Thank you to Chicki45 the two next characters and questions.
Dear SiriousB1,
Ok, here's the problem. There is this awesome shield maiden chick that I have fallen absolutely head over heals in love with, but she is lusting after some dirty ranger/kind man. What can I do to get her to notice me?
Sincerely,
Un-favored Son of a Pyro
Dear Un-favored,
You say your dad is a pyro? Burn the dirty sucker ranger man to a crisp! Ahem, um, if you are hoping for something a little less violent and do not feel like causing his death and making it look like an accident, then I suggest that you send her some sort of love letter signed Anonymous. In the note, write of a secret meeting time just between you and her. When she comes, confess your feelings of love to her. If that doesn't work, a good, old-fashioned serenade always makes a girl's heart flutter. Trust me, I've been there…
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Dear SiriousB1,
Ok, so I'm in love with this awesome elf chick, but her dad won't let me anywhere near her!! He is constantly trying to break us up, even though she promised to be my wife and give up her immortality and everything! What should I do about him??
Signed,
Scruffy Ranger Man
P.S.
I don't want to do anything harsh since he is my adopted step-father.
Dear Scruffy,
If your girlfriend's father is caring enough to adopt you and if he truly loves his daughter, then he should accept the fact that you two want to be together for the rest of your lives. If you can't convince him using the above argument, go elope in Las Vegas!
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
P.S.
If he is your adopted step-father, doesn't that make her your step-sister? Eww, strange incest!
P.P.S.
Your name sounds like some superhero that never made it into print. Just so you know…
Dear SiriousB1,
Ok, here's the problem. There is this awesome shield maiden chick that I have fallen absolutely head over heals in love with, but she is lusting after some dirty ranger/kind man. What can I do to get her to notice me?
Sincerely,
Un-favored Son of a Pyro
Dear Un-favored,
You say your dad is a pyro? Burn the dirty sucker ranger man to a crisp! Ahem, um, if you are hoping for something a little less violent and do not feel like causing his death and making it look like an accident, then I suggest that you send her some sort of love letter signed Anonymous. In the note, write of a secret meeting time just between you and her. When she comes, confess your feelings of love to her. If that doesn't work, a good, old-fashioned serenade always makes a girl's heart flutter. Trust me, I've been there…
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Dear SiriousB1,
Ok, so I'm in love with this awesome elf chick, but her dad won't let me anywhere near her!! He is constantly trying to break us up, even though she promised to be my wife and give up her immortality and everything! What should I do about him??
Signed,
Scruffy Ranger Man
P.S.
I don't want to do anything harsh since he is my adopted step-father.
Dear Scruffy,
If your girlfriend's father is caring enough to adopt you and if he truly loves his daughter, then he should accept the fact that you two want to be together for the rest of your lives. If you can't convince him using the above argument, go elope in Las Vegas!
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
P.S.
If he is your adopted step-father, doesn't that make her your step-sister? Eww, strange incest!
P.P.S.
Your name sounds like some superhero that never made it into print. Just so you know…