Disclaimer: You know what? I'm going to ask Santa if he could give me the
Harry Potter characters for Christmas coz they aren't mine(.lol..so
basically I'm saying these aren't my people.heehee! They're too cool to be
my people!
**Harry's POV**
"Ok. Now I can tie paper-"
"Parchment. We don't use paper." Harry corrected Dudley for the millionth time.
"I can tie parchment to the leg of the owl, and say number 4 Privet Drive, Surrey, and it'll take a letter to mum and dad?" Dudley looked at the owl and it screeched, so Dudley threw and olive at it, picked up the olive, then ate it.
"Yes, Dudley, and it's wise to not do that to your owl."
"BOYS!!! GET DOWN HERE DOWN SO WE CAN DRIVE TO THE BLOODY KINGS CROSS STATION!!!!" Uncle Vernon screeched.
Dudley rushed out the door quickly so Harry picked up Dudley's owl, Mercury. Harry named the owl because Dudley was thinking of naming it 'You There.' Dudley's things and his stuff were all in the car. Hedwig too.
They all got in the car and set off for Kings Cross.
"So Potter. Tell me about this girl who must tutor me, again. Your best friend." Dudley turned to look at Harry.
"Well, yes, she is my best friend and she is the smartest student at Hogwarts." Harry looked at Dudley too.
"No, Potter!" Dudley sighed. "So naïve, you are. I meant, is she pretty?"
Harry stopped looking at Dudley and looked ahead. "I don't know. I never thought about her that way. We're just friends."
"Sure you are Potter." Dudley turned to look at the front too.
"We Are!"
"ENOUGH ALREADY!" Vernon screeched, his fat face turning purple.
When they got there, Harry grabbed two trolleys, put Dudley's things on one, and his on another. "Come on Dudley."
Petunia got all weepy and emotional, while Vernon simply said "Good-bye Dudley, we'll miss you, and you must come on home on Christmas."
"Yes dad. I'll write to you and mum often." Dudley hugged his mum, shook hands with his dad, and followed Harry over to a barrier.
"This is platform 9 ¾.you walk straight at the middle, kind of a run, and you'll go straight through."
Dudley gave him a weird look. "Potter, if this is joke, I'll rip your head off!"
Dudley ran at the wall and went straight through. Harry was about to go through when he heard voices.
"Hiya Harry!" It was Ron's voice.
"Hi Ron!" Harry abandoned his trolley and ran to hug Ron (A/N: Purely friendship hug!!). "It's been so long, mate! It's great to see you."
"Harry. Did you know we're getting a knew student this year. I hope it's a fit girl." Ron said when his mother passed.
"Think again, Ron. It's my cousin, Dudley!" Harry went back over to his cart, Ron following.
"Your cousin?" Ron could barely believe it.
"Yep. Hermione gets to tutor him too. I wish her good luck!" Harry said sarcastically, while running through the barrier.
After about 10 seconds Ron came through the barrier too.
"Uh oh!" Ron shoved his cart with his belongings to the baggage collector, and made a dash for the train. "We need to find Hermione!"
Harry handed his cart to the baggage collector and dashed after Ron. "Ron! Wait! Slow down! I need to catch up!" Harry screamed between breaths. Finally Ron stopped and Harry stopped just in time to not knock Ron over. "What the-"
Ron tapped him on the shoulder and pointed ahead. Harry looked and saw Draco Malfoy talking to Dudley. Then they saw them go into a compartment, smirking.
"That's out compartment! 'Mione is in there!" Harry screamed.
Ron bolted to the door, but it was locked. "Alohamora!" It didn't work.
**Draco's POV**
'For a Mudblood, this boy is alright.'
"Hey. I've got a wicked idea!" Draco smirked. "There is this girl that goes here that is really annoying. Let's set her straight."
"Alright." Dudley said, shrugging his shoulders as if it were nothing.
Draco walked into a compartment, followed by Dudley. Draco muttered an unbreakable locking charm, and silencing charm on the compartment.
"What do you want, Malfoy?" A girl from the compartment said.
