut?
Sophitia: So what're we gonna do?
*Silence*
Sophitia: You mean none of you had a plan?
*Silence*
Sophitia: Oh this is great.
Sango: Well, we could split up...
Sophitia: If that's what it takes to find them, then I'll do anything.
Shippo: I wanna go with Kagome!
Inu-Yasha: No! I'm going with her!
Everyone: O.o?
Inu-Yasha: She doesn't have a bow or arrows. How is she going to be able to protect herself and Shippo?
Sango: Good point.
Shippo: I wanna go with Sango, because she's got a big boomerang bone!
Inu-Yasha, Sango, Shippo, and Kagome: *look at Miroku and Sophitia*
Sophitia: *notices this* No! I am not going with him! *points at Miroku*
Miroku: And you would rather go alone?
Sophitia: Yes!
Miroku: And what would you do if you found a demon?
Sophitia: ...
Miroku: And what if you find Link and Ryoko dead?
Sophitia: Probably have the same reaction I'd have if I was with anyone else, which I don't even wanna think about what would happen!
Miroku: The point is, none of us should go alone.
Sophitia: Why should I go with you?!?!
Miroku: Because Shippo needs Sango's protection, and Kagome... well... *looks hopeful*
Inu-Yasha: Sessho-Maru would be my best friend before I let you go alone with Kagome!
Miroku: *turns to Sophitia* There, you see. And if I go with Inu-Yasha, we'll end up killing each other.
Inu-Yasha: I'd be the one doing the killing! I can kill you so easily.
Miroku: I could kill you faster.
Sango: Okay! Stop. I'll go with Shippo, Inu-Yasha and Kagome will go, and you two will go. *points at Sophitia and Miroku* No questions asked.
Sophitia: Or I can go with Sango and Shippo can go with Miroku!
Shippo: Okay!
Inu-Yasha: That won't work either. Sango can fight against anything that comes close or stays far away. Miroku can only use his staff. Shippo could be dead by the time a demon gets close.
Sophitia: Can't Miroku use his hellhole?
Inu-Yasha: No. Naraku set up a trap not too long ago and it resulted in Miroku's hand getting wounded, meaning he can't use it or it will open more, causing him to die sooner.
Sophitia: What a way to shut down a good weapon...
Sango: In any case, Sophitia can most likely help Miroku a lot more than Shippo can. So it will be better if you to go. Are you good with any weapons?
Sophitia: *smiles* Numchucks.
Sango: *hands her some* I've never used them before, so they should be in good condition.
Sophitia: Cool!
Inu-Yasha: *picks up three sticks* Shippo, light these.
Shippo: *uses foxfire to light sticks*
Inu-Yasha: *hands one to Sango, Miroku, and Kagome, then puts Kagome on his back* Feh. See you all later if your weak selves can last that long.
Kagome: Don't make me say the s-word.
Inu-Yasha: *runs in one direction*
Sango: Come on Shippo. Good luck, Sophitia. *walks away with Shippo*
Sophitia: *watches everyone leave and thinks* Great, now I'm stuck with this perverted monk. *sighs in frustration*
Miroku: *watches Sophitia and thinks* Great, now I'm stuck with Sophitia! Lucky me! *smiles to self*
Sophitia: What is that smile for?
Miroku: *stops smiling* Nothing.
Sophitia: *sighs*
~*Meanwhile*~
Ryoko: *sitting next to Link* Link, we may never see Sophitia or Miroku or Sango or Shippo or Inu-Yasha or Kagome ever again.
Link: Look at the bright side.
Ryoko: *looks into darkness* What bright side?
Link: We won't see Ruto or Zelda or Dani ever again either.
Ryoko: We may never see Ganon and Rauru's wedding.
Link: *laughs*
Ryoko: *gasps* We won't even see each other ever again!
Link: *stops laughing* That is a bad thought.
Ryoko: *hugs Link*
Link: Ryoko?
Ryoko: *silence*
Link: *millions of dirty thoughts go through head* Ryoko?
Ryoko: *silence*
Link: *dirty thoughts come to an end* Ryoko, are you asleep?
Ryoko: Mmph...
Link: *sighs* Go figure. She probably doesn't know what she's doing.
Ryoko: Yes I do. And I'm not asleep. I'm just thinking.
Link: About what?
Ryoko: About- *stops suddenly, then reaches for neck* AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ryoko: Sophitia's spike chain. She was letting me wear it. I don't have it with me. She's gonna kill me when she finds out.
