The Brittney Spears Wannabe
Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story. I only own the plot, if there even is one.
A/N: Me and my friend made this story up while we have taken in a toxic amount of sugar. So if the story doesn't make sense you know why.
Ginny was in Snapes potions class while listening to a Brittney spears CD.
Snape heard it and said, " Ginny give me that CD right now!" Ginny got up and gave
Snape the CD. After class, Snape put on the CD. After that moment he was totally and
completely obsessed with Brittney Spears. He looked her up on the internet and even
e-mailed her several times. His bedroom became a living shrine to Brittney Spears. The
next week when Ginny was in class again everyone was in shock from what they saw. It
was Snape dressed up in a genuine Brittney Spears concert outfit with stalleto heels, and
he had died his hair the same color as hers. He was popping bubblegum and had
headphones on singing "Ht me baby one more time."
" Okay class today we are going to learn some muggle dances." said Snape. Then he
started doing some awful Brittney Spears dancing. He skipped to his desk, and jumped up
on the table. Everybody was horrified by the sight of this. Just then Dumbeldore walked
in.
" Snape I didn't know you liked Brittney Spears too!" said Dumbeldore. Then
Dumbeldore got up on the table and joined in with Snape singing badly to the same song.
Then, professor Trewlawney came in and started doing hippy moves. Like pretending to
hug a tree, and the cabbage patch. Pretty soon all the teachers joined in. then Fred and George came into the room to deliver a message to Snape. Ane when they saw what was
happening they both thought it was a great idea to make money. They set up a concert
with their teachers as the main attraction. But when opening night came, no one showed
up. So everyone took a unanimous vote to blow up the toilets for fun. So Fred dumped
gasoline down the sewer, and george threw matches down after the gasoline. Then all the
toilets blew up. And that was the end of the brittney spears wannabe phase.
The End
A/N: When I mentioned the toilets blowing up, that actually happened in the 50's. some
kid threw gasoline down the sewer and then threw matches and he blowed up the whole
neighborhood's toilets. Me just decided to add that to the story to make it funnier! Now
look at the pretty little button at the bottom and review please!
Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story. I only own the plot, if there even is one.
A/N: Me and my friend made this story up while we have taken in a toxic amount of sugar. So if the story doesn't make sense you know why.
Ginny was in Snapes potions class while listening to a Brittney spears CD.
Snape heard it and said, " Ginny give me that CD right now!" Ginny got up and gave
Snape the CD. After class, Snape put on the CD. After that moment he was totally and
completely obsessed with Brittney Spears. He looked her up on the internet and even
e-mailed her several times. His bedroom became a living shrine to Brittney Spears. The
next week when Ginny was in class again everyone was in shock from what they saw. It
was Snape dressed up in a genuine Brittney Spears concert outfit with stalleto heels, and
he had died his hair the same color as hers. He was popping bubblegum and had
headphones on singing "Ht me baby one more time."
" Okay class today we are going to learn some muggle dances." said Snape. Then he
started doing some awful Brittney Spears dancing. He skipped to his desk, and jumped up
on the table. Everybody was horrified by the sight of this. Just then Dumbeldore walked
in.
" Snape I didn't know you liked Brittney Spears too!" said Dumbeldore. Then
Dumbeldore got up on the table and joined in with Snape singing badly to the same song.
Then, professor Trewlawney came in and started doing hippy moves. Like pretending to
hug a tree, and the cabbage patch. Pretty soon all the teachers joined in. then Fred and George came into the room to deliver a message to Snape. Ane when they saw what was
happening they both thought it was a great idea to make money. They set up a concert
with their teachers as the main attraction. But when opening night came, no one showed
up. So everyone took a unanimous vote to blow up the toilets for fun. So Fred dumped
gasoline down the sewer, and george threw matches down after the gasoline. Then all the
toilets blew up. And that was the end of the brittney spears wannabe phase.
The End
A/N: When I mentioned the toilets blowing up, that actually happened in the 50's. some
kid threw gasoline down the sewer and then threw matches and he blowed up the whole
neighborhood's toilets. Me just decided to add that to the story to make it funnier! Now
look at the pretty little button at the bottom and review please!