Thank you to Ailsa Joy for your character and question.
Dear SiriousB1,
I really need your help. I cannot control my anger and because of it, I appear to have been kicked out by my own Dad. There's this weird, creepy, eyebrow-less guy who keeps calling my sister "sweet cheeks" and "hot mamma" and somehow, I don't know how, but I ended up throwing him to the floor and smashing his head on the flagstones. Please help me control my rage about this issue so I can return to my Dad's court and be a loving, armor-wearing, nifty-hair-styled son again.
Sincerely,
Underappreciated Son of Eomund
Dear Underappreciated Son,
Count to ten slowly a whenever you feel the urge to kill something. But I really am not a good anger-management person; go find Jack Nicholson…
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Thank you to Chicki45 for your character and question.
Dear SiriousB1,
My daughter is about to make the biggest mistake of her life. She is going to give up her immortality for a MORTAL man. And she is refusing to come back to the dying lands with me to see her sick mother!! Is this just a case of three thousand year old rebellion? Is there any way I can make her see what kind of mistake she is making?
Sincerely,
Un-approving Daddy from Rivendell
Dear Un-approving Daddy,
I think you should just let her go. She is old enough to make her own decisions. Besides wouldn't it get annoying spending 3,000 years with your daughter anyway? Think of all the PMS!!!
Sincerely,
SiriousB1