Link: No, she won't. She probably hasn't even thought about it.
Ryoko: My bracelet is gone, too.
Link: Don't worry.
Ryoko: And my shirt is gone, too.
Link: Really? *sounds hopeful*
Ryoko: I was kidding.
Link: Oh. *disappointed*
Ryoko: Do you think they're worried about us?
Link: Sure. And I'll bet Sophitia is so worried that she wouldn't notice if Miroku grabbed her.
Ryoko: *giggles*
(A/N: Let's test that theory, shall we?)
~*Meanwhile*~
Sophitia: *scared out of her mind* Where is she?
Miroku: I'm not sure.
Sophitia: *grabs torch away from Miroku and bends over a rock to see behind it*
Miroku: *notices his open opportunity*
Sophitia: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns around* Miroku! How could you even think of such a thing at a time like this?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Miroku: *looks nervous*
Sophitia: *jumps towards Miroku, who runs away* Get back here! *swings torch at Miroku*
(A/N: Nope, Link stands corrected...)
~*Meanwhile*~
Inu-Yasha and Kagome: *hears an echo of Sophitia scream*
Kagome: Was that Sophitia?
Inu-Yasha: Sounded like it. I was waiting for that scream.
Kagome: Inu-Yasha!
Inu-Yasha: What? You didn't think that Miroku could stand not being perverted, did you?
Kagome: No... but what if it was a demon?
Inu-Yasha: I highly doubt that. She doesn't seem the type to scream because of a demon, at least not that loud.
Kagome: But Inu-Yasha!
Inu-Yasha: If she screams again, we'll go back. Not even Shippo and Myoga could scream that loud, combined.
Kagome: Okay...
~*Meanwhile*~
Ryoko: Did you hear that?
Link: It sounded like a scream.
Ryoko: I think it was... Sophitia!!!!!!!
Link: Sounds like my theory was wrong about her and Miroku.
Ryoko: Guess so. Sophitia would never scream that loud even if she found a demon.
Link: I didn't think she seemed like the type.
Ryoko: *smells something odd* What's that smell?
Link: *sniffs air* No clue.
Ryoko: *sniffs air* It smells like, like... BLOOD! *puts hand to shoulder, where she has felt a sharp pain for quite a while and sniffs hand* My shoulder's bleeding!
Link: How?
Ryoko: I don't know. It doesn't feel too bad.
Link: Are you okay?
Ryoko: I just said it didn't feel too bad, didn't I?
~*Meanwhile*~
Sophitia: *stops running and tries to catch breath*
Miroku: *stops as well and looks around* Hey, what is that? *picks something up*
Sophitia: *walks over to Miroku* Let me see. *recognizes item* Oh, no.
Miroku: What?
Sophitia: That's my spike chain I let Ryoko wear! Where did you find that?
Miroku: Right here. *points at ground*
Sophitia: Y-Y-You find that near that puddle of blood?
Miroku: Uh-oh.
Sophitia: *panicking* Where is she? Where is Ryoko?
Miroku: I wish I could tell you.
Sophitia: Ryoko!!!!!!!!!
*Silence*
Miroku: I'm sorry.
Sophitia: *collapses onto knees*
Miroku: Sophitia...
Sophitia: Leave me alone Miroku!
Miroku: I sense demon energy somewhere near here.
Sophitia: Then run if you want to.
Miroku: But-
Sophitia: I'm not leaving without Ryoko!
Miroku: But she's gone. We can't help that. *kneels down and puts hand on Sophitia's shoulder*
Sophitia: *leans on Miroku* She can't be dead.
Miroku: *tries to help Sophitia up*
Sophitia: *stands, walks a few steps, then collapses and falls down a drop in the cave wall, and brings Miroku down with her*
Sophitia and Miroku: *slide down to... wherever*
~*Meanwhile*~
Link: Ryoko, are you asleep this time?
Ryoko: No, Link. I'm not.
Link: Oh.
Ryoko: *sees a light glowing slightly, then coming closer and bigger quickly* What's that?
Link: I don't know...
Ryoko: *keeps staring at light, which is hurting her eyes after being in the dark for so long* I think it's... it's...
Link: It's a torch! *jumps up to catch it before it hits the ground*
Ryoko: *blinks in the light* But where did it come from?
Link: No clue.
~*Meanwhile*~
Sophitia: WHERE ARE WE GOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Miroku: We may just keep falling forever until my hellhole swallows us!