Dudley turned around and laid his eyes about the most beautiful girl he had ever seen(A/N: Soooooo Cheesy!!!!..lol) , reading a book. Well, not anymore.
"Nothing, Granger. We just want to have some fun. Don't we, Dudley?" Draco cooed, as he sat down next to Hermione.
"Well, go have fun somewhere else, Malfoy. I'm reading." Hermione looked back down to her book.
Malfoy just snatched it from her and sat on it. "Not anymore, you aren't."
"Malfoy! Just give me my book, please." Hermione pleaded.
'This is loads of fun. She's almost as a fun as tormenting the Weasel.'
"Make me!" Draco snorted.
"When Harry and Ron get here you are never going to live it down!" Hermione said honestly, while sitting back.
"I cast a unbreakable locking and silencing charm on this compartment, Granger." Malfoy smirked at her reaction.
"You don't mean Potter, do you?" Dudley asked, stupidly. "What could Potter do?"
Hermione just burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" Dudley asked through gritted teeth..
"Are we on the same page-"
"Leave it to Granger to use a metaphor referring to a book in some way!" Draco interrupted.
Hermione ignored him. "Are you talking about Harry Potter?"
"Yes. He's my cousin, I think I know who I'm talking about!" Dudley snorted.
"Your Dudley Dursley?" Hermione was shocked.
"You've heard of me then?"
"Only the worst of things, you slimy git! NO! Are you the boy I have to tutor?"
Draco nodded for Dudley.
"Gods! NO! No! No! NO! No!"
"Let's leave Granger with these happy thoughts." Draco grinned, evilly, and turned back to Dudley. Draco cast a charm to break the unbreakable charm (A/N: Dark Magic, you see..heehee).
Draco and Dudley left and walked back to a compartment with Pansy, Crabbe, and Goyle in it.
"So your telling me you don't know about the whole 'Boy Who Lived' thing?" Draco asked.
"No. Should I?" Dudley sat down, so did Draco.
"Well, a while ago, there was a boy named Tom Riddle-"
Draco went through the whole story, and when he was finished Dudley boiled over with laughter.
"Potter is famous? Doesn't make him any special in my book. He's an annoying git!"
"Don't we all know!" Pansy sneered as she leaned onto Draco.
"Get off of me! Just leave!" Draco shrugged her off and pushed her toward the compartment door.
"All right. Bye Draco." Pansy left.
"Wicked! We have the same views on things. I think you will be sorted into Slytherin, like us." Draco laughed. "You have a strong will for a Mudblood."
"A What?" Dudley looked puzzled.
"A Mudblood. It's someone that has non-magical parents. Like you." Draco simply waved his hand, like the comment was nothing to him. "Like Granger too. She's a Mudblood, but she's an annoying, stupid, know-it-all Gryffindor. She's friends with Potter."
"That's the girl that has to tutor me?" Dudley slightly sat up. "I don't want to sound stupid or anything, but she's beautiful."
"Every boy in the school thinks so, but the Slytherin's will never show it. She's a Mudblood. An annoying one at that." Draco picked up his bag and pulled out a book and tossed it to Dudley.
"What's this?" Dudley turned the book around to look at the cover. It said 'Girls at Hogwarts. Property of Slytherin.'
"Open it." Draco said.
Dudley opened the book to a page that said 'Slytherin's, Pureblood.' All of the girls had X's over their faces. "What do the X's mean?"
"It means that they have already been taken." Draco looked for Dudley's reaction.
"Taken?" Dudley asked simply.
"Yeah. Already been had. Like won conquests."
"Oh right. I knew that." Dudley looked back to the book.
"Most of them were taken by me. Non of the other guys have as much charisma as me." Draco pushed his nose into the air.
'It's true, but it's getting a bit annoying to brag all of the time.' Draco thought to himself.
"Right." Dudley flipped to another page that said 'Slytherin's, Mudblood.' All of the girls on that page, were indeed taken. Dudley turned to another page that said 'Gryffindor, Pureblood.' All girls had an X over their face except for Virginia Weasley.
