I'm happy today. I got the Van Helsing Soundtrack...and it ROCKS!!! I should give most of the other songs a chance...but so far, my fav. songs are #4 and #12. But #12 is so sad because it's the part where someone dies. But the movie had Hugh Jackman in it...and at least he didn't die, but instead had his shirt off for a large amount of time and I nearly had a heart attack. Damn he is CUTE!!!
Anywho...Thanks so much for reviewing. Here's your update!!!
(In the Fellowship stronghold...)
The Fellowship...and Faramir...were gathered in the Palace basement, trying to decide what to do next. The remaining soldiers (yes some of them died) were lounging on beanbag chairs, playing pool, and throwing darts. Some of them were even trying their luck at Twister. Pippin was looking longingly at the darts.
"So, what's the plan?" asked Sam quietly. Pippin jerked back to Middle- Earth and turned around. Aragorn looked at everyone. "Legolas, Frodo, Pippin, and Merry are definitely singing...since they are the best here!" Everyone nodded in agreement. "But, who's the fifth singer?" piped up Faramir. Instantly, everyone's gaze turned to Aragorn.
"WHAT!!! Why me?!?" cried Aragorn.
"Because, as much as you hate to admit it, you are the next best singer here Aragorn!" pointed out Legolas.
Aragorn looked at everyone. Frodo did his world famous Puppy-eyes, that nobody could resist (probably the reason why a lot of girls have fallen for him...at least...that's my reason)
"Alright, I'm in!"
Everyone cheered!!!
"Pity!" said Gimli. "I was really hoping I could sing Ricky Martin!"
"EVERYONE DUCK AND COVER!" screamed Frodo. Everyone ran from the room and hid.
(In the Enemy Stronghold...)
Sheldon glared angrily at the sorry bunch of Turkeys assembled before him. Then he began his not-so-helpful Pep Talk.
"We must win!' he shouted. "At all costs...or else you shall die, and I shall die. But most importantly...I shall die!" (He's a conceited old Turkey...DEAL WITH IT) Sheldon took a deep breath. "What do you have to say for yourselves?"
The Turkey henchmen-things all looked at each other.
"Let us DANCE!"
And the Turkeys started to do a mix between the Charleston and an Irish Jig. This went on all night. Who says Pep Talks aren't productive!!!
(The Next Day)
The Line-up went like this...
Fellowship: 1. Legolas 2. Frodo 3. Merry 4. Pippin 5. Aragorn
Turkey's: 1. Paul 2. John 3. George 4. Ringo 5. Sheldon
(Yes I named all the Beatles...DEAL WITH IT)
The Fellowship...Faramir...and the other soldiers were sitting on one side of the room. The Turkeys were sitting on the other side. Each side was exchanging Death Glares and insults to the other's Mothers.
"Why did we have to settle this at 10:30?" complained Gandalf to Pippin. "My favorite Soap Opera is on!"
Pippin was looking quite disturbed. "You watch Soap Operas?"
Pippin's voice carried, causing everyone to turn around.
"Gandalf does WHAT?!?" cried Legolas.
Gandalf blushed and Pippin covered his face with hands.
"Um...nothing!" mumbled Pippin.
The others shrugged and went back to the Death Glares and the 'Your Mama' insults. And then, the competition began.
A man got up on the large stage in the center of the room. (I have no idea where the things come from...they just pop up) Apparently...he was the announcer.
"Welcome to the Karaoke Competition for Middle-Earth." The man shouted into the Microphone. "I'm your host, The Announcer Guy!"
"Are you Irish?" asked Pippin.
"No...Scottish!"
"OK!" Pippin nodded, satisfied. Everyone raised an eyebrow at the young hobbit.
"What...I was curious?!?!"
Everyone shook their heads in exasperation and turned back to the Announcer Guy.
"Anyway...the first singer for today is...Legolas!"
Everyone in the Fellowship side cheered. The Turkeys booed. (Every Legolas fan girl out there throws rotten Tomatoes at the Turkeys)
Legolas climbed up onto the stage and started to sing in that Oh-so- charming voice that won us over in my Karaoke fic...that was taken off (I have never gotten over that)
"I need one more step and I'm outta the yard. I got a pocket full of mischief and I'm guilty as charged. All the misters and misses know the name of my tune. Without your help I guess I'm headed for imminent doom.
So let's go...
'Cuz I don't know what to do
'Less I'm beside of you.
You're the one...who saves the day...who beats the odds, each and very way. You're the one I can rely on, when the whole world comes undone...Yeah, you're...the one"
Everyone was cheering...even the Turkeys. Sheldon had tears in his eyes and was slowly wiping them away with his wing.
"That was beautiful!" he sniffed, as he blew his nose (Or beak...whatever) on a small lace hanky.
Legolas grinned widely as he sat back down to the excited cheers and compliments from his friends. If things went this smoothly...they might actually win. The Final Battle for Middle-Earth had finally begun.
It's not as long as the other chapters...but at least it's chapter. Anyway...I need some suggestions for songs for these people.
