Hello there folks. I have an announcement to make. I HATE MATH DAMMIT!!! I have to go to a summer camp where my Parents are making me take some SAT Prep class...and it's Hell with a CAPITAL H!!! I swear I'll fail that class...not that I care...I flunk math anyway. I was so close to falling asleep in that class. But before that stinking class...I have a Medieval Legends and Murder Mysteries class where the teacher brings in a whole lot of weapons! REAL weapons...it is so cool!!! Well...that's all for my announcement.

My sister said I should put this here so I'm doing it.

Disclaimer: I do not own LotR or the Beatles...but I do own the Turkey King, Sheldon...seeing as I ate him for Thanksgiving...hehehe. Oh yeah...and I don't own Uncle Sheldon's Turkey Farm...or maybe I do...I don't know if it's a real place anyway. Ok...I own Sheldon and the Turkey Farm but that is IT!!! Oh...and the Marble and Bronze statues in the courtyard of Arnold and Brad.

There now...that didn't take too long. Here's your update.

The Announcer Guy took up the microphone again.

"Next up...we have, Pippin!"

More cheering from the Fellowship side. One again the Turkeys boo. (Pippin fan girls pelt them with old shoes and dirt clogs)

Pippin scrambled up on the stage, and tumbled right off. (Snickers all around) He grinned sheepishly at the laughs, made a large sweeping bow, and climbed back onto the stage. This time, regaining his balance.

Pippin took a deep breath.

Aragorn saw the look in his eyes.

"Oh no...he's not gonna!"

Frodo noticed the look too.

"Oh yeah...he's gonna!"

Pippin began to sing.

"The cup of life This is the one Now is the time Don't ever stop Push it along Gotta be strong Push it along Right to the top

Como Cain y Abel Es un partido cruel Tienes que pelear Por una estrella Consigue con honor La copa del amor Para sobrevivir luchar per ella Luchar por ella Do you really want it...

Here we go! Ale, Ale, Ale! Go, go, go! Ale, Ale, Ale Arriba va! El mundo esta de pie Go, Go, Go!! Ale, Ale, Ale"

And he sang Ricky Martin, doing everything, including the taking off his shirt and twirling it around his head. (Pippin Fan Girls swoon and Faint, those who can withstand it, just stare and gape...drooling all over the carpet)

The Fellowship was amazed. Pippin was amazing. He was as good as Legolas when it came to singing.

"Since when did Pippin know Spanish?" inquired Merry.

"Since this chapter apparently!" replied Faramir in awe.

Aragorn's mouth was hanging open. The Turkeys all had the exact same look on their faces. (Pippin Fan Girls still chattering away about how hot Pippin is) Pippin leaps down off the stage but instead of landing gracefully on his feet, he plunges like a rock to the ground and lands hard on his arise with a loud thud.

"OW!"

The hall erupted with laughter as the clumsy hobbit made his way, grinning, back to his seat.

"Well, that performance ended with a bang!" said Legolas with a smirk.

Aragorn and Frodo couldn't help it and burst out laughing again, Frodo literally falling of his chair. This action issued more rounds of laughter. Even Frodo found his fall hilarious.

The Announcer Guy grinned and took up the microphone again.

"OK...hehehe...next singer is Merry."

Merry climbed up onto the stage, with much more balance then Pippin since he didn't fall off, and took the microphone from The Announcer Guy.

Once again the Fellowship cheered and the Turkeys booed. (Merry Fan Girls pelt them with rocks)

Merry grinned and began to sing.

"We want fun and you better believe it! We want fun 'cos we desperately need it! We want fun, but you don't understand...you gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! make me a man!

We want fun and you better believe it! We want fun either take it, or leave it! We want fun, and we're gonna get pasted! We want to have fun, and we want to get wasted!"

Everyone clapped and cheered wildly. (Merry Fan Girls whistle and cheer) The Turkeys were starting to get pretty nervous. So far, everyone was really good. There was no way they could compete with this.

As Merry made it back to his seat, Sam leaned over to him and asked, "Thinking about tonight ahead of time?"

Legolas overheard and snickered. Merry got a dreamy look on his face and nodded.

Next up was Frodo. The routine went the same way as it did the past 3 times. The Fellowship cheers, the Turkeys boo, and the Fan Girls pelt them with hard objects. (Frodo Fan Girls hit them with chainsaws...killing 3 Turkeys)

Frodo begins to sing.

"Living is easy with eyes closed. Misunderstanding all you see. It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out. It doesn't matter much to me.

Let me take you down 'cause I'm going to...Strawberry Fields. Nothing is real...and nothing to get hung about. Strawberry Fields forever!"

(Song from the Beatles...I'm beginning to become obsessed with them, although most of them are dead and the others are really OLD. But it's nice)

Everyone cheers and whistles. Apparently, Frodo still has his skill. Some members of the Fellowship were doing the Cigarette Lighter-thingy. (You know, where you hold up the lighter and wave it around)

Frodo grinned and climbed down from the stage and took his seat. The Announcer Guy took up the mike again.

"Alright...next singer is Aragorn."

We repeat the situation where the Fellowship cheers and the Turkeys (You'd think they've learnt by now) boo. The Fan Girls (Me included) once again pelt them with various objects. (This time...it's silver Kitchenware)

Aragorn grinned and began to sing.

"Way behind the water hole A little down the line The jungle and the plains and peaks Are scheduled to be mine

I'm gonna be the ruler Of most everything around From the grandest of the mountains To the humble common ground

My reign will be a super awesome thing

Oh, I just can't wait to be king"

Once again, the room was filled with cheering people. The Turkeys were looking at each other nervously. There was no way they could compete with this.

"LUNCH BREAK!"

The yell echoed through the entire room. Instantly, there was a stampede out the room to the buffet table. The competition would continue after lunch.

And that is the end of this chapter. See...I finally updated.

To my Reviewers:

xCandyFloss86x- Thanks for reviewing. And great suggestion...but I had an idea for his song.

Sake- Of course you can use Sheldon and the statues. My priceless objects...are your priceless objects.

Im a Brandybuck- Frodo serenading the crowd. I'm sure you wouldn't be the only Frodo Fan who would swoon and scream at that part. (Chucks another Chainsaw at Turkeys)

BubbleBubbleGumGum- I don't know that song. For some reason...I never got around to seeing the 3rd Harry Potter. Glad you liked it though.

Lomiothiel- I'm not sure if yours is the longest review. Yours and someone else's tie for long.

Nienna-yavetil- Hyper is good...and so is hobbity goodness. I'm feeling hyper too. Of course...maybe you'd feel hyper too once you found out that 'King Arthur' is rated PG13 for intense Battle Scenes. That means gratuitous violence...YES!!!

Thanks again to all of you for reviewing (I've said that twice...hehehe) Now...I'm off to not update for another two weeks. BYE!!! (Runs away)