AUTHORS NOTE: Here it is, the next chapter. Thank you for all of your reviews! For all of you who wish to see Daggett and Norbert dress up as superheros again, don't worry, I guarantee that they will before I finish the story (....it won't be in this chapter though.)
Now lets see Daggett try and fix that remote, shall we?
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Later that afternoon Daggett sat at the kitchen table with what was left of the remote sitting in front of him. He took the bottle of glue and held it upside down over the remote.
Nothing happened.
Daggett then started to shake the bottle.
Nothing happened.
Daggett shook the bottle even harder.
Nothing happened.
Daggett then threw the bottle of glue on the floor as he started to stomp on it, "You spooty bottle of glue!"
Norbert, who was out in the living room, heard Daggett, "You have to untwist the top Dag."
Daggett stopped stomping on the bottle of glue, as he felt really stupid, "I knew that." Daggett picked up the bottle of glue, then he untwisted the top as the glue squirted all over him.
Later, after when Daggett cleaned himself from all of the glue. He then took the bottle of glue and held it over the remote as glue went all over the table. Daggett pulled the remote out of the sticky mess and noticed it was back together again. Even though the remote was now stuck to his hand. Daggett didn't care as long as he knew that his teddy bear was safe. Daggett quickly went out into the living room to try out the remote, "Oh boy!" he said happily. Daggett pointed the remote at the TV as he pushed a button. There was a huge explosion.
"BOOM!"
When the smoke cleared, a few fragments of the remote where left as Daggett was charcoal black.
Sense the old remote was now beyond repair, Daggett knew that he will now have to get a new one.
Daggett rushed up into the bedroom as he grabbed his piggy bank, he knew that he had lots of money in there. So he took his piggy bank and threw it on the floor. The bank shattered into pieces as Daggett searched though the mess as he gathered the eleven cents that was in the bank.
Daggett quickly rushed back down stairs, he then picked up the phone and dialed a number. Daggett waited util he heard a voice on the other end.
"Yellow, this is 1-800-electronics how may I help ya?" the voice said.
"My names not Yellow!" Daggett told the person.
"I'm sure its not, now what do ya want?"
"Well, uh, I like to get a GTX, something, remote thingy."
"Let me check dat on da computer." Then there was a brief silence as the voice returned, "The GTX-4000 all-in-one remote?"
"Yea, that's the one!"
"We got some in stock, do ya want one?"
"Yes! Indeedily do!"
"Then that will be $1,899 plus tax and shipping and handing."
Daggett's eyes widened, "How much?"
"Its $1,899 plus tax and shipping and handing."
Daggett looked at his money as his eyes where still wide, "How much!?"
"How many times do I have to repeat myself?"
Daggett hanged up the phone, "Gee, that's why Norbert was so mad at me for breaking that remote."
Daggett found him self in front of the TV watching the '24 hour auction channel', upset, now knowing that his teddy bear is no longer safe from Norbert. Daggett took a drink from a bottle of 'Yahoo' as he finished it and threw it in a large pile of other empty bottles. When the auctioneer brought out something new to auction off, Daggett was thrilled as he rushed over to the phone. "This piece of junk was taken from a trash can and it doesn't work." the auctioneer said, but Daggett didn't hear was to busy dialing the number.
"The starting bid for a broken GTX-4000 all-in-one remote is only one penny!"
"Yea, and that's my penny!" Daggett yelled into the phone.
"We have one penny! Could we get two cents? Anyone?"
Daggett was proud of himself, he knew he was going to get the remote, until....
"We now have two cents! Could we get three?"
Daggett realized that there was now someone else bidding on that remote, as he placed a new bid, "Okay, I'm bidding three cents!"
"We have three cents could we get four? Wait, we now have four! Could we get five?"
"This means war!" Daggett said to himself as he then shouted into the phone, "I'm bidding five you spoot-head!"
"Five cents! We have...now its six cents! Could we get seven?'
Daggett just about had it, "NINE CENTS! AND TELL THAT OTHER SPOOTY, SPOOT- HEAD THAT THIS REMOTE IS MINE!"
"Nine...we now have ten!"
"ELEVEN CENTS!" Daggett yelled into the phone.
"Eleven cents, we have eleven cents! How bout twelve cents? Anyone?"
Daggett was out of money, if who ever else was bidding where to have bid twelve cents, it was over for him.
"Twelve cents? Anyone?" the auctioneer figured that was the end of it as he dropped his wooden mallet, "Sold for eleven cents!"
When Daggett finally got the remote in the mail, he ripped open the box and searched for the remote. When Daggett finally found the remote at the bottom of the box, he looked like a snow man made of styrofoam pieces. Daggett was overjoyed when he saw the remote, as he went to go test it out on the TV.
The TV was already on because Norbert was watching a weird sci-fi movie called, 'Revenge of the thing'. Norbert went to the kitchen at that moment to go get a snack while he was watching the movie.
Daggett pointed the remote at the TV as he pressed a button, nothing happened.
Daggett pressed the button again, still nothing.
Daggett turned his back to the TV, as he started whacking the remote on the table, "You spooty remote!" Daggett was unaware of the laser that shot out of the tip of the remote as it went into the TV.
He was also unaware of the mutant monster that was now coming from out of the TV screen.
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Now the monsters begin their attack......(Stay tuned!)