"Who is Virginia Weasley?" Dudley looked up from the book.
"Oh. She is pureblooded, but so damn annoying. She turned me down." Draco shuddered at the thought of her turning him down again. "So another boy is working on her this year."
Dudley looked back down and turned the page again. It said 'Gryffindor, Mudblood.' All girls had X's over their faces except Hermione Granger.
"Every boy in Slytherin is working on Granger this year. She's so hard to break. She hasn't been on a date yet, not even with Potter or the Weasel." Draco snatched the book back from Dudley as if the other girls in the book didn't matter.
"Why would she go out with Potter. I bet even she is too good for him." Dudley crossed his arms over his chest.
"Nope. Potter is the boy-who-lived. He's in the papers almost everyday, and saves the world about every 20 minutes. Granger is just a Mudblood. No matter how gorgeous she is, she will always be lower than Potter and mostly every boy in this school. She and Virginia Weasley are the only two girls in this school left to conquer."
A boy ran into the compartment, looking flushed. "Virginia Weasley deserves and X!" Then he ran out.
"Perfect! Now Granger is the only one left to deal with. By the end of the year we better have this whole book Xed out." Draco took out his wand, opened the page to Ginny's and drew an X across her picture with his wand.
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A/N: Erg..Soz I had to change the rating on the story coz of the book part..so I'm soz if you can't read it anymore. I just wanted to be safe with the rating thingie, I don't know if it'll actually become a real "r" rated story or not.
Thanks for reviewing!
Nicolina: Lol..sorry I didn't make him care about the whole "Boy-Who-Lived" thingie.in my mind I really didn't believe he would care at all.
Canis Lupis: lol..yeah..I don't even know if this story really even has a point but woo hoo I got another chappie up!.lol
CrazySwimmer27: I'm just ruining everyone's perspectives on my story.GRRR!!!! What my problem!! Me and my stupid self!!!!!.lol..well, thanks!
Harry Potter is cool, huh? Yeah!..lol..
I love you! *blows you kisses* I love you all!!!! Lol
Please review people!..heehee
Cheers,
Princess_Anastaja
**Harry's POV**
"Ok. Now I can tie paper-"
"Parchment. We don't use paper." Harry corrected Dudley for the millionth time.
"I can tie parchment to the leg of the owl, and say number 4 Privet Drive, Surrey, and it'll take a letter to mum and dad?" Dudley looked at the owl and it screeched, so Dudley threw and olive at it, picked up the olive, then ate it.
"Yes, Dudley, and it's wise to not do that to your owl."
"BOYS!!! GET DOWN HERE DOWN SO WE CAN DRIVE TO THE BLOODY KINGS CROSS STATION!!!!" Uncle Vernon screeched.
Dudley rushed out the door quickly so Harry picked up Dudley's owl, Mercury. Harry named the owl because Dudley was thinking of naming it 'You There.' Dudley's things and his stuff were all in the car. Hedwig too.
They all got in the car and set off for Kings Cross.
"So Potter. Tell me about this girl who must tutor me, again. Your best friend." Dudley turned to look at Harry.
"Well, yes, she is my best friend and she is the smartest student at Hogwarts." Harry looked at Dudley too.
"No, Potter!" Dudley sighed. "So naïve, you are. I meant, is she pretty?"
Harry stopped looking at Dudley and looked ahead. "I don't know. I never thought about her that way. We're just friends."
"Sure you are Potter." Dudley turned to look at the front too.
"We Are!"
"ENOUGH ALREADY!" Vernon screeched, his fat face turning purple.
When they got there, Harry grabbed two trolleys, put Dudley's things on one, and his on another. "Come on Dudley."
Petunia got all weepy and emotional, while Vernon simply said "Good-bye Dudley, we'll miss you, and you must come on home on Christmas."
"Yes dad. I'll write to you and mum often." Dudley hugged his mum, shook hands with his dad, and followed Harry over to a barrier.
"This is platform 9 ¾.you walk straight at the middle, kind of a run, and you'll go straight through."
