Spider-man knew he was once again in control of this awesome, romantic battle of the century, he took this chance to flaunt his skills, galloping across the ring like some sort of cursed circus seal, barking like an otter, Spider-man clapped his hands and jumped up and down like a maniacal piece of bread.
"Women will not sleep with losers," The happy Spider-man barked at his diseased opponent as he laid peacefully dormant on the cushy surface of the boxing mat.
Nixon grumbled and quickly got to his feet, he did not enjoy being humiliated in this way, and he knew if he could defeat this strange marauder, then he could easily buy that mansion he had been eyeing in Sweden. Nixon flexed his awesome muscles and stared Spider-Man straight in the eye.
"Boy, this is the end, this is our final stand-off, whoever wins this final bout will be the victor, prepare yourself for a battle that you've never experienced for," Nixon sneered at the haphazard Jewish Spider.
"Holy sock!," Spider-Man retorted with a clever grin.
The bell rang, and the two titans ran at each other, both of their hearts pounding with raw emotion and anger. One must wonder what a man truly fights for. Love, honor, Pride....these thoughts raced in the minds of both of our heroes as they sped across the ring, prepared to face theri destiny. One of these fighters would go home, his spirit tarnished, his body battered, and the full knowledge that they are not the best. The other fighter would go home with lots and lots of prize money and possibly an erection.
Spider-Man was the first to strike, faster than a devil in red and blue pajamas, his fists striking Nixon in spaces that he never even knew existed, vomit began to fly from his mouth as Spider-Man continued to rain fists of cherry crimson into Nixons hairy torso. Spider-Man shot his web up and attached it firmly onto one of the rafters and swung up on top, far from Nixon's reach.
Spider-Man firmly reached into his sexy pockets and threw a grenade down onto the ring, Nixons eyes widened as he felt the blood rush out of his body and onto the ground as his entire body began to disintegrate from the awesome blast. Nixon's eyeballs took flight and shot off towards the rafters and began shooting lazy beams at Spider-Man, Spidey was able to bat them both away, but now without taking a laser in the sternum, and he began his quick descent to almost certain doom...
-To Be Continued-
"Women will not sleep with losers," The happy Spider-man barked at his diseased opponent as he laid peacefully dormant on the cushy surface of the boxing mat.
Nixon grumbled and quickly got to his feet, he did not enjoy being humiliated in this way, and he knew if he could defeat this strange marauder, then he could easily buy that mansion he had been eyeing in Sweden. Nixon flexed his awesome muscles and stared Spider-Man straight in the eye.
"Boy, this is the end, this is our final stand-off, whoever wins this final bout will be the victor, prepare yourself for a battle that you've never experienced for," Nixon sneered at the haphazard Jewish Spider.
"Holy sock!," Spider-Man retorted with a clever grin.
The bell rang, and the two titans ran at each other, both of their hearts pounding with raw emotion and anger. One must wonder what a man truly fights for. Love, honor, Pride....these thoughts raced in the minds of both of our heroes as they sped across the ring, prepared to face theri destiny. One of these fighters would go home, his spirit tarnished, his body battered, and the full knowledge that they are not the best. The other fighter would go home with lots and lots of prize money and possibly an erection.
Spider-Man was the first to strike, faster than a devil in red and blue pajamas, his fists striking Nixon in spaces that he never even knew existed, vomit began to fly from his mouth as Spider-Man continued to rain fists of cherry crimson into Nixons hairy torso. Spider-Man shot his web up and attached it firmly onto one of the rafters and swung up on top, far from Nixon's reach.
Spider-Man firmly reached into his sexy pockets and threw a grenade down onto the ring, Nixons eyes widened as he felt the blood rush out of his body and onto the ground as his entire body began to disintegrate from the awesome blast. Nixon's eyeballs took flight and shot off towards the rafters and began shooting lazy beams at Spider-Man, Spidey was able to bat them both away, but now without taking a laser in the sternum, and he began his quick descent to almost certain doom...
-To Be Continued-