Nixon bucked an screamed like a young Jack Daniels as he heard Bruce Campbell coutn down to his doom.
"1...."
Nixon sneezed a mighty sneeze.
"2..."
Nixon belched a mighty belch.
"3..."
Nixon evacuated his bowels and emitted a foul smell from his trousers, He leapt to his feet, eager to continue his almight grudge match with the almighty grudge spider.
Spider-Man appeared to be confused, the amount of damage he just rained on the blubbery ragamuffin was enough to put down Leonard Nimoy on steroids.
Nixon reached into his "bag of tricks" and pulled out a taco and threw it at Spider-Man, now we all know that spiders hate tacos, while Spider-man tried to exterminate this Mexican threat, Nixon latched onto Spider-Mans ankle like a soupbone with his burly teeth.
"You grisly butt savage!" the Gnarly superhero cried.
Nixon did not return a comment, but instead cried for sweet limburger. Nixon continued to latch onto Spidey's ankle until a a nude Mary Jane hit Nixon in the back of the head with a yellow snowball. Dazed and confused, Spider-Man used Nixon's confusion to his advantage and poured lava down Nixon's pants.
Nixon screamed a million screams and swore a million swears, Nixon tackled Peter with all his might, and planted a big soggy wet one on Peter's soft underbelly. This caused Peter to vomit all over his pants, the source of Spider-Man's spider powers.
Nixon knew the fight was now his, and began to rain blows down on Spider-Man faster than a cheap prostitute from Kansas.
Spider-Man landed on the mat with a gushy thud, and vaguely caught a whiff of the feces and bone marrow that had already been splattered on the mat from their fight. Spider-Man knew the fight was about to end, and he was not sure he would be the victor.
Bruce Campbell began the countdown once again....
-To be Continued-
"1...."
Nixon sneezed a mighty sneeze.
"2..."
Nixon belched a mighty belch.
"3..."
Nixon evacuated his bowels and emitted a foul smell from his trousers, He leapt to his feet, eager to continue his almight grudge match with the almighty grudge spider.
Spider-Man appeared to be confused, the amount of damage he just rained on the blubbery ragamuffin was enough to put down Leonard Nimoy on steroids.
Nixon reached into his "bag of tricks" and pulled out a taco and threw it at Spider-Man, now we all know that spiders hate tacos, while Spider-man tried to exterminate this Mexican threat, Nixon latched onto Spider-Mans ankle like a soupbone with his burly teeth.
"You grisly butt savage!" the Gnarly superhero cried.
Nixon did not return a comment, but instead cried for sweet limburger. Nixon continued to latch onto Spidey's ankle until a a nude Mary Jane hit Nixon in the back of the head with a yellow snowball. Dazed and confused, Spider-Man used Nixon's confusion to his advantage and poured lava down Nixon's pants.
Nixon screamed a million screams and swore a million swears, Nixon tackled Peter with all his might, and planted a big soggy wet one on Peter's soft underbelly. This caused Peter to vomit all over his pants, the source of Spider-Man's spider powers.
Nixon knew the fight was now his, and began to rain blows down on Spider-Man faster than a cheap prostitute from Kansas.
Spider-Man landed on the mat with a gushy thud, and vaguely caught a whiff of the feces and bone marrow that had already been splattered on the mat from their fight. Spider-Man knew the fight was about to end, and he was not sure he would be the victor.
Bruce Campbell began the countdown once again....
-To be Continued-