Sophitia: WELL THERE'S A NICE THOUGHT MIROKU!!! WE'VE ONLY BEEN GOING FOR 30 SECONDS, NOT AN HOUR!!!!!!! AND WE'RE SLIDING, NOT FALLING!!!!
Miroku: It's just a theory!
Miroku and Sophitia: *finally stop sliding and fall for a few seconds*
Miroku: *falls into a small cavern with a hard ground and is dimly lit* I know I bruised something...
Sophitia: *lands on Miroku* Owww....
Miroku: Gee, Sophitia, I didn't know you cared.
Sophitia: Shut up. *stands up in pain*
Soft Voice: Sophitia...?
Sophitia: Huh, Ryoko?
Ryoko: *voice is no longer soft* Sophitia!
Sophitia: Ryoko!
Ryoko and Sophitia: *hug* (A/N: What? They're friends, they missed each other.)
Ryoko: I thought I wouldn't see you again!
Sophitia: I thought you were dead!
Link: Don't I get a hug?
Ryoko and Sophitia: *jump and break apart in shock*
Ryoko: No.
Link: Why?
Sophitia: *hugs Miroku*
Ryoko and Link: Woah.
Sophitia: Thank you, Miroku.
Miroku: For what? What did I do?
Sophitia: If you never would've grabbed me, I wouldn't have chased you around the cave, meaning you never would've found my spike chain next to the blood, meaning I would've never collapsed, meaning we wouldn't have fallen down here and found Ryoko and Link!
Ryoko and Link: O.O?
Miroku: Uh... *blinks in confusion and thinking* How did she connect all that together in such a short amount of time? *then he realized he was being hugged for it, so he hugged her back*
Sophitia: *blink blink* Wait a minute. *pulls away from Miroku* I can't believe I just said that!
Ryoko: I was thinking the same thing...
Miroku: Did you mean that?
Sophitia: *still can't believe how she lost control of herself* Yes. *blushes* Wait... no! I mean... Argh! I don't know any more!
Ryoko: *takes advantage of the moment* Awww.......... How cute. Sophitia has a crush on the monk! *gets childish face and pokes Sophitia's sides*
Sophitia: *not effected by the poking* No I don't!
Ryoko: You're blushing!
Sophitia: No I'm not!
Link: Looks like Miroku's got a girlfriend!
Sophitia: *looks at Link, then Ryoko, then Link, then Ryoko...* I'm sorry. We didn't mean to interrupt anything here.
Ryoko: *blushes* You weren't interrupting anything.
Miroku: I think we were.
Link: You did.
Ryoko: No they didn't! *looks around* Miroku, where's your staff?
Miroku: *grabs staff, which was behind him* Not this time!
Ryoko: Where's my pillow?
Sophitia: AAAHHHHH!!!!!!! Ryoko! The least you can do is wait until we get out of here! Miroku and me have nowhere to go when you *CENSORED*!
Link and Miroku: O.O
Ryoko: *shocked* Sophitia!
Sophitia: Oops, sorry. ^-^;; Lost control of my tongue again. *covers mouth*
Ryoko: Only a little bit!
Sophitia: *laughs nervously, as the cavern is made of rock and has absolutely no room to run away* Am I in trouble?
Ryoko: *glares* Yes!
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DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!
The end... for now.
So... What punishment does Ryoko have in store for Sophitia? Will Sophitia be punished? Will the four "innocent" (A/N: innocent my ass...) victims ever be found? Does Miroku like Sophitia's perverse comment because it might possibly show that she also has a perverted side? (Sophitia: I do not!) Will Ryoko and Sophitia ever fall in love with Link and Miroku?
All these questions will be answered next time on Zelda Meets Inu-Yasha! (well... maybe not the last question...)
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Miroku: I am open to accept any reviews from any of you fans out there!
Link: Me too!
Inu-Yasha, Kagome, Sango, Shippo, Zelda, Rauru, Ganon, Ruto, Zelda, and Dani: Us too!
Sophitia: This is our story!
Ryoko: You're not allowed to have reviews!
Link: But if it weren't for us, you wouldn't even have a story.
Miroku: Besides, if people do send a review to us, you'll have to let us answer.
Ryoko and Sophitia: Says who?
Kagome: Says the rulebook of writing fan fiction and reading and responding to reviews.
Ruto: See? *points to book titled "The Rulebook Of Writing Fan Fiction And Reading And Responding To Reviews"*
Zelda: *takes book away* That is so cliché. *opens book* Hey, this is kind of good. *reads*