Dudley gave him a weird look. "Potter, if this is joke, I'll rip your head off!"
Dudley ran at the wall and went straight through. Harry was about to go through when he heard voices.
"Hiya Harry!" It was Ron's voice.
"Hi Ron!" Harry abandoned his trolley and ran to hug Ron (A/N: Purely friendship hug!!). "It's been so long, mate! It's great to see you."
"Harry. Did you know we're getting a knew student this year. I hope it's a fit girl." Ron said when his mother passed.
"Think again, Ron. It's my cousin, Dudley!" Harry went back over to his cart, Ron following.
"Your cousin?" Ron could barely believe it.
"Yep. Hermione gets to tutor him too. I wish her good luck!" Harry said sarcastically, while running through the barrier.
After about 10 seconds Ron came through the barrier too.
"Uh oh!" Ron shoved his cart with his belongings to the baggage collector, and made a dash for the train. "We need to find Hermione!"
Harry handed his cart to the baggage collector and dashed after Ron. "Ron! Wait! Slow down! I need to catch up!" Harry screamed between breaths. Finally Ron stopped and Harry stopped just in time to not knock Ron over. "What the-"
Ron tapped him on the shoulder and pointed ahead. Harry looked and saw Draco Malfoy talking to Dudley. Then they saw them go into a compartment, smirking.
"That's out compartment! 'Mione is in there!" Harry screamed.
Ron bolted to the door, but it was locked. "Alohamora!" It didn't work.
**Draco's POV**
'For a Mudblood, this boy is alright.'
"Hey. I've got a wicked idea!" Draco smirked. "There is this girl that goes here that is really annoying. Let's set her straight."
"Alright." Dudley said, shrugging his shoulders as if it were nothing.
Draco walked into a compartment, followed by Dudley. Draco muttered an unbreakable locking charm, and silencing charm on the compartment.
"What do you want, Malfoy?" A girl from the compartment said.
Dudley turned around and laid his eyes about the most beautiful girl he had ever seen(A/N: Soooooo Cheesy!!!!..lol) , reading a book. Well, not anymore.
"Nothing, Granger. We just want to have some fun. Don't we, Dudley?" Draco cooed, as he sat down next to Hermione.
"Well, go have fun somewhere else, Malfoy. I'm reading." Hermione looked back down to her book.
Malfoy just snatched it from her and sat on it. "Not anymore, you aren't."
"Malfoy! Just give me my book, please." Hermione pleaded.
'This is loads of fun. She's almost as a fun as tormenting the Weasel.'
"Make me!" Draco snorted.
"When Harry and Ron get here you are never going to live it down!" Hermione said honestly, while sitting back.
"I cast a unbreakable locking and silencing charm on this compartment, Granger." Malfoy smirked at her reaction.
"You don't mean Potter, do you?" Dudley asked, stupidly. "What could Potter do?"
Hermione just burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" Dudley asked through gritted teeth..
"Are we on the same page-"
"Leave it to Granger to use a metaphor referring to a book in some way!" Draco interrupted.
Hermione ignored him. "Are you talking about Harry Potter?"
"Yes. He's my cousin, I think I know who I'm talking about!" Dudley snorted.
"Your Dudley Dursley?" Hermione was shocked.
"You've heard of me then?"
"Only the worst of things, you slimy git! NO! Are you the boy I have to tutor?"
Draco nodded for Dudley.
"Gods! NO! No! No! NO! No!"
"Let's leave Granger with these happy thoughts." Draco grinned, evilly, and turned back to Dudley. Draco cast a charm to break the unbreakable charm (A/N: Dark Magic, you see..heehee).
Draco and Dudley left and walked back to a compartment with Pansy, Crabbe, and Goyle in it.
"So your telling me you don't know about the whole 'Boy Who Lived' thing?" Draco asked.
"No. Should I?" Dudley sat down, so did Draco.
"Well, a while ago, there was a boy named Tom Riddle-"
Draco went through the whole story, and when he was finished Dudley boiled over with laughter.
