This is it...the final Chapter. What will be the outcome? Let's find out.

Lunch was very short...but for some it wasn't over. (ahem...Pippin...ahem) When they had all finished, they sat back down in the room and threw more random and pointless insults at each other until it was time to start.

"First up for the Turkeys is...Paul!"

Paul got up on stage. The Turkeys cheered, the Fellowship booed...the Fan Girls booed with them...and nobody pelted them with random object since the Turkeys have no fans whatsoever. (Plus nobody is going to attack the Fan Girls unless they have a death wish)

Paul began to sing.

"Starting from here, lets make a promise You and me, let's just be honest We are gonna run, nothing can stop us Even the night, that falls all around us

Soon there'll be laughter and voices And the clouds over the mountains We'll run away on roads that are empty Lights from the airfield shining above you"

He was horrible. The Fellowship all covered their ears. Even a few of the Turkeys were wincing.

"He's worse than Gimli!" cried Pippin

"Nobody is worse than Gimli." said Legolas. "But this guy comes in a very close Second."

The Fan Girls were throwing rotten tomatoes at Paul.

"Get off the Stage, ya quack!"

Paul walked off the stage.

The Announcer Guy rubbed his ears in pain before taking up the microphone.

"Um...do we have to continue?"

"YES!" bellowed Sheldon, standing up to his full hight.

The Announcer Guy cowered in fear.

"Alright, alright...just DON'T HURT ME! I have a Wife...and two kids!"

"I doubt we needed the Family History...but whatever." muttered Aragorn.

"Um...the next singer is...uh...John."

John went up on stage. (cheers and boos)

"And she bangs, she bangs

Oh baby

When she moves, she moves

I go crazy

'cause she looks like a flower but she stings like a bee

Like every girl in history

She bangs, she bangs"

The Fellowship were all hiding under their chairs. (Let's just say...if any of you have heard William Hung sing this...John makes him sound like Clay Aiken)

"MAKE IT STOP...MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOP!" screamed Faramir.

"Find a happy place...find a happy place..."mumbled Gimli

HELP ME MOMMY!" yelped Sam.

Next up was George.

"Oops...I did it again

I played with your heart, got lost in the game

Oh baby, baby

Oops...You think I'm in love

That I'm sent from above

I'm not that innocent"

Everybody was in shock. It was bad enough that the guy was terrible...but he was also singing Britney Spears. If that wasn't torture...I don't know what is.

"NEXT!"

It was now Ringo's turn.

"Under the sea

Under the sea

Darling it's better

Down where it's wetter

Take it from me

Up on the shore they work all day

Out in the sun they slave away

While we devotin'

Full time to floatin'

Under the sea"

He wasn't as bad as the first three...but he was still bad.

Then came Sheldon.

The entire Fellowship were now supplied with earplugs, since Gandalf said he had to go to the bathroom and instead gone to the drugstore to pick some up.

"All you people can't you see, can't you see

How your love's affecting our reality

Every time we're down

You can make it right

And that makes you larger than life"

The Announcer guy had enough.

"That's over. I'm declaring the Fellowship winner by default."

Sheldon leapt to his feet.

"You can't do that...you aren't a judge."

Suddenly...in walked Chuck Norris and Simon Cowell.

"Well, we are."

Everyone does that cartoon-style jaw drop. (You know, where their bottom jaw hits the floor and their tongue rolls out for miles)

"Um...ok. Who do you think wins."

"The Fellowship," said Chuck Norris without hesitation.

"You Turkey's are bloody awful," replied Simon.

Everybody looked at Sheldon. The Turkey seemed to shrink before their eyes. Aragorn grinned.

"Roast Turkey anyone?"

Everyone cheered. Merry pulled out his trusty Flame-Thrower (I own this too) and flames the Turkeys. They all screamed and ran around in circles until they fell over dead. When all the Turkeys were dead (Including Sheldon) the Fellowship decided to have a giant Thanksgiving Dinner. (Thanks to Im a Brandybuck for the idea)

Everybody was invited...and nobody asked where the millions of Turkeys had come from. They didn't want to know.

It was the biggest party in the world. There were colorful streamers and confetti and balloons. Loads of food (Mainly Turkey) and Fireworks and dancing and music and all that other good stuff you find at Parties. Even a clown showed up. Of course they had to pay $145. for him...but that didn't matter. Middle-Earth was safe...and nothing could change that.

THE END????????

I think I'm going to make a sequel to this fic. More Randomness...more animals...more LotR!!! Here's a quick preview.

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Title: Attack of the Rabid Squirrels. Summary: (Sequel to 'Attack of the Wild Turkeys') An Army of squirrels attack the Fellowship...but the squirrels have rabies. The World as we know it...is officially over!
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"I knew the squirrels were conspiring against us...I knew it since I was 10 and that squirrel threw a nut at me."

"Um...Aragorn?" said Legolas quietly. "Did you take your medicine today?"

Aragorn looked around. "Maybe."

Elladan smirked. "It seems like our little brother is imagining things again."

Elrohir nodded, the same identical smirk on his face. "Maybe we should call the Happy Hotel."

"NO....I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE HAPPY HOTEL AGAIN! TO...MUCH...HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Legolas raised an eyebrow.

"Again?"

"He was imagining three pink Cows asked him on a date...and he said yes."

Legolas was about to reply, when the window burst open. In jumped 20 little brown squirrels with those Big Puppy eyes that are nowhere near as cute as Frodo's but still have the same affect.

"Awwwwwww...how cute." Legolas grinned.

Suddenly, the squirrels grew sharp pointy fangs...and foam started coming out of their mouths...and their eyes glowed red.

"Kill...kill...kill...kill!"

Aragorn looked horrified.

"I told you!" he hissed before leaping to his feet and racing out of the room screaming like Pippin (which is like a girl)

Legolas, Elladan, and Elrohir all looked at each other.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Then, they too ran out of the room. The squirrels right behind them.
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Nice preview huh? Very promising. If you liked this story...I recommend this next one. But you don't have to read it.

Special thanks to: Bloody Akiko Nagi the Insane, Retrokitten87, Hanna M, Lomiothiel, Kelsey, Im a Brandybuck, nienna-yavetil, BubbleBubbleGumGum, meeeee, Sake, and xCandyFloss86x

I love all of you reviewing...and I hope you all stay tuned for the next episode.

Hiei-Rulez