Pippin
Merry
Aragorn
Frodo
Paul
John
George
Ringo
Sheldon
If you have a suggestion...write down the title and the lyrics in your review...not to mention the usual content of a review. Have fun...and have a great 4th of July weekend!!!
Anywho...Thanks so much for reviewing. Here's your update!!!
(In the Fellowship stronghold...)
The Fellowship...and Faramir...were gathered in the Palace basement, trying to decide what to do next. The remaining soldiers (yes some of them died) were lounging on beanbag chairs, playing pool, and throwing darts. Some of them were even trying their luck at Twister. Pippin was looking longingly at the darts.
"So, what's the plan?" asked Sam quietly. Pippin jerked back to Middle- Earth and turned around. Aragorn looked at everyone. "Legolas, Frodo, Pippin, and Merry are definitely singing...since they are the best here!" Everyone nodded in agreement. "But, who's the fifth singer?" piped up Faramir. Instantly, everyone's gaze turned to Aragorn.
"WHAT!!! Why me?!?" cried Aragorn.
"Because, as much as you hate to admit it, you are the next best singer here Aragorn!" pointed out Legolas.
Aragorn looked at everyone. Frodo did his world famous Puppy-eyes, that nobody could resist (probably the reason why a lot of girls have fallen for him...at least...that's my reason)
"Alright, I'm in!"
Everyone cheered!!!
"Pity!" said Gimli. "I was really hoping I could sing Ricky Martin!"
"EVERYONE DUCK AND COVER!" screamed Frodo. Everyone ran from the room and hid.
(In the Enemy Stronghold...)
Sheldon glared angrily at the sorry bunch of Turkeys assembled before him. Then he began his not-so-helpful Pep Talk.
"We must win!' he shouted. "At all costs...or else you shall die, and I shall die. But most importantly...I shall die!" (He's a conceited old Turkey...DEAL WITH IT) Sheldon took a deep breath. "What do you have to say for yourselves?"
The Turkey henchmen-things all looked at each other.
"Let us DANCE!"
And the Turkeys started to do a mix between the Charleston and an Irish Jig. This went on all night. Who says Pep Talks aren't productive!!!
(The Next Day)
The Line-up went like this...
Fellowship: 1. Legolas 2. Frodo 3. Merry 4. Pippin 5. Aragorn
Turkey's: 1. Paul 2. John 3. George 4. Ringo 5. Sheldon
(Yes I named all the Beatles...DEAL WITH IT)
The Fellowship...Faramir...and the other soldiers were sitting on one side of the room. The Turkeys were sitting on the other side. Each side was exchanging Death Glares and insults to the other's Mothers.
"Why did we have to settle this at 10:30?" complained Gandalf to Pippin. "My favorite Soap Opera is on!"
Pippin was looking quite disturbed. "You watch Soap Operas?"
Pippin's voice carried, causing everyone to turn around.
"Gandalf does WHAT?!?" cried Legolas.
Gandalf blushed and Pippin covered his face with hands.
"Um...nothing!" mumbled Pippin.
The others shrugged and went back to the Death Glares and the 'Your Mama' insults. And then, the competition began.
A man got up on the large stage in the center of the room. (I have no idea where the things come from...they just pop up) Apparently...he was the announcer.
"Welcome to the Karaoke Competition for Middle-Earth." The man shouted into the Microphone. "I'm your host, The Announcer Guy!"
"Are you Irish?" asked Pippin.
"No...Scottish!"
"OK!" Pippin nodded, satisfied. Everyone raised an eyebrow at the young hobbit.
"What...I was curious?!?!"
Everyone shook their heads in exasperation and turned back to the Announcer Guy.
"Anyway...the first singer for today is...Legolas!"
Everyone in the Fellowship side cheered. The Turkeys booed. (Every Legolas fan girl out there throws rotten Tomatoes at the Turkeys)
Legolas climbed up onto the stage and started to sing in that Oh-so- charming voice that won us over in my Karaoke fic...that was taken off (I have never gotten over that)
"I need one more step and I'm outta the yard. I got a pocket full of mischief and I'm guilty as charged. All the misters and misses know the name of my tune. Without your help I guess I'm headed for imminent doom.
So let's go...
'Cuz I don't know what to do
'Less I'm beside of you.
You're the one...who saves the day...who beats the odds, each and very way. You're the one I can rely on, when the whole world comes undone...Yeah, you're...the one"
Everyone was cheering...even the Turkeys. Sheldon had tears in his eyes and was slowly wiping them away with his wing.
"That was beautiful!" he sniffed, as he blew his nose (Or beak...whatever) on a small lace hanky.
Legolas grinned widely as he sat back down to the excited cheers and compliments from his friends. If things went this smoothly...they might actually win. The Final Battle for Middle-Earth had finally begun.
It's not as long as the other chapters...but at least it's chapter. Anyway...I need some suggestions for songs for these people.
Pippin
Merry
Aragorn
Frodo
Paul
John
George
Ringo
Sheldon
If you have a suggestion...write down the title and the lyrics in your review...not to mention the usual content of a review. Have fun...and have a great 4th of July weekend!!!