"Potter is famous? Doesn't make him any special in my book. He's an annoying git!"
"Don't we all know!" Pansy sneered as she leaned onto Draco.
"Get off of me! Just leave!" Draco shrugged her off and pushed her toward the compartment door.
"All right. Bye Draco." Pansy left.
"Wicked! We have the same views on things. I think you will be sorted into Slytherin, like us." Draco laughed. "You have a strong will for a Mudblood."
"A What?" Dudley looked puzzled.
"A Mudblood. It's someone that has non-magical parents. Like you." Draco simply waved his hand, like the comment was nothing to him. "Like Granger too. She's a Mudblood, but she's an annoying, stupid, know-it-all Gryffindor. She's friends with Potter."
"That's the girl that has to tutor me?" Dudley slightly sat up. "I don't want to sound stupid or anything, but she's beautiful."
"Every boy in the school thinks so, but the Slytherin's will never show it. She's a Mudblood. An annoying one at that." Draco picked up his bag and pulled out a book and tossed it to Dudley.
"What's this?" Dudley turned the book around to look at the cover. It said 'Girls at Hogwarts. Property of Slytherin.'
"Open it." Draco said.
Dudley opened the book to a page that said 'Slytherin's, Pureblood.' All of the girls had X's over their faces. "What do the X's mean?"
"It means that they have already been taken." Draco looked for Dudley's reaction.
"Taken?" Dudley asked simply.
"Yeah. Already been had. Like won conquests."
"Oh right. I knew that." Dudley looked back to the book.
"Most of them were taken by me. Non of the other guys have as much charisma as me." Draco pushed his nose into the air.
'It's true, but it's getting a bit annoying to brag all of the time.' Draco thought to himself.
"Right." Dudley flipped to another page that said 'Slytherin's, Mudblood.' All of the girls on that page, were indeed taken. Dudley turned to another page that said 'Gryffindor, Pureblood.' All girls had an X over their face except for Virginia Weasley.
"Who is Virginia Weasley?" Dudley looked up from the book.
"Oh. She is pureblooded, but so damn annoying. She turned me down." Draco shuddered at the thought of her turning him down again. "So another boy is working on her this year."
Dudley looked back down and turned the page again. It said 'Gryffindor, Mudblood.' All girls had X's over their faces except Hermione Granger.
"Every boy in Slytherin is working on Granger this year. She's so hard to break. She hasn't been on a date yet, not even with Potter or the Weasel." Draco snatched the book back from Dudley as if the other girls in the book didn't matter.
"Why would she go out with Potter. I bet even she is too good for him." Dudley crossed his arms over his chest.
"Nope. Potter is the boy-who-lived. He's in the papers almost everyday, and saves the world about every 20 minutes. Granger is just a Mudblood. No matter how gorgeous she is, she will always be lower than Potter and mostly every boy in this school. She and Virginia Weasley are the only two girls in this school left to conquer."
A boy ran into the compartment, looking flushed. "Virginia Weasley deserves and X!" Then he ran out.
"Perfect! Now Granger is the only one left to deal with. By the end of the year we better have this whole book Xed out." Draco took out his wand, opened the page to Ginny's and drew an X across her picture with his wand.
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A/N: Erg..Soz I had to change the rating on the story coz of the book part..so I'm soz if you can't read it anymore. I just wanted to be safe with the rating thingie, I don't know if it'll actually become a real "r" rated story or not.
Thanks for reviewing!
Nicolina: Lol..sorry I didn't make him care about the whole "Boy-Who-Lived" thingie.in my mind I really didn't believe he would care at all.
Canis Lupis: lol..yeah..I don't even know if this story really even has a point but woo hoo I got another chappie up!.lol
CrazySwimmer27: I'm just ruining everyone's perspectives on my story.GRRR!!!! What my problem!! Me and my stupid self!!!!!.lol..well, thanks!
Harry Potter is cool, huh? Yeah!..lol..
I love you! *blows you kisses* I love you all!!!! Lol
Please review people!..heehee
Cheers,
Princess